Text Text_Chapter 850 Bloody Ham
Bang, bang.
Li Nannan grabbed the doorknob and shook the door loudly, the man and woman inside must have been frightened, how dare they continue?
"Sir, is there anything you can help with?"
Li Nannan's behavior of shaking the door vigorously attracted the attention of the waiters, and a female waiter walked over quickly, please ask.
"Why can't this door be opened?"
Li Nannan turned around and complained, and continued to shake the door.
Glancing at the iron plate on the doorhandle, the waitress smiled and persuaded, "Sir, you can choose other rooms." The door lock in this room may have been malfunctioning. β
"No, I want this house."
Li Nannan felt that he must have the potential to be a bad guy.
Because he could feel that the appearance of looking at the waitress with his slanted eyes was particularly in line with the image of David's minions: "Our boss said that he has lived in this room for several years in a row. Do you know who our boss is? Has David White heard of it? β
A lot of idiots who don't believe in those old-fashioned ideas and claim to be new humans don't really know that the higher the people, the more they care about something.
The same is true for foreigners, who have good luck staying in a certain room, and then the next time they come, they will ask to stay in this house.
The waitress was convinced of this.
Especially after Li Nannan showed his name as Brother David, she didn't dare to persuade him to choose another guest room, and only said that she would go to get the key.
Soon, the keys came.
Li Nannan said thank you, and was just about to put the key into the lock hole when the door was suddenly opened from the inside.
A man with a full beard scolded with a hideous face: "Cao, who are you?" Don't see the sign outside that says there's someone inside? β
The man was disheveled, and his shirt was buttoned incorrectly, revealing chest hair of the same color as his beard.
At first glance, you knew that he had put on the clothes in a hurry.
This gave Li Nannan a sense of accomplishment after the conspiracy succeeded-he sneered and punched the man in the chin.
"Nima's, dare to yell at Lao Tzu. Do you know who Lao Tzu's boss is? The famous White David. Ever heard of it? β
Raising his foot and kicking the door open, when Li Nannan walked in, he turned around and said to the waitress and others who were in a daze: "If you don't want to make my boss unhappy and don't want to disturb the smooth progress of this charity party, then don't make a noise." Don't worry, I'll take care of it. β
Without waiting for the waitress to react, Li Nannan closed the door with a bang.
He believed that the waitress and others would not dare to speak out.
Since she had heard of the name of David Bai, she should know what kind of scumbag Brother David was.
This kind of thing like fighting with the National People's Congress for a room is not a problem for him at all.
As for the guests who stayed in the guest room first, God willing, if you don't have the perseverance to dare to confront David Bai, then obediently let this room out.
"Ahh
When Li Nannan closed the door, a woman's scream came from the bed.
When I looked up, I saw a person protruding from under the quilt, a pair of tender white feet exposed, and on the ground next to it, there was a big red evening dress and a three-piece black bud suit.
No need to ask, the woman under the quilt is bare.
"It's called Mao, your husband will thank me."
Cursing in a low voice, Li Nannan looked at the floor.
A man who was bigger than a brown bear was sitting up from the ground with his mouth covered.
He cursed something in his mouth.
obviously can't beat others, but he still scolds.
Isn't this a slut who is deliberately looking for a beating?
Since this person is a slut who steals the boss's wife, of course Li Nannan will not be polite anymore, and kicks him in the chin with a strong kick.
The man snorted miserably and fell on his back, scolding incessantly.
Another kick.
Still scolding?
Another kick.
Still- still scolded?
Looking at the man who covered his mouth with his hands and stopped talking, Li Nannan sneered silently and asked, "Do you know the real reason why I have to come to this room?" β
The force value is not bad, but I found that in front of Li Nannan was a scum-like man, and he was also a smart man, so he lowered his head and said in a muffled voice: "Just now, I heard it just now." You say, this room is the lucky room of David White. β
"Wrong."
"Uh, what's that?"
The man looked up at him with some confusion.
"First, it's because I'm bored right now and wants to have some fun to pass the time."
When Li Nannan stretched out two fingers, he suddenly found that he was now more and more like his aunt.
When Yue Zitong was talking to someone, she would stretch out a few white fingers at every turn to explain what she thought.
Suddenly, Li Nannan felt that he was possessed by his aunt - he shook his second finger and continued: "Second, as a bodyguard who is not qualified to wear a bow tie, you dare to hook up with the boss lady, which will seriously affect the reputation of our entire bodyguard industry." Therefore, after I found out that you were in cahoots, I had to stop your stupid behavior in order to maintain the healthy image of the entire bodyguard industry. β
Actually, he didn't know if it was the boss lady who hooked up with the bodyguard, or the bodyguard who hooked up with the boss.
He is doing this now, in addition to being idle and boring, mainly because of the creepy feeling behind him, and he must find something to relax after being tortured.
Listening to Li Nannan pull out the banner of protecting the entire bodyguard industry, the beaten bodyguard really didn't know how to refute, so he could only bow his head and remain silent.
His well-behaved made Li Nannan quite satisfied.
Raised his hand and pointed to the door, and said lightly, "Pick up your clothes and get out." β
The bodyguard immediately got up, picked up the suit on the ground, and walked out of the guest room in embarrassment.
The fun has been found, and under the banner of protecting the healthy image of the entire bodyguard industry, it is said that Li Nannan should also go out.
As for who the proprietress on the bed is, and why is she cheating with the bodyguard, what is his business?
However, as if there was a ghost urging, Li Nannan was just about to go out, but he walked to the bed again, bent down and reached out to grab the quilt, and slowly lifted a corner.
Then, he saw an acquaintance - Female Ham.
Many years later, when Li Nannan saw his mixed-race son born to a female Ham, clamoring to recreate the glory of his ancestors and abduct the granddaughter of a certain president, he would regret it incomparably, why did he come to this room.
Just want to kick that bastard to death, oh no, it's a half-blood.
You say that he is obviously the crystallization of Li Nannan and Female Ham, but why doesn't his "elegant, gentleman" blood flow in his body, but he inherits those evil genes?
"Huh, it's you?"
Seeing the female Ham curled up like a coiled white snake, Li Nannan was obviously stunned.
Then I understood.
A warbler who wants to push a man backwards on the street, and it is normal to roll with a man at any time and in any place.
Li Nannan was a little ashamed, he really shouldn't have disturbed people's good things.
"Ahem, what's that, it's my fault. Sorry for delaying your business. β
After figuring out what was going on, Li Nannan was a little embarrassed and reached out for his pocket.
He wanted to take some money out and leave it for Henham as compensation.
But all over his body, he couldn't find a steel hammer.
There is only that black card that can overdraft 100 million.
You can't leave the black card to her, right?
"Y-What are you looking for?"
At this time, the female Ham also recognized Li Nannan.
She breathed a sigh of relief, wrapped herself in the quilt that had been lifted, and moved herself.
This is the third time the two have met in two days, and she has tried to push Li Nannan back, and Li Nannan has also eaten her tofu twice on the deck, so she is barely an acquaintance.
Since it's an acquaintance, it seems that there is no need to be afraid.
"Looking for money. I've ruined your business, and of course I'll have to make amends. I'm sorry, but I don't have cash. Can I take credit first? Don't worry, I'll have someone deliver it to your cake shop by noon tomorrow at the latest. A hundred pounds, and an extra fifty is compensation. β
After explaining, Li Nannan stroked his chest with his left hand and bent over with a very gentlemanly movement: "Excuse me, beautiful lady." β
To tell you the truth, when he lifted the quilt just now and saw the body of the female Ham, he was still very moved.
He really didn't expect that this woman's skin was not only white, but also delicateβcompared to most white women.
If it is Aunt Yue, whose skin is like a hard-boiled egg with peeled skin, then naturally there is no comparison.
But the fiery figure of European and American women is incomparable to that of East Asian races.
After all, the wide skeleton of white people adds a lot of three-dimensionality to sexiness.
Especially their buttocks, the curvature of the is quite beautiful, which makes people want to bang at her when they look at it.
However, Li Nannan, who is currently anxious and soft, is in no mood to do such a thing.
Besides, this female Ham, I don't know how many men have been pushed back.
In case she rolled over the sheets, she smiled and said, "Congratulations, you've joined the AIDS army since then." β
I guess he'll regret hitting his head against the wall.
If you don't smash your head, you won't stop.
After apologetic gently, Li Nannan thoughtfully picked up the clothes on the ground for her.
On her clothes, there was also a faint fragrance of that kind of unique fragrance, which made him can't help but raise it, put it under his nose and took a deep breath, and praised: "What brand of perfume do you use, it tastes very good." β
"Bloody Ham."
The female Ham raised her head, looked at Li Nannan and suddenly smiled.
That smile was charming, but it was also bloody!
Under the quilt, her right hand was moving, and a piece protruded.
"Bloody Ham? Which company is this from? With such a good smell, but with such a name, it is simply a tyrannical thing. β
Li Nannan held the dress in his hand, and didn't see the smile of the female Ham, nor did he see the quilt protruding, he just asked casually, and was about to put it down, but he couldn't help but sniff it a few times.
The aroma, as he inhaled, quickly spread through every olfactory nerve of his senses, straight to his brain, allowing him to analyze the ingredients contained in the aroma: "There is mint, there is musk." And - hey, why is there still goat weed? β
Epimedium is a heart-leaf plant of the Berberaceae family, which has high medicinal value. The taste is returned to the meridians, pungent, sweet, warm, and has the effect of tonifying kidney yang, strengthening muscles and bones, and dispelling rheumatism.
But the biggest use of goat weed is to make aphrodisiac and medicine.
Ordinary people really can't smell this thing like epimedium.
Li Nannan can, that's because when Ye Xiaodao was roaming the rivers and lakes, he used this thing to damage the chastity of many martyrs, and persuaded him to try it too.
Li Nannan, a serious person, of course, would not use that kind of despicable means to clear the reputation of bad people - but this did not prevent him from carefully studying the pure natural men's grass of epimedium weed.
"How can you have this thing in your perfume?"
When Li Nannan asked this sentence in wonder, his heart suddenly beat wildly.
Then, as if a fire had risen from within the limbs.
Even the black dragon, burned by this fire, roared and rushed out.
All the fires are quickly concentrated like that place.
"What's going on?"
Li Nannan shook his head vigorously, and the evening dress in his hand fell to the ground, and he saw the woman on the bed, like a white snake, coming out from under the quilt and twisting her waist.