Meng was annoyed and now felt that his own Tuanza and Yu Shizao were completely embarrassed - it can also be said that they were in adultery.

Actually, it's very understandable.

Yu Shizuo, who shouted that all the soldiers should be damned, is a "madman" who dreams of crossing the river, a madman who is reluctant to sit or sleep.

And Long Wenwen is the only regiment commander in the entire Yu division who personally crosses the river to investigate, and every time he sends the information, the sand table of aerial photography is constantly improving, how can Yu Shizuo not like such a subordinate?

The two naturally hooked up like this.

Well, all of this is the situation in Meng Fu's eyes, at this moment, after he and Lai reported the results of the investigation, he took the slip approved by Master Yu himself, sat in the car that once belonged to Master Yu, and turned back to the Sacrifice Flag Slope.

Kang Ya's car drove very steadily, and even won the favor of Long Wenwen, so Long Wenwen stuffed Kang Ya with the fruit that came to the division headquarters in a big way, and then annoyed Meng and got up.

"Who's in charge today? How can I not hear the sound of one or two cannons? ”

"It must have been done by Xia Yula!" Meng was annoyed and insisted.

Long Wenwen said with deep sympathy: "The cub sells Ye Tian and feels distressed! This kid, don't you know how to save a little bit to live? Six shells are enough to fool the hungry for four or five days, and this kid has to be smashed in one day! ”

"Get him out!" Meng was annoyed and gritted his teeth in front of the traitorous minister, Long Wenwen laughed, and the laughter made Meng annoyed even more annoyed - because he saw Xiao Drunk at a glance just now, but now Xiao Drunk He couldn't believe it even if he saw it, that heroic female soldier would be the stupid girl who always laughed at herself for being clumsy!

So, under the nameless evil fire, he became a traitor, but unfortunately Long Wenwen was clear about this matter, so he naturally laughed at it - in fact, whether it was him or Summer, there was only one thought:

Either give someone an explanation, or get out of the house yourself, what the hell is it to occupy the pit and not shit and harm other girls?

Anyway, brothers are used to ridicule, and Long Wenwen is not the slightest bit of ridicule, it is good to help him make up his mind, and if he can't help, he will be addicted to it, and it is not a loss.

And Meng was annoyed, so he could only sulk and scold the goddamn man on the galloping jeep to express the indignation in his heart.

In such an atmosphere, Kang Ya, who was driving, drove the two to the barracks behind the sacrificial flag slope, but before they entered the camp, they heard the noise inside.

Long Wenwen was furious in an instant, this noisy and noisy appearance, I'm afraid the whole group has shrunk, right?

Meng was annoyed and instantly burst out laughing.

The jeep stopped, and the dragon asked the sentry with a dark face, "What's the matter?" ”

……

Collins didn't fight the Dragon.

The experienced Mi Long beat Collins, but fortunately it was just a bad taste in the summer, and he didn't think about cleaning up the instructor, so he naturally intervened and pulled the two apart after the victory and defeat had been divided - there was a single PK that no one knew about a month ago, and Mi Long was the one who was abused, so after the summer intervened, Mi Long didn't continue to fight by his temperament, but just said:

"Grandson! If you dare to yell at me again, I'll kill you! ”

Xia Translator translated: "He said that you are good, because he has met too few opponents who have the ability to oppose him!" ”

Collins was hypocritical, and also praised Mi Long, and after the translation processed in the summer, the two of them hugged each other, but there was a kind of laughter and hatred - the soldiers had a good impression of this instructor named Collins.

And it was at this time that Long Wenwen and Dogleg Meng came in, and the two didn't see the picture of the fight, but the dust on the two of them rolling on the ground like a hooligan fight can say a lot.

"What's going on? Summer, you tell me. The dragon group set up a shelf for the group seat, but Summer didn't care at all, and said nonchalantly: "Two big men, it's just a matter of cultivating feelings by fighting each other." ”

Long Wenwen asked: "That's it?" ”

"Well, that's it."

Although Xia answered indifferently, Long Wenwen didn't ask questions, but instead signaled his dog-legged Meng Chao to introduce himself to the two instructors, and started his personal performance - Meng was annoyed that this product and Xia were simply carved out of the same mold, and the translation was full of his own private goods, the so-called peers saw their peers, and fired two shots in the back, and Summer was embarrassed to shoot, so he could only drag Collins to the side and chat.

Collins is a big grinning man, and he quickly reveals his old roots after chatting with Summer.

The matter of not being kicked here by Shangguan likes was naturally deceived by Xia in a few words, but Xia didn't care, but intentionally or unintentionally asked about the ability of this product.

When this thing talked about his own job, his eyebrows really fluttered, and after a few words of excitement in the summer, this thing shouted: "You are questioning the ability of an armorer!" I'll show you what I'm capable of now! ”

"What do you think?" Summer asked.

"Give me a weapon!"

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Summer threw his submachine gun on the table, Collins glared at Summer dissatisfied, expressed strong dissatisfaction with Summer's lack of care for weapons, and then said, "Only one is too little!" God, get me a few more! ”

Oh my God, uncle!

"You can call me 'Xia' or 'Sha'asha,' and we don't put our first names in front of your surnames like you crooked nuts. You start by talking about what you want to perform. ”

Collins said after a few times of "laundry, summer", "Blind, I am a very good armorer, I know the structure and parts of various weapons very well, you can get more guns, I will show you." ”

Blind your sister, blind!

Summer complained and decided to give this conceited American devil a hellish mode, so he shouted to the people around him:

"A few of you have withdrawn your bullets and put your guns here, this American devil wants to perform a chest breaker!"

"Earn, I don't have to lie to me, I don't have to lie to me, the broken boulder on the chest and the gun have something to do with it!"

"Less nonsense! Put down the guns, it's best not to let them go, rifles, submachine guns, pistols, machine guns are all here, yes, yes, yes, we will also bring a few Hanyang made that we have sealed. ”

Staff Officer, Translator, Villain, Although Xia was not a big official, his words were really effective, and after a while, a group of people piled a bunch of miscellaneous weapons on the table—American, Japanese, British, imitation, and domestic, piled up in a pile, like an international ordnance display.

The movement here aroused the curiosity of the soldiers, and a large number of people gathered around, wanting to see what the American friends had come up with, and even Long Wenwen hurried over and asked, "What are you fooling people to do?" ”

Am I the kind of bad guy who fools my allies?

Summer glared angrily, and explained mildly: "Mr. Collins wants to show our people his skills and literacy, for fear that we will not obey his control, understand, my Danza-sama!" ”

Before Long Wen could speak, Meng interjected when he was annoyed: "Fart, it must be his blind translation!" ”

Sure enough, it's still peers who understand peers!

Summer said disdainfully: "Do you think I'm a blind translator like you with two knives? Am I that kind of person? Okay, don't talk back, watch Collins' performance. ”

Collins enjoyed the feeling of being watched by everyone, and after putting on a good posture, he took the lead in picking up a Hanyang-made, weighed it in his hand a few times, and found a way to disassemble it.

"It's not slow, it's all catching up with me." Mi Long said leisurely, and the people around him sneered, who doesn't know what level you are? Shame no?

Collins's action did not stop, but instead started at the machine gun that Milong regarded as his little wife, Milong was anxious and wanted to snatch the little wife over, but was stopped by Summer, who said: "I'm afraid of Mao, if he breaks it for you, let the American devil compensate ten times!" ”

Mi Long thought about it, yes, a little wife for ten, it's worth it!

Collins ignored the fact that he did not interfere with others, but continued to disassemble the gun, and the weapons soon became parts in his hands, and the parts became more and more, but the people around him turned from admiration to dissatisfaction.

"It's hairy, it's all turned into parts, when will we finish loading!"

"Ge Lao Tzudi, my gun!"

"American devils!"

"Okay, don't shout, let's see how people disassemble weapons, learn a little!" Summer drank low, and the noise turned into silence, but McLuhan on the side was curious, this annoying translator, as if he was quite prestigious?

With Collins' efforts, the pile of weapons on the table turned into a terrible pile of "broken corpses" in a short time, and Summer even subconsciously thought of the title:

Astound! The American soldiers are tragic, and the corpses are innumerable!

Ahem, ahem, back to business.

After Collins finished dismantling the weapon, Summer took the lead in applauding: "You dismantle the weapon faster than you can imagine, well, you see, they all admire you." He looked at the distressed melon-eating crowd around him, and a group of soldiers who realized that they had to "fight" next, under the threatening gaze of Summer, raised their hands with difficulty to give Collins a pitiful applause.

The unreliable "blind translation" gave this instructor face at a critical time, but the soldiers were really dissatisfied, so didn't they just dismantle their guns? What's the big deal about hurrying?

Hurry up, why don't you put a bunch of weapon parts together, how do you sweep the tail?

Collins accepted the sparse applause, but made a gesture that Summer thought was provocative—the thing stirred up a pile of parts in front of him, and many small parts were instantly messed up.

"Blind, my show isn't over yet—I have a lot to say, I'll tell you when I'm done." After Collins finished speaking, he quickly picked up one part after another, and then, one by one, the weapons began to be put together in his hands.

Now, it's really a shock to XX.

Dismantling weapons quickly is a skill, but quickly fighting weapons in a pile of messy parts is a kind of ability!

The guns were magically restored and placed on the table, and Collins's movements became faster and faster, as if they were tentacles, subverting the cognition of everyone around him.

Long Wenwen said excitedly: "This person must be left behind, even if it is for me to be my father, I have to stay!" ”

Summer, who was going to fool Collins into calling his father, silently took two steps back, and said in his heart, I don't want a gray grandson like you at all.

Milong, who tried to change ten little wives, was sad, he couldn't change ten little wives.

Ah Yi is like more people, his eyes are shining, and he said in his heart that he has learned this hand, and he is not afraid to go all over the army!

"That's it! You can check these weapons to see if they are loaded incorrectly. After Collins had assembled the last weapon, he looked smug at Summer, who shook his head and refused to inspect it, saying:

"Alger, you're such a good armorer, and I swear everyone here will treat you like a brother! Please be sure to teach them well. ”

"Of course, I'm here to teach you about weapons conservation - now, I have something to say." Collins ended his smugness and stretched out his hands towards Summer, showing his black hands, and showing them to everyone again, but he didn't see shame, only puzzled faces.

Including Summer, who gave him a lot of good impressions, they were all looking at him suspiciously.

"What do you see?" Collins asked Summer.

"Hands, a pair of black hands."

"Yes, a pair of black hands!" Collins bowed his head and said incredulously: "I have dismantled many, many weapons, when I was a child, I dismantled my grandfather's favorite shotgun, and then I got my own gun, I often dismantle, but I don't like to wear gloves, because when I wear gloves, I feel that I can't touch the soul of the gun." ”

"So, every time I dismantle the gun for maintenance, my hands are greasy."

"But...... I never thought that after disassembling and loading the gun, there was not much grease on my hands, only a piece of pitch black. ”

"Oh God, this is incredible! I can't describe all the guns here, they are dirty, what a precious thing they are, but the guns here, I don't see where they are treasured, I only see the dirty that makes people desperate! ”

Collins was disappointed and took out his matching gun, which was a German Ruger P08 pistol, Collins took the tools to dismember the weapon pistol in front of Summer, and handed over the parts to Summer's hands.

Summer felt the parts in her hand and was silent.

Meng was annoyed and translated Collins's words, and everyone's eyes were now focused on Summer's hands, looking at other people's weapon parts, and they were ashamed one by one.

"Alger," Summer said sincerely, "I apologize to you, because it was my mistake that I didn't show you the utmost respect from the beginning. ”

"Secondly, I want to explain to you that they, everyone, including me, have only one thing to know about weapons: take it and kill the enemy! We don't have a professional armourer, and no one has ever taught us how to take care of the weapons in our hands, not even ...... We were severely ill-trained, and everyone, including me, only got the weapons we had when we joined the army, and the only thought we had when we got them was to take them and kill the enemy. ”

"Thank you for letting us all know the mistake, Alger, and welcome to the Legion of Sichuan, and on behalf of everyone here, welcome! Trust me, they will definitely be the most well-behaved students you have ever taught for some time to come! ”

To be honest, Summer didn't have much of a sense of genuineness at first about the sudden appearance of her American friend, but when Alger pointed out the problem as an armourer, Summer suddenly realized a problem:

I am not in the afterlife where I can stand up!

Therefore, he immediately confessed his mistake to this lovely American friend and invited him sincerely and sincerely.

Summer didn't notice that McLuhan's eyes had been focused here, and his expression had become responsible because of the change in Summer's attitude, and finally, after Summer had become a polite gentleman, he had made up his mind......

Collins is a very susceptible person, and in the face of the sincerity of the summer learning from the dragon's article, he immediately said: "I am looking forward to becoming their instructor, and I hope we can be ......"

But before the words were finished, McLuhan, who had been looking at him indifferently, suddenly broke over, pulled Collins up, and said to Xia and Meng Translator:

"Goodbye gentlemen......"

He babbled on a bunch of things, and the general meaning was: you are just a bunch of people who don't even know how to maintain weapons, people like you don't deserve to be called our students, and we don't want to teach students like you - your carelessness means that you have no sense of responsibility, sorry, I don't teach you!

After saying that, he dragged Collins away in the annoyed stunned eyes of Summer and Meng—poor Collins, although reluctant, could only resist and shrug his shoulders innocently and helplessly towards Summer.

Dead, dead, anxious, he roared and asked, "What did he say?" Summer! Meng is annoyed! What did he say! ”

"He said that our sloppiness made him feel hopeless, a group of people who have no sense of responsibility for weapons, and will only waste them." Summer Mumu said.

Collins started the car, and the smoke and dust flew away in the stunned eyes of the crowd.

"Kangya! Where's my car! Long Wenwen roared, before Collins didn't perform, he would probably only give an innocent smirk to leave like this, and laugh at himself and say Look, the Yankees can't look at us.

But now, Collins's performance has opened up a world for him that he has never seen before, and he feels that he must not lose such an instructor, his Sichuan army must not lose such an instructor, and his brothers must not lose such an instructor.

Kang Ya drove the jeep in a hurry, Meng was annoyed and jumped into the car almost at the same time as Summer, and then, in an expectant gaze, Yuan Yushi's car chased after the back of his American friend.

Kangya's technique is really good, after the chase, don't stop the aggressive friend Jeep with one foot on the brakes, Long Wen said to Summer before jumping out of the car:

"You fool that devil armorer, I'll fool that black-faced officer."

Summer muttered: "How can it be called a fool? Repay the promise! Do you understand? ”

Well, after all, it was a flicker - Long Wen dragged Meng Annoying Chao to McLuhan, and Summer dragged Collins aside and flickered.

Collins was such a good boy that under the sugar-coated offensive of the summer, he decided to put pressure on his superiors and assured: "Well, even if he leaves, I'll stay, blind, you're such a good guy." ”

Don't call me blind, will you?

The summer was depressed and dragged Collins to the home of Long Wenwen, but at this time, Long Wen and Meng were annoyed and started a "civil war".

Long Wen prayed to McLuhan to help them wait for a lifetime but could only wait for a few to help, and McLuhan's indifference annoyed Meng Annoyed, Meng annoyed and roared to let this dead American devil die, he can't help us.

Summer was indignant that Meng was annoyed by the attitude of this bastard translator, and was indignant that this bullied the professional ethics of the dragon article who couldn't speak English and didn't translate, and planned to go out and talk to McLuhan in person - he didn't believe that his sincerity couldn't impress the American devil!

But just as he was about to phrase it, standard Chinese rang out:

"He's right, damn American devils can't help you."

It wasn't said by Summer, it wasn't said by Long Article, it wasn't said by Meng Annoying—it wasn't said by Collins, a mechanical man......

That's just one person......

Summer looked at McLuhan with difficulty, only to see McLuhan's mouth squirming, and standard, smooth Chinese popped out of his mouth: "I can't read your scriptures, but this sentence is very true, I can't help you, well, American devils can't help you." ”

it!

Listening to these words that are 10,000 times more standard than the snake's butt in the summer, there is only one thought at the moment:

Nima, who has been in the waves all her life, is ...... today Lao Tzu capsized......