Chapter XVIII
Liu Sheng couldn't figure it out, because he couldn't have imagined that Liu Yu would not hesitate to cheat his father and mother, just to test Dashun's acceptance of new things.
Liu Sheng couldn't imagine that Liu Yu had already prepared the terrible idea that if Dashun couldn't accept new things, he was ready to run to Nanyang softly.
Liu Sheng is a person in this trap after all, and he doesn't know the horror of the future and the vastness of the world.
His father Liu Sheng couldn't guess Liu Yu's thoughts, and Tian Ping, who was on the hot air balloon hanging basket together, didn't know that he and those classmates of Wude Palace were all used by Liu Yu as gunmen.
It's just that the temptation to soar for the first time and leave a name in wild history is not small. The feeling of flying into the sky is completely different from the feeling of climbing high and looking into the distance, there is really a trace of the feeling of resisting the wind out of thin air and pulling the clouds and the moon, Tian Ping's chubby face is full of excitement.
The Forbidden City was left far behind, and there was no need to worry about accidentally committing a big taboo when he turned back, but Tian Ping quickly realized that something was wrong.
The balloon didn't fly high, and after the fire was extinguished, it began to descend slowly.
Now it has flown out of the inner city of the capital and wandered around the northwest side of the city.
Seeing that he was about to fly to Changping.
Under the balloon, you can see a team of people running after the balloon.
Squinting his eyes to identify it, Tian Ping screamed and saw the banner of the Children's Army.
"Brother Shouchang, something happened. The Children's Army has been following us all the time. ”
The children's army is the emperor's pro-army, and some of their responsibilities overlap with the brocade guards of the previous dynasty, Tian Ping couldn't help but feel a little flustered.
Liu Yu smiled secretly, thinking to himself that such a big thing, if the children's army didn't move, then there would be ghosts.
But since the children's army was dispatched, it can be seen that this incident really alarmed the palace.
Whether it's a blessing or a curse, it won't take long to see it after going down.
His most annoying thing is waiting.
Especially this is like betting on dice, the net worth and life are pressed, if you want to sleep tomorrow to open the dice, not to mention the anxious people, even ordinary people must be crazy that night.
The heat of the silk cloth gradually dissipated, and the empty cloth bag finally couldn't support the weight of the two people, and flew out of Shichahai for more than ten miles, and finally slowly landed near a cornfield.
More than thirty children were already waiting here, and the horses had been waiting for too long, all kicking and tapping.
The leader is a strong man in his thirties, with pockmarks on his face that has been born with smallpox, this is also a big life, he survived smallpox, and there is no risk of smallpox in this life.
A cyan satin costume with a python-like animal embroidered with four toes. It's just that the grade may not be enough, and under the strict rank, the python's tail was changed to a fish tail.
Wearing a felt hat on his head, it looks like Li Zicheng's dress back then, a very standard children's army dress.
The pockmarked officer, whose face was covered with smallpox, may have been a little impatient, and was smoking there, and the jade cigarette holder had turned slightly yellow.
Seeing Liu Yu and Tian Ping come down, he packed the cigarette lotus in his hand, knocked the pipe to his waist, and shook it in front of the two like a bear.
"Two sons, you really make me wait. The two of them did a great thing, and our children's army dispatched hundreds of people at a time. It's a shame that all of you are in heaven and all over the city know about it, otherwise tomorrow I don't know what kind of rumors will come out. ”
After a little identification, this should be a five-grade official. Looking at the ornaments on the body, there should be a rank of lieutenant of the light car. Xun is not an official, it is a military merit made by cutting people, and the lieutenant of the light car is a medal, with a fourth-grade grade, but an official is only a fifth-grade.
Although Liu Yu and Tian Ping are both sons of nobles, they are still studying in Wude Palace, and they have no official position, so they can only salute first, and said with a smile: "My lord is hard. ”
Xungui has a lot of sneering, but he is not qualified to make a mistake in front of the children's army, this is the emperor's pro-army, quite similar to the former dynasty brocade guard, and committing a crime is purely death.
The pockmarked officer waved his hand and shouted at his men, "Pull that strange thing and fold it up." ”
After finishing the order, he first ran to the silk bag that was pulled, tilted his head and looked at it for a long time, and scolded: "What do I just think is this, this thing can actually fly?" ”
kicked twice, and then said to Liu Yu again: "I'm not hard, but the two sons have to work hard." Two, don't stand, get on the horse? Your Majesty has ordered the two of you to wait at the noon gate, and your partners are kneeling there, just waiting for the two of you. ”
There is often a story of the decapitation of the noon gate in the script, although the level of the two is not enough to launch the noon gate, hearing the word noon gate, Tian Ping is still trembling.
When he went out, he didn't have anything of value on him, Tian Ping gritted his teeth and pulled a piece of jade pendant from his waist and quietly handed it to the officer.
"My lord, can you tell me what's going on?"
The officer didn't accept Tian Ping's jade pendant, and pushed his hand and said, "Don't ask me, the two sons, I don't know if you ask." Since you have the courage to do something that shakes the capital, is it possible that you don't have the courage to carry it? ”
It may be that he is afraid that the hundred-legged insect will die and not stiffen, or it is difficult to say whether it is a blessing or a curse, and it is difficult for him to do things without a clear order, and it will be difficult to see each other in the future.
Then he changed his tone again and said, "I really don't know." The capital is so big, I am an officer the size of a sesame mung bean, how do I know the weight? The two of them went to the noon gate, so they naturally knew. Get on the horse. ”
The two horses had already been prepared, and Tian Ping's spirits when he was on the hot air balloon were completely gone.
He couldn't ride a horse or shoot a gun, and when he looked at the horse that was staggering, he trembled a little before he could get up his legs, so he had to say, "That...... Can you get me a carriage or something? I...... I didn't dare to ride a horse. ”
The sentence of not daring to ride a horse made the officer laugh, and there was a little more disdain in his eyes. Looking at the surrounding fields, the tone was a little more mocking.
"This place is almost to Changping, and there are no carriages, but there are people's donkey carts. With the Sorghum River in the distance, do you really want to ride a donkey cart? ”
The tone was full of sarcasm.
The sorghum river is not a mockery, and the donkey cart is not a mockery, but the sorghum river plus the donkey cart is an indescribable mockery.
Tian Ping still knew the story of the God of War of the Donkey Cart in the Sorghum River, and when he heard what the other party said, he gritted his teeth and moved to the horse next to him.
Stiffly climbed on the horse, stiff like a stone sculpture, leaning forward and eager to lie on the horse's back, cautious, for fear of falling down again and breaking his leg.
Liu Yu did not fall into the psychological shadow, and got on the horse generously, not taking it seriously.
Anyway, Liu Yu has already planned this matter, and he has brought so many noble children together, just to have someone to back him, and at most he will go home to study, what else can he do?
Standing tall on horseback, side by side with the pock-faced officer, his unsparing look made the pock-faced officer also a little admired.
"The prince of Yiguo is really bold. With such a formation, ordinary people's legs are scared and weak. ”
Tian Ping, who was lying on horseback in the back, heard this, and held his breath in his heart, but he couldn't get over this level in his heart, thinking about his embarrassed appearance on horseback, he finally swallowed this breath of finger scolding Huai.
Liu Yu raised his whip and said with a smile: "Joke, what am I afraid of?" Looking at the "Great Shun Law", I don't break the law, I don't do evil, now it's Lang Lang, Your Majesty Shengming, why should I be afraid? ”
The pock-faced officer said in his heart, "Are you still pretending to be a calf here?" I'll see how long you can fit it.
Today, there is a sensation in the capital, hundreds of children are riding out, if in the past, some people must think that there is another official who has been raided.
Besides, taking "Da Shun Law" as an example, it talks about how to deal with the crime of rebellion, but how to be considered a rebellion is not something that can be clearly explained by holding up "Da Shun Law".
Thinking about it again, I feel that Liu Yu is quite cunning. When I came up, I would like to say something about Lang Lang Qiankun and Your Majesty Shengming, but I can't take it down.
The pock-faced officer pondered for a moment, and actually laughed.
Say yes, if Your Majesty is angry at that time to punish the sins of this group of people, wouldn't it be tantamount to slapping Your Majesty in the face and saying that he is not holy? If it is not, then it is even more death, isn't it the world of His Majesty Lang Lang Qiankun Shengming now?
Liu Yu didn't take it seriously, thinking that there was still a long way to go back, so he chatted with the officer again.
"But you don't know where you are?"
The officer was calm.
"A certain name is Jiao Lao Butu, and the Han name is Shu Tu. My father was originally a lieutenant in Handoliwei. Later, there was chaos in the northwest, and the Songhua River was conscripted to rush the government soldiers, and my father was loyal to the country in the northwest. I have not fallen into the name of my father, I have traveled in the sea of blood in the Northwest Corpse Mountain for ten years, and now I have the rank of lieutenant of the light car. ”
He didn't say anything about his official position, but when he talked about the rank that he cut out of someone, it was also a kind of pride, and there was a vague sense of ridicule.
Officials can be sealed and shaded, and honors can only be beaten.
At first, out of fear of those nobles, he was still a little polite; When he saw that Tian Ping didn't dare to ride a horse, he was quite disdainful in his heart.
Now this disdain is even clearer: Lao Tzu's official position, which was fought in the sea of blood with a knife and a gun, what are you, but you borrowed the remnants of your ancestors.
It's probably that these words sound a little unpleasant, where did Tian Ping, who was on horseback, suffer such anger. Coupled with the anger just now, he asked in a weird manner: "Oh, Handoliwei? Isn't it the city of the Five Kingdoms that Jingkang is ashamed of? ”
Jiaolao Butu ancestor is a naturalized Oroqen person, the so-called born Jurchen.
Jiao Lao Butu, the meaning of stone, the so-called cheap name is easy to feed, it should be naturalized when Ping Liaodong was in the past, and they all took the Han surname.
Jing Kangsha, Wuguo City, Jurchen, these words are sandwiched together, and Tian Ping's words are particularly harsh.
"What do you mean by that?"
"It's nothing, it's just a feeling, and I suddenly remember."
Hearing the words of this gun and stick, the officer said coldly: "The former Ming Dynasty is full of soldiers, and before he was martyred, he must have thought of Tumu Fort?" During the Yongle period, Yongshun Botuohuan, who followed Emperor Yongle to sweep the north, swept away the Northern Yuan and went deep into Nuergan, thinking that he must have thought of the Battle of Yashan. ”
In a word, Tian Pingyi, who wants to get back to the field, has nothing to say. Tian Pingwan didn't expect that this naturalized Sauron man would still read.
After this conversation, the atmosphere became awkward.
The pock-faced arrogant Lao Butu no longer talked to Liu Yu and Tian Ping, and with a straight face, he shouted angrily: "Hurry up!" Your Majesty told you to wait at the noon gate, could it be that you should move it to the afternoon? ”
Liu Yu smiled secretly, thinking that Tian Ping didn't find the field and kicked it on the iron plate.
Looking back at Tian Ping, who was stiff and sweating on horseback, listening to the order of Jiao Lao Butu to speed up, he said in his heart that this was really a report from the world.
Controlling the horse to Tian Ping's side, he looked at Tian Ping, who was stiff, and whispered: "It's over, it's over." ”
Tian Ping also knew that what he said just now was a bit heavy, and he also lost that his father was a duke, otherwise he would have to be beaten half to death if he had just said that. He shook his head with a wry smile, but he didn't apologize.