Chapter 256: Women Also Have Assessments?!

After Li Ke smeared Bai Yurou with iodine wine, he gave her a foot massage and said: "Don't say that your feet are blistered, even if your husband loses a hair, he is distressed!" ”

In modern times, it is estimated that everyone will scoff at it, and say something "old-fashioned"! But in ancient times, it was Li Ke's earthy love words, which can definitely be called the word love saint!

Bai Yurou rolled her eyes, and muttered quietly: "Sigh~ actually lied to me~" Although Bai Yurou said so, her demeanor was the opposite of what she said! Human feet are very sensitive, and there are such criminal laws in some criminal laws in ancient times!

"Husband~"

"Huh? What's wrong? Li Ke asked without raising his head, concentrating on being a foot masseuse! But after waiting for a while, he still couldn't hear Bai Yurou say why, so he raised his head suspiciously......

I saw Bai Yurou's cheeks crimson, her eyes full of spring, her red lips lightly opened, and her teeth were snow-white bitten on the tip of her pink tongue! This appearance is really tempting, Li Ke said in confusion: "me...... Is spring coming? ”

If it had been in the past, Li Ke would have pounced on it a long time ago! At this time, Li Ke grinned at the corner of his mouth, and slammed his right hand hard! Bai Yurou suddenly opened her big mouth and laughed: "Hahaha...... Husband ~ stop ~ it's too itchy ~ hahaha ......"

Bai Yurou rolled up and over on the bed, and the tears of laughter flowed down in a hurry! And Li Ke didn't intend to let her go like this, and continued to scratch Bai Yurou's feet......

"I was wrong~haha~woo~haha, it's so itchy~woo......"

Bai Yurou smiled and laughed and turned into crying, and she was crying! When Li Ke saw her like this, he chuckled in his heart and thought: Isn't it? Why are you still crying?

"Yurou...... What are you crying about? Husband hurt you? ”

"Woo ~ hum! You'll just bully me......" Bai Yurou wiped a handful of tears and looked at Li Ke with resentful eyes! Li Ke was furious at the bottom of his heart, and Li Ke said embarrassedly: "How come? When did I bully you? It's too late for me to hurt you! ”

Bai Yurou turned her head angrily and didn't look at Li Ke, and muttered, "Then why are you scratching people's feet...... People have said it's very itchy, but you still won't let go! ”

"Huh? That's it?! ”

Hearing Li Ke say this, Bai Yurou suddenly turned her head and stared at Li Ke angrily, she gritted her teeth in anger! This look seems to tear Li Ke apart......

"Eh~ This is not bullying you! This is...... It's flirting! Right! It's flirting! Hehe! Li Ke scratched his head in embarrassment, and said in his heart: My Nima is really a genius, and this can be pulled out, cowhide!

"Phew! Cut loose! ”

"It's wrong, it should be the mood, hehe!" After Li Ke finished speaking, he asked again: "That's right! How are Yue Xiang and the others doing? ”

Bai Yurou tilted her head and thought for a while and said, "It's all good, but there are also problems!" Bai Yurou was about to get out of bed after speaking, Li Ke hurriedly stopped her and asked, "What are you doing?" You've just finished taking the potion with this foot, so you can't go down to the ground now! ”

"No! I'm going to wash my feet, otherwise it's too uncomfortable......" Bai Yurou walked over from Li Ke's side with a blushing face and embarrassment, Li Ke didn't stop her this time, but asked speechlessly: "After you finish washing your feet, isn't the potion gone?" And don't wash it with cold water, wash it with cold boiled water......"

Suddenly, Bai Yurou's impatient voice came: "Oops! Got it, mother-in-law...... The potion is gone, you're smearing me! ”

Li Ke: "Wori~"

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"What time has it been? Why hasn't Tianheng come back yet? ”

After Li Ke finished dinner, he came to Tianheng's room and found that there was no Tianheng in the room at all! So, the angry Li Ke scolded in the house!

Next door was Da Zhuang's room, and after Da Zhuang heard Li Ke's voice, he hurriedly ran over! As soon as he entered the house, he found that the person in this room was indeed Li Ke, so he hurriedly said, "Big ...... Commander in chief! What are you? ”

Hearing someone speak, Li Ke turned his head and saw that it was Da Zhuang, so he said, "Da Zhuang! You came just in time, didn't Tianheng tell you to come back later? What time has it been, and why haven't you come back yet? ”

"This subordinate doesn't know either! Maybe there's something delaying, right? Da Zhuang scratched his head and casually said a possibility! But I didn't expect that as soon as I finished speaking, Li Ke said angrily: "What can he delay?" It must be that this thing knew that he had made a mistake, so he deliberately avoided Lao Tzu! Nima's grandson thief~"

Da Zhuang wondered what mistake Tianheng had made? Led to the ...... of Lord Lee The commander-in-chief is so angry? Just as he was about to ask, he saw Li Ke scolding and leaving!

At dinner, Bai Yurou muttered, "Husband! Yue Xiang recruited a servant, but the servant said that he was a refugee! Now there is no way to verify, so I have to trouble my husband to help! ”

Li Ke put the chopsticks on the bowl and said, "You fools, Lao Tzu is also convinced!" What is the Shiquan Sea for? Even if Shi Quanhai doesn't need to go out in person, then the county order under him can always be used, right? And also! I want to tell you, Lao Tzu helped this Shiquanhai up, but it was not for nothing! It's meant to be useful, you know? ”

"Uh-huh, got it!"

Bai Yurou first generously agreed, then pouted and muttered in a low voice: "What is the fierce......?"

Seeing that the two were about to start bickering again, Pear Blossom hurriedly said, "Okay! After eating, I was talking about things, and I didn't talk about eating! ”

Li Qing suddenly laughed: "Hehe...... "Li Ke turned his head to look at her and said, "What are you laughing at?" Do you have merit? Toiled? Or is it ~ you played mahjong too hard, huh?! ”

"Uh...... I'm ......."

Li Qing was stunned for a moment, and thought: Won't I just play mahjong, can I use such a sneering at me? Is she still thinking about Mingzhu's girl?

Looking at Li Qing looking very aggrieved and wronged, Li Ke said directly and mercilessly: "I only care about playing mahjong, and the child doesn't watch it?" If Lao Tzu could breastfeed, would he still need you? ”

Li Qing's eyes were red, and tears began to roll in her eyes! Seeing that the golden beans are about to drop, at this time! Rika hurriedly said, "Husband! That's a serious thing you say! It's her fault that the second sister didn't take good care of Xiao Ke, just say two sentences about her! But you can't say such hurtful things! ”

Hearing Pear Blossom say this, Li Ke frowned and muttered, "Did I say something hurtful?" Bai Yurou's head nodded like a chicken eating rice, and said, "It's too hurtful!" ”

"Okay......"

Li Ke could only get close to Li Qing's side, and said with a hippie smile: "Qing'er, my husband didn't mean to say that about you, don't be angry with your husband......" As he spoke, Li Ke was about to reach out and grab her waist.

"Hmph~" Li Qing turned her head, wiped her tears and sniffed! Li Ke's hand hung behind Li Qing, and it was not that he would not take it back, so he could only look at Pear Blossom in embarrassment and ask for her help!

As the eldest lady, Pear Blossom naturally has to play a role in connecting the previous and the next! Hurriedly said: "Second sister! No man is born wise or learned? Xiao Ke is the child of the two of you, and my husband said that you don't love the house and Wu?! ”

Li Qing turned her head and glanced at Li Ke, and said, "Always bully me~" As soon as these words came out, Bai Yurou unconsciously raised her head and looked at Li Ke, then smiled and buried herself in eating......

Li Kexin said: They are all shouting that Lao Tzu is bullying you, when did Lao Tzu bully you? !

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At midnight, Li Ke got up from the bed and quietly came to the door of Tianheng's room! Li Ke tried to gently push Tianheng's door......

"Squeak Chrome~"

"Huh?! It's not closed! Is this not coming back? Damn, is this guy going to learn not to go home at night?! Li Ke slammed open the half-door and walked in!

Pick up the flashlight from the bracelet and turn it on to illuminate the whole room, the bed does not look at the bottom of the bed, and the bottom of the bed does not look at the cabinet! There was no one in the cabinet, and the angry Li Ke kicked on the cabinet!

"Grandma's! This grandson is deliberately avoiding Lao Tzu! Yes! I don't believe you can hide from the first year of junior high school, and you can hide from the fifteenth! Li Ke scolded and left.

When Li Ke left, suddenly! A figure fell in Tianheng's room, take a closer look at who else this person is not Tianheng?

"Whew~ It's so dangerous, fortunately, I heard the movement and hid on the beam! I didn't expect adults to be so persistent, they had to catch me! Alas! Fortunately, I have money on me, otherwise I would not have starved to death by adults! After Tianheng muttered, he quietly came to the door!

Just when Tianheng stretched out his hand to close the door, suddenly! A pair of hands grabbed the side of the door suddenly, this sudden scene scared Tianheng! I saw Tianheng grabbing the door on one side with one hand and kicking the door on the other side violently! The two doors slammed into the middle......

"Ahh My hand...... I'm Nima! ”

Li Ke covered his hands and jumped up and down at the door of Tianheng! Then he pointed at Tianheng and said angrily: "Tianheng! How dare you attack Lao Tzu? ”

Tianheng's face changed, and he hurriedly bowed and said, "This is a subconscious approach, and it is not intentionally trying to hurt adults!" Please also have a good understanding! ”

"Mingjian, your uncle! You said! Are you deliberately avoiding Lao Tzu? Hurry up, put the fire in the palm of your hand! After Li Ke finished speaking, he picked up a flashlight and shone it on Tianheng, who hurriedly ran over to light the candles in the house, and the house suddenly became bright!

After Li Ke sat down, Tianheng said knowing that the advisor said, "My lord! It's so late...... Don't you sleep? Li Ke gave him a blank look and said, "Let's talk about what you did first!" What did you say to Mrs. Meng? ”

"My lord! My subordinates dare to swear to God, I definitely didn't talk nonsense! "If Li Ke hadn't known what had happened, I was afraid that he would really be deceived by Tianheng!

Li Ke hated iron and said: "You didn't speak, but you can't be dumb!" I really want to open your head to see what is inside! ”

"Uh...... My lord...... The subordinates didn't talk nonsense, they were completely in accordance with the requirements of the adults, covering their mouths and not saying a word...... "Facing Li Ke's blame, Tianheng was very aggrieved, he didn't understand that he had already done Li Ke and blamed himself!"

"Then you can't ...... Never mind! Never mind! Li Ke shook his head, and most of the qi in his stomach disappeared, mainly because Li Ke took this matter to heart, so he came to Tianheng's room in the middle of the night!

Tianheng suddenly asked suspiciously, "My lord, how do you know that your subordinates are in the room?" Tianheng has never figured out this matter, and he doesn't understand where he leaked it, causing him to be discovered!

"Hahaha!"

Li Ke smiled at first, and then said, "You don't want to think about it, it's summer!" There's a spot in your bed that's hotter than the rest of yours, of course! Lao Tzu can find you, in fact, there is a particularly obvious place! ”

"Where?"

"That's you!"

"Subordinate?!"

Li Ke said with a smile: "Yes, if Lao Tzu's guess is right, you didn't take a bath today, right?" ”

"Uh...... Be! It's true that the subordinates didn't bathe, but does this have anything to do with it? Tianheng admitted it squarely, but wondered what the connection between bathing and his exposure was!

"It's so hot, and you're running outside, you're bound to sweat! This is normal, but once you sweat, you will smell if you don't take a bath for a long time......" Li Ke said and saw Tianheng's original expression, so he said: "Yes, it is the smell of sweat on your body!" I'm Nima! Hurry up and wash Lao Tzu! ”

Tianheng muttered, "Huh? It's so late, and the subordinates think ......"

"Are you going or not? Don't eat if you don't eat tomorrow, you won't starve to death if you eat one less meal anyway, right? "Li Ke looks fine, you say with a casual expression! Tianheng heard that he didn't have his own food to eat, so what a success!

"Go! Subordinates are going to ......."

After Tianheng finished speaking, he picked up his clothes and ran out! Li Ke shouted in the back: "Boil water and take a bath by yourself so late, don't disturb the rest of the subordinates!" ”

After Li Ke left, in the room next to him, Da Zhuang was lying by the window at this time! After seeing Li Ke leave, Da Zhuang muttered: "The commander-in-chief is worthy of being the commander-in-chief, and he can smell it when he hides it!" Awesome! ”

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Day 3

Cao Yang stood in front of the gate of the Li Mansion, and there was a group of people standing under the steps! There are all kinds of characters for men and women! Because this is what Li Ke said, don't care how poor other people's predecessors were, as long as he is an innocent person, he can come to Li Ke for assessment!

"Ahem! Today is your assessment time, and the location of the assessment is in the front hall and training ground of the house! After the assessment, your ranking will be announced directly! Do you understand? ”

"Got it!"

Cao Yang shouted again: "Okay! Start now! A group of 3! As soon as Cao Yang's words fell, three men walked up! The two guards behind Cao Yang took the three of them to the training ground!

"Cao Yang! How about this group of people? Are there any questions? Li Ke walked over and looked at the people in the audience, but his voice was said to Cao Yang!

Cao Yang saw that it was Li Ke, and hurriedly said, "Big ...... Commander-in-chief, rest assured! The details of these people's subordinates have been ascertained, and they are all innocent! ”

"Excellent! You watch here, I'll go over there and see! After Li Ke finished speaking, he walked to Bai Yurou's side, and Bai Yurou was also hiring her team at this time! After Li Ke came, he didn't try to disturb him, so he looked at Bai Yurou and saw that she didn't have the time to take care of herself, so she went back to the house directly!

"Qualified!" After Da Zhuang finished shouting, he turned around and asked Xiang Tianheng, "Which pair?" Tianheng nodded and said, "Team 1!" Da Zhuang said to the man who passed the assessment: "You are in the 1st team, go over!" ”

"Group 2, the game starts ......"

Li Ke turned around and left, and said in his heart: It's still so comfortable, if you do everything yourself, wouldn't it be exhausting to death?

While Li Ke was wandering around idlely, a guard hurriedly walked towards him! Li Ke stabilized his body and looked at him and said, "Why are you so in a hurry?" ”

"Meet the ...... Commander in chief! It's a big deal, Team Cao was beaten! After the guard saluted, he hurriedly said the purpose of coming, it turned out that Cao Yang was beaten up!

Li Ke was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "I'm Nima! Who is it? The one who beats himself up at the door of Lao Tzu's house! Isn't this a heart that can't get along with yourself?! This is a provocation, and it is a smashing field! ! Let's go, talk as we go! With that, Li Ke walked towards the gate of the mansion with the guards!

"Do you know the person who beat someone? What does it look like? Li Ke asked as he walked, and the guard hurriedly said: "Back to the commander-in-chief, the subordinates of the beater don't know each other, but it's just that a woman came from outside, and she looks very good!" said that he wanted to enter the guard assessment, but Team Cao disagreed, and the two fought! In the end, Team Cao was knocked unconscious by the opponent with a punch......"

"Huh?!"

Li Ke stopped abruptly and said in his heart: Nima knocked people unconscious in a group, didn't I go there to give people heads! ! What can I do?

"Commander-in-Chief?"

When the guards saw Li Ke stop, they suddenly became puzzled! I don't understand what Li Ke is thinking, suddenly! Li Ke turned around and said, "Go!" called Tianheng and said that someone was going to rob her of food! ”

"Huh?! Grab a meal? ”

The guard scratched his head, confused! What does it mean to grab food? Seeing that he was stunned, Li Ke hurriedly said, "Go!" Stunned waiting for dinner? ”

"Ah...... Oooh! Be! "The guard's legs are like a small motor, and they run wildly! It didn't take a moment for Tianhengbian to rush over, and the first thing he said was: "Who wants to smash my job?" My lord! Who's going to smash my job? ”

"Huh? What the?! Oooh...... What's that! There's a master out there, and he wants to smash your rice bowl and steal your food! Cao Yang disagreed, he had already been knocked unconscious! You can do it! "Li Ke didn't understand it at first, but it turned out that he understood later! Let the guard who passed the message pass the wrong word, but! Looks like that's good, isn't it? Hey!

Tianheng said angrily: "My lord! Where's that guy? Li Ke pointed in the direction of the mansion gate and said, "In the mansion...... Well? Holy! Wait, Nima's! ”

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"Phew! Who is it? You want to smash Lao Tzu's job? Come out! ”

"You don't come out, do you? Good! Lao Tzu is waiting for you here, so that you can't even touch the rice bowl! ”

Li Ke chased all the way and finally came to the door! As a result, I heard Tianheng scolding at the door! Li Kexin said: Can you ask the person next to you? You have to scold with your tongue!

"Shut up! You're the rescuer they moved in, aren't you? Look at your style, you know that it's not a good thing, it's not someone else who smashes your job! It's this girl! ”

Suddenly, someone pushed back his words, and when Tianheng was about to make a move, he suddenly stopped! said: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to fight with women, you go!" Today, I will be in a good mood and let you go! Let's go! ”

The woman said coldly: "Hmph! Don't be afraid to flash your tongue when you say big things! Just because you still want to win me? It's a dream! After the woman finished speaking, she took a package from her waist!

The people who were assessed were afraid of provoking the fire and hiding far away, but now they saw the woman in black take a bag of things from her waist, and hurriedly turned her head to watch! Although Tianheng was arrogant, he was also puzzled by what was inside the woman's package!

I saw the woman open the package, and inside it turned out to be a silver iron rod section by section! The woman packed the iron rod one by one, thinking that it would be over! Unexpectedly, the woman took out another thing from the package, this is a gun!

Li Ke walked out and saw the woman! The woman is indeed beautiful! The heroic spirit on the body is not far from the pear blossom!

"When! Ling~"

The woman stuck the gun in her hand vertically on the ground, and saw that the gun was about a head higher than the woman, and the head of the gun was diamond-shaped and hung with a short chain, and two bells hung on the chain made a burst of silver bells!

Tianheng shook his head and said, "I don't hit women!" When Li Ke heard Tianheng say this, he was speechless, and said in his heart: It's good to know martial arts, and you can pretend to be B all the time! If Lao Tzu also has such a high level of martial arts, Lao Tzu is absolutely ...... It's better than you!

The woman looked at Tianheng and said, "It's okay if you don't fight, but ...... It's up to you, right? As long as you agree to let me go in for the guard assessment, I won't do anything with you!" As she spoke, the woman changed her words and threatened: "You are in charge here, if you don't agree!" Then don't hang me up and lose your face! ”

"Hmmm......"

Tianheng pondered, suddenly! I saw him slowly turn his head and look at Li Ke! And Li Ke was suddenly in his heart, and hurriedly muttered in a low voice: "Don't look at me!" Look at other people's ......"

"My lord! It's up to you to decide! My subordinates don't know what to do without your consent! "There is nothing wrong with what Tianheng said, Li Ke is the one who decides, does this woman still need Li Ke to come out and get an idea! Otherwise, when will it be a head if it continues to be consumed like this?

"Ahem! What's this...... You look at it, ahem! Lao Tzu still has something to do in the backyard, so he left first...... "Li Ke was about to withdraw after speaking, suddenly! A woman's voice came from behind him, "He called you, my lord!" It seems that this person is your guard, so please agree and let me go in for an assessment!" ”

Li Ke turned his head awkwardly and said, "Well~ You are a woman, this woman ......" Before the words were finished, the woman hurriedly said: "May I ask my lord!" There is no distinction between men and women in the security guards you posted! Now that men and women are suddenly divided, doesn't it mean that adults are not doing things fairly? ”

"You...... Why do you have to go in this guard? Isn't it good to manage a store? Isn't it fragrant? Li Ke knew that this matter was going to be disturbed by this strange woman today, so he thought about it and came up with a good idea! Moreover, Li Ke had an idea in his heart!