691 Popcorn and Losers
At that time, when I saw the mandarin duck and the duck really sitting in the wooden kite and flying up, Nie Xiaoqian and I were both dumbfounded.
It's just a little bit of a drain on the road. I saw that after the mandarin duck and the duck summoned the breeze to fly the wooden kite out of a circle, they were both out of breath at the same time...... After asking, I learned that although the breeze they summoned in turn was used as motivation, they also wasted about 'a few catties of gold' of energy in doing so...... After calculation, although the mandarin duck and the duck can also take off directly. But the consumption is too great~ The two of them are simply 'gold-burning generators'......
However, seeing their current behavior, I have confidence in the safety of this wooden kite. In any case, with the two of them present, even if there is an accident in the air, they can return to the ship in an extremely safe way!
"Hmmm! You don't even need a parachute......" I muttered to myself. It's just that I didn't expect that although I thought so, but after watching the movie, they quietly prepared to get out of a super-large parachute in the end. It is the kind that is attached to the wooden kite. Later I found out that they actually had a big misunderstanding about 'plane landing'...... After all, in that movie, the light plane landed by opening a parachute directly in the air. And they also regarded the scene where the hero and heroine hugged and kissed as a kind of 'ritual when landing'......
But that's all for later, and now we're looking at how to power this incredibly delicate wooden kite to fly.
As for the source of power, the first thing we thought about was the engine in the garbage truck. After all, several of us have modified garbage trucks by hand. And Nie Xiaoqian, with the help of Lubanmen, completely dismantled the garbage truck~ Although the car was scrapped after reinstalling it. But I also know which engine it is.
And I think of all the vehicles in the underground garage of the mall, the most powerful is the garbage truck engine.
It's just that when we dismantle it together, we find that the engine is too heavy, and if it is installed on the wooden kite, the wooden kite will not be able to fly at all. And we have an even bigger problem: the material of this wooden kite, that is, the legendary 'building wood', is extremely strong. Although there is also the elasticity of ordinary wood. I was amazed at the strength of the wood. Even an electric drill can't make an eye on this kind of wood? In other words, what kind of tools did the master of the male loser who originally made the wooden kite use to make such a strong material into a wooden kite? In particular, there are a lot of patterns carved on it.
"I'll go! It's too sturdy, isn't it? "I tried an angle grinder with an electric drill, and even brought out a chainsaw, but it didn't make any changes to the wooden kite, let alone an eye, and even the angle grinder couldn't bring a single scratch to the wings. If it weren't for the toughness of this thing, I would have thought of it as a diamond...... Wait a minute, diamonds don't seem to be as strong as this. It's just that this thing also has the elasticity and toughness of wood, so it's not as cold and hard as steel metal......
But if the master of the public losing handicap of the year cut this thing! Can you still carve?
I asked Nie Xiaoqian, and she said that she hadn't heard anything about this Jianmu before. Only the duck barely knew some information about Jianmu, but he only knew whether this thing was a legendary sacred tree or a material for the 'ladder'...... I believe this last sentence now, if there are really enough of this material to make ladders, maybe it can really be built all the way to the sky~ The material is too strong......
Since it was impossible to modify the wooden kite at all, we had to find another way to install the engine...... Then we came up with the crudest of the most crude schemes. Using the pattern and some small grooves on this wooden kite, we can use strong steel wires to 'tie' the engine to it......
"Wire bundles, shoelace ties~ Wait a minute, why did I think of a certain cross talk in the later life?"
Fortunately, the mandarin ducks and ducks have a lot of strength, and Nie Xiaoqian is very good at using various tools, so we really use iron wire~ Ah no! It is a steel wire with very good toughness, which really ties the engine to the front of the wooden kite.
It was only when we found out that after installing this engine, we felt that the car engine was too big. Before the fuel tank and other accessories were installed, the wooden kite could not fly at all...... After tying up, the mandarin duck and the duck worked together to roll up the wooden kite with the wind and try to glide for a while, only to find that the wooden kite that could sit on three people was obviously able to sit on the wooden kite, but after tying up the engine, it plunged directly to the ground and couldn't glide at all......
After discovering this defect, we had to dismantle it again, and then Nie Xiaoqian helped draw a drawing, and Mandarin and Yang took out all the model airplanes that could be found, including drones, from the toy counter in the mall and dismantled them. In the end, we agreed that we should just follow the light plane in the movie...... The front-engine, for sure, is not a no-no. It's better to find two lighter engines and mount them on the wings.
All of this is when we look at the motors of motorcycles and the engines of electric vehicles...... Before reaching an agreement, Nie Xiaoqian also had a not-so-smart attention, she actually wanted to transform the wooden kite into a drone...... But she wasn't to blame, after all, she didn't know that drones needed more power than light aircraft. And we already have a very good glider.
While I was thinking about what to use as motivation, I suddenly felt someone next to me calling for me. So I hurriedly pressed the mark and left the warehouse, crossing back to Datang. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a craftsman from the construction site, accompanied by a man dressed as a eunuch and two guards calling out to me.
After seeing me open my eyes, the eunuch handed me a 'handwritten message' from the emperor, asking me to hurry back to the palace with them...... What's going on here? They all found the construction site here?
Because it was summoned by the emperor, I told the mandarin ducks and ducks to continue their research, and I rode them to the palace.
As soon as I returned, I found that the eunuch and the guards had taken me to the Imperial Garden again...... Going to the Imperial Garden? Do you want to eat barbecue and have a bonfire again? Qiankun Audiobook.com
Fortunately, when I was summoned by the emperor, I found out that it was not such a boring reason and urgently called me here. It's because of the big gift package I 'presented' last time. The corn inside was recognized by Xiao Lizhi~ The last time Xiao Lizhi 'ran away from home', because he traveled a long route with us. Therefore, many maids' favorite snacks have been provided to her in unlimited quantities. Especially when there is Xiao Meiniang with me in the middle, all kinds of snacks are basically in the RV without interruption. So at that time, Xiao Lizhi also carefully observed the packaging bags of those snacks when she had nothing to do. At the time, I didn't have any intention of hiding it. So I took out all kinds of snacks in whole packs. In addition, many of the words on the packaging bag are simplified. In fact, for the ancients, many simplified characters were really easy to distinguish. Even if he hasn't seen or learned, only if he is literate, he can recognize it.
In fact, this is also a characteristic of Chinese characters~ Of course, the seal books of the ancient period are not counted, and many small seals are simply the 'tadpole text' that turns in the song!
Therefore, whether it is the first time that people in later generations see traditional Chinese characters, or those who learn traditional Chinese characters see simplified Chinese characters for the first time, in fact, most of them can understand the content......
It was for this reason that when she learned that there was corn in my gift bag, especially after she had tasted the boiled corn. But he said to the emperor, "This thing is not eaten like this!" ”
In addition, after His Majesty the Emperor learned the true purpose of the vegetable greenhouse, he was ready to take advantage of the present time to build another greenhouse, and then try to plant the few seeds that I had newly offered. Especially after the emperor tasted the extra-large pumpkin, he loved it very much! More than 20 pounds apiece, the taste is good, and I am hungry. Therefore, the emperor really wanted to plant these 'precious grain seeds' as quickly as possible, and then spread them throughout the Tang Dynasty. In his eyes, with this kind of 'treasure of the fairy world', there may not be any more famine in the entire Tang Dynasty...... The locust plague in the second year of Zhenguan has made His Majesty the Emperor still have palpitations......
"What did Your Majesty say?" After listening to the emperor's request, there was no problem in building greenhouses and church planting in the future. But the saying of 'several ways to eat corn' made me confused.
Fortunately, Xiao Lizhi was also present this time, and she explained it to me, and I learned that they were talking about popcorn, corn sausages, and 'Bu Bu Xing'...... When I heard this, I realized why they had called me here. This is Xiaoli and greedy and wants to eat Bu Bu Xing~ I remember that this girl liked this puffed food more at that time...... It's just that I didn't expect her to even read the ingredient list on the back of the bag...... It's just that......
"I'm sorry~ The popcorn is okay, this Bu Bu Xing~ I really can't do it! This thing~ Ahem, but only the masters in the sect can make it! I ~ haven't studied! "I reluctantly put this matter on 'Bai Yujing' again......
Also, I don't know how to do popcorn. But there are ready-made aluminum foil packaging in the mall! Just put it on the fire and heat it until it swells, and the popcorn inside is complete...... Oh yes, I heard that the corn used in this popcorn is actually not the same as regular corn. If it's ordinary corn, you can only use that kind of high-pressure stove to 'pop popcorn'!
However, I just had to take out a random one to fool them and then take out a 'baking tray popcorn' from the mall in front of them. It's the kind that comes with a small pot and is wrapped in aluminum foil on the outside. Just put it on the stove and heat it until the foil has fully expanded......
Anyway, after making a pot of popcorn directly in front of these people, I really shocked them. And I didn't 'hide it' and directly told them how to make it~ Of course, because I will only use ready-made ones, about how to make popcorn with ordinary corn~ Then let the imperial chefs in the palace study it slowly......
In addition, when I built the greenhouses, I found that these greenhouses in the Royal Garden were actually just flower shelves. In other words, the light used on this is actually a few layers of tulle after that~ How to keep warm in winter?
It's just that I think back to when the greenhouse was snatched away by the little fat prince, but at the beginning of last year! In this way, it has actually been a winter and a half, and how capable are the gardeners here to grow so much with substandard greenhouses...... I can't do it anyway!
So when I rebuilt the greenhouse, I decided to be a little more extravagant this time, and directly removed a lot of glass counters and glass doors from the mall, and even asked the duck to help remove the windows in the mall a few times, and then used transparent glass as the roof of the greenhouse, which really made a particularly amazing greenhouse. Of course, the honeycomb coal stove inside must be indispensable......
It's just that when I used glass and craftsmen to build a huge greenhouse that is 200 meters long and dozens of meters wide, I was shocked by the bigwigs of the Ministry of Engineering who came to visit and learn from the experience, as well as all kinds of princes and princesses...... After all, in this era, glass is still respected as glazed ~ especially so much such transparent glass, which is only used as a roof? It's still used to grow vegetables...... So these people were all shocked by this glass greenhouse and couldn't speak. The boss of the Ministry of Industry on the side chattered vigorously: "Loser~ It's too losing!" This ~ so much, it's all priceless! ”
Although when I heard someone call me a 'loser' again, I really wanted to jump up and kick this guy...... But when I thought about it, I felt that this time the Ministry of Industry boss was really right!
After all, I still partner with the Cheng family to sell some 'glass bottles' to the market from time to time. Even if it is that kind of glass bottle, it can actually be sold for almost a hundred taels of gold. I heard that when this thing is taken by merchants to various places and even outside the Tang Dynasty, the value will increase several times. Therefore, just the glass used now is really not too much in terms of priceless value!
"Huh! It's a bit impulsive! I knew that it wouldn't be such a waste, so I made do with plastic sheeting...... "I saw that all the people who visited looked like they wanted to take a piece away." I began to blame myself in my heart.
In fact, I just want to build a greenhouse that can be used for a long time, and is more beautiful and practical! After all, there is no clear plastic film in the mall. I used to build a greenhouse, but I made do with a transparent tablecloth.
But there are not so many tablecloths, which are not suitable for building such a large greenhouse, plus the advantages of glass greenhouses...... Forget it, let's just think that I have come to curry favor with His Majesty the Emperor!