Chapter 236: Door-to-door dung
When Liang Chuan came out of Shen Yuzhen's room, Huang's mother was guarding the door, not to mention how ugly her face was, Shen Yuzhen once asked a man to enter her boudoir, even if she didn't spend the night today, these dozens of pairs of eyes looked, and there were many people in the golden building, and now it was yellow mud falling into the crotch of her pants, not but. These days, Shen Yuzhen's signboard is not as loud as before, and everyone used to flock to it, but tonight he offended Master Lu, and then called a poor merry ghost into his house.
Huang's mother stared at Liang Chuan in her eyes, Liang Chuan walked out with a satisfied face, straightened the clothes on his chest, lifted his pants, and touched the deed of sale in his arms, with a satisfied face. But in the eyes of Huang's mother, this kid is clearly eating and wiping clean after finishing his work, and his pants have to wait until they come out to mention, which is too deceitful, if the old lady doesn't rectify you well, this golden building will be in vain!
Coming out of the golden building, the moon has risen to the willow slightly. The pedestrians on the street are sparsely pulled, and the porters at the gate of the Golden Building carry sedan chairs and catch cars, and most of them rely on these drinkers to make a living at night. Liang Chuan called a carriage and went to Fengshan to collect two hundred yuan, which was a Kaizi who came to Jinlou, and he was so ruthless.
I have never come home so late, and the last time my home was burned down, I went to Da Fei Mountain to take revenge. I'm going on a business trip today, oh yes, I have a set of clothes in the Golden Bottle Restaurant, I have to go over and get it, and go back in this silk robe, Yi Niang They should think about it more.
When I returned to Fengshan, it was already the second half of the night, the mountain wind blew cold at night, the door of the house was closed, Liang Chuan shouted in his heart that it was not good, everyone was asleep, who would open the door? Liang Chuan tried to push the door gently, but it opened! Or Yi Niang knows herself best and knows how to leave a door for herself.
Liang Chuan tiptoed into the yard, who knew that as soon as he entered the door and bolted the door, there was a deliberate coughing sound behind him, oh no! As soon as Liang Chuan heard this voice, he knew that it was Yi Niang, he hadn't slept so late, and he was obviously waiting for himself, was this closing the door and beating the dog, or was he prepared?
"Do you still know to come back?"
"Ha, Yiniang, you haven't slept yet, it's so late!" Yi Niang is not afraid that she will throw flowers everywhere and never return at night, she is worried about herself, if the person next to the pillow does not return, she will never be able to sleep steadily.
"If you don't make it clear where you went at night, you don't want to go to my mother's bed at night, hey, why are you so fragrant? Why is there still a smell of alcohol? What is it? It seems that I am too loose, the money is all on you, and you have learned to compare now, why do you buy such good clothes? "The more Yi Niang looks at it, the more she feels that something is wrong, okay, she trusts him so much, Xiaochai is not false at all, all men in the world are a plate of virtue, and they can't change the stinky problem of liking to steal, and now they live in a good house, does my wife want to change it?
"Hey, the lady has something to say, the lady spares her life... Yi Niang was angry, and she didn't bother to listen to his quibbles, so she dragged her ears into the room, if you don't teach a good lesson today, it's time for Ming'er to go to the room to uncover the tiles.
Ye Xiaochai and the others were hiding in the wing room to peek, and Liang Chuan was embarrassed and laughed happily. It's that they add oil and vinegar to the artist to fan the flames, the artist is so simple, where will she think about the bad place.
Liang Chuan knelt at the head of the bed, his face was not red, and his heart was not beating and made up a lot of nonsense that he didn't believe, it was the county magistrate who invited him to be a guest at night, and the prince from Tokyo was also there, and it didn't matter if he was short of his identity, but he wanted to sit at the same table with the prince and the county magistrate, and it was disrespectful to the Zhao clan to dress too shabby, and it was disrespectful to the Zhao clan, so he hurriedly went to change into new clothes. I drank a little too much at night, and Zhao Wangye was born with a strange fragrance, and it all happened to him.
Liang Chuan couldn't even fool himself when he made it up, and he wanted to coax Yi Niang. Yi Niang doesn't care, just use her trump card and cry! Crying in the middle of the night was about to die, Liang Chuan was helpless, and he also resorted to the help of wine. He gently hugged her from behind the back of the artist, and then said those gentle love words on his lips, and began the preparations before the siege war.
If there is anything between the husband and wife that is not resolved, then one shot, if it can't be solved, then two.
There was no ploughed land, only tired cows, and the next day a noisy shouting pulled Liang Chuan and Zhou Gong back from their fugue, and as soon as their eyes opened, the gentle sunlight scattered on the edge of the bed, making people's eyes want to close lazily again.
"What's going on, it's been noisy early in the morning."
Liang Chuan casually ripped off a piece of clothing, walked into the yard sleepily, scratched his chest and scratched itchy, he drank too much wine yesterday, and the fire was too strong, although he had handed over the public grain yesterday, but the fire in his body was still not small, his hand was gently scratched, and his chest was full of scratches.
Everyone in the yard hid behind the gate, the gate was bolted tightly, and "bang bang bang" only heard a violent bang, and someone slammed the gate outside the door! The loud noise affected the normal progress of the school, and it was difficult for all the children to concentrate on Meng Liangchen, and they looked at the door one by one, afraid that something would happen.
Liang Chuan saw that something was wrong, and he woke up after rubbing it, sorted out the clothes on his body, jumped back into the room and took out his two big axes, "Your mother, who doesn't have long eyes, broke Lao Tzu's dream early in the morning, and hit the door!" ”
"Get out of the way for me, why are you closing the door, open the door, I want to see who it is, it's not a shame to come to the fuck early in the morning!" Liang Chuan's face was full of murderous anger, since Da Yu Mountain, no one dared to take the initiative to trouble him, and the three villages next door were all beaten down by him, so he didn't believe that there was still a hole in his brain.
"Are you awake? You better go back to the house, let's close the house, they can't come in, more is better than less. Yang Xiu's courage is a little bigger than Li Erhua, this morning the two of them went out to see how the people in the village are doing with the bamboo weaving, and when they came back, they saw a group of people coming to their homes in a murderous manner, Yang Xiu saw that something was wrong, and when he came back, he plugged in the door, Liang Chuan didn't dare to wake him up when he was sleeping, thinking that these people should be passing by, and the owner came back a little late last night. I guess I got into some trouble last night!
Outside the gate, a young man's voice scolded the most fiercely: "Shrinking turtle, you get out of Lao Tzu, what kind of good bird is nesting in the turtle hole, you are a thief bird, you want a woman to be crazy and dare to beat the idea of the old woman, living in a broken house, Lao Tzu looks at you and is a big dung, and wants to redeem Lao Tzu's woman, there is no door!" If you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will order your turtle nest! ”
What! The pot exploded in the house, and Yi Niang cried on the spot, and she didn't look at the urgency of the situation now, and cried: "Wow, what you said last night was all a lie to me, and you actually went to visit the kiln!" I also want to redeem Sister Yao, third brother, what evil did you fall into, we used to do our duty in life, but now that you have money, how can you do these negative things! ”
"Yi Niang, don't get excited, you listen to me first." Liang Chuan was holding two handfuls of guys in his hands, and he couldn't spare his hands to appease Yi Niang, and gave Yang Xiu and Li Erhua a look. Yang Xiu and Li Erhua also knew that now was not the time for infighting, the fire outside was about to burn to the buttocks, and the priorities were light, so the two of them immediately stepped forward to persuade Yi Niang.
"I don't listen, I don't listen.。!" Yi Niang doesn't like those dusty women very much, how dirty their bodies are, if you want to please the little wife, you can tell yourself, now the conditions at home are also good, how many little girls in and outside the village are not married, I can't wait to marry into the Liang family, the good girls in the world can be found casually, but I want to find Sister Yao!
"Inside, damn it, if you don't fucking open the door again, I'll pour dung on the door of your house!"
"Erhua, you pull Yi Niang into the house, and you are not allowed to come out without my instructions. Liangchen, you close the door of the academy too, and no one is allowed to show their heads! Yang Xiu, you open the door, and then you go back to the house together, he still dares to splash feces on our door, he is tired of it! ”
Yang Xiu said according to Liang Chuan, the door latch was pulled open, and then she spread her legs and ran, and hid in the house with the artist Li Erhua. Liang Chuan's two plate axes slashed a full moon, brought out a strong wind, jumped out of the door, still wearing pajamas, his face was full of violence, and a momentum of dominating the world Buddha to block and kill the Buddha spread, "Who said just now that he was going to throw dung at my house, stand up and let my axe know!" ”
There were more than a dozen green-skinned scoundrels standing outside the door, all of them were lean and obscene, with roe deer heads and rat eyes, more or less tattooed with tigers, leopards, dragons and phoenixes, holding small weapons such as short knives and daggers in their hands, the style was exquisite and shining, and the small gangsters with their status were the most competent weapons.
But after all, the gangster is a gangster and Liang Chuan, who has killed people and seen blood, Liang Chuan's two axes are stained with a lot of blood, and the momentum is like going to the sky and an underground day by day. As soon as the door opened, all the thugs were happy at first, yo, this owner really dared to come out, they all inquired, there were two men and one cripple here, and the others were women and children. As a result, when I saw it, my eyeballs almost didn't fall off, so I was so frightened that I hurriedly flashed back a few steps, and there was only one big brother left who took the lead. Those two axes are almost life-threatening, and the short knives and daggers that the big guy holds in his hands are like children's toys!
Everyone was so frightened that their throats were dry, Liang Chuan held an axe and pointed at the one standing in front, Liang Chuan laughed cruelly, "Are you all fucking dumb, didn't you scream very happily just now, you said, who was going to splash feces just now, you said I'll let you go, it's a man and he stands up and speaks, he is not a man who shrinks in like a turtle, if you don't say it, hum!" ”