Chapter 551: Wukong Comes to the City (Second Update)
Sun Wukong looked at Liu Yifan, who disappeared in a flash, and lost his mind for a while.
To this day, he still doesn't want to believe that it was this young man in white who rescued him from under the cushion under the ass of Rulai Lao'er.
"Hmph, whatever!"
"My grandson is free!"
"I want to go back to Huaguo Mountain! Looking for my grandson's monkey monkey grandson! ”
As soon as the words fell, Sun Wukong "whoosh" and left the Da Lei Yin Temple, which was full of corpses.
He returned to the mundane world, only to find that the world had completely changed.
There are high-rise buildings made of reinforced concrete everywhere, the highway is full of fast-moving boxes, people's dresses are also extremely weird, and many women are dressed extremely naked, which makes him feel spicy.
Scratching the monkey's cheeks, Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to it so much, he was going to Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave.
But when he flew to Huaguo Mountain, he found that his homeland had already become a tourist attraction, and his monkeys and monkey grandchildren had all become stupid monkeys who were fed fat and fat by tourists in the tourist attraction, and they didn't know him, the former Monkey King.
"Monkeys! I am back! ”
Sun Wukong descended from the sky and shouted.
But I found that when countless monkeys saw him appear, they were immediately frightened and scattered, "woo" and screamed in panic, and many monkeys picked up stones and threw them at him!
smashed Sun Wukong in the face.
Sun Wukong was stunned, only then did he realize that 1,800 years have passed now, and the monkeys who knew him before have died and died, and even if they are not dead, they have already left here to find immortals.
All the monkeys here don't know him and think of him as an intruder.
Sun Wukong looked at everything in front of him and was a little sad.
He is still the same as he was, he is still wearing chain gold armor on his body, he is still wearing a phoenix wing purple and gold crown on his head, he is still stepping on the lotus silk under his feet, and he is still holding a ruyi golden hoop stick in his hand.
The Monkey King is still the Monkey King.
But Huaguo Mountain is no longer the original Huaguo Mountain.
Sun Wukong was sighing, and at this time, a girl suddenly ran out of the side and came to Sun Wukong's side.
"Wow! Uncle! The Monkey King you play is really like! Can you take a picture with me? ”
Sun Wukong was stunned, "Group photo?" ”
He didn't know what the hell a group photo was.
He was still stunned, and the girl had already pressed the selfie stick, click... A group photo appeared in the OPPO R11's beauty camera.
The girl took the mobile phone to look at it, and asked Sun Wukong, "Uncle, how do you see our group photo?" ”
Sun Wukong scratched the cheeks of the hairy monkey and couldn't help but be stunned:
"How could my grandson be included in this little box by you?"
Immediately, as soon as he grabbed the girl's wrist, he bared his fangs and looked hideous, "The demon girl is bold!" Dare to put my grandson in the magic box! Looking for a fight! ”
However, when his eyes were sharp, he found that the frightened girl in front of him was just an ordinary girl, not a demon girl at all.
However, this magic box contains his Monkey King, how can he let the magic box stay in this world.
So he picked up the golden hoop stick and smashed it into the mobile phone in the girl's hand.
Smack!
Girl's phone smashed.
The girl was stunned and frightened.
The last time I stomped my foot, I was also rotten.
"You're insane!"
"Pay me for my phone!"
Sun Wukong ignored her anymore, turned around and called for a somersault cloud, and flew into the sky.
He was going to Heaven and asked the old immortals who ruled the world, what was wrong with this world?
How did it become the weird way it is?
Soon, Sun Wukong came to Heaven, and the first person he was looking for was Taishang Laojun.
However, Taishang Laojun deliberately avoided him, no matter how he made trouble in Laojun's palace, Taishang Laojun did not come out to see him.
I went to find King Tota again, and King Tota couldn't get sick.
Sun Wukong scolded: "If you are paralyzed, the gods will also be sick?" ”
"When I'm a Monkey King, do you want to show off your head!"
Then he grabbed one of the servants of the Tota Heavenly King, with a hideous face, and said:
"My grandson gives you a chance, tell me the truth, what's wrong with this heavenly court? Why did all the immortals hide like they saw me when they saw me! ”
The servant was so frightened that he hurriedly said:
"Great Sage, don't you know, the current Heavenly Court is no longer the Heavenly Court of the past!"
"Since His Majesty came to power now, this heavenly court has changed!"
"Now all the immortals are subservient to the new Majesty, and Your Majesty just issued an order not long ago, saying that if you come to the Heavenly Court, no immortal will be allowed to meet you, otherwise you will be killed directly!"
"Your Majesty, he also said that if you go to Heaven and don't understand any questions, just go to him directly."
This servant of King Tota did not lie.
After Liu Yifan killed the Buddha and returned to Heaven, he did give such an order.
When Sun Wukong heard this, he was very unhappy,
"Where is the new Jade Emperor Lao'er, I'm going to see him!"
The servant trembled and said, "Your Majesty is now in Pan Taoyuan!" ”
Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks angrily, and then quickly flew towards the peach orchard.
Soon, he came to Pan Tao Garden.
I saw countless fairy peaches here, full of fruits, and he drooled when he saw it, and he couldn't help but want to pick a few to try them.
But as soon as he stretched out his hand, he found that the fairy peach on the peach tree had disappeared out of thin air.
At this time, a young man in white held a peach in his hand, slowly walked out of the peach forest, and came to Sun Wukong.
"Monkey, if you can eat the peaches of this peach orchard, even if it is one, then I will let you do it as the Jade Emperor."
Sun Wukong looked at the person in front of him and his face was shocked, because he had seen this person.
It was this person who turned the Great Lei Yin Temple upside down! A river of blood!
This is the man who released him from under the Buddha's golden cicada cushion!
"I didn't expect you to be the new Jade Emperor, what about the previous Jade Emperor?" Sun Wukong asked.
Liu Yifan said lightly: "I got me to go through the reincarnation of eternity." ”
When Sun Wukong heard this, he couldn't believe it, but now that Heavenly Court has indeed been controlled by the person in front of him, what he said is probably true.
I secretly thought in my heart that the energy of the young man in white in front of him was indeed a bit big.
But...
My grandson eats a peach, is it not easy?
So he asked again: "Boy, are you sure that as long as my grandson eats a peach, he will give up the position of the Jade Emperor to my grandson?" ”
Liu Yifan nodded, "If I have half a lie, my meridians will shatter and die." ”
Sun Monkey smiled: "Hehe! ”
"You said it yourself!"
Then he flew quickly and came to the peach tree!
With his hands covered with monkey hair, he quickly picked a peach, and smiled proudly at Liu Yifan: "Boy, my grandson wants to eat peaches, even the Jade Emperor can't stop it, can you stop it?" ”
As he spoke, he shoved it into his mouth, took a few bites, gurgled and swallowed.
Liu Yifan just watched him eat peaches and didn't stop him.
Moreover, a smile appeared on his face.
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized, as if he understood something, and threw the peach:
"Phew! Boy, you dare to lie to my grandson! ”
……
(End of chapter)