Chapter 32: Laba

"Do you want to go out of the palace to play?"

He asked suddenly.

Ye Lingyi was excited at first, and immediately became distressed again: "Isn't this okay?" If the Queen Mother knows...... "She will have to suffer again."

Li Yuanlin smiled bitterly: "I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of?" ”

It's just out of the palace, and where is he without the Queen Mother's eyeliner? You can't hide from it, and it's better to be upright than to hide and provoke criticism.

"No, I'm thinking, if I have to tell the Queen Mother the truth about this, I'm afraid that there will be too much content in the painting and not enough brainpower."

Her distressed appearance really made Li Yuanlin lose to her, she was depressed and pitiful and wanted to take her out to breathe, but she didn't think that she would think hard about how to beat him to the Queen Mother?

Is this a revenge?

Li Yuanlin thought about it carefully, hmm...... Sort of.

So on the way out of the palace, Ye Lingyi was disguised as a coachman who drove horses.

Ye Lingyi looked at himself in a coachman's costume with a dull face, holding a horsewhip and facing the wind and snow, and opened his mouth wide, how could he hold ten thousand grasses in his heart: This is the so-called going out of the palace to play? How? What she imagined was not "spending money" under the moon? Isn't it a show? How did it become a miserable scene of snowflakes, fluttering north winds, and bleak scenes?

Speaking of driving the carriage, she really wanted to ask Li Yuanlin, who was sitting comfortably in the carriage at this time, whether he overestimated the horse or underestimated the car?

It seems that neither of these two things can be controlled by a weak woman, right?

Having said that, but the leader gave instructions, and she had to do it, otherwise she would be annoyed that the boss would not be able to eat and walk around, and she was afraid that her life would be in danger!

So he hesitated for two or three times, and finally gritted his teeth and made up his mind, and whipped it down neatly.

The red and brown horse immediately "angry" scolded and roared a few times, hanging his head and digging his front hooves, as if he wanted to give her a kick, but the wheel was very face-saving, followed by the squeak twice, a bump but was stunned and didn't take half a step.

How?

What's going on? Insulting people's IQ?

Ye Lingyi hadn't figured it out yet.

But as long as he thought of Li Yuanlin sitting comfortably in the carriage drinking tea and tasting poetry, he threw such a difficult thing to her......

The angry Ye Lingyi couldn't help but slam the horsewhip on the snow, and scolded angrily: "Li Yuanlin, you little king and eight calves!" ”

The scolding is really scolding, but it is in a muted state.

As if sensing the flames of anger from his predecessors, Li Yuanlin deliberately lifted the curtain with innocent eyes and poked his head out and asked, "What?" How long are we going to have to stay here? ”

Ye Lingyi turned his head, turned his face faster than turning a book, changed the attitude of the evil tiger roaring, jumped out of the carriage and picked up the horsewhip, shrunk his shoulders and sneered: "Hehe, I made a mistake, I slipped the horsewhip for a while, and I was about to set off!" Or, Your Majesty, will you go in first? This wind is surging and snowy, don't freeze your old man. ”

In this way, Li Yuanlin looked at her, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his lips, and then he put down the curtain and retracted.

"Damn it! Stinky boy who is a bully! ”

Ye Lingyi scolded silently, and punched and kicked the carriage.

Of course, his fists and feet choked the air, and the man sitting in the carriage was unharmed.

Forced by the emperor's obscenity, the little slave had to accept his fate, raised his whip high and whipped it on the horse's back, the horse roared in pain, his front hooves soared slightly, and the next moment he rushed towards the palace gate.

Even the guards guarding the door were dumbfounded, only to see from a distance that it was the royal car with the royal license plate, and they did not dare to stop it, and hurriedly opened the palace gate, only to open a small crack, and the huge shadow galloped out next to the palace gate, and the carriage even passed by itself.

Looking at the carriage disappearing into the snow at an alarming speed, the guards on duty did not come back to their senses for a long time, and the only sentence hovering in their minds was: just ...... Did he see death?

But there is no doubt about death, and if you are not careful, people will turn on their backs! However, the drag racer doesn't seem to remember that he's in the car at all.

It's okay if you don't drive the carriage, as soon as you catch the carriage, Ye Lingyi grabbed the horsewhip like a demon, and became more and more energetic.

In the end, his eyes were straight, and the corners of his mouth even unconsciously floated a cold and weird smile, looking like a ghost possessed.

It's not because of how exciting it feels to run and bump in the cold wind as sharp as a knife, but just because she thinks of Li Yuanlin jumping up and down in the carriage like a king Jiji, she ...... Excited!

In accordance with the emperor's instructions, the carriage finally stopped in front of the royal temple after running wildly for more than half an hour.

Ye Lingyi suddenly tightened the horse's neck and made an emergency brake, and Li Yuanlin inside immediately jumped out of the carriage, and he didn't know if he really couldn't stand the bumps and jumped down, or was pushed down by the force of irresistible inertia.

In short, she got out of the carriage, like a little woman who had just been ravaged!

The boy's face was a little ugly, a trace of panic had not yet dissipated in his flawless face, and his black half-stranded hair was slightly messy.

Ye Lingyi stopped holding the horsewhip, blinked innocently and asked, "Your Majesty...... Oh no, forget you're in disguise now. Huang Gongzi, are you okay? ”

She looked concerned and chaotic, obviously pretending.

Li Yuanlin was so jolted that he almost vomited, and a nauseous feeling immediately surged up in the throat of the carriage.

Hurriedly ran away, holding on to the trunk of the tree and brewing for a while, but did not vomit anything.

Finally walked back and pointed at Ye Lingyi with a sullen face: "You! ”

She did it on purpose, absolutely on purpose!

Seeing him gritting his teeth, Ye Lingyi was not afraid, smiled, and jumped off the carriage.

However, I thought it was a confident and proud jump, but I didn't expect it to be weak because of the bumps in the carriage for too long, and I almost staged an upside-down onion on the spot.

Fortunately, his body was light and flexible, so he stabilized a little, turned his face and said to Li Yuanlin with a thick face: "Don't be angry, the emperor...... Huang Gongzi! ”

She grabbed Li Yuanlin's angry finger pointing at her with a hippie smile on her face, and took the opportunity to borrow strength, so she barely stood up.

Li Yuanlin looked at her poor weak chicken, and finally consciously defeated her, and sighed: "You are just waiting for an opportunity to take revenge!" You just see me as a bully, don't you? ”

The young emperor's expression was quite helpless.

Who knew Ye Lingyi, but sighed loudly and said, "The slave is wronged! The emperor is so good to me, even if he lends me 100,000 guts, I won't dare to take revenge on you! I really can't drive horses! Besides, don't I also want to add a lot of ink to the Queen Mother's report in the future! The emperor is kind-hearted, and he must not want to see the slave and maid punished by the queen mother for handing in the white papers, right? ”

The young emperor's face softened slightly, he thought for a moment, and scolded softly: "The old treacherous and cunning Diao slave! ”

Ye Lingyi lowered her head and echoed a few "yes", and then looked sideways at the son, but did not see the slightest reproach from the classical and beautiful face, on the contrary, the light of the eyes was clear and soft, as if reflecting the temperature of the sun, warm and melting.

Apparently believing her.

At this moment, Ye Lingyi was actually smiling in her heart. What adds fuel to the Queen Mother's report, but it's all nonsense! She wasn't stupid enough to ask for trouble, thinking about what the relationship between the Queen Mother and the emperor was? Even if they have a lonely position and are political enemies, they can't change the fact that they are related by blood, so she reported to the Queen Mother that she deliberately drove the carriage to turn the emperor upside down? No matter how stupid she is, she knows that there is no reason for a mother and son to be a bully?

She wouldn't do such a stupid thing of digging her own grave.

Li Yuanlin didn't care about driving the horse, and the two walked into the gate of the imperial temple one after the other.

The first thing that catches your eye when you enter the temple is a towering tree with dry bark and deep cracks, and a bucket-sized hole in the branch, which looks to be at least 100 years old.

The tree was already crowded with good men and women at this moment, and strangers sat around the table, looking at each other and laughing.

Finely flakes of snow fall on prayer flags along the temple walls, reflecting the white walls, and the lights are as bright as day.

A peaceful and peaceful atmosphere spreads in the temple full of incense, and it is so intimate.

The big monk in the monk's robe walked around the table and was distributing Laba porridge for everyone.

Just in time, Li Yuanlin and Ye Lingyi naturally sat down without saying a word and joined the big gang.

Ye Lingyi had just whipped Pegasus in the bone-chilling wind, and although his whole body was hot due to strenuous exercise, his face, hands and feet were cold and stiff, so he had to keep pacing.

Just as I was worried about doing something, a bowl of steaming Qibao Wuwei was placed in front of me.

Ye Lingyi was stunned for a moment, only feeling that this porridge was a little familiar.

Doesn't the color look very similar to eight-treasure porridge?

I just don't know if it tastes like it.

Tasting it carefully, Ye Lingyi immediately covered her mouth with a dishful face: This is ...... What kind of dark cuisine is this, it is simply destroying people's taste buds!

I can't wait to wash my tongue.

Li Yuanlin looked at her delicate appearance from the side, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but raise a good-looking arc.

The long hand picked up the spoon and scooped it into his mouth.

Well...... If it's really a picture-like thing, the taste is really not flattering.

After the great monk finished sending porridge, the abbot master who was sitting cross-legged in the middle began a lengthy lecture, probably saying that the seven treasures and five flavors are the real taste of the entanglement of the world, and many good men and women can listen to it and taste it seriously.

Driven by the atmosphere, Ye Lingyi was not too embarrassed to put down the spoon too quickly, a pair of delicate eyebrows were almost twisted into a knot, and he swallowed a few mouthfuls in order to show respect, and then put down the spoon and never moved again.

In comparison, Li Yuanlin on the other side seemed extremely reverent, savoring the bowl of Qibao five-flavor porridge that can be called torture for foodies, and each bite had a different expression, as if he realized something different.

What does that mean?

Ye Lingyi didn't care at all, but listened to the people sitting next to her talk.

"Hey, this Laba Festival is getting more and more deserted."

"But no, if I hadn't heard the old man say that Laba was a sacrifice to the five gods for luck, I wouldn't have come out."

"You still believe in this as a big man? Tell me, what luck are you asking for? ”

"Naturally...... Hey, I'm ...... I'm twenty-eight years old this year, and I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet. My mother was in a hurry, so she let me come out to try my luck. ”

"Haha, if you come out to beg your daughter-in-law on Laba Festival, you can do this, don't say anything, go! Drink with your brother! ”

"Drinking? Doesn't drinking have to be in the episode? But Laba? ”

"Hey, what's eight? Let's go! ”

The two men tugged and tugged away.

Listen to their conversations, as if they are going somewhere else.

Ye Lingyi's eyeballs spun around, and even her heart beat hard at the same time as a thought came to her.

She thought that this was the perfect time to get rid of it all.

But there was only one carriage out of the palace, and the young emperor didn't even bring a guard when he traveled in a low-key manner. Leave a line in everything, and if you don't want to become a traitor who plots to kill the emperor, it seems that you can only leave the carriage to him.

As for her, she had to find a chance to let those two people take her with her.

It's time to put your acting skills to the test.

Ye Lingyi glanced at Li Yuanlin, who was eating seriously, a trace of calculation brushed her smart eyes, and the next moment her facial features were entangled, covering her stomach and making a painful appearance, and whispered to Li Yuanlin: "Master, people have three urgencies. I...... I have an upset stomach. Wanted to go for a convenient ......"

Li Yuanlin looked up at her, and before he could open his mouth and speak, Ye Lingyi, who was dressed as a coachman, quickly disappeared at the temple gate.