Chapter 126: Zhao Yun's Wedding (2)
Lu Bu and Dian Wei looked at Ma Chao at the same time, and Ma Chao returned a meaningful smile to them.
"Sure enough, it's my own person." Lu Bu and Dian Wei thought in their hearts.
Ma Chao's posture was nothing more than putting Zhao Yun together, which made Zhao Yun's heart sink to the bottom. A Lu Bu said that Zhao Yun could have a good drink with Lu Bu. But with the addition of a Dian Wei, Zhao Yun didn't know if he could stand firm in the end, let alone other jackals, tigers and leopards.
Dian Wei was not afraid of anything: "Zilong, people are in good spirits when they are happy, and your amount of alcohol is already good." I used to be able to drink ten jars, but today I will be able to drink twenty jars! ”
Twenty altars?! It's a human life. Dian Wei is not afraid that Zhao Yun will die drunk on the wine table.
Lu Bu is even more of a master who is not afraid of things, and echoed and said: "There is nothing wrong with evil, Zilong is a real man." If it's a man, you can't say no. Be sure to drink it well! ”
Zhao Yun was in a dilemma, and he didn't know how to answer at all.
The people of the Zhao family saw that Zhao Yun was blocked by two big men, and they were helpless one by one. Among so many people present, they don't have any official positions and titles, and they don't even have the confidence to say a word.
Other ill-intentioned people coaxed blindly: "General Zhao is heroic and famous, and the amount of alcohol must be amazing, so don't be modest." ”
As the groom's official, Zhao Yun suddenly felt very stressed, so big that his face was sweaty. If this is in line with Lu Bu and Dian Wei's wishes, I'm afraid it will be a fool today.
When finally someone made a move.
Tong Yuan is still an old man, and he knows what these generals mean one by one, so he quietly came behind Lu Bu and Dian Wei, and a pair of old hands gently placed on the shoulders of Dian Wei and Lu Bu, and said with a smile: "Two generals, it's almost enough." ”
Lu Bu and Dian Wei were quietly approached behind by Tong Yuan, and they were suddenly shocked, and they thought at the same time in their hearts: This old man really deserves his reputation.
Tong Yuan let go lightly, but the dark energy moved, making Lu Bu and Dian Wei feel pain. Lu Bu and Dian Wei wanted to save face and didn't dare to say it. Tong Yuan simply showed his hand, and easily suppressed Lu Bu and Dian Wei.
"It turned out to be Master Tong!" Lu Bu and Dian Wei had heard of Tong Yuan's reputation.
Tong Yuan said with a smile: "The old man has heard of the great names of the two generals, today the apprentice is newly married, and the old man, as an elder, wants to have a good drink with the two generals, I don't know if the two generals can appreciate their faces?" ”
You scrawny old guy wants to drink with us? Aren't you afraid of making a fool of yourself?
"Master Tong has been famous for a long time, and Ben will always want to learn from the master." Lu Bu is very good, he has already understood Tong Yuan's ability.
Tong Yuan naturally understood Lu Bu's belligerent heart, and if he had the opportunity, he would guide Lu Bu.
"Let's talk about it another day. Today, the old man and the two generals had a good drink. Two of you can almost appreciate the face? ”
Lu Bu and Dian Wei glanced at each other, understood each other's intentions, and in one sentence, him!
Lu Bu and Dian Wei let go of Zhao Yun, took the wine jar, and came to Tong Yuan.
Tong Yuan sneered in his heart: Two stinky boys!
"Master, I am a rough man, but I know a word, there is no old or young at the wine table. Later, if I find something, I won't be merciful. Dian Wei hugged the wine jar and smiled, and he hated it very much.
"It's okay!" Tong Yuan's face did not change.
At this time, Liu Hua, the king of Zhao, came out and said to Dian Wei and Lu Bu: "Two generals, are you the master who wants to bully this king?" Two strong men bullying an old man, and they have to be shameless. ”
Everyone's faces changed. Logically speaking, such a lively scene cannot be said like this. But whoever called Liu Hua was King Zhao, and no one dared to reprimand him for saying such a thing.
Lu Bu and Dian Wei were choked speechless by Liu Hua's words, and they didn't know what to do.
Tong Yuan glared at Liu Hua and snorted coldly: "Children go aside, don't interfere in the affairs of adults!" ”
Liu Hua stood silently to the side like a well-behaved kitten.
Lu Bu and Dian Wei thought for a moment, this Tong Yuan seemed to have something to rely on, could he be able to defeat them in terms of the amount of alcohol? It's impossible, Tong Yuan is all skinny and bones, this amount of wine is definitely not good.
Tong Yuan opened a jar of wine and said, "Come, the old man will do it first as a respect!" ”
Tong Yuan directly took the jar wine and drank it, and in that instant, the entire jar of wine was drunk by Tong Yuan.
Lu Bu and Dian Wei's eyes widened, what kind of drinking speed is this, even they can't do it.
After Tong Yuan finished drinking, he smiled at Lu Bu and Dian Wei and said, "Both, it's your turn." There are no old and young people on this wine table, do the two of them look down on the old. ”
There is a problem, there is definitely a problem. This old guy is not simple, there must be a conspiracy.
Lu Bu and Dian Wei's inner world is full of questions.
But Lu Bu and Dian Wei were never ambiguous about drinking, the other party had finished drinking, and they were also not afraid, so they picked up a jar of wine and drank it, and they drank it so arrogantly. But in terms of speed, it was not as fast as Tong Yuan just now.
Tong Yuan took out another jar of wine and said, "Today's great joy, good things come in pairs!" Come on, do it! ”
"!" Lu Bu and Dian Wei were not afraid, and they also drank again.
"After doing this altar, you are not afraid of everything if you have wine!" Tong Yuan drank one jar and another jar.
"!" Lu Bu and Dian Wei did not admit it.
"One jar of drink, and one jar! Dry! Tong Yuan greeted again.
"!" Lu Bu and Dian Wei were a little slow to respond this time. You know, after drinking so much wine in a row and not eating any food, they are a little upset.
Zhao Yun stood silently to the side, and mourned for Lu Bu and Dian Wei for a second in his heart.
Why is this so?
Many people know that Zhao Yun usually doesn't drink, but why is Zhao Yun's alcohol consumption so good in the first place? Is it true that someone is born to drink well? This is a possibility, but Zhao Yun is not.
The reason why Zhao Yun has a good amount of wine is because of his master. Tong Yuan is an unimaginable person who drinks a lot. Usually, Tong Yuan's favorite thing to do is to buy a few jars of good wine, hunt a few prey, and enjoy it leisurely. You must know that a few jars of wine are just a small drink for Tong Yuan. Zhao Yun had seen Tong Yuan drink an unknown number of jars of wine in one day. Tong Yuan also requires his disciples to drink, and drinking should be grasped from an early age, so Zhao Yun's drinking amount is practiced by drinking with Tong Yuan.
"Fight with the master, Feng Xian and evil will be defeated this time!" Zhao Yun had the impression that his master had not lost in drinking.
Others have been watching quietly from the sidelines in the mood of watching the excitement. But when they saw the end, they were shocked, and almost all three of them drank five jars of wine each.
Lu Bu and Dian Wei couldn't hold on. It's not that they're getting drunk, it's that their stomachs are so swollen that they can't drink anymore.
"Two, let's keep drinking!" Tong Yuan said when he saw the opportunity.
Lu Bu touched his swollen stomach and said, "Master, this wine is a little fast and a little swollen. ”
"yes, wait a minute." Dian Wei also said.
"The old man and the two generals hit it off at first sight, and they suddenly stopped, but it didn't work. There are countless old people, and the two are heroes in wine. Come on, keep drinking! Tong Yuan said slowly.
Lu Bu and Dian Wei knew that they had kicked the iron plate this time. No matter who you are, if you drink five jars of wine, even if the amount of wine is very good, you will still have a bloated stomach. Those who drank a little less simply fell down. But Tong Yuan's face didn't change at all, such a master of the wine field was really not something they could deal with.
But Tong Yuan didn't give up, if he continued to drink, Lu Bu and Dian Wei's stomachs would not be able to stand it, and then their prestige would be over. But now that he has confessed it, his prestige is over.
Zhao Yun didn't want Lu Bu and Dian Wei to make a fool of themselves, so he came to Tong Yuan's side and said, "Master, your old man raises his noble hand. The two generals will drink with you next time. ”
"That's right. All right. Another day. Tong Yuan said very happily: "The two generals must have drunk well." If there is anything you are not satisfied with, the old decay will come later. Let's move on. ”
Lu Bu and Dian Wei broke out in a cold sweat, this old man was really terrifying.
Tong Yuan looked around, and some people who wanted to calculate Zhao Yun immediately lowered their heads. They didn't want to be found by Tong Yuan.
Even the two most difficult ones have been solved, and the others dare not step forward.
Tong Yuan returned to his own table, chatting and laughing leisurely with the elders of the Zhao family, without any drunkenness at all.
Lu Bu and Dian Wei knew that Tong Yuan was there, and it was impossible for others to get drunk with Zhao Yun, and their plan was a failure. But this is not the plan of the two of them, there is another person, that is Ma Chao. This is the last hope for drunk Zhao Yun.
Lu Bu and Dian Wei hurriedly looked for Ma Chao.
But Ma Chao was bowing his head and talking to Liu Hua, completely without the appearance of his own person just now.
Ma Chao is not stupid, Tong Yuan is so good at drinking, he will not touch his head. You may not admit defeat in battle, but there is no need to make a fool of yourself at the wine table. Ma Chao has to maintain his image, otherwise his nickname is Jin Ma Chao, doesn't he maintain a perfect image all the time.
Ma Chao was decisive, Dian Wei and Lu Bu looked angry, they wanted to get drunk Zhao Yun, but they didn't expect Ma Chao to be unrighteous, this is a big waste of opportunity.
The banquet continued, and Zhao Yun pretended to go to every table to toast, which was the mission of the groom. Now no one dares to get drunk with Zhao Yun, they are all very well-behaved and have a drink with Zhao Yun.
Tong Yuan's deterrent power just now was too strong.
The toast was almost over, and Zhao Yun was greeted by several elders of the Zhao family, and it was time to cave the room.
When it comes to cave houses, it can be said that most men will be excited. The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and this is even a famous saying.
Zhao Yun's steps to the new house were very heavy. The child's body is broken today!
I don't know that Zhao Yun's footsteps are heavy and hairy.
Zhao Yun finally entered the new house, and at this time, Fan Juan, who was dressed in new clothes, was sitting on the bed waiting for him, and a middle-aged woman was standing next to Fan Juan.
Why is there a middle-aged woman in the new house? The reason is that sex education was very lacking in ancient times. Many women don't even know what is going on with men and women before they go to the cave. Someone had to guide these newlywed women. But the middle-aged woman who came over is the best candidate. Of course, it's not free.
Before Zhao Yun entered the new house, the middle-aged woman told Fan Juan about what was going to happen and what she should pay attention to. Fan Juan's face turned red when she heard this, she didn't expect that husband and wife would do such a thing.
"The general is here. The little one wishes the general and his wife an early birth of a noble son. "The middle-aged woman has already said everything that should be collected, and it is time to go out and collect the reward.
Among the new houses, only Zhao Yun and Fan Juan remained.
Zhao Yun looked at Fan Juan in a daze, a little stunned.
Fan Juan at this moment is so beautiful, so beautiful that Zhao Yun can't imagine it.
"Look at what? Not yet! Without outsiders, Fan Juan began to reveal her true nature.
"Oh!" Zhao Yun answered, and silently came to Fan Juan's side and sat down.
"Husband, you will be my person from now on. In the future, you must not go out to mess with flowers and grass. If you dare to take a small one, this girl will not spare you. Fan Juan began to play her true nature, and actually said such things on her wedding night.
Zhao Yun was stunned, how is this different from what others say.
"Yes!" Zhao Yun didn't think about messing with flowers and grass in the past.
"It's late at night, rest." Fan Juan took the initiative to hook Zhao Yun's neck.
Zhao Yun finished undressing half-pushing, and then slept on the side of the new bed, seemingly very scared.
Seeing Zhao Yun like this, Fan Juan licked her lips lightly and said, "Don't worry, I'm responsible for you." ”
Zhao Yun nodded slightly.
The lights in the new house went out, and everyone knew what was going on inside.
Somewhere outside the new house, Lu Bu and Dian Wei slowly advanced, and they were about to eavesdrop.
These two are really excessive.
"Two generals, what are you doing?" Liu Hua didn't know when he appeared next to Lu Bu and Dian Wei.
This frightened Dian Wei and Lu Bu.
Dian Wei said humbly: "It's okay, the two of us have drunk too much, come out for a walk!" ”
"yes, yes." Lu Bu responded.
"Oh, then you're done now." Liu Hua said.
Dian Wei and Lu Bu left the place quickly, and the eavesdropping plan failed.
Liu Hua looked left and right, and there was no one around. So, Liu Hua came to the window with his feet, he didn't come to be a good person, he was here to eavesdrop like Dian Wei and Lu Bu.
"Huh! Good things between men and women, this king has never encountered it. Today is a good day to learn a long way. "Liu Huaren is a big ghost, but what he thinks in his heart is very dirty.
But Liu Hua suddenly had a pain in the back of his head, and then his eyes went black, and he was unconscious.
Tong Yuan put Liu Hua on his shoulder, and scolded in his heart: "The old man doesn't know why he accepted you, an unobtrusive disciple!" ”
Under the darkness of the night, Tong Yuan carried Liu Hua, who had fainted, and left quickly.
In the new house, there is a beautiful sound that makes people reverie. Even the bright moon was shy and covered her face with the clouds next to her.
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