Chapter 236: Toothpaste Was Eaten......
"Damn it!"
Li Ke scolded hatefully, he had planned it all! After arresting the prefect Wang, torture him and ask for some dry goods! Give it a try anyway!
But now, someone has come ahead of him! Forcibly killed the people of the prefect's mansion cleanly! None of them stayed, so Li Ke's wishful thinking failed!
General Huang hurriedly said, "My lord! What are we going to do now? ”
Li Ke has never been able to figure out when these people died! Why is there no sign at all, and Tianheng didn't explain it when he went to report the news, it should be at the time when Tianheng went to his mansion that this tragedy occurred! Thinking of this, Li Ke also wanted to confirm whether his guess was right or not, and frowned: "Go!" Call Tianheng! ”
"Yes!" General Huang answered, and then turned around and went to find Tianheng!
Seeing that all the guards were rummaging for signs on the corpses, Li Ke walked step by step towards the place where the last trace of sound disappeared from before!
The house was covered with blood, like rain had flowed into the house! Li Ke really didn't know how to put his feet on this scene when he looked at this scene, and for the curiosity in his heart, Li Ke's white boots were stained with cause and effect!
In the hot summer, the night is not as cool as the late night! On the contrary, the residual heat of the day is still steaming the world, and the boots are stepping on a pool of blood, and the sound of "stain pull~stain pull~" is made because of the blood clotting......
"It's ...... The Warlock? ”
Li Ke let out an exclamatory sound, if it weren't for the fact that he was still wearing a Taoist robe! I couldn't believe that the fat man in front of me was a Taoist priest, if he wanted to say that he was a monk, Li Ke would definitely have nothing to say!
I can't blame Li Ke, mainly because this monk is fat and big-eared, with a big waist and a round waist, and he doesn't look like a monk cultivator! It's like a scoundrel in the market and a flamboyant person, anyway, Li Ke doesn't have a good impression of him!
On the other hand, Taoism, everyone cultivates themselves! All of them are skinny, catching demons and evil in troubled times, and diving in the mountains and forests in prosperous times! Taoism pays attention to meritocracy, and those with extraordinary talents are accepted, so disciples are relatively rare!
But in this respect, Taoism is indeed inferior to Buddhism! Buddhists accept everything, there is no boundary, no bottom line......
I saw that this warlock was staring, and the robe on his body was also in tatters, obviously cut by the guards with knives! The whole person is not only in tatters, but also in the flesh on his body, as if half of it has been shaved off with a knife, but there is still a trace of skin attached to the back!
The so-called karmic reincarnation, retribution is unpleasant! The warlock fell to this fate of his own infliction, and no one else is to blame!
"My lord?! My lord, where are you?! Have you seen Master Lee?! ”
"General! Master Lee was in the room over there...... That's where ......."
Li Ke heard the voice of General Huang looking for him outside, and when he was about to walk out, he heard that General Huang had already run here! The person did not come in, but the voice had already come into the house!
"Master Li?!"
As soon as the words fell, General Huang had already walked in! Because he has been fighting bloodily for many years, he is used to seeing large and small battles and piles of dead people! This little scene didn't affect him in the slightest!
When General Huang saw Li Ke standing in a pool of blood, he hurriedly walked over and said, "My lord! How did you get here?! It's all filth, so let's go out with the end! ”
"Huh! It's okay! I, Li Ke, am not a noble lady or something like that, so I can't be such a child! After Li Ke finished speaking, he didn't leave a gap for General Huang, and then continued: "What about Tianheng? Let him come in too! ”
General Huang said, "He's waiting outside, and the last general will call him here!" "That's it! I saw General Huang turn around and walk to the door, shouting outside: "Tianheng! Come on in, the adults have something to ask you! ”
A person came in at the door, and this person was Tianheng, but ...... Why is Tianheng's expression so sad? Li Ke suddenly realized a problem, wondering where this Zhao Shouwei went?! Aren't the two of them inseparable?!
Tianheng came to Li Ke, bowed, and then cried: "Big ...... My lord, hey...... "His emphasis is tantamount to crying and mourning, and Li Ke, who is crying, has a blue face!
"I'm Nima...... You're crying! Dead so many people have your relatives and friends or what's the matter? If you have something to say, talk about it, and let it go! Li Ke scolded angrily with a pale face, it really made Tianheng angry half to death!
A big man in Tianheng actually cried, and the one who cried was in a hurry, choking and crying: "Yes, my lord!" Brother Zhao is dead...... Whining...... He's dead! ”
Li Ke was stunned, although he had long thought that something might have happened to this Zhao guard, but he didn't expect his sixth sense to be so strong! Looking at Tianheng's appearance, Li Ke said embarrassedly: "Uh...... Excuse me! This official didn't mean to! Thanksgiving! ”
"Your Excellency...... Brother Zhao takes good care of me, and others dislike me! I can't speak...... Why can't I speak? Isn't that what I'm saying now...... Woohoo......"
Li Ke looked at him like this, and was directly stunned! I thought to myself: This Nima is the assassin who killed himself in the first place?! Holy! This kind of person can also assassinate himself?! Does this mean to look down on Lao Tzu or what?
"That's it! There will be Lao Tzu in the future! Don't worry! mmp! After Li Ke finished speaking, he walked out and muttered, "Lao Tzu actually said such things to a man......
Tianheng shouted: "Thank you, ...... your lordship"
Leaving General Huang looking at Tianheng with a speechless expression, he thought: This thing is so broken, doesn't it make us feel very uncomfortable with us? Alas......
In fact, Li Ke originally planned to kill all the people in the Wangzhi's Mansion, including Tianheng and Zhao Shouwei! After all, they were from the prefect's mansion before, and who knows if they participated in the arson! Even if Li Ke asks, he can't tell the truth!
Thinking that they were still meritorious, Li Ke thought that now Tianheng was left alone, so let him go! Now it's time to employ people, you can make better use of him!
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General Huang looked at the guards standing neatly and asked loudly, "Have you checked them carefully?" Don't leave anything behind? ”
The guards replied, "Don't worry, General! ”
General Huang nodded at everyone, then walked up to Li Ke and asked, "Lord Li!" Is there anything else to explain? ”
But Li Ke was thinking about one thing at this time, that is, why did things happen so coincidentally? If you want to sleep, someone will bring you a pillow? Obviously there must be fraud!
The first thing to imagine is that the person behind this curtain must have sent someone to see everything in the dark! Then kill all the people in the prefect's mansion first, and then frame yourself! Or let some officials, such as: Lord Fan and others suddenly visit to see this scene, and then report to the court to impeach themselves!
But...... It's been so long, and it hasn't happened as much as I expected! Li Ke suddenly seemed to think of something, and asked General Huang, "Have you ever seen the corpse of the Wang Governor's Mansion?" ”
General Huang muttered, "Your Excellency...... The body of this prefect of the king was not seen, and not only the body of the prefect of the king was gone! Even the guards he trusted, Quan Fu and the others were gone, and now only the corpse of Zhao Shouwei was ......"
Li Ke said angrily: "Why didn't you say it earlier? General Huang hurriedly said: "The last general hasn't had time to say ...... yet."
"Oops! Seemingly...... It's not that easy to do! I'm afraid that there will be something big ...... happen in the future" Speaking of this, Li Ke said to General Huang: "Forget it! It's his life, or maybe it's ......."
General Huang hurriedly asked, "What is it?" ”
Li Ke shook his head, and did not answer General Huang's question, but muttered to himself: "I hope it won't be what I thought, if that's the case, this prefect of the king's mansion ...... Even if Lao Tzu chases him to the ends of the earth, he will see death in front of my eyes with his own eyes! ”
After finishing speaking, Li Ke left directly! General Huang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly summoned the guards to follow!
When Li Ke and the others left, this mansion full of corpses became extremely eerie and terrifying! A couple of wild cats jumped out of the trees! And in a candlelit room, two figures flashed, and then, the candles went out!
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On the way, wherever Li Ke goes, Tianheng will follow him! It really made Li Ke doubt his life, and thought: How can this Zhao Shouwei endure it? After thinking about it, Li Ke finally thought of a wonderful and good method, that is......
Li Ke muttered, "Tianheng!? This official has an errand for you to do, I don't know if you want to? ”
"My lord, please say, Tianheng has no other words!" Tianheng's expression was straight, not like a joke, but looked at Li Ke very seriously and said!
"Hehehe! It's not a dangerous thing, it's a once-in-a-lifetime event for you! Li Ke said: "I plan to open a shop in Luoyang, this shop happens to be short of manpower now, do you want to go?" ”
When Tianheng heard Li Ke say this, he immediately hesitated: "Huh?!" This ......"
Looking at his expression, Li Ke asked suspiciously, "What?" You don't want to?! You need to know! The shop where the official came, it was a group of people who wanted to rush here! Now that you are allowed to go, you don't have to lick the blood at the knife's edge, you can find a wife and live a good life! ”
"No, no, no! The adults misunderstood, the little ones just thought that they wouldn't run the shop here, and it would make the adults waste ......" Tianheng muttered, and before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw Li Ke stretching out his hand to signal himself not to say more, so he stopped and looked at Li Ke suspiciously!
Li Ke said: "You think too much! When you go to my shop, you don't want you to run it! Instead, you're going to defend the shop as you would me! ”
"Huh?! This ......"
Tianheng hesitated for a moment, then agreed and said, "My lord! The little ones are willing! The little one will definitely live up to the hearts of adults! ”
"Uh-huh! That's right! O man! Just look forward, how can you do without money? The so-called penny is hard to beat the hero, so! This officer takes good care of you! ”
Li Ke patted Tianheng's shoulder with a smile, and said, "The day after tomorrow, you can go, I'll tell you the location, and give you a letter from me to bring over!" ”
Tianheng hurriedly said: "Subordinates obey orders!" Li Ke smiled, didn't say anything and continued on his way! However, although Li Ke can laugh on the surface, he is flustered in his heart, and he always feels that something is wrong! It's as if something big is going to happen......
Go back to the house and ask the people to make a supper for the guards! Li Ke went back to his room and sat down on the table thinking about what happened tonight!
The more I think about it, the more suspicious it becomes, but if you think about it, you have no clue! This made Li Ke miserable!
"Bang Bang Bang~"
Hearing someone knocking on the door, Li Ke opened his mouth and didn't speak, only to see Pear Blossom and Yue Xiang walk in! Li Ke didn't get angry because he was interrupted by Pear Blossom, after all, he didn't have any clue!
Li Ke laughed and teased: "Big wife! Haven't slept so late?! Do you want to take a look at the fragrance of your husband's sleep? ”
Pear Blossom was suddenly blushed by Li Ke and smacked Li Ke! And Xiao Tao, the yellow flower girl, lowered her head shyly, but her eyes were rolling around!
"Husband! You're not hurt, are you? Pear Blossom walked over to Li Ke and put her hands on it, and after groping for a while, she settled down and said to the embarrassed Li Ke: "It's good that you're not injured!" It's good that you don't get hurt! ”
"Smack~"
Li Ke slapped Lihua's honey buttocks, and said angrily: "What? Do you think your husband is weak? After you give birth to the child and recover well, you will be able to taste the power of Lao Tzu! ”
Rika suddenly said angrily: "Oops! What are you talking about?! The peaches are still here! ”
"Huh?!"
When Momoko heard Pear Blossom call her name, she was stunned! Then he hurriedly said: "The eldest lady doesn't have to care about the slave maid, the slave and maid can't hear anything, and they can't see ......."
"Poof~haha!"
Li Ke couldn't help but squirt out, and said with a smile: "Peach, this is sensible!" Ha ha! Yes! Not bad! There is progress! Continue in this progressive way...... Uh-......" Li Ke said happily, and suddenly saw that Pear Blossom's face was pale, so he said "cough" twice: "What's that...... Peaches, go down first! You can't talk nonsense in the future, you know?! ”
"Huh?! Oooh! The slave knows ...... The slave and maid are gone! Peaches retreated in confusion, and couldn't figure it out, what did Li Ke mean by this? Is it right or wrong to do it?
Li Ke smiled and said, "What's that...... Flower...... Let's go! I'll accompany you back to your room! Hey! Pear Blossom said unappreciatively: "Hmph! No, you don't! I have the most improved peach! After speaking, he shouted to the peach who had just gone out: "Peach! Help me back! ”
"Huh?! Oooh...... Be! Big lady! Momoko turned around and walked back to the room with the eldest lady Rika!
Li Ke spread his hands helplessly, and was about to sit back! How do you know that before the belly touches the stool, another person came in through the door...... The white rain is soft and fragrant!
"Husband! Listen to the next person, you're back! Are there any injuries? Bai Yurou said as she stretched out her hand to Li Ke, and groped unbridledly!
After seeing that Bai Yurou had finally finished groping, Li Ke said, "Now rest assured, right?" Your husband and I don't get hurt so easily!! That's right! Prepare for the opening of the shops here! You hurry up and teach Yue Xiang and Mingzhu so that they can be on their own as soon as possible! ”
Bai Yurou nodded, and said quite confidently: "Don't worry!" With me, everything is planned! As soon as Bai Yurou finished speaking, Yue Xiang over there made a "bang" and knelt down!
"Huh? Yue Xiang, what are you? ”
His actions startled Li Ke, he never thought that this Yue Xiang would suddenly come like this! Directly blindfolded himself!
Yue Xiang cried and said, "My lord! Thank you for avenging Ali, I can often dream of her since Ali's death! I dreamed that she was covered in burning flames, struggling in the sea of fire to ask Li Ke for help! Now that the adults have avenged Ali, Ali can finally look away! ”
Li Ke nodded and told her to stand up! The three of them chatted for a while, and Yurou and Yue Xiang went back to their house together!
"Husband!"
A voice full of joy came, and Li Ke looked up! I saw Li Qing and Mingzhu walk in, and the four G's of these two people are like headlights on off-road motorcycles!
Li Qing became big because she had a child, but Mingzhu suddenly became bigger! Even Li Ke once thought that Mingzhu was sick, but he was too embarrassed to ask!
"Ahem!"
Li Ke came back to his senses and said, "Are you also here to kiss?" After speaking, Li Ke looked at Li Qing with a smile! Li Qing was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "What relatives?" Who's coming? After saying that, I looked left and right! Then he said: "Didn't the third sister go out just now?" Why didn't she tell me that there were relatives coming? ”
"Not relatives! It's a kiss! Li Ke covered his forehead speechlessly, thinking: Is this incomprehensible...... Hey? Does she really not understand what it means to kiss?
"Kiss?! What do you mean? Is it kissing me? Li Qing asked as she pointed to herself as she spoke! Mingzhu on the side smiled and said nothing, as if he knew!
Li Ke smiled and said, "I'll tell you!" Immediately, he said to Mingzhu on the side: "You go out first, Qing'er and I have something to do......" Before Mingzhu went out, Li Qing immediately said suspiciously: "Do you have nothing good in your stomach?" ”
"Lao Tzu is your husband! What are you talking about? After speaking, Li Ke directly reached out and grabbed Li Qing's wrist, and said to Mingzhu: "Close the door!" ”
Mingzhu suddenly said embarrassedly: "Ah...... Be! With that, he ran out and closed the door with his hand! But Mingzhu did not leave, but leaned close to the door! Listening to the bursts of "singing" coming from the house, Mingzhu clenched her little fists!
Following
After Li Ke came out of his room, he twisted his waist, and after doing a few movements that only modern old men and old ladies do, he began to brush his teeth!
Li Ke is brushing his teeth here, and there is a noisy and noisy sound over there! Li Ke was stunned for a moment, then walked over with a hand cup and a toothbrush! When Li Ke approached, he understood!
This noisy person is King Kong, and the person who quarrels with him turns out to be the new Tianheng!!
Li Ke muttered while brushing his teeth, "Hmm! I rub ...... These two sand sculptures ...... Hmm~ What are you doing?! And the guard in front of Li Ke didn't know that Li Ke was behind him, so he only felt a little cold in his neck! When I reached out and touched it, there was still water white!
Then he looked at the sky and muttered, "It's not snowing?" And when Li Ke, who was behind him, heard this, he was immediately amused by him, "Poof~ Hahaha!" ”
Everyone was also attracted by this laughter, and saw Li Ke holding his stomach and laughing on the side! On the other side, a guard with a head full of snowflakes stood aside, with a blue face! The scene was very embarrassing, and everyone laughed!
Li Ke said with a smile: "Brother! I didn't mean to, it's just that you said, I can't help it when it doesn't snow...... Ha ha! Well? ”
What puzzled everyone was that Li Ke was suddenly stunned on the spot! Just as everyone was trying to call out to Li Ke, Li Ke suddenly shouted: "! I'm Nima! The toothpaste was swallowed by Lao Tzu! Immediately, I saw Li Ke take the cup in his hand and pour it into his mouth!
"Bang~"
I saw Li Ke throw away the cup, and it turned out that all the water in the cup was spilled! Li Ke hurriedly ran to the room...... Leaving everyone to look at the small eyes didn't know what was going on, only that Li Ke seemed to have eaten something!
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"Meet your lordship...... Well? ”
After the subordinates saw Li Ke, they hurriedly paid a visit! It's just that seeing the white foam hanging on the corner of Li Ke's mouth is really confusing!
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way...... Ay! Wait! Where is the water tank? Li Ke hurriedly stopped a subordinate and asked! The subordinate looked at Li Ke's appearance, trembled, pointed to a black vat beside him and said, "This ...... This is ......"
Li Ke didn't say a word, he directly reached out and rinsed his mouth with water! When the subordinates saw Li Ke's appearance, they all looked at me, I looked at you, I don't know what Li Ke means!
"Whew~"
Li Ke wiped his hand from his forehead to his chin and scolded: "Damn! Toothpaste is not poisonous, otherwise! Lao Tzu has to go back and wash his stomach ......"
A servant of the house came over and asked respectfully, "Your Excellency...... Are you alright?! ”
Li Ke nodded and said, "It's okay!" Hurry up and cook! "I'm going to leave when I'm done, but! Li Ke still saw the big vat of water that was defiled by himself, and said embarrassedly: "What's that...... I'll let you fetch water in a moment! After saying that, Li Ke ran out!
When he came to the previous place, Li Ke casually called a guard and said, "Go and call King Kong and Tianheng!" ”
"Yes!" The guard agreed, and hurried to find the two! After a short time, King Kong and Tianheng ran over and hurriedly said, "Subordinates see your lord!" ”
"That's it! I asked you two to come, do you know why? Li Ke looked at the two and muttered. Both of them were stunned, and then said embarrassedly: "Is it because of the quarrel between the two of us before?!" ”
"Hmm!"
Li Ke nodded and said, "I don't want to ask you why, I want a pair of chopsticks, not one!" A chopstick can be easily broken, but a pair of chopsticks is not so easy to break! Do you understand?! ”
"My subordinates understand!" Tianheng and King Kong hurriedly said, and then heard Li Ke say, "It's good to understand!" It's good to understand! Go ahead! Fill the jar of water in the room......"