Volume 1 Drunken Dreams and Turns into the Mortal Dust Chapter 45
What Xi Zhicai said seems to be reasonable, but in fact it is a strong word, that is, sophistry.
Speaking of sophistry, according to legend, in the Zhao State during the Warring States Period, Pingyuan Jun, one of the four princes of the Warring States Period, had a disciple named Gongsun Long who was the best at sophistry, and the proposed "White Horse Not Horse" was a representative work of his sophistry.
Guo Jia naturally knows that Xi Zhi is sophistry, but for ordinary people, he knows that he is talking about crooked reasoning, but he is helpless, if he honestly reasoned with him, he will only be refuted by all kinds of bizarre reasons, and finally end up speechless.
The best way to deal with sophistry is not to reason with him, only with the way of others, and the body of others can be effective, Guo Jia is to refute him with unreasonable truth, so that Xi Zhi is speechless.
The people around him were in a complicated mood at the moment, they both admired Guo Jia's wit, and at the same time they were worried about their own situation, if Linxian Lou charged everyone in this way, even the prince and grandson who had a lot of money would inevitably go bankrupt.
Guo Jia saw their worries, so he smiled and said: "You don't have to worry, Linxian Lou has always respected the customer's choice, and if this guest wants to settle the bill in this way, we will meet his request, and you have not made such a strange request, and we naturally will not be good at advocating to settle the bill for the guest in this way." ”
Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Guo Jia looked around and asked, "Or is there any guest who also wants to try this new way to pay the bill?" ”
When everyone heard this, they shook their hands and heads violently.
Suddenly, Xi Zhicai laughed and said to Guo Jia: "What a Guo Jia, I Xi Zhicai is convinced today, but unfortunately I just didn't have any cash on me, so I had to pay you credit first!" ”
Everyone thought to themselves, you are such a poor bastard, even if you can't pay back so much money in your life, if you let you go today, I don't know what year and month it will take to recover this account, unless everyone here is stupid to believe what you say.
Who knew that Guo Jia smiled and said: "Why bother, as long as Brother Xi Zhicai is willing to agree to the next request, this account will be written off!" ”
Everyone couldn't help but be startled when they heard Guo Jia's words, everyone was thinking in their hearts, it seems that he is going to make a very demanding request, but I don't know if he will worry about his life? If Xi Zhicai can't do it, I don't know what else awaits him, in short, this guy is planted here today, who told him not to go, he wants to go to Linxian Tower to do something, he really deserves it!
"Okay, since I have only accepted defeat in the play, I will agree to any request you make!"
When everyone heard this, they were shocked again, I don't know if this person is ashamed or heroic? If this Guo Jia is ruthless, let him harm himself, or let him do something to humiliate himself, I don't know if he will be able to laugh at that time?
I saw Guo Jia praise loudly: "Brother Xi Zhicai is really refreshing, but Guo Jia has said first, this request is very expensive, and if you agree rashly, you will definitely lose a lot, and I ask Brother Xi Zhicai to think carefully before answering." ”
Xi Zhicai waved his hand impatiently and said: "What I Xi Zhicai said is the rain of the world, and the fart on the crotch of the pants will never be taken back!" ”
Everyone laughed, although this drama Zhicai said that he was a scoundrel first, but he was really bold enough to speak, but I don't know if he was really bold or pretending?
Guo Jia nodded and said, "Since that's the case, then Brother Xi Zhicai shouldn't regret it." ”
Xi Zhicai urged: "Speak quickly, say it quickly!" ”
Guo Jia clapped his hands, and soon a few guys came from around, and everyone looked at them curiously, wondering what method Guo Jia had come up with to deal with this scoundrel drunkard.
I saw Guo Jia say to everyone: "Listen, this brother Xi Zhicai owes me 500 ingots of gold in Linxian Tower, we have a word in advance, as long as Brother Xi Zhicai agrees to me Guo Jia a request, then the amount owed between us will be written off, and no one is allowed to regret it!" ”
The crowd listened intently, waiting for him to make his request.
Guo Jia shouted to the guys around him: "The guys in Linxian Lou listen to the order and prepare the best wing room for me, I want this Xizhicai brother to drink with me, and no one is allowed to let him out if I haven't drunk enough!" ”
Everyone's eyes widened in surprise after hearing this, and they couldn't believe that Guo Jia's request was actually to drink with him.
Xi Zhicai was also stunned when he heard it, and then burst out laughing.
He smiled: "What should I do, it turns out to be drinking, I am good at drinking, I came here to drink, I can't ask for your request!" ”
Guo Jia Zhengse said: "Brother Xi Zhicai, don't underestimate the request below, the so-called gentleman's promise, a promise of a thousand gold, and get the promise of Brother Xi Zhicai, it is worth a thousand gold, so calculated, didn't Brother Xi Zhicai lose five hundred gold in vain?" ”
Xi Zhicai laughed and said: "Okay, okay, I admit the five hundred gold, who told me that Xi Zhicai is destined to have this catastrophe?"
When everyone heard this, they all felt a chill down their backs, thinking that the methods of the people in Linxian Lou were really vicious, is this Guo Jia's alcohol consumption? This person is stupid and thinks that he has taken a profit, this is not clear to everyone, if anyone dares to come to Xianlou to cheat and drink in the future, then drink him to death!
The guys didn't care what the others thought, since Guo Jia had ordered, they did so, so they led the two of them to the room upstairs for distinguished guests.