Chapter 292: Door God
Li Ke came back to his senses and said, "Okay! Let's clean up and disperse! With that, Li Ke beckoned to the king blacksmith and the sledgehammer! The two hurriedly came to Li Ke's side, and Li Ke took the two to the study without speaking!
"Sit down!"
Li Ke gestured to the two, and the two of them bowed and sat down without pretentiousness, because they knew that Li Ke was not the kind of hypocritical person!
When Li Ke saw the two of them sitting down, he muttered, "According to my plan, the gun you made is just usable now!" However, this is the first time you have made a gun, and you are already proud to have done this! ”
Blacksmith Wang hurriedly got up and knelt down on one knee, and said seriously: "The subordinates don't dare, the subordinates don't do the things that the adults have explained is a dereliction of duty of the subordinates, and please punish the adults!" The sledgehammer on the side hurriedly got up and knelt on one knee, and said, "Please punish the adults!" ”
This father and son are really interesting, Lao Tzu didn't mean to blame you, you have to treat your sin!? This doesn't cure your sins, and it makes Lao Tzu very faceless!
"Since you are so begging for each other...... I will not cure your sins, and your hearts will not be able to get over it. All right! This official will govern you father and son! Li Ke looked very embarrassed, as if he didn't mean to cure you in the first place! This is what you ask for!
"Huh?!"
"This ......"
The father and son of the king blacksmith were immediately stunned, and the two quietly glanced at each other! Sledgehammer frowned with a helpless expression, and said in his heart: Dad, what are you doing all right? It's good now?
"Subordinate...... Confession! ”
After Blacksmith Wang finished speaking, Li Ke said with a smile: "I order the two of you to take everyone in the sharpshooter battalion to raise the gun to another level!" Shoot the bullet farther, more accurately, and stronger, you ~ can you know it?! ”
"Huh? Clear! Hear me clearly! Please rest assured, my subordinates will definitely take the people from the Sharpshooter Battalion to study it again! Next time, I will definitely give adults a satisfactory result! Blacksmith Wang was stunned for a moment, then immediately understood what Li Ke meant, and hurriedly gave Li Ke a guarantee!
Li Ke nodded with satisfaction and said, "This time you improve the gun, pay attention to the following points!" One of them is to pay attention to the power of this gunpowder, and you must not explode the chamber! The second is the distance......
The two nodded like chickens eating rice, and listened very seriously! After all the problems and risks were known, Li Ke asked the two of them to go back and get started!
In the afternoon, Li Ke took Pear Blossom and Bai Yurou to the market for a walk and shopping! This market is full of steamed buns and vegetables, and there are very few handmade products! It's not that they don't want to make the products they have, it's that there are very few people who buy them!
"Husband, if you want to open a shop in Shanzhou to sell your husband's things, you won't be able to do it for a while! need to raise them~" Bai Yurou's words made Li Ke and Lihua stunned!
Li Ke frowned and asked, "What do you mean?" You let me raise them? Pear Blossom didn't know anything about this, and then said, "Aren't we supposed to earn money?" Why do you have to spend money on them? In this case, they will still use our money in the end, but we will lose money! ”
Bai Yurou was speechless for a moment, and said to Li Ke helplessly: "Husband! The eldest sister doesn't know that it's normal, why don't you even know? ”
"I really didn't understand, just say it! What do you mean? ”
Li Ke thought to himself: Although I will open a shop for the benefit of modern merchants! However, Lao Tzu is not a real entrepreneur after all! At best, Lao Tzu can only be regarded as a porter of goods......
Bai Yurou said: "Now in Shanzhou, I can't even eat!" They are even less likely to buy things that are so expensive from their husbands, so they have to find a way to lead them to realize how good their things are! Not only will it keep them fed, but it will also keep them warm! ”
Li Ke rubbed his temples and muttered, "I know what you said, and I have thought about doing this!" But as you know, there are too many beggars in Shanzhou, and you want to feed them.... That's easier said than done. ”
"My husband is so powerful, he must have an idea!" Pear blossom went around to the front of Li Ke and stopped! Li Ke looked up and saw Pear Blossom staring at her with big eyes and a look that I believe in you! This kind of look made Li Ke feel confident for a while, and thought: My wife has confidence in me, what do I have to worry about?!
"Whew~~"
Li Ke took a deep breath and exhaled heavily, as if he had made up his mind! Li Ke said: "Go back and think about it, let's make a plan." ”
"Uh-huh, good!"
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Tugu Hun
Two wagons of five people, caught by a group of exotic guards! The five of them were shocked, they originally planned to come to Tuyuhun quietly, but they didn't expect that there would be unforeseen circumstances, and they happened to be bumped into by the other party's guards!
The leader of the group was a man of about 40 years old, who had a scar on his face! The scar runs from the left side of the face to the right side of the face, and from a distance it looks like a cross with the nose!
The man was not angry but mighty, and looked at the five people in front of him with hostile eyes! There is a fat man next to the man, and this fat man's face is full of meat and greasy!
"Big brother! We are businessmen, not elaborate! ”
"Yes! We are innocent businessmen, we only think about making some money, and we will never dare to do such a headless thing! ”
The two people who spoke were Da Zhuang and Cao Yang, who were sent to Tuyuhun by Li Ke, and three of them were subordinates in the house!
"Humph!"
The fat man in the crowd snorted coldly and turned his head, and said to the scar man, "Big brother! These people are of unknown origin and look panicked! There must be ghosts! And...... These two people are not the masters of peace at first glance," the fat man said and stretched out his finger to Da Zhuang and Cao Yang.
When Da Zhuang heard this, he hurriedly explained: "Hey! We're really not ......."
"Shut up!"
Da Zhuang stared at the fat man, just about to get angry! Cao Yang, who was on the side, hurriedly stepped out in front of Da Zhuang and said, "Hehe! This adult, I don't know if there is a sentence that should be said or not!? And stretched out a hand behind his back and signaled a few times, so that Da Zhuang should not worry!
"You ...... too" Before the fat man could finish speaking, the scar man interrupted him and said, "Fat man! Let him speak! ”
The fat man could only smile and nodded, then turned his head and said viciously: "Hurry up!" Don't talk nonsense! Otherwise......" The fat man said as he pulled out the knife in his hand and threatened Cao Yang!
Cao Yang arched his hand and said with a smile: "I don't know what to call an adult?" lest the little ones don't know how to trespass the courtesy! ”
"Huh!"
The scar man smiled and said: "The Tang Dynasty of the Central Plains is really extraordinary, even a pariah at the border knows etiquette!" As soon as these words came out, the fat man next to him suddenly burst out laughing, and the rest of the people laughed too!
The faces of Cao Yang and Da Zhuang became very ugly, and the faces of the three subordinates were also very unnatural! But in the territory of the Tuyuhun family, even though he had some endless anger in his heart and wanted to kill the other party, he could only pretend not to understand!
Cao Yang said indifferently: "My lord said that it was a joke, the unification of the world is the desire of the people!" Now that our dynasty has won the hearts of the people, and the people can eat and drink enough, and the summer silk is covered with winter cotton clothes, it is naturally a prosperous ceremony! ”
"Humph! So what's so powerful about Li Er? It's not like picking up his father's cheapness! In the end, he did the ugly thing of killing his brother and forcing his biological father! "The fat man seems to have a great grudge against the Tang Dynasty, and he is very angry!
Cao Yang didn't say a word again, as if he hadn't heard what the fat man said! Clever people naturally know why Cao Yang didn't speak, and stupid people ...... Just like a fat man......
Seeing that Cao Yang didn't even look at himself, this was a provocation to himself, the fat man said angrily: "Lao Tzu will talk to you again, are you deaf?" ”
Cao Yang hurriedly said, "Oops! What a faux pas! Please also this ...... Don't blame adults, Cao was just thinking about one thing just now! Please forgive your sins! ”
"Huh? What's up? The fat man asked suspiciously, and the scar man on the side also looked at Cao Yang suspiciously! Want to hear what Cao Yang has to say?
Cao Yang said with a smile: "Just now my subordinates were thinking about one thing, and that is who has the final say!" Now Cao understands, it turns out that this adult has the final say, Cao has seen the adult, and please don't blame the adult...... "Cao Yang hurriedly bowed to the fat man, and Da Zhuang and others on the side also hurriedly saluted!
A discerning person can see at a glance that Cao Yang's words are a bit provocative!
"Haha!" The fat man laughed twice, and then said: "The person in charge is naturally the eldest brother, and I am the second person in charge!" It doesn't hurt to talk to me, haha! However, you Tang Dynasty people are very timid, and you don't have the slightest manly spirit! ”
Cao Yang said with a smile: "Since this is the case, then Cao has something to tell adults!" Could you please take a step forward to speak? ”
The fat man was not fooled, and hurriedly said: "If you have anything to say, just say it here!" Cao Yang said solemnly: "This matter is related to the lives of the people of Tuyuhun, but it can't be sloppy!" ”
"This ......"
The fat man turned his head in embarrassment, and suddenly saw that the scar man's face was a little abnormal! Before the fat man could speak, the scar man said, "Fatty! There you go! As long as it's for us to Tuguhun, everything is a trivial matter! ”
"Yes! Thank you, big brother! ”
After the fat man finished speaking, he and Cao Yang walked aside, and the two began to chat! It's just that the scar man's face is abnormally blue! The corners of his eyes trembled uncontrollably, and then he exhaled heavily!
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The next day, Chang'an
After leaving the court, the ministers saw a sense of exhaustion from Li Shimin's face! The face is getting more and more yellow, which makes the ministers panic!
"Your Majesty! Look at your face......"
Fang Xuanling didn't continue to say half of what he said, Li Shimin and the ministers all understood what Fang Xuanling was going to say next!
"Alas! Fang Aiqing! I had another nightmare last night, and ...... This time it's even more serious than last time! Li Shimin was extremely tired, and he felt that his whole head was dizzy! This is a sign of overuse of the brain and poor rest!
Wei Zheng hurriedly said: "Since this is the case, then it is enough to send two more generals over!" Everyone nodded, and Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong walked out without giving in!
It was the two of them last time that Li Shimin didn't have a nightmare again, and now Li Shimin has a nightmare again! The two naturally went to the vigil again without hesitation, and the two walked out, bowed and said, "Your Majesty! The last general wishes to go to the vigil! ”
Li Shimin said: "It's hard work for the two Aiqing! But...... I can't let the two Aiqing keep a vigil for me forever, right? The two generals are my good generals, so my heart is not at ease! ”
"Your Majesty! The minister has an idea, I don't know if it's feasible?! Please also ask Your Majesty to take it seriously! ”
Everyone was stunned and turned their heads to look! Okay, it's Fang Xuanling again, and when he heard his proposal, Li Shimin said happily: "Aiqing!" ”
"It is recorded in ancient books that according to legend, during the Zhou Dynasty, there was a matter of carving peach wood into a god statue! In order to resist demons and demons and eliminate calamity! The minister proposes to follow suit! ”
After Fang Xuanling finished speaking, everyone fell silent! Immediately, everyone began to discuss, Fang Xuanling looked at the people who were discussing, and then turned his head and didn't speak!
Wei Zheng said: "Your Majesty! The minister felt that what Fang Xiang said was reasonable, so that His Majesty could sleep peacefully without tiring the two generals! It's a perfect thing! ”
Li Shimin nodded, just about to speak! Hou Junji, one of the ministers, suddenly said: "This is just a rumor in the book, can it really make Your Majesty sleep peacefully?" ”
Fang Xuanling was stunned for a moment and said, "This ...... What Lord Hou said is not unreasonable, I still have to bother the two generals! The two generals listened to Ben Xiang first...... "Fang Xuanling mysteriously took Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong aside, and whispered behind Li Shimin and the ministers!"
After Fang Xuanling finished speaking, Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong thought about it and nodded in agreement! This made the hearts of Li Shimin and the ministers feel like they have been scratched by a cat, and they feel extremely uncomfortable!
Li Shimin hurriedly asked, "Fang Aiqing, what are the three of you muttering?" This is whispering in front of Li Shimin, of course Li Shimin has to say two words! If you don't say it, do you still have a dragon face?
"Your Majesty! Now is not the time, it can also be said to be ...... If you say it now, I'm afraid it won't work! After Fang Xuanling finished speaking with a little meaning, Li Shimin had no choice but to nod and agree!
night
Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong came to Li Shimin's door according to what Fang Xuanling said, and the eunuch Liu Gonggong told Li Shimin the news of the arrival of the two! After Li Shimin came out and cared about the two of them for a few words, he went to bed!
Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong waited for a while, and when Gonggong Liu put out the candle in Li Shimin's house, they came out, and then took out two pieces of paper from their arms!
Father-in-law Liu looked at the two of them suspiciously, I don't know what the two grandfathers are doing? I saw that the two of them took out a small cup from their arms, and the mouth of the cup was covered with an oilcloth! Moreover, it is still covered in several layers!
"The two grandfathers of the country, this is ......"
Grandpa Liu couldn't help it, and thought that these two grandfathers were going to eat again! Last time, he picked up a piece of ham sausage skin on the ground, and now when he saw the two of them doing this, he thought that this was about to open again, and this time it was even more excessive than last time, this time at His Majesty's door!
"You don't understand, look at it first!"
After the two of them finished speaking in unison, they glanced at each other and began to smear on the door! Gonggong Liu didn't look carefully at what was smeared, but suddenly smelled a strong sour smell!
This frightened Gonggong Liu, and he thought: How can these two people have such courage to dare to smear the bad rice porridge on the door of His Majesty's house!
Gonggong Liu suddenly panicked, thinking about whether to report the two of them to His Majesty or quietly send someone to clean up this mess! But suddenly I saw the white paper in each of the two hands suddenly unfolded, because it was not clear that Gonggong Liu raised the lantern in his hand a little higher!
At this glance, Gonggong Liu didn't know what to say! There were portraits of the two of them painted on these two pieces of paper, which made Liu's father-in-law, who was full of doubts, feel bad!
After the two of them were done, Gonggong Liu muttered and asked, "Two grandfathers, what does this mean?" Why did you put your portrait on the door of His Majesty's house? Is this allowed by His Majesty? ”
Wei Chigong said bluntly: "No! ”
"Huh?!"
Gonggong Liu's jaw was about to drop in shock, thinking of the things that the two of them ate when they were vigiling for His Majesty before! Gonggong Liu was even more sure that the two princes were playing with fire, so he hurriedly persuaded him: "Grandpa Guo! The minions persuaded the two to remove the portrait quickly! Lest Your Majesty find out, Long Yan will be furious! At that time, the two grandfathers of the country will inevitably be punished, and the slave will deserve death! ”
"What are you afraid of? It's the two of us who did it, and it has nothing to do with you, so you better go back quickly! After Wei Chigong finished speaking, Gonggong Liu was about to cry in a hurry, and hurriedly knelt down and said, "The slave begs the grandfather of the country to spare the slave!" The minions really can't afford it! ”
Wei Chigong was angry and said, "You ......" Before the words were finished, Qin Qiong on the side patted Yu Chigong's shoulder and said, "Forget it!" Tell him a little, lest he be afraid! ”
"Okay! You say! I'm going to take a good look at my portrait, hehe! With that, Wei Chigong walked up to his portrait and looked at it! He muttered, "Hmm! The painting is very similar, this father is so mighty! ”
Qin Qiong helped Gonggong Liu up and muttered, "Gonggong Liu! This is arranged by the room, and the purpose is to let His Majesty sleep peacefully and not in nightmares! Your Majesty doesn't know what the specific plan is yet, but he knows that Fang Xiang has a plan! You can rest assured! ”
"I see! Scare the minions to death! Father-in-law Liu wiped the sweat on his head, and said again for the rest of his life: "Thank you Grandpa Guo for telling me, otherwise the slave would really be scared to death!" ”
Qin Qiong nodded and said, "Hehe, Grandpa Liu, go back and rest quickly, just leave it to us here!" ”
Gonggong Liu hurriedly bowed and said, "The slave retires!" After that, he glanced at Wei Chigong and saw that he was still looking at his portrait happily! Then he turned and left!
"That's it! What's there to see? ”
Qin Qiong saw that Wei Chi Gong was so fascinated by his portrait that he hurriedly asked him not to look at it! Yu Chigong turned around and came to Qin Qiong's side and said, "You have left a portrait of yourself, so you naturally don't need to look here!" ”
"It's as if you didn't stay......" After Qin Qiong muttered, Wei Chigong said, "I didn't stay, I'm not like you...... According to Li Ke's words, you are narcissistic! Love yourself! ”
Qin Qiong said unbelievingly: "Huh?! Can you guarantee that you didn't leave a portrait of yourself? ”
Wei Chigong was embarrassed for a moment, and then said arrogantly: "Ahem...... I can't guarantee it, how? What can you do to me? ”
Qin Qiong was speechless for a moment, and said directly: "Okay!" Come on! Let's go! Go back to sleep! "After that, he raised his leg and wanted to go! Wei Chigong hurriedly stopped Qin Qiong and said, "Really go, right?" What if Your Majesty has another nightmare? ”
"What else can I do? At that time, the two of us will become minions in the palace! Sleep during the day and keep vigil at night! Qin Qiong said this on purpose, but Wei Chigong took it seriously, and hurriedly said: "Then if this is the case, then we won't be eunuchs......"
"Huh? Well, this one! It's not rough! After Qin Qiong finished speaking, he said again: "Besides, this matter was said by Fang Xiang!" If you have any questions to find him, you can't find the two of us! What are you afraid of? ”
After thinking about it, Wei Chigong felt that what Qin Qiong said was good, and hurriedly said, "Well, what you said is very right!" Let's go! ”
Following
Li Shimin put on a dragon robe and walked out of the door under the service of the maid, and suddenly saw two portraits posted on the door! Li Shimin walked over and looked at the portrait suspiciously, and then asked, "Who posted this?" ”
Gonggong Liu hurriedly walked over, knelt down and said, "Go back to Your Majesty!" This is what Hu Guogong and E Guogong posted last night! ”
"Huh?! What about the two Aiqing? Li Shimin glanced left and right, where are the figures of Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong! There are only these two portraits in front of me, not to mention, the paintings are really good!
Gonggong Liu didn't know where they went, he had the impression that this Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong should have stayed here last night! Now this hour has gone and waited for His Majesty to go to court! Then he hurriedly said: "Back to Your Majesty!" This time should be ...... It's time to go to the Hou Dynasty! ”
"Hmm!"
Li Shimin answered, and looked at the two portraits again! Gonggong Liu, who was on the side, asked cautiously: "Your Majesty, what should I do with these two portraits?" ”
"It's right here!" After that, Li Shimin went to the court! Time passed quickly, and Li Shimin also knew the intention of the two portraits at his door! directly praised Fang Xuanling's method of being very good, and also praised Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong, and finally rewarded some gold and silver and other things outside the body, and finally regarded the two as door gods!
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Tuyuhun
Da Zhuang He Cao Yang and the other five people were eating meat and drinking wine at this time, and the reason was that the other party really believed that they were here to buy food after listening to Cao Yang's words! Moreover, Cao Yang's request is not too much, that is, he wants to find some subordinates to go back!
The scar man said magnificently: "Brother Cao, your request is nothing at all!" You can pick and choose! ”
"Boss Wu! You can rest assured! Following Cao will definitely not treat them badly! And, I'll reuse them! Cao Yang held the wine glass, and he was also arrogant and boasted about Haikou!
Da Zhuang and the fat man on the side also laughed to resolve their grievances, and the two of them talked about wine, talking about interesting stories about the Central Plains and interesting stories about Tuyuhun!