And there are only two people in the entire hall who didn't smile from beginning to end, the first one is naturally His Majesty Li Er, who is extremely depressed, and the other is naturally the house dragon.

Other people can laugh, but House Dragon can never laugh, no matter how funny he is in his heart, but as an artist, House Dragon also told himself deep down in his heart that in order to maintain his perfect image in the hearts of His Majesty and the Queen Mother, in this scene, he must act at the level of an actor, and he must be the kind of Oscar statuette.

But in this way, the atmosphere in the Lizheng Hall suddenly became a little embarrassing, His Majesty Li Er did not smile, his face was expressionless, and he immediately made the house dragon feel a trace of pressure,

The house dragon was helpless, he could only look at the eldest grandson Niangniang, if it wasn't for the eldest grandson Niangniang's laughter just now, his house dragon's performance just now can definitely be called impeccable, our great and wise Li Er Majesty will definitely like the house dragon as the eldest grandson Niangniang likes the house dragon.

"Why should Erlang have a bitter face, just now the colt told me a joke, and before he finished speaking, His Majesty came, now you might as well let the pony finish this joke and see if the pony can make His Majesty laugh!"

The eldest grandson Niangniang naturally knew that she had harmed the house dragon a little, so she glanced at the house dragon a little apologetically, and then turned to His Majesty Li Er and said.

“…”

His Majesty Li Er still didn't speak with a cold face, but Empress Eldest Sun didn't have so many scruples, looked at the house and said with a smile:

"My Majesty, Your Majesty has agreed, don't hurry up and finish the joke you just had!"

"Wechen obeys!"

The house dragon breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately, the eldest grandson Niangniang gave him this matter again, although it added a little difficulty, but...

"Drop, congratulations to the host for opening the third main quest: Tang Mingchen!"

"Mission time: eight years!"

"Difficulty: Hell!"

"Quest completion level: Level 1: Famous in the court, Level 2: Heard by both the court and the public, Level 3: Ten Thousand Incense, Level 4: Forever, Level 5: Celebrities through the ages!"

"Quest Complete Rewards: Unlock Potato Seeds, Pepper Seeds, Sweet Potato Seeds, Corn Seeds, and Hybrid Rice Seeds step by step!"

"Di, congratulations to the host for opening the third mission: Tang Mingchen, side quest: Longyan Dayue!"

"Objective: Make the Emperor laugh!"

"Difficulty: Medium!"

"Mission time: Today!"

"Quest Completion Reward: Reward the host for reaching the melodious level of singing skills!"

"Failure Penalty for Mission: The host will inevitably be green within half a month!"

……

"I..."

The house dragon was speechless for a moment, this system is really a needle, everything is going inside!

The first main quest and the second main quest are not over yet.,There's a third main quest.,Fortunately,These main quests are limited to ten years and eight years.,And there's no mission punishment.。

The key is that the side quests attached to these main quests are not only short to death, but also only come with a kind of Prairie King punishment!

Forget it, isn't it Longyan Dayue, look at my house dragon means:

It is said that Confucius traveled to the East, and saw two children arguing, and Confucius asked them what they were arguing about.

"I think the sun is close to people when it first comes out, and far away from people at noon."

He said, "I think the sun is far away when it comes out, but it is near noon."

Child A said: "The sun has just come out as big as a parasol on a carriage, and at noon it is as small as a plate.

"When the sun comes out, it is cool, but at noon it is very hot. Doesn't it feel cold when it's far away, and hot when it's close?"

Confucius froze and couldn't answer, and the two children laughed and said, "Who said that Confucius was a learned man!"

"Hehe, the story of the colt is somewhat interesting, but it is a bit insulting to the holy sages, why didn't the colt finish the joke that was not told just now!" Empress Eldest Sun cooperated and laughed twice, but His Majesty Li Er didn't laugh much.

"Weichen is frightened, Your Majesty is here, Weichen's second joke, I'm afraid it's a little indecent!" The house dragon lowered his head and smiled embarrassedly.

"If you say it in front of me, you can't say it in front of Your Majesty, and the horse will say it quickly, this palace will forgive you for your innocence!"

But it was the eldest grandson Empress who didn't laugh much when she looked at His Majesty Li Er, and she also helped the horses to play the round!

"Xie Niangniang, that Weichen is ugly!"

"In other words, there was a gentleman who invited a tutor to a banquet, and he was all vegetarian, only a plate of tofu was better, and Mr. only ate tofu.

The outsider asked, "Why don't you eat other dishes?" ”

The gentleman said, "Tofu is my life!" ”

Keep it in mind. Not long after, the staff invited Mr. again, and it was all big fish and meat, and only a plate of tofu was a vegetarian dish, which was placed in front of Mr. But Mr. Ke only eats fish and meat, but does not move tofu and chopsticks.

The outsider asked: "Sir, tofu is your life, why don't you eat it?" ”

The gentleman said: "I don't want to die when I see big fish and big meat today!" ”

As soon as the house dragon finished speaking, there were bursts of laughter like silver bells in the Lizheng Palace, and the eldest grandson Niangniang, female officials, and maidservants couldn't help laughing at this moment, and even the eldest grandson Niangniang fell crooked with laughter again and fell into the arms of His Majesty Li Er.

"Hahaha, it's a good one to die when he sees big fish and big meat!"

The great Second Majesty Li Er finally couldn't stop the smile on his face, and a smile gradually spread from the corner of His Majesty Li Er's mouth, and finally came out of His Majesty Li Er's hearty laughter, which echoed in the entire Lizheng Palace!

But no matter how cheerfully the queen mother and His Majesty Li Er laughed in the Lizheng Palace, the house dragon was not smiling, as a joke teller, how could he be told by just two jokes?

"Di, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the third mission side quest: Dragon Yan Dayue!"

"Drop, congratulations to the host for reaching the level of eloquent singing!"

…

This laugh really lasted for a long, long time, until the eldest grandson queen had laughed hard, and His Majesty Li Er was still laughing.

To be honest, House Dragon also admires these people who can laugh all the time, and they can always hahahahahaha... Laugh non-stop.

After a long time, His Majesty Li Er finally ended laughing:

"These two jokes are good, they seem to have a deep meaning, it seems that the husband I chose for Gao Yang is really not wrong!"

"Thanks to Your Majesty's wrong love, Weichen is terrified!"

The house dragon is still meticulous, not smiling, and respectful.

"Don't be so restrained, since you have married the princess, in terms of ordinary people's families, you can be regarded as half of my son!"

His Majesty Li Er is really a great joy of Longyan, and the anxieties caused by the great drought in Shandong and the Turkic changes seem to have been left behind by His Majesty Li Er at this moment.