Chapter 60: Killing Chickens with a Cattle Knife
"Ahhh I'm angry, I'm angry! ”
Ding Li is like a wild dog with crazy hair, bouncing around the boat, impotent and furious, and his appearance is very funny.
Deng Tongqiang, who was holding the fire extinguisher, couldn't help but laugh, jumped to his side, shook his head regretfully, and said:
"Spring and Autumn, this is providence, don't make any more trouble."
"Look, isn't it good to have arrested so many people?"
Ding Feng jumped into the cabin, and his head was knocked heavily by the sapper shovel,
When he woke up, he saw that all his subordinates were tied hand and foot, and they were piled together like rice dumplings.
I thought I was still not awake and had some hallucinations.
How...... How?
No, we obviously have the upper hand, even if there are a few casualties, it won't be, it won't be......
He looked up and saw Ding Li, dressed as a businessman, casting a resentful gaze at him, and couldn't help but tremble.
It's over, it's over.
Before, the four dog-headed generals Shiren, Yang Qun, Deng Tong, and Ding Li got together to discuss how to deal with Lu Meng if he called.
Shiren believed that he should stick to the small town of Youjiangkou and break through when the situation was not good.
But this plan was immediately rejected by Yang Qun.
Yang Qun thinks that the mouth of the oil river is too small, and if it is surrounded on all sides, it will be a death sooner or later.
Breaking through and escaping on the river, can you still outrun the Wu army's sailors?
Therefore, Yang Qun believes that he should take the initiative to attack, arrange a certain number of men and horses on land to fight with Dongwu, and try not to fight with them in water battles.
But Ding Li had a different opinion.
He also grew up by the river, he thought that he was good at water, and he was not inferior to those people in Dongwu, and proposed to break his wrist with them on the water.
Even if there are not enough ships, you can outwit them.
At his suggestion, Shiren requisitioned a bunch of merchant ships (all of which were bought from previous business),
Ding Li personally led people to pretend to be businessmen, and he had nothing to do to make a businessman look like a businessman on the dock outside the mouth of the oil river.
Deng Tong led the main force of the Youjiangkou Water Division to ambush upstream.
As soon as they saw the beacon tower raising the flag, they immediately moved from upstream to support Ding Li.
And Yangqun's troops on the road also began to dispatch to prevent the Wu army from landing.
Ding Li's abacus played extremely well, and he thought to himself that when the sailors of Dongwu saw their unguarded appearance, he would definitely let down his guard.
They hid in the cabin with weapons in their hands, and Ding Feng, who was interested in getting rich, was hit hard as soon as he jumped in, and was directly beaten over.
His other subordinates never expected that those merchants would be beaten one after another by lying in ambush in the cabin, even though they were on their knees begging for mercy.
The leader was caught, most of his companions were also caught, and the big ship of the water division at the mouth of the oil river also sailed downstream.
The rest of Wu Jun knew that they couldn't run, so they could only kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, and they were all tied up into big zongzi.
"I'm mad at me!"
Ding Liqi's tears were about to flow out.
What a nice arrangement, what a genius tactic.
I just used a knife to kill chickens!
This group of Wu soldiers confessed that their leader was actually a nobody named Ding Feng!
Caught a nobody in such a big battle?!
It's not as big as the last time he caught a thief in the city, which is simply the biggest mistake in Ding Li's life.
Not one of them.
"What are you doing?
Give these thieves to Lao Tzu cramps and skin, and put them back on the boat,
I like to pretend to be water bandits, right, I'll let Lu Meng take a look, Lao Tzu is ......"
Deng Tong slashed Huashan on Ding Li's head with a blow and slapped Ding Li on the ground.
"Look at your little bit of interest,
The person who will be a general in the future is still so righteous.
Although he didn't catch the enemy's main general, he won a lot this time, so why be angry like this? ”
Shiren smiled:
"It's still Changjin who knows the general,
If they were all slaughtered, what would be the difference between them and Cao Renpifu?
If you want me to say, you will tie them up and send them to Gangneung, and wait for the son to be released. ”
"Childe is very busy now, then I'll go see these puppets!"
Although Ding Li said this, he finally calmed down.
In these years, manpower is a precious resource, and it is really impossible to get them to Yizhou to open up wasteland, and it is much better than cutting them with a knife.
After a few moments, they hurriedly wrote a letter to Liu Chan to report today's results.
Ding Feng, who was smashed, didn't realize that he was really captured until this moment.
He looked at the angry Ding Li in a daze, and then at the ill-intentioned Deng Tong, and said in a trembling voice:
"So, you're prepared?"
"Hmph, the eldest prince is clever, I knew that you were going to make trouble,
I just didn't expect it to be you bastard!
Phew, you also deserve the surname Ding! ”
Ding Feng swallowed in disbelief and smiled awkwardly:
"If I say that I want to come to the eldest prince, do you believe it?"
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Liu Chan is very busy right now.
After Hu Cheng was arrested, most of the Dongwu fine works in Jiangling were also eradicated, and many people began to bite indiscriminately after being arrested.
Dignitaries, including Mi Fang and Zhao Lei, were bitten and said that they were involved with Dongwu.
can only fight all lawsuits in front of Liu Chan.
Liu Chan didn't bother to care about these trivial things, and put pressure on Zhuge Qiao, so that Zhuge Qiao's recent head was as big as usual.
Seeing that he was about to go on the expedition, Liu Chan opened the door with instant noodles at night, wanting to see if he could see Qi Jinjin again.
But every time the night passes, it is dark in the Internet café.
However, the decoration process is good, so Liu Chan can't help but look forward to the Internet café after the completion of the future.
Well, I hope that there will be more and more flavors of instant noodles in the future, and I hope that there will be better drinks in the future.
But it all has to be based on being able to get it back.
Guan Yu in history was defeated, and the back road was blocked and completely lost his way back.
And now Liu Chan is about to step on the trajectory of history, and he doesn't know what awaits him.
Well, Pan Jun rebelled, Fan You ran away, and Deng Fu and Guo Mu couldn't resist the attack......
Wu Jun is really powerful.
Otherwise, let's tell the truth to the second uncle and try to stay.
Anyway, I haven't figured out any way to fight Xiangyang now, so it's better to wait in Xiangyang to guard against a sneak attack by Eastern Wu.
But with the temper of the second uncle......
Hmm, what to do, what to do.
It's a little too difficult for twelve-year-old Liu Chan to sort out everything.
But he pretended to be a ghost before, so that his subordinates were a little blind worship of him,
Although he asked Zhuge Qiao and Jufu to find a way in the name of training his subordinates,
But these two people are also recruits on the battlefield, and they are not qualified to be dog-headed military divisions, which makes Liu Chan very angry.
Or......
Ask Yu Translation, who is very smart in "Three Kingdoms"?
After Yu came to Jiangling, he was regarded as a guest by Liu Chan.
Just like Liu Bei offering Xu Jing.
I have to say that Yu Tuo's reputation is still very useful.
After hearing that Liu Chan had arrested Yu Xuan, many scribes in Jiangling City not only did not harshly reprimand and abuse, but also asked for advice very respectfully.
It is said that Liu Chan is teachable, and he will be able to achieve great things one day.
Yu Flip also adheres to the principle of lying down from where you fall,
Not only did he not blush for a while, but he also openly visited friends at a banquet in Jiangling, claiming that he was invited by Liu Chan as a guest.
Even Liu Chan now wonders if Yu Tuo was deliberately caught by himself, and then wanted to eat his own logistics.
Hey, this old thing, you can't just eat and work for nothing, right?
Liu Chan made up his mind, stood up and walked slowly towards Yu's house-
Although Yu Fu is strong in martial arts, he has no consciousness of being an assassin for Dongwu at all.
Celebrity, even if you escape back as an assassin, this is considered a celebrity?
He felt that the living conditions in Jiangling City were not bad, so he simply spent his days here, waiting for Lu Meng to rescue him.
Anyway, including Liu Chan and Guan Yu, the people in the whole city didn't dare to do anything to him.
He can give full play to his talent for spraying, and it feels cool to think about it.
Before Liu Chan went to see Yu Turn, he specially asked someone to greet him first, so as not to get drunk and get drunk.
But Liu Chan is thinking about it with normal thinking,
When Yu heard that Liu Chan came to consult him, he was overjoyed.
He hurriedly took off his shoes and socks, brought a wine jug, poured a few sips, and then crossed his legs, and immediately fell to the ground and pretended to be bedridden.
Hehe, when Xiao Adou comes, I have to ask him to ask three or four times, put on my shoes, and I will get up again.
It's not impossible to come up with ideas, but you have to show some sincerity.
Like what......
The more Yu thought about it, the happier he became, and he almost couldn't help laughing.
However, he lay down for a long time, and there was no trace of Liu Chan, so he couldn't help but feel a little strange.
"Hey, why hasn't Adou come yet?
Go and investigate, and don't let him run into any thieves who don't have long eyes. ”
Several servants were speechless, so they had to hurry up and investigate.
After a while, the servant ran back without laughing, and said:
"Mr. Yu, Childe went back halfway."
"Clams?"
"I heard that I caught a person named Ding Feng, and the shoes that Childe was excited about ran away.
Do you want to tell the son that the husband is still lying here waiting for him? ”
"Ah......h
Get lost! ”