Chapter 363: The Reason Why Fat People Can't Have Children
The old Taoist priest realized that by staying by Xuanyuan Hanmo's side, he might have a chance to see again, but in the same way, it was dangerous all the time.
The power of heaven is unpredictable!
As long as the old Taoist priest twists his fingers beside Xuanyuan Hanmo and calculates, something will definitely happen! Drinking water and walking can always encounter bad luck.
This is the punishment that God is punishing the old Taoist priest for most of his life.
In fact, it is better to believe that this thing exists than to believe that it does not exist! If you believe it, it will be connected, and if you don't believe it, then there is nothing to say.
On this day, Liu Youfu ran to the door.
The size of the roshan body, when walking, the fat on the body vibrates like a wave.
"Rare guest! You don't stay in your palace, eat your delicacies of the mountains and seas, and get tired of your queens, why are you running to me! ”
Xuanyuan Hanmo said in a strange way.
"You don't come to me, I have to come to you! Look at how long you've been back in Beijing, and you haven't come to the palace to look for me once! You are the most dragged prince in history! I, the emperor, have to come to you! ”
Liu Youfu has a smile like a smiling Buddha, a hip-hop look, and a particularly straightforward feeling.
"Hurry up! I don't know you yet? If there's something, say it quickly! Want to choose a concubine again? You can find those old guys! They're doing it! ”
"Hehe, it's really not, two is enough for my headache!"
"You are one of the emperors I know, who is most afraid of his wife!"
"Who else? No! Who said I was afraid of them! I'm love! ”
Liu Youfu is a dead duck with a hard mouth, and resolutely refuses to admit that he is afraid of his wife.
The two were noisy and quarreled for a while.
"I want to find the old immortal this time, I want him to calculate for me, whether I have any heirs."
Liu Youfu said a little embarrassed.
Xuanyuan Hanmo frowned, he felt very strange, Liu Youfu hadn't let his woman get pregnant yet? It's so weird!
Liu Youfu is in good health, and those imperial doctors have also confirmed this, and they have confirmed their pulse.
And those two women, Liu Chan also went to check the pulse to confirm, and they were also normal.
But why there are no children, this is not explained at all.
Is it really to be explained theologically?
Xuanyuan Hanmo thought helplessly.
Liu Youfu, who was a dead horse and a live horse doctor, met the old Taoist priest.
The old Taoist priest didn't dare to calculate the hexagram at all now, and he was very careful all the time, for fear that it would be calculated on Xuanyuan Hanmo.
At this time, the old Taoist priest was in the back garden, helping Liu Chan take care of the herbs.
Don't look at the old Taoist priest's blindness, but he is more powerful than people who are not blind, there are so many herbs, he has not stepped on any of them, and he can accurately water and weed.
"Old man! Come out quickly, the emperor is looking for you! ”
The old Taoist priest had already heard the footsteps of them coming, and when he heard the call for him to come out, he had to walk out slowly, with a lofty bearing.
In fact, in Xuanyuan Hanmo's view, it was a bad old man walking towards them covered in mud!
"Can't you kid call me well? Anyway, I'm also Chan'er's master! ”
Xuanyuan Hanmo looked at the bad old man with disgust, looked up and down, and shook his head with a sigh.
"Don't think I can't see it, I can feel it! What are you shaking your head like this kid! ”
"It's nothing, His Majesty the Emperor is looking for you today!"
"Nope! Don't you think I'm bad enough? I don't count anyone who has anything to do with you! ”
The old Taoist priest didn't wait for Xuanyuan Hanmo to finish speaking, and directly refused, this kind of thing can be guessed without him telling the hexagram, just asking him to tell the hexagram.
Liu Youfu was dumbfounded, this bad old man didn't look like a master at all, just a blind old man.
But he knew that Xuanyuan Hanmo would not lie to him.
"Dao Chief, what price do you have to pay to give me a hexagram? Everything has a price, you don't like it, it's just that the price is not negotiated. ”
The old Taoist priest was surprised, this emperor is really interesting, he is so skilled in trading!
The curious old Taoist priest subconsciously twisted his fingers, and stopped after a few strokes, his expression a little serious.
"Are you really willing to pay any price?"
The old Taoist priest put his hands behind his back, his face was facing Liu Youfu, and his white eyes stared at Liu Youfu.
"That depends on the extent of the price, the price that exceeds the principal, and it is impossible to negotiate."
"Good! I'll do the math for you! ”
The old Taoist priest's fingers began to move continuously, faster and faster, and finally his face turned red.
"Your destiny is not the emperor's destiny, stinky boy! You've done another scourge! ”
The old Taoist priest suddenly glared at Xuanyuan Hanmo, and then spat out blood.
Xuanyuan Hanmo was also curious, how could this old guy tell Liu Youfu so easily.
Now the innocent one has been scolded, and his mind is full of questions.
"What the hell is the situation, old man? Don't keep looking for me, I don't have a good temper. ”
Xuanyuan Hanmo's tone was not very good.
Liu Youfu hurriedly grabbed Xuanyuan Hanmo, afraid that this guy would beat the old man.
"That's it, this emperor's kid's life is just the life of a rich and noble family, according to numerology, he has died a long time ago! But he's still alive, and I'll put you in this supreme position! If it weren't for the fact that your life was against him, he wouldn't have been able to hold it a long time ago! ”
The old Taoist priest still touched Liu Youfu, pressed his fat meat, and shook his head while pinching.
"Fat! What a fucking fat! I can't even touch the bones! The bones are hidden, do you want to ask the heirs? Tell you, as long as you sit in this position for a day, you don't expect to have children, but if you leave this position, you will die! This is an unsolvable game! ”
After the old Taoist priest finished speaking, he spat blood again and sprayed Liu Youfu in the face.
Wiping the blood from his mouth, the old Taoist priest turned around and left weakly, leaving Xuanyuan Hanmo and the stupid Liu Youfu.
"Come and rub it, don't believe the words of that old god stick, he won't be able to say nine out of ten."
Xuanyuan Hanmo handed Liu Youfu a towel.
After Liu Youfu took it, he wiped the blood on his face, although the blood was a little fishy, but Liu Youfu's mind kept echoing what the old Taoist priest said, and he didn't care about the smell of blood.
"But there's still a word for it, isn't it? He said that your life is against me, so I have been alive, and the fact is that you have been fighting from east to west and have always supported me, the emperor's regime! That's right. ”
Speaking of this, Liu Youfu sat down on the steps.
It's a bit decadent.
Although it is not the first time that Xuanyuan Hanmo has seen the decadent side of this fat man, it is still rare to see such a lost look.
Xuanyuan Hanmo and Liu Youfu are both optimistic people, otherwise how could they be so involved?
"Sit down! Why are you so decadent! Didn't I always talk nonsense about my life, and I didn't care about it? Isn't that the best proof that you're doing well now? Maybe I can change my life this time! ”
Xuanyuan Hanmo poked Liu Youfu with his elbow and said with a hippie smile.
Liu Youfu also laughed at Xuanyuan Hanmo's words, the two of them were really happy in those days.
"What's your life?"
Xuanyuan Hanmo's laughter paused, a little overwhelmed.
When Liu Youfu saw Xuanyuan Hanmo's appearance, he already had the answer in his heart.
"You! Do you need to do it for me? Have you taken a fancy to me? ”