It's over, it's over, there's really a fraud, someone is going to poison me!

Liu Chan collapsed to the ground in fright, but the mung bean eye in front of him was startled.

"Hey, what are you doing in such a hurry?"

"Yes, someone is going to kill me, someone is going to kill me......"

"Kill you?" The man stood up, looked around, and wondered, "Who killed you?" ”

Only then did Liu Chan find that everyone around him was motionless, still looking at the light curtain in front of him, as if he had become accustomed to this kind of thing.

"Oh me, I'm ......"

Liu Chan was embarrassed, and quickly got up timidly, he stood firm and looked around, and soon found the man who claimed to kill him.

It was a man of thin stature, unkempt hair, and a strange trinket on his nose.

While scolding, he quickly stirred a round box on the table with his right hand, and as he stirred, a burst of strange fragrance filled the air, making Liu Chan can't help but take a few sips.

"What's that......"

He asked the mung bean eyes beside him.

The mung bean eyes have been blinded by Liu Chan's question, he looked at it, and said uncertainly:

"That's instant noodles...... What, you haven't eaten it? ”

"No, no ......"

Mung Bean looked at Liu Chan, who was dressed in white, and suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart.

He pointed to the seat next to him and said:

"Brother, you sit."

"Huh? Oh, oh," Liu Chan slowly and cringefully sat on the strange seat beside Mung Bean Eye.

Not to mention, sitting like this is much easier than kneeling, which made Liu Chan look up and down and touch again and again.

"Brother, what nationality are you?" Mung Bean saw that Liu Chan's strange performance was not like pretending,

After thinking about it repeatedly, it can only be explained by the fact that foreigners do not know much about Chinese culture.

"I, I'm a big man......"

"The Great Cold Netherworld? Damn, Koryo sticks? Mung Bean's eyes gave him a disdainful look, "No wonder you have a weird accent." ”

Belch......

Although Liu Chan didn't know what the Great Cold Netherworld was, he was finally able to explain his identity, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing Liu Chan's restless appearance, the mung bean said in a slightly gentle tone:

"What are you doing here?"

"Me? I got here by accident......"

"I guess so." He looked Liu Chan up and down and said, "My name is Liu Bangqiang, what about you?" ”

"My name is Liu Chan......"

Liu Chan told the truth, but Liu Bangqiang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood when he heard it.

"Liu Chan? Call that Liu Adou a name? ”

Liu Chan was shocked and said in horror:

"This is, what does that mean?"

"Oh, it's normal that you don't know.

There is an era of the Three Kingdoms in the history of our country, and Liu Chan is the faint monarch of Shu.

Zhuge Liang can't help such a powerful character, so he can't help Adou, who can't be helped, is simply a shame for our Liu family. ”

What?

Zhuge Liang? Shu?

Can't help the ...... Fools?

Are you talking about me?

Seeing Liu Chan's collapsed expression, Liu Bangqiang nodded to himself and said:

"That's right, you people should have heard of Zhuge Liang,

Zhuge Liang can't support the people, how stupid are you? ”

Liu Chan couldn't hear what Liu Bangqiang was saying behind him,

Historically, the Three Kingdoms era ......

These terms kept running back and forth in his mind,

If he hadn't sat on this seat, I'm afraid he would have passed out soon.

Oh my God, am I a historical figure?

Could it be, is it ...... How is this possible, how is this possible......

"Three Kingdoms, how many years have it been in this world?"

"How do I know that, but it's definitely in a thousand years."

A thousand years!

Liu Chan gasped and almost fainted.

Seeing Liu Chan's startled appearance, Liu Bangqiang thought that he was quite dissatisfied with the fact that he had the same name as the ancients, and said strangely:

"What's this, what's the big deal about changing your name?"

"No, it's not," Liu Chan said eagerly, "By the way, the battle of Hanzhong, how about the battle of Hanzhong?" ”

If this is really what people say, I am already a historical figure, then the battle of Hanzhong must have ended early.

Liu Chan wanted to know what the outcome of this battle was and whether his father had won the final victory.

"The Battle of Hanzhong?

If you are talking about Liu Bei's fight against Cao Cao, Liu Bei won.

Uh, I remember that Huang Zhong beheaded Xiahou Yuan in Dingjun Mountain, and then, what's going on next?

Anyway, Huang Zhong beheaded Xiahou Yuan and Liu Bei and won the victory, but he definitely didn't run, and there is a Peking Opera called "Dingjun Mountain". ”

Win? Old General Huang slashed Xiahou Yuan in a formation?!

Liu Chan put all the panic just now behind him, hugged Liu Bangqiang's shoulder, and said happily:

"Didn't you lie at your feet?"

Liu Bangqiang glared at the mung bean and said:

"What's so good about you?

Liu Bei won and won. ”

The battle of Hanzhong has become Liu Chan's nightmare now, I heard that Cao Wei generals like Xiahou Yuan were killed, it must be my father's victory.

So, isn't this the Han family prosperous, and Longzhong will be successful?

"Later, what later? Father, did Liu Bei recover the Central Plains and restore the Han Dynasty? ”

Liu Bangqiang was just about to speak, but the thin man with unkempt hair before let out another wail and slapped the table a few times with all his might.

"This Liu Chan, oh, my brain hurts so much, regardless of loyalty and treachery, I delegate power indiscriminately, I'm really sick!"

Liu Chan was sprayed confused, and looked at Liu Bangqiang for help,

Seeing that he seemed to be very interested in the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bangqiang coughed dryly and said:

"That's Three Kingdoms, a card game, you know?"

Seeing Liu Chan's dazed face, he thought that Liu Chan's Chinese proficiency was limited and he couldn't understand what he was saying, so he simply patted his head and opened an icon on the desktop.

"Oh, I'll teach you how to play!"

Liu Chan looked dazed, but he was still forcibly dragged in front of the light curtain by Liu Bang, and his right hand was carefully placed on a black object.

"Left-click, right-click...... Hey, why don't you use it left and right? ”

Liu Bangqiang stared at Liu Chan with mung bean eyes, and before Liu Chan could answer, he patted his head again and said:

"I see, you're from the North Stick, right?

Damn, I heard that you don't have any North Stick Electricity, is it true? ”

Liu Chan: "......"

"Okay, okay, this unlucky boy, brother will teach you how to use it."

In the following time, Liu Bangqiang played the role of a teacher very well, he first taught Liu Chan how to use the thing called the mouse with a watch, and then took the trouble to tell Liu Chan how to play the Three Kingdoms Killing.

Although he also knew little about this game, it was more than enough to tell Liu Chan.

Under his guidance, Liu Chan sat on a new type of seat called a chair, absurdly dragging the mouse, manipulating the fat and stupid "self" on the screen, and carrying out various movements with difficulty.

"Decentralization, decentralization." Liu Bangqiang said excitedly on the side, "Liu Chan is useless, he just relies on delegating power, and he is a virtue in history." ”

Liu Chan held the mouse tightly and didn't say a word.

He's got a great talent for the game, and after his first six defeats, he's been able to quickly figure out the skills of these card characters and get into it.

In less than two hours of effort, his operation has been like an expert who has been immersed in this way for many years, and he has won fifteen consecutive victories all the way with the fat and stupid "Liu Chan" on the screen, both in operation and luck.

It's just that......

In this game, the lines of the characters I am familiar with are all domineering, why only my own lines are "How is this good" and "I don't worry about you doing things".

What kind of image am I in history?

"Awesome! I've long heard that you people in the Great Cold Netherworld are good at playing games, and it's really not fake.

No, how can you be so powerful when you're a North Stick person, ah I understand, is this a natural skill? ”

Liu Chan: ......

Liu Chan played Liu Bangqiang's number for fifteen consecutive victories, and the surprised Liu Bangqiang couldn't close his mouth, he went to the front desk to ask for two bowls of instant noodles, skillfully poured hot water, and suddenly the fragrance overflowed.

If it was just now, the aroma of this instant noodle had already made Liu Chan's index finger move, but now he couldn't arouse the slightest interest, just stared at the screen blankly and didn't say a word.

I was made into such an image by later generations, and I don't know what stupid things I did in history.

Decentralization, pleasure...... This is a completely faint image.

Liu Chan really wanted to ask Liu Bangqiang about what he had done, but he was worried that Liu Bangqiang would laugh off his big teeth after hearing that he was the Liu Chan in "history".

After thinking about it for a while, he still decided to pretend to be a member of the Great Cold Underworld first.

"Don't you really want to eat? It's almost dawn, so let's have breakfast, right? ”

It's getting dawn? I didn't come home overnight, and if someone found out, wouldn't it be a mess?

Thinking of this, he quickly stood up and said:

"I'm going to go, next time, next time, next time I have a chance, please give me advice."

"Hey, wait? Hey, hey, this box of instant noodles hasn't been opened yet, take it and go! ”

Liu Chan ran all the way to the gate in panic, for fear that after being delayed for so long, there would be some deviation on the way home.

Fortunately, the moment the finger touched the door, a strong suction gushed out.

After a whirlwind, Liu Chan found himself back in the bedroom.

In the house, the maid was still asleep, and Liu Chan looked at the candle flame, which was no different from when he left.

After staying in that place called an Internet café for so long, there didn't seem to be the slightest flow of time here, which made Liu Chan suddenly feel like he had a big spring and autumn dream.

It's just that......

"Instant noodles."

Before leaving, Liu Bangqiang enthusiastically stuffed a box of instant noodles into his hand, and Liu Chan took it back.

He learned from Liu Bangqiang, trembling and tearing open the lid of the bubble noodles, smelling the faint fragrance of the golden dough, Liu Chan inexplicably shed a line of aggrieved tears.

"Who said that I, Liu Chan, would only enjoy and delegate power, who said that I ...... Who said I was a shame with the surname Liu. ”