Chapter 888: The Benefits of Masks (Four Chapters for Flowers)
"These traces are all caused by uncles and aunts, how can I be in the mood to pull and pull with young women in the morning!" Zhen Cheng just walked into the cold yard with his empty hands, and before he could explain that Weishenme didn't buy breakfast, Wu Xin's vinegar jar went crazy. ()
"Then why do you smell of girly perfume?" Sniffing around Zhen Cheng, Wu Xin was very sure that this was the smell of the girl's body, "And you just said that you didn't bring any money, so why do you have the taste of wontons in your mouth?" Wu Xin walked around Zhen Cheng like a little black shell, and questioned loudly with Wu Tiejun's style.
"A kind aunt looks at me quite pitiful, it's always okay to invite me to eat, right?" After many truthful confessions, Zhen Cheng summed up a rule, that is, you can't be honest indiscriminately, and sometimes you have to learn to lie to the woman you love, like today's situation belongs to the type that can't be said to be killed.
"Just make it up! Weiwei was frightened and just fell asleep, you actually went out early in the morning to mess with flowers and grass, you wait to be condemned by your conscience! Wu Xin saw that Zhen Cheng was also quite tired, glared at Zhen Cheng, bumped Zhen Cheng the shoulder, and went out to buy breakfast angrily. Zhen Cheng finished eating, but Old Man Zhen and the others hadn't eaten yet, this job of getting up to buy breakfast every day, Wu Xin didn't want Nangong Wan'er's goblin to snatch it.
"Don't buy it for me, I can't eat it!" Zhen Cheng arrived and the dark clouds had already drifted by, and he said loudly with a smile that he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
"You're going to die! Why wonton wont it kill you! Hurry up and fix your house! Wu Xin dropped a word, and the slender figure disappeared in front of Zhen Cheng's eyes.
"House? What happened to the house? As soon as Zhen Cheng entered the courtyard, he met Wu Xin face to face, and after Wu Xin's reminder, he looked up and looked around carefully.
"Holy! The old thing is so *** ruthless! Zhen Cheng saw three main houses, five side rooms, a total of eight houses with a big hole in the roof, except for the house where Tiger Courage lived and recuperated, the entire courtyard house was almost destroyed by King Yan.
"It was made by King Yan, we don't dare to stop it!" Tiankui walked up to Zhen Cheng with a sweaty face and dust, and said embarrassedly with a red face.
"You get a worker to fix it! Fortunately, it was not the main house beams that were destroyed, otherwise the entire roof would have to be rebuilt! Zhen Cheng looked at it with a wry smile and said, "Don't worry, that old thing has already left the cost of repairing the house!" ”
"Okay, I'll do it as soon as possible!" Although there is little rain in the autumn of Yanjing, there may be a big one occasionally, and if the house is not repaired quickly, it will be troublesome when it rains.
Zhen Cheng saw that Hu Wei was also helping, and stepped forward and said embarrassedly, "You don't need to do this, I want to talk to a few of you!" "Calculate the time, Tiger Courage should wake up, Zhen Cheng wants to talk to the three brothers of the Tiger family about entering the cold mang. Judging from his eyes alone, Zhen Cheng knew that these three belonged to the type of tendon, which could not be said to be simple-minded, but it could not be regarded as very smart.
"Good!" Hu Wei dropped a large cardboard box that he took out of the house, patted Zhen Cheng and didn't say anything more, nodded, and walked directly to the room where Tiger was recuperating.
"Big brother, I'm fine! Just let me go down to the ground! It's hard to lie down like this! As soon as Zhen Cheng walked to the door, he heard the voice of Tiger Courage pleading loudly.
"No! You stay honest with me in bed! You can't use your brain when you're fighting, people hit you with a safe, you can't dodge it, it's over, stupid, what do you use your fists to smash. The tiger's voice was full of love, and he taught his younger brother a serious lesson.
"How do I know what kind of cold and arrogant trap it is, if it was against the bomb, I shouldn't have been so injured!" Tiger Courage said very unconvinced, "It's Zhen Cheng's palm, it's really *** perverted, I even used the strength to breastfeed, but I was still stunned and lost to death!" ”
"Ahem!" Hu Wei coughed, pushed open the door and said, "Zhen Cheng has come to see you, don't talk nonsense!" ”
"What is this, I should have come!" Zhen Cheng was full of smiles, and quickly walked to the tiger bed to stop him from getting out of bed, "Have a good rest, listen to the tiger roar, don't go down to the ground and move around rashly!" Depending on your situation, the problem is not very big, and it should be okay to raise it for three or five days! This time, I blamed me for being too reckless and making you suffer all the time! In terms of strength, Zhen Cheng can be the predecessor of the three brothers of the Tiger family, but in the current era of Huaxia, age is still used to determine the seniority, and Zhen Cheng still respectfully addresses the three seniors.
"When you say this, you can listen to it! You can call us uncle in the future, we are probably older than your father! Tiger Courage grinned and said happily.
"Nonsense, why don't you even have a little humility? The master asked us to follow our uncle, then we have to follow like servants, how can we grow up! I think it's called the big tiger, the second tiger, and the third tiger! Hu Wei solemnly corrected his brother's mistakes.
"Don't be ashamed of you!" Tiger Xiao felt his old face flush slightly, and he didn't know what to say when he looked at his two twin brothers. Glancing at Zhen Cheng, Hu Xiao squeezed out a smile and said, "We are all rough people, if you have anything to say, my uncle will say it!" "Since following King Yan, the three brothers of the Hu family have been cultivating hard, which is why they have today's results. There is little movement outside, and Tiger Roar doesn't know what to call it appropriately.
"You are all secret disciples of King Yan, we are equals! Otherwise, if you are a little wronged, I will call a few big brothers! "Zhen Cheng doesn't dare to treat the three people in front of him like a servant, but he can't be called by his predecessors, otherwise wouldn't he be a generation younger than Yan? Zhen Cheng didn't want to eat this kind of secret loss.
"Done! In normal times, I call you Director Zhen like people outside, and I call you Little Donnie in private! "Tiger Roar feels a little better than his peers, although Zhen Cheng is young, and it is a little weird to call himself his brother, but he has great ability, so it can be regarded as a balance between the two.
"King Yan sent the three of you to help me, there are some things I have to say in front!" Zhen Cheng saw that the name was confirmed, and restrained "This--" The three of them were stunned, but they didn't expect Zhen Cheng to change their faces when they said that they would change their faces, this requirement seemed simple, but it was difficult to choose from the perspective of the three of them.
"I'm afraid the master will be unhappy!" Hu Wei said softly with some hesitation.
"I've already said it to King Yan, I gave him three pieces of cultivation white jade to exchange the three of you!" Zhen Cheng was very casual and said naturally, "Now it depends on the attitude of the three of you!" If you don't want to do what I said, then when the third brother of the tiger recovers from his injuries, you can leave, don't think about Hanmang, and don't even think about getting involved in our fights in the future! ”
"Big brother, there is a fight, let's agree!" Tiger Courage heard Zhen Cheng say that he often fought when he entered the cold mang, and couldn't help but say comfortingly.
"Since the master has sold the three of us, then let's follow Little Donnie!" When Hu Wei heard that Zhen Cheng had given Yan Wang three pieces of white jade to replace the three of them, he panicked in his heart, and suggested loudly with a little anger on his face.
Tiger Roar is known as the eldest brother, and he has to be more mature in his thinking, although he understands that Zhen Cheng's purpose in saying this is to make the three of them sincerely attached, but he can't find a better way in his heart. Seeing that the two younger brothers wanted to enter Hanmang, he glanced at Zhen Cheng and nodded, and then solemnly added, "If Hanmang wants to deal with Swallow Lane in the future, the three of us will not carry out your orders." The teacher is the parents of our three brothers, and we can't do brute things that betray our teacher. ”
"Don't worry, as long as I'm in Hanmang, nothing like this will happen!" Zhen Cheng thought that there were three more mid-level masters who were easy to use, and his heart blossomed, and seeing the tiger roaring gloomy and solemn look, Zhen Cheng patted his chest and promised. "Then I'll give you the full support of the three big brothers of Xiexie!" Zhen Cheng stood up and solemnly bowed to the three of them in thanks.
"Pengpeng--" The three brothers of the Hu clan and Zhen Cheng had just sat down after passing the prevarication to each other, and there was a knock like dust outside the door.
"! Do you have to knock so loudly? Hu Wei jumped up first, went directly to open the door, and didn't say a word after opening the door with a red face.
"Mother Wu? Did you come to me for something? Seeing Mother Wu looking at herself with an angry face, Zhen Cheng asked puzzled.
"I'm here to see a doctor! What Queen Yan ordered! What is the injury? Mother Wu glared at Hu Wei and said coldly, "Good dogs don't get in the way, you die a little!" ”
"Pedal-" Hu Wei was very obedient, hurriedly got out of the way like a good baby, touched his head, his face was flushed at a loss, he glanced at Zhen Cheng and said, "I'm going to work!" ”
"It's my third brother who was injured, you see, I won't bother!" Tiger Roar was also like a Yujian ghost, glanced at Wu's mother, and ran away like a shy elementary school student.
"Big brother, big brother, don't go!" Tiger Courage wanted to get out of bed and run away, but just wanted to lift "You go out first!" I want to check! Mother Wu unceremoniously ordered Zhen Cheng to leave, her voice full of anger.
"Good!" Zhen Cheng couldn't understand that the three brothers of the Hu family, Weishenme, were so afraid of Mama Wu, but looking at the expressions of several people, Zhen Cheng could also guess, but it was certain that Mama Wu and the three brothers of the Hu family must have an adulterous relationship.
"Ah――――――h Seeing the tiger roaring and tiger power standing in the courtyard with a red face, Zhen Cheng stepped forward and asked in a puzzled and whispered, "Do you know each other?" How do I feel weird about you? ”
"The master wanted to introduce Mother Wu to our three brothers as wives, but we refused!" Hu Wei said proudly, "The exercises we practice must be effective in the body of a child, so I don't want to make a big deal for a woman!" ”
"Don't talk nonsense! It's all our fault, if only we were a little more tactful! Hu Wei said embarrassedly with a red face.
"What did you say?" Zhen Cheng asked curiously.
"We say, even if you get married, don't leave your aunt!" Hu Wei said loudly disapprehantly.
"Holy aunt? Isn't the holy aunt quite haode? Zhen Cheng didn't react and asked puzzled.
"It's the leftovers, stupid!" Hu Wei glanced at Zhen Cheng with disdain and said, "Little Donnie, you won't even know the leftover women, right?" ”
"Leftover aunt! No way! Zhen Cheng looked at the eldest brother and the second brother of the tiger speechlessly, and the five bodies of admiration threw themselves to the ground, and the heads and feet of admiration.
"Big brother, do you think that the leftover aunt will take the third child*?" When Zhen Cheng left quickly, he heard Hu Wei ask Hu Wei very worriedly.
"It's possible! I've heard that women are more perverted than men after holding back for a long time, as long as they don't rape and kill! ”
"I'll go!" Zhen Cheng felt that the road was uneven, and his heart fluctuated and wanted to die. Zhen Cheng was a little suspicious as he walked towards the Sanjin Quadrangle, whether he had made a profit or a loss by exchanging a piece of white jade for three earth-level masters!
"By the way, I haven't tried this mask yet! Zhen Cheng touched his trouser pocket, and a soft thing like dough jumped into Zhen Cheng's palm. "This thing is very good, it's so clean on it!" In Zhen Cheng's mind, Yan Wang had worn it for so long, and it was estimated that some disgusting dead skin was stained, but after Zhen Cheng spread it out, he was pleasantly surprised to find that the part of the mask that was attached to his face was clean.
"I'll give it a try, too!" Seeing that he was approaching the courtyard of Sanjin, Zhen Cheng stopped and put the mask on his face. "I don't have a mirror, I don't know what it will look like!" Zhen Cheng strode towards Yan Jiu'er's room.
Yan Jiu'er didn't sleep well all night, and when she saw off King Yan and Queen Yan, she was angry with her two sons alone. In order to please Zhen Cheng, he did everything last night, but he was still teased by Zhen Cheng, and when he heard his mother describe his father's angry appearance when he returned to Swallow Lane, Yan Jiu'er decided to teach Zhen Cheng a hard lesson.
"Squeak!" The door of the bedroom was suddenly replaced by "Little lady, master, I miss you so much!" Zhen Cheng changed his voice, and the pervert-like hehey monster smiled and pounced on Yan Jiu'er.
"Ahh Yan Jiu'er looked back and couldn't help but be startled.
An ordinary black face, looking to be in his forties, but strangely enough, on the chin is a white short beard that is not very long. Yan Jiu'er quickly glanced at the other party's clothes, and knew that the person in front of her was Zhen Cheng, and the human skin mask was her father's.
The corners of Yan Jiu'er's mouth turned up, deliberately pretending not to know, and then quickly rubbed her body and scolded sharply, "I beat you to death, and you actually dare to provoke Zhen Cheng's woman!" ”
Zhen Cheng saw Yan Jiu'er dodging, and was waiting for Yan Jiu'er to throw himself into his arms with a proud face, where did he think that Yan Jiu'er actually rushed towards him like a mad tiger, and the whirring wind didn't look fake at all.
The bedroom was not big, and there were two big fat sons sleeping, Zhen Cheng was not good at shouting or slapping Yan Jiu'er, so he turned around and ran to the living room in a panic.
"Die! Disheveled! Yan Jiu'er saw that Zhen Cheng was about to run away, and kicked Zhen Cheng's ass hard, which was a strong kick for his father's revenge, and the kick relieved his anger, and made Zhen Cheng dimly depressed.
"Ah――――――" Zhen Cheng wailed and threw himself directly onto the sofa in the living room.
(PS: Today's update of the four chapters is 17,000 words, plus yesterday's 4,000 words, or 10,000 words updated every day!) Don't talk about the rest, look at the performance of the incense powder, at the end of the month, some things are wasted if they are not lost! Wireless monthly passes and daily flowers, the master needs it very much, whether you can get the money on the flower list of the waves, it depends on the love of the brothers! )