Chapter 177: Yizhou is Liu Bei's blessed land
The armies of Cao Cao and Liu Yu fought in full swing in the east of the Han Dynasty.
And Liu Zhang, who was far away in Xishu, was very happy.
The more fierce the fight between Liu Yu and Cao Cao and Sun Ce, the safer Yizhou is. When it comes to Liu Zhang's part, he doesn't have much pursuit, he is doing his Yizhou pastor safely, and being a soil emperor is the best choice.
No, Liu Zhang was happy, and invited all the people with heads and faces in Yizhou to come, and he was holding a large banquet to celebrate?
Even Liu Bei, who has always been "unwell", was invited by Liu Zhang, which shows how good Liu Zhang's mood is.
"Come, everyone, drink this cup to your heart's content! This is a 30-year-old wine, a rare masterpiece. Liu Zhang bragged about how good his wine was.
Everyone in the audience raised their glasses in response.
Only Liu Bei was a little unpleasant. This kind of wine, which was praised by Liu Zhang as a rare and good product, is garbage in Liu Bei's opinion, but he is a person who has drunk Luo Bingquan and has seen the world, not the insight of a rich man like Liu Zhang can be compared.
Liu Bei's face is not very good-looking, this is not what he pretended, but it is really not good, a little sallow.
Zhang Song, who was sitting at the bottom of Liu Zhang, understood in his heart that Liu Bei's chronic poison had slowly taken effect, which showed that Liu Bei had not used that kind of medicine recently.
Liu Bei really likes that kind of medicine very much, this medicine can make Liu Bei show his strength and reappear as a man.
Once upon a time, Liu Bei was inhumane because of the pain under his crotch, and silently endured the sadness that ordinary people could not understand. No, how ironic this is for a hero. After the dignified King Jing of Zhongshan, the great-grandson of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei, the uncle of the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, did not lift it! It's simply a loss of the face of Liu Bei's ancestor, King Jing of Zhongshan. You must know that King Jing of Zhongshan is the most powerful existence of the Han Dynasty in terms of fertility, and among the clansmen of the Han family, King Jing of Zhongshan has the most bloodline.
Liu Bei also knew that he had disgraced his ancestors, but what could he do with the pain that this kind of man only knew?
But after arriving in Yizhou, Liu Bei miraculously recovered, and the dilemma of not lifting was gone! Liu Beike was overjoyed. But Liu Bei didn't dare to mess around, self-cultivation, so as not to damage the **** that had just recovered.
A person will only discover the value of what he has after he loses it.
Liu Bei is such a person.
Later, after Liu Bei felt that his majesty had fully recovered, he couldn't wait to choose to try.
When Liu Bei felt that his crotch was as hard as iron, he cried excitedly. After so much time, he Liu Bei has finally become a real man.
The beauty between men and women made Liu Bei linger. In other words, Liu Bei has been holding back for too long, and he can finally have a way to release. During the period when he was pretending to be sick in Chengdu, Liu Bei needed beautiful women to sleep every day.
The color is a bone scraper, Liu Bei is a little overindulgent, and with the chronic poison that Zhang Song secretly ordered, it is normal for his face to be sallow.
Liu Zhang drank so much that he walked down the desk with a wine glass and drank with his subordinates, and the officials in Yizhou did not dare to disturb Liu Zhang's interest, and they all flattered Liu Zhang.
When Liu Zhang came to Liu Bei's side, he found that Liu Bei's expression was serious, so he jokingly said: "Xuande, today is a happy thing, why Xuande, you are crying bitterly." Come on, you and I have a drink. ”
"Ji Yu, the general trend of the world has reached Liu Yu's tyrant's side, what mood do I have to drink." Liu Bei said with a wry smile.
When Liu Zhang heard that this was the case, he comforted: "Xuande, Liu Yu fought with Sun Ce before, and then it didn't take long for him to fight Cao Cao, which is simply a desperate army. Now it seems that Liu Yu is very strong, but Cao Cao is not easy to bully. It is estimated that this battle will not be over in a year or two at the earliest. I don't have to worry about it in Yizhou for the past two years. ”
Liu Bei really admires Liu Zhang's good mood. Liu Zhang's estimate is good, but a year or two is fleeting, and now it is the right way to hurry up and prepare, how can you waste time in this wine.
Liu Bei secretly scolded himself: "Liu Zhang, Liu Zhang, you are based in Yizhou, you are simply a tyrannical thing!" ”
"Lord, Uncle Liu Huang is unwell, don't force him to drink." Huang Quan came to Liu Zhang's side in a hurry.
Liu Bei was a little surprised, this Huang Quan didn't treat him very well, why did he say good things for him today?
Huang Quan didn't like Liu Bei, and every time he seized the opportunity to sneer, but this time he didn't say good things about Liu Bei at all.
"Uncle Huang, it's not that you are humiliated. Your body and bones are already weak, and this female aspect needs to be a little more restrained. Huang Quan deliberately spoke loudly.
All the eyes of everyone were attracted to Liu Bei. Liu Bei's face was huge, but he was also a little speechless by Huang Quan.
"Gongheng Hugh is talking nonsense, Xuande is a righteous gentleman." Liu Zhang subconsciously explained to Liu Bei.
Huang Quan said: "The lord doesn't know anything. During the period when Uncle Liu Huang was recuperating from his illness, he had to sleep with a beautiful woman every night, and it couldn't be the same woman. This matter has spread throughout Chengdu, and it is said that Uncle Liu Huang is physically strong, and he can still get close to women during his serious illness, and he can do what others cannot. ”
Huang Quan said clearly, and Liu Zhang also had a trace of doubt in his heart. When he saw Liu Bei's sallow face and a little overindulgent, he believed Huang Quan's words.
But Liu Zhang is undeniable. It's normal for men to be a little bit uncontrollable about women. Liu Zhang himself has a lot of women, and it is normal for Liu Bei to have a few more women. It's just that Huang Quan is right, Liu Bei's body is like that, and he is a little unloving when he is close to a woman.
As a brother of the same clan, Liu Zhang felt that he needed to advise Liu Bei.
"Ordinary people, usually idle and have nothing to do, they spread rumors. Don't spread these unfounded rumors in the future. Liu Zhang first saved Liu Bei's face.
Then Liu Zhang whispered in Liu Bei's ear: "Xuande, you are weak, let this woman go first." Wait until your bones are restored. I'll give you some beautiful women. Guaranteed to be all first-class. ”
Lose face. Liu Bei was a big humiliation this time.
"Thank you, brother." What else can Liu Bei say, what he does is clear to himself, and he is still made public by others.
Liu Bei glanced at Huang Quan with a little resentment, and Huang Quan returned to his seat as if nothing had happened, as if the person who spoke just now was not him.
The people around him were secretly laughing at Liu Bei, laughing at Liu Bei for being a demon in the middle of lust, and he had no control at all.
Liu Bei lost face and was really in no mood to continue drinking, so he asked Liu Zhang to say goodbye on the grounds of physical discomfort.
The benevolent Liu Zhang naturally would not embarrass Liu Bei.
Zhang Song looked at Liu Bei, who was a little vain in his footsteps, and said secretly: Liu Bei, you go on, you will know the decisive time.
The banquet in the Yizhou Prefecture Governor's Mansion continues.
Liu Bei returned to his mansion, and as soon as he entered the door, Liu Bei's originally calm expression suddenly became gloomy, everyone knew that Liu Bei was in a bad mood, and the people were frightened one by one, worried that they would accidentally provoke Liu Bei.
Liu Bei returned to his room, and when there was no one around, he slapped the table fiercely and scolded: "Huang Gongheng, I will kill you in the future!" ”
The chronic poison on his body had quietly taken effect, Liu Bei slapped the table angrily, and under the anti-shock, Liu Bei's qi and blood boiled a little, and he suddenly coughed.
And all of this was seen by Xu Shu, Fa Zheng, Liao Li, and Wei Yan, who were driven over. When the four of them heard that Liu Bei had come back with a gloomy face, they were worried that something was going on, so they rushed over.
"My lord, who made you angry like this?" Xu Shu asked.
Liu Bei's cough didn't stop, and the dog-legged Liao immediately went over to help Liu Bei, and touched Liu Bei's back very intimately, making him feel a lot more comfortable.
Sure enough, being touched by Liao Li like this, Liu Bei's coughing stopped. Liu Bei nodded to Liao Li with great satisfaction, and Liao Li felt happy in his heart, as if he had made a great contribution. Liao Li also glanced at Fa Zheng proudly. Recently, Fa Zheng has been favored, and there is a faint trend of Liu Bei and the former celebrity, Liao Li has a sense of crisis, and seizes every opportunity to please Liu Bei and performs.
Fa Zheng looked at Liu Bei like this, and knew that Liu Bei's body was slowly collapsing, not to mention how happy he was. These days, Fa Zheng has to show a loyal appearance in front of Liu Bei every day, and to be honest, this kind of performance even Fa Zheng himself feels disgusting.
Liao Li's kind of demonstration, in Fa Zheng's eyes, is tantamount to a fool's self-amusement.
Liu Bei, who was relieved, said angrily: "Today, Liu Zhang invited a banquet, and at the banquet, Huang Quan satirized me and made me hateful. ”
It turned out that he was sarcastically ridiculed by Huang Quan, but Huang Quan's sarcasm of Liu Bei was not a matter of a day or two, and Liu Bei had never been so angry before. There should be something else going on here.
"Lord, that kind of villain won't make the lord hate. The lord is a hero, and he will not be unhappy with such villains. In the next opinion, the lord was not angry with Liu Zhang. Xu Shu said leisurely.
Liu Bei nodded and said, "It's still the military advisor who knows me." Huang Quan is a villain, just can't see it. I am most angry with Liu Zhang, it is a pity to waste such a good opportunity in vain! ”
"But the lord is talking about the battle between Liu Yu and Cao Cao?" Fa Zheng said knowingly.
"Liu Jun and Sun Ce fought between Jingyang before, Zhuge Liang used more than 100,000 soldiers and horses to deal with Sun Ce, at that time, if Liu Zhang sent troops and threatened Jiangling from Shu County down the river, then Zhuge Liang would inevitably be restricted, and Sun Ce would not be beaten to the ground. It's a pity that Liu Zhang, this guy, was timid and afraid of things and missed this best opportunity. Then there is the big battle between Cao Cao and Liu Yu this time. Liu Zhang's elite troops can go out of the Sword Pavilion and go straight to Hanzhong, Liu Yu's main army is in the southeast, and he can't take care of Hanzhong, and Hanzhong will definitely be taken. After occupying Hanzhong, and then plotting against Guanzhong, the tyrant Liu Yu either collected his troops and returned to defend them, or waited for Guanzhong to be lost. Cao Cao can also take a breath over there. Either point is of great benefit to Yizhou. But what is Liu Zhang doing? Set up a banquet to celebrate the stability of Yizhou. What else to say about worry-free in a year or two. Don't worry about his big head. Liu Bei vented all his grievances in one go.
Fa Zheng and Xu Shu were silent, in fact, Liu Bei's layout was indeed very effective, once realized, Liu Yu could only withdraw his troops. Cao Cao will continue to maintain a state of secession in Yuzhou, and Jiangdong will recover. At the same time, once Yizhou sends troops, then it will definitely be empty inside, and Liu Bei can take the opportunity to take Yizhou.
It's a pity that I met a mediocre person like Liu Zhang.
Liao Li comforted: "Don't be angry, so as not to get angry." Liu Zhang was originally incompetent, and Yizhou should be able to sit in a heroic position like the lord. ”
Wei Yan, who had not spoken, stood up and said angrily: "Big brother, Liu Zhang is so incompetent, why don't you replace him now!" ”
"The time has not come!" Xu Shu and Fa Zheng said in unison.
Liu Bei also nodded, it was indeed the time before the time came.
"Military division, the guards of the counties of Yizhou, how are the activities?" Liu Bei inquired about Xu Shu's plan progress.
Xu Shu said with a smile: "Lord, everything is going well. ”
"It's good if it goes well." Liu Bei finally heard a good news.
And at this time, a subordinate quickly came in to report and said happily: "Uncle Huang is very happy! ”
"Where does the joy come from?" Liu Bei didn't know why.
The subordinate said happily: "Uncle Huang, today's concubine Wu is unwell, let Xiao go to find Langzhong." The small one found Lang Zhong to take the pulse for him, and concluded that the Wu family was a happy pulse. Congratulations to Uncle Huang, congratulations to Uncle Huang. ”
Liu Bei stood up in shock and said tremblingly, "Really? ”
Xu Shu, Liao Li, Fa Zheng, and Wei Yan were also wide-eyed, and there was such a thing?!
"Such a big thing, how many small heads dare to lie." The subordinate vouches for it with his own head.
"Let's go! Bring Uncle Ben over! Liu Bei pulled up his subordinates and walked towards the inner room with a brisk walk.
Xu Shu, Liao Li, Fa Zheng, and Wei Yan immediately followed.
After a while.
In one of the rooms in the inner room, a delicate woman was lying on the bed, and Liu Bei was whispering something softly. At the same time, one Lang Zhong is on the side.
It was confirmed that Liu Bei's concubine was finally pregnant.
Xu Shu, Liao Li, Fa Zheng, and Wei Yan smiled. Except for Fa Zheng, the other three people are from the heart.
Liu Bei has been displaced for many years, and he has never had an heir of his own, and Liu Feng still adopted him. Now after Liu Bei's efforts, he finally has a bloodline, not only Liu Bei is happy, but also Xu Shu and these people are also very happy.
is a man who hopes that his bloodline can be passed on, Liu Bei is a hero, and he is destined to achieve a career. Isn't it the biggest regret in life that there is no bloodline heir? Now this regret has finally been made up for at this moment.
Liu Bei sighed in his heart: "This Yizhou is really my blessed land." ”
Regardless of whether the concubine is male or female, in short, Liu Bei already knows that he is okay and has the ability to give birth to children.