0965 Officialdom Secrets
Chang Ning was lying on the sofa, while holding a tui dang, while humming a song made by Hu Bian, looking at ease.
On the other sofa, Yang Yang was chatting with the old man and the old lady, and the three of them looked at Chang Ning's lazy appearance from time to time, and they all shook their heads and smiled helplessly.
In the past few days, Yang Yang took Chang Ning and walked through the Yang family's "Guan Yi household" in the capital, which was also the first time that the Yang family publicly promoted Chang Ning, the grandson of the son-in-law, for Chang Ning, the political harvest can be said to be inexhaustible.
Looking at Chang Ning, Qiao Hanxiang looked at him with affection, Ning Ruifeng didn't think it was wrong, but the two elders were very interested.
Yang Yang walked to Chang Ning's side, pushed his Qiao Tui and said, "Brother, can you be a little more knowledgeable." β
Glancing at Yang Yang, Chang Ning smiled slyly, "Girl, do you know what it means to be knowledgeable?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.
"Who doesn't know, to be knowledgeable is to be educated, to be polite, and to describe a person as educated."
"Wrong, that's the old explanation." Chang Ning shook his head and said, "The times are different, and the interpretation of idioms is different, as far as I know, the meaning of knowing books is like this, it is not enough to know book knowledge, but also to learn how to give big gifts, hehe." β
Yang Yang smiled and said, "Hehe, you are a crooked person. β
"Girl, let me ask you again, what does self-denial mean?"
Yang Yang said: "It refers to restraining oneself and making everything fall under one rite word." β
"It's wrong again, it's said that the first gift has little effect, you have to restrain your anger and give it again, which is called self-denial."
Yang Yang couldn't resist it, and said to the two old men: "Grandpa, nΗinΗi, he's talking nonsense, and you don't care." β
Chang Ning said proudly: "Girl, I am a famous idiom expert, at least in the capital, I am second to none, no one can compare." β
"Stinky boy, you don't know how to learn." Ning Ruifeng scolded with a smile.
When Chang Ning heard this, he immediately sat up and asked badly: "Old man, you said that I don't learn no skills, then I have to ask for advice, what is the meaning of not learning and not learning?" β
Pointing at Chang Ning with a cane, Ning Ruifeng said with a smile: "If you don't learn and have no skills, you have no knowledge and no skills, and it refers to people like you Little Half Immortal." ----Mobile Site"
"Hehe, the old brain and the old explanation, outdated...... If you don't learn and don't know how to do it, that is to say, those of us who are officials should not waste our efforts to learn things that cannot be promoted. β
"Brother, you're really bad at learning." Yang Yang smiled and pushed Chang Ning's arm.
Chang Ning said: "Girl, there is that, I only cite two examples here, this is a serious and long-term statement, and now it is explained like this, saying that other people's words are heavy, and you have to hold a grudge in your heart for a long, long time, and also, it is refined into steel, which is said that if you drink too much wine, it will become a flame in the stomach, and after a period of time, the stomach will be refined into steel......"
Qiao Hanxiang smiled and asked, "Silly boy, have you learned a lot, where did you learn this?" β
"Hehe, my dear old lady, your precious grandson, now I am a rich man, and I can't fit my belly of ink, even my alma mater, Zhijiang University, and the soon-to-be-established Ningzhou University, are vying to invite me to be a professor."
Ning Rui smiled and looked at Chang Ning thoughtfully, this kid, this is something else.
After Yang Yang helped Qiao Hanxiang out of the living room, Ning Ruifeng's crutches paused on the floor a few times, and Chang Ning hurriedly sat up straight.
"Is this really the case with the current officialdom?" No mistakes, no word skipping. Ning Ruifeng asked.
Chang Ning sat next to Ning Ruifeng, "Old man, you stay at home, and you are still immersed in your era, but the current officialdom has changed." β
Ning Ruifeng snorted: "Alarmist, the mainstream of the cadre team is still good." β
Chang Ning looked disappreciative, "Grandpa, you know that I followed Yang Yang and went to the homes of people with heads and faces, I, in the past few days, I have firmly believed in a sentence circulating in society." β
"What?"
"Age is a treasure, a diploma is indispensable, and backing is the most important."
"That's an example, just like yourself."
Chang Ning shrugged his shoulders and shook his head again, "Forget it, I can't communicate with you." β
"Hehe, pretend to be an elephant with me, tell me, what have you personally experienced over the years."
Chang Ning heard it and said: "I, I have discovered the secret of officialdom, hehe, you definitely don't like to listen to it." β
Officialdom, since ancient times, has always had a veil of mystery, which makes people yearn for it, but also makes people sleepy, happy, and frustrated.
"Mayor Changda, let's listen to it, let me learn something from the past." Ning Ruifeng smiled.
"Then I can tell you...... This first, the leader's view, greater than the constitution, but also beyond the laws, regulations and policy system, to be an official, especially to be a petty official, as well as to be a deputy official, absolutely can not arbitrarily express their own unique thoughts, views and propositions, officialdom is like rivers and lakes, there is no reason to speak, whose official is big, who is the truth, to take the leader's speech as a holy decree, to the leader's thought as the soul, let you be praised by millions of people, it is better to praise the leader, regardless of violation of discipline and law, the focus is on the leader's view of you, the people's cries, The complaints and scolding of colleagues are not as good as the leaders to make a final decision, hard work, it is better to work skillfully, and the leaders should have bright spots in their inspections, in short, the leaders are happy, and everything is done. β
Ning Ruifeng commented, "Hmm...... Yes, there is such a phenomenon. β
"Second, the face must be thick and black, in order to become a politician, all the people who are officials, Master Li Zongwu's "Thick Black Learning" must be read, study thick black science, practice the basic skills, see the leader, nod and waist, see colleagues, buddy hello, see the people, arrogant, do things for the leader, do everything possible, do things for the people, can pretend, pretend to be a grandson in front of the leader, be able to be Lao Tzu in front of the people, Yu beg for the leader, be thick-skinned, the people beg you, the heart and liver should be black, to the leader, to bend to welcome, make a report, We must be full of economy, do things, be rare and confused, and turn a deaf ear to criticism......"
Ning Ruifeng snorted, "You kid, you are thick-skinned and have a heart, and you are not too dark." β
"Third, gift first, everything can be done, our country is known as the state of etiquette, since it is a state of etiquette, of course, only etiquette is the top, there are no eternal friends, only eternal interests, officialdom buddy brothers, most of you lie to me, seize power and profit, open and secret fighting, there will be internal strife, ask officials to do things, gifts must not be given, as long as gifts are given first, everything can be done, do not give benefits and do not do things, give benefits to do good things, give benefits to do good things, benefits can not be monopolized, interests can not be monopolized, interests are evenly stained, bosses like, all parties get married, why worry about big things. β
Ning Ruifeng sneered: "In the past few days, I have been running around with Yang Yang, and I must have a lot of money, so I feel it." β
"Hehe, there's that, promotion must be passed, money is to knock mΓ©n bricks, as the saying goes, being an official is a game for the rich, success is in the people, wealth is in the sky, half naΓ―ve, half lies, ups and downs, rise and fall, glory and disgrace, just in a thought, money is not omnipotent, but no money is absolutely impossible, money can buy officials, officials are richer, poor people want to be officials, they must be sugar daddy, money is backing, and the career is smoother......"
Ning Ruifeng shook his head and said, "Case, case, don't take it as a whole." β
"Fifth, opportunistic and tricky, the relationship is the most important, the officialdom is calm on the surface, secretly murderous, you fight for me, compete for the competition, it seems to be fighting wits and fighting bravely, but in fact it is hardest than whose relationship is the hardest, brave is opportunistic, wisdom is tricky, it is good to enjoy the shade under the shade of the big tree, there are people in the court who are good officials, looking for the backstage, pulling gangs, forming gangs, weaving a network of relationships, officialdom is up to you, sixth, the work must be skillful, the political achievements are highlighted, the official entrepreneurship, keep in mind the clever word mantra, will not do the hard work, focus on a skillful work, there will be outstanding contributions, To pay close attention is to hold more meetings, to implement is to move more mouths, work conscientiously, must be blamed by all parties, report to the water, political achievements rely on God to blow, retreat and pragmatism, do not let others catch the tongue, work hard, ideals will never be able to achieve their wishes, east hun west hun, it will be smooth sailing, seventh, learn multiple languages, practice an iron mouth, being an official is like a race, all rely on good mouth skills, good eloquence, then be an official. Regardless of lies and lies, it is good to be happy with the leader, to learn multiple languages, to practice an iron mouth, to see the official language, to see the people to speak the people's language, to report to the boss, to use sweet words, to interview reporters, to use bold words, to speak to the people, to use clever words, to meet the people to blame, to use wild words, to talk with colleagues, to use nonsense, to compete with political enemies, to use gossip. β
Ning Ruifeng laughed and scolded again when he heard this, "Stinky boy, you are all a mess." β
"Hehe, don't cross it, I haven't finished that yet...... Eighth, the insiders choose the fΓ©i lack, the layman fights for the level, the same is the official, the power is virtual and real, the position is divided into fΓ©i thin, the gold content is different, the insider is the official fΓ©i is missing, the layman is the official to fight for the level, rather for the head, not the oxtail, the rich officials have gold and silver, but the poor officials are more shabby than the people, ninth, all parties are leveled, the key is to use people, the way of the official, the most important is to settle in all parties, the king is on one side, control the ministers, success and failure, gain and loss, honor and disgrace, the key is in the employment, diploma, level, emphasis on character, talent, slave, Crooked talents, mediocre talents, each has its own talents, slaves are less sharp, loyalty is the most reliable, although the talent is high, the director is indispensable, the crooked talent is used in the situation, and the miraculous effect can also be seen, although the mediocre talent is incompetent, will not fool around, tenth, people are divided into good and evil, when the officials are bad, the times are developing, the society is progressing, the people who are officials, when advancing with the times, good things are not willing to do, bad things are often done, the new era, the new standard, the mind of the official, not only to serve the people, but also to serve the RMB, to serve the people is false, to serve the RMB is true, to serve the people is just a sloganServing the RMB is the ultimate goal......"
"Smack."
The crutches slammed on Chang Ning's body, "Get out, get out, get back to Ningzhou immediately." β
"Hey, generation gap, generation gap, generation gap......"
Chang Ning got up and fled