Chapter 39: Jiang Xiaoyu's flattery
Fang Tian glanced at it and found that above the pool, there was obviously a mark of slipping and stepping on his foot, and this Jiang Xiaoyu probably fell from there.
"I don't know if I can be saved!"
Fang Tian only used the first aid knowledge he learned in the army in the past few days to give Jiang Xiaoyu a simple first aid.
"Ahem, poof!"
Suddenly, Jiang Xiaoyu coughed violently twice, spit out a few mouthfuls of sour water, and the whole person finally regained consciousness.
"Well, it's so uncomfortable!"
Jiang Xiaoyu turned over with difficulty and vomited painfully.
"Brother, I, am I dead?"
Jiang Xiaoyu looked depressed and lonely, "Woo woo, I still have a mother at home who has not fulfilled her filial piety, I can't just die!" ”
"Don't worry, your life is big, you didn't die!"
Fang Tian smiled slightly.
This Jiang Xiaoyu is really filial.
There are some similarities with him!
The first thought I had when I woke up was thinking of my mother!
"I'm not dead?"
When Jiang Xiaoyu heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Brother, can you come over a little bit and let me confirm it?" ”
"How do you want to confirm?"
Fang Tian opened his mouth with interest.
Jiang Xiaoyu pulled Fang Tian's arm, the whole person was like a mad dog, and he wanted to bite it down in one bite!
"Fuck you! You want to bite me? Fang Tian's arm swung hard, Jiang Xiaoyu's center of gravity suddenly became unstable, and he fell to the ground with his buttocks, "Oops, it hurts me to death." ”
"You can feel the pain, so that means you're not dead, right?" Fang Tian said with a smile.
This Jiang Xiaoyu ...... It's enough for a chicken thief!
I don't bite my arm, I want to bite myself!
But how could he beat Fang Tian?
"Huh? Yes! I can feel the pain, which means I'm not dead! When Jiang Xiaoyu heard this, his whole person suddenly became excited, "It's good if you're not dead, it's good if you're not dead!" Haha, I think I, Jiang Xiaoyu, am peerless, if I slip and fall to death on the soles of my feet like this, wouldn't I be extremely aggrieved? This is probably the most ridiculous way to die in the world! ”
"Without me, you would have died!" Fang Tian felt very funny when he heard it, but he reprimanded mercilessly.
Jiang Xiaoyu seems to be an optimist by nature, and when he encounters anything, he is slow and methodical, and he will not be in a hurry, which is in stark contrast to Zhang Chong.
Jiang Xiaoyu smiled, "So I'm Jiang Xiaoyu lucky!" If an ordinary person had fallen into this pool, he would have drowned! I just fell, someone came to rescue, according to the words in martial arts, this is called Fu Da life, Ji people have their own natural appearance, life should not be extinct! ”
"By the way, dare to ask the name of the life-saving benefactor?" Jiang Xiaoyu smiled and looked at Fang Tian with a sincere gaze, "I, Jiang Xiaoyu, don't have any other skills, but what I value the most is a righteous word!" From now on, no matter whether you go up the knife mountain or down to the sea of fire, you will not hesitate to go to the soup and the fire! ”
Fang Tian was eye-opening when he heard it, this Jiang Xiaoyu is worthy of being a second-hand housing agent, and he talked one by one, and he talked endlessly.
But Fang Tian is not a master who is easy to fool, and the latter set of rhetoric was directly ignored by him, "The surname is Fang Tian, Fang Tian." ”
"What? Fang Tian?" When Jiang Xiaoyu heard this, he immediately stared, looked at it carefully, and exclaimed, "I said why does it look so familiar!" It turns out that you are the hero, Fang Tian, the heroic undersea rescue hero of our Marine Corps, who is handsome and chic, powerful, and looks like Pan An! My admiration for you is really like a surging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control! ”
"Actually, brother, I have long wanted to go to the Marine Corps to see your old man's heroic appearance and witness your super demeanor with my own eyes, but there is too much training every day, too many meals to be made, and I don't have time at all...... When I saw it today, it really lived up to its name, disrespectful and disrespectful! ”
When Fang Tian heard this, he almost burst out laughing.
This Jiang Xiaoyu ...... Are they all boastful?
This mouth is too 6!
No wonder you can sell a tombstone to two people!
It's also called a shared tombstone!
"Fang Tian's great benefactor, if you put it in martial arts, then you are Qiao Feng, the great hero of the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon, as soon as the eighteen palms of the dragon descend come out, who dares to compete?"
"In modern times, it is even more powerful, and it can definitely be called the first person in modern special forces!"
The more Jiang Xiaoyu said, the more outrageous it became.
"Gotta have it, don't blow it, I'm embarrassed to hear it!" Fang Tian hurriedly stopped the other party.
Jiang Xiaoyu didn't feel embarrassed at all, he smiled, and said, "Okay, our benefactor told us to shut up, then let's shut up!" By the way, benefactor, how did you come here in this black light and blind wilderness? How did you find me?"
Jiang Xiaoyu seems to be brainless for a while, but his mind is very delicate.
It stands to reason that he fell here, and it is absolutely impossible for anyone to find out.
The moment his foot slipped, he felt that he was going to be finished, and no one would find out if he died here!
But fortunately, there is no way for heaven to end, and he was finally saved.
"The matter of your escape has caused a storm in the city, and now Captain Long is mobilizing all the soldiers to look for you all over the mountain." Fang Tian sighed.
If he hadn't appeared by himself, maybe this Jiang Xiaoyu would already be a soldier of the beast camp.
However, in this world, because of his own appearance, Jiang Xiaoyu's fate is completely different.
"What? Captain Long got it? Jiang Xiaoyu glared, followed closely, he was like a deflated ball, "He must be disappointed, right?" ”
He was coaxed in by Long Baichuan, and he naturally empathized with Long Baichuan's mood.
"What a disappointment! The soldiers he recruited actually ran away, tell me, what kind of blow is this to his old man? "Fang Tian has been in the beast camp for so many days, and it is the first time he has seen Long Baichuan angry!
"Great benefactor, then you say, what should we do now? Guilty of petitioning? Or a self-severing arm? I'm so confused, I know it's illegal to be a deserter, but I still want to run! Jiang Xiaoyu sat on the grass, wet, and didn't care, with a depressed face.
"I just can't figure it out, isn't the cooking class good? Why are you trying to escape? Fang Tian asked.
"It's really not a big benefactor," Jiang Xiaoyu replied immediately, "The life of the cooking class is indeed quite good, but how to say it, it's too bland, do you understand?" In addition to washing vegetables and cutting vegetables every day, cooking is training, there is no hope at all, I don't like this kind of bland life that can be seen at a glance, rather than this, it is better to go to the city to break through, maybe you can meet the support of nobles, soaring Huang Tengda? I also make a lot of money, don't I support my mother? ”
Fang Tian's eyes lit up when he heard this, dare to love Jiang Xiaoyu, is this tired of ordinary life?
"In modern soldiers, personal combat effectiveness is very important!"
"But assembly-line-like training will make many soldiers form a fixed mindset!"
"And a resourceful soldier like Jiang Xiaoyu may be able to exert unexpected effects on some special occasions."
"Why don't you do it? I'll try to see if I can keep this Jiang Xiaoyu and go to the dragon team to plead for mercy? ”