Chapter 138: Bragging and Politics in Bed
Ye Kai groaned softly, covered his head and was about to get up, Li Youwei, who had been lying on the sofa next to her, stood up at once, she hurriedly took a cup of strong tea and walked over to Ye Kai.
"Master Hou, you can't drink like that in the future, I listen to Sister He, you drank and vomited, vomited and drank, it hurts your body very much, those white women just deliberately poured you wine, and you will not refuse to come!"
After taking a big sip of strong tea, Ye Kai felt that his forehead was relaxed, and the topic of last night did not continue, because it was directly taken by Queen Mary. Antoinette interrupted, and then the people went into carnival mode, with wine and food on offer.
And these French people are also very winning, playing to the highest moment, they opened the high-end gameplay of ancient Rome, that is, first eat and drink the sea, eat and drink until the belly can not fit, and then take some emetics to vomit the stomach and continue to drink, I don't know if this is a booze, or suicide.
Thinking back to the iron buckets that were all over the ground at that time to hold vomit, Ye Kai couldn't help but start a convulsion in his stomach.
Although he came from the 21st century, Ye Kai felt that he had seen everything, but he had never seen this kind of scene!
So after refusing the emetic agent I don't know how many times, Ye Kai was completely drunk and unconscious, and he didn't know what it was to come back here.
It was a building next to the Trianon Palace, consisting of a four-story main hall and other buildings, and the people brought by Ye Kai were divided into two parts.
Ye Sheng and Ye Ming took all the Ye family sons and daughters to live in the palace specially prepared for the envoys in the Palace of Versailles, and the few people around them and the entire Ruan Fujing's maids and chamberlains lived together.
"Zinedin, why don't you hurry up and get ready? Some oriental ingredients are not very common in France, so I'll take you to Paris to find them! ”
Anna, the golden cat, walked in with a purple sunhat and a lady's dress, and Ye Kai found that since returning to France, the Anna girl who looked big in the South Seas seemed to be a different person.
The fake man who was holding Minin's front-loading rifled gun was gone, and was replaced by a European lady who looked a little coquettish, and now she leaned over to look at Ye Kai, and she actually had a deep career line on her chest, and sure enough, this woman's thing is like time, and it is always a bit to squeeze it.
"Is it pretty? Isn't it quite interesting? Anna narrowed her left eye and tilted her head slightly to the right, which was his usual stance when aiming at the enemy!
"Good..... Belch.... Ahem, ahem, ahem! Ye Kai pretended to cough and didn't look at Anna's murderous eyes, "What ingredients do you have?" Why should I buy what ingredients? ”
Anna glanced at Ye Kai, who was pretending to be serious, and she didn't know why, she suddenly felt very unhappy, "Why?" You can't remember what you had last night, do you? ”
Last night? Ye Kai thought about it for a while, he didn't have anything, that is, he discussed world events with a French nobleman, and analyzed France and England? Then I started drinking.
"Alright! It seems that you really don't remember, you got drunk last night to the Marquis de Lafayette and Queen Mary, you Europeans have eaten pig food for thousands of years, you don't know what food is, you Chinese mastered the true meaning of food a thousand years ago, you also Italian rao pizza and pasta are all secretly learned from your meat buns and noodles, you want us French people who think they are civilized to see what Chinese food is? What is Food? ”
it! Ye Kai jumped up from the bed in a flash, his head was no longer dizzy, and his stomach didn't hurt anymore, last night was the first time Ye Kai got drunk in this world, how did he get these words?
This is in France! Although Ye Kai thinks that he is telling the truth, he can't come out so directly, how hated it is!
Anna covered her mouth and laughed, "You're done with this, Louis, Duke of Orleans. Philip. Joseph is about to duel you, and you, the Duke of Orleans, are too old to be victorious, and insist that two of the Duke's guards fight in his place! ”
"And in the end? Did the Duke of Orleans agree? Ye Kai hurriedly asked.
The Duke of Orleans in Anna's mouth was Louis. Duke Philip II, later known as Louis the Equal, or Philip the Equal, for his ardent support of the French Revolution.
He and his cousin niece, who is also his wife, Louise. Mary. Adelaide. De Bourbon, not only the most powerful man in France, but also one of the richest people in France, Ye Kai also plans to use the Duke of Orleans's ideas of freedom and equality to fool an investment, but he can't offend them ruthlessly!
"Of course Orleans will agree, because I quietly told him that you are a powerful master of oriental martial arts, and the duke is not stupid, he is good at poetry and painting, and he agreed as soon as you proposed!"
OK! OK! Ye Kai patted his chest and breathed a long sigh of relief.
"But you were really good last night, you were empty-handed, the two guards with light swords were not your opponents, and you also demonstrated the trick of snatching other people's weapons empty-handed, it was so funny, the Duke of Orleans was about to be embarrassed to death by you!"
I'm! It's still offended.,It seems that I can't drink more in the future.,I drank very well before the crossing.,Drinking too much is just sleeping.,Who knew that a trip would become like this! Ye Kai secretly made up his mind in his heart.
"But there's something you have to pay attention to, or you have to be prepared!" After laughing, Anna's face turned serious.
"What's the matter? There you go! Ye Kai looked at Anna in amazement, I don't know what problem this girl found?
"Do you know what bed politics is?" Anna was a little embarrassed, because she knew that it was ridiculous to the Easterners, but it was perfectly normal in Europe, and not everyone could play it.
Ye Kai also became serious, he knew about politics in bed, it existed in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad.
However, compared with the subtle play of the Oriental style on the Chinese side, the Europeans of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries were much more open.
For example, the famous British Omarco Club in later generations is the famous Bed Politics Club, and the third-generation Viscount Palmerston, who is famous and served as the Prime Minister of Great Britain, started from bed politics and played step by step to the position of Prime Minister of Britain.
Don't laugh! In Europe at this time, bed politics is really a bit serious.
This kind of bedside political gathering with the club as a link is generally initiated by some women with high status, and the controller is generally also a woman, which is a place for them to hunt for beauty, and of course, there will be some men with higher status to join him
Don't look at its name as Bed Politics, but who can sleep with whom is very particular.
Generally, as a woman with a high status, she will choose those promising young people from down-and-out aristocratic families, or writers, scientists, and artists who have made achievements in literature, philosophy, science, and art.
Usually these aristocratic ladies are not too old, and their appearance is not too ugly, and if they are ugly or too old, they are not qualified to enter this kind of club for bed politics.
But as long as the aristocratic woman in this club has a crush on a man, the man can't refuse, and if he refuses, there will be a big problem!
For the European aristocracy of this era, this kind of rejection is definitely the greatest shame in life, so in order to avoid this kind of thing from happening, the club rules of bed politics are very strict.
This thing is in vain, in fact, it is a channel for class circulation, and the colonization of the whole world by Europeans has brought huge wealth, but at the same time, it has also brought high mortality rates for European men, especially aristocratic men.
And these duchesses, marquisess and countesses who have lost their husbands or are far away from their husbands always need a little pastime, and they use such a model of club and bed politics to push some young talents trapped at the bottom of society to positions where they can play their roles.
It's just that China's imperial examinations are completely based on knowledge and literary standards, while Europeans need not only knowledge, but also a good skin and good body.
Chinese students use the pen in their hands, and European students need another pen to enter the upper class!
"Are you, I, an Oriental, also need to engage in bed politics in Europe?" To be honest, Ye Kai is still a little excited, he hasn't eaten Western food yet, let alone this kind of high-end Western food.
But he also knew that the water was very deep, and he wasn't sure if he was an Oriental if there was a need to go, and wouldn't it be too embarrassing if no one looked at him.
"Yes! You don't qualify for that kind of club yet, but I don't think it will be too long.
And I can't refuse for you, because now everyone thinks I'm your lover, and if I dare to refuse the invitation of these noblewomen on your behalf, then I'm dead!" ”