Chapter 1313: I Don't Cause Trouble
"Ahh
Fang Jun sneezed, rubbed his nose, looked up at the bright sunny blue sky, and said in his heart that this spring and sunny day did not suffer from the wind and cold, why did he catch a cold? Uh, could it be that some guy is secretly scolding me behind my back......
Li Ke, who was beside him, hurriedly asked with concern: "Erlang is infected with the wind cold?" Although the spring is warm, after all, the night is quite cold, so you should be careful when you lie down. ”
Fang Jun waved his hand, not feeling any discomfort: "It's okay, thank you Your Highness for your concern." ”
In fact, he really has no passion for things like visiting Qinglou, and Gain has already become a psychological shadow......
Since he crossed over, almost every time he came to the Qinglou to have fun, he ended up jumping and ending up with a big fight. After a long time, even he really couldn't lift this spirit......
His Royal Highness King Wu was dressed in a brocade robe, with a white jade crown on his head, two Bo belts tightened at his chin, and his face was as heroic as a crown of jade, and he was so handsome. At this moment, sitting in the elegant room in the backyard of the Drunken Immortal Building, the eyes of the surrounding singers and geisha were shining, and they couldn't wait to swallow this gentle and handsome prince His Royal Highness alive......
In comparison, Li Siwen, Cheng Chubi, Changsun Jian and others, who are also heroic in appearance and valuable in status, are inevitably not enough.
As for Fang Jun......
Just as Fang Jun himself has a psychological shadow for the Qinglou, the girls in the Qinglou are also full of resistance to him.
It's not that Fang Jun is not welcomed, not to mention the identity of Jing Zhaoyin, who is a dignified second-class person, once he is close enough to ensure that any singer is rampant in the Guanzhong area, no one dares to provoke him, just the identity of the "poetry saint", make a poem at will to hold which singer, and instantly fly on the branch and be worth a hundred times.
But the problem is that this man is too troublesome......
Look at the popular singers in the past, although some of them got Fang Jun's poems and became famous, but in the end, they didn't get much benefit from it, and they were deeply implicated, and the worst ones even left Beijing in despair......
Therefore, the girls in the entire Chang'an Qionglou have a love and hate for Fang Jun's perception.
The eldest grandson shook a gold-painted folding fan, full of white flour and the style of a child of the family, pointed at Fang Jun with a fan bone and said with a smile: "Your Highness is afraid that you are worried in vain, although you have good intentions, I am afraid that Fang Er may not appreciate it." ”
Li Ke frowned slightly: "Oh? ”
The eldest grandson shook his head and said: "The green grass is green, the white fog is boundless, and there is a beautiful woman on the water side." The grass is green, the white mist is blurred, and there is a beautiful woman who lives by the water...... Fang Erlang is accompanied by beautiful women, the moon is in the sky, stealing jade and stealing incense, where can I take care of what wind and cold dew are heavy, and what night is as cold as water? ”
"Oh ho!"
Everyone laughed strangely, Li Siwen coaxed, and even Cheng Chubi had a weird smile on his face.
Li Ke suddenly smiled and said: "I see, but this king thinks badly, my fair lady and gentleman are good, this is human nature, this is the king's nosy, Erlang, don't blame, don't blame." ”
Fang Jun was extremely speechless.
The social atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty was relatively open, and the social concept of "all evils and lewdness first" was not strong in the world's cognition, as long as it was not bullying men and women, and it was not contrary to morality, it would generally be recognized and understood by the society.
Although Wu Shunniang is the daughter-in-law of the Helan family, she is a widow in the end, and it is common for her to remarry. And the Helan family must be more honest and cold, which has long been a recognized fact in Chang'an, and there is a lot of sympathy between Fang and the city for Wu Shunniang, who was bullied in the Helan family.
A widow who is like a flower and jade is at the prime of life, and it is unbearable that the spring boudoir is lonely and has an affair with a man, and this man is his brother-in-law, and he doesn't even care about his sister, so who is in the way?
Far from being a dirty laughing stock, it is a good story......
It's just that Fang Jun's heart is still a little more conceptual, although the desire to break the taboo has taken that obscene step, but in the face of laughing and coaxing, his face is still hot, his face is black and red, and he looks at Li Ke helplessly and says: "Your Highness's words don't go out easily, if you are targeted by the imperial history, if you don't do well, you will impeach Your Highness for misconduct and improper style, and your majesty will be able to punish you for three or five years, and even deprive the Ministry of Industry of the errand." ”
Li Ke suddenly turned pale with fright.
Some things are one thing by default, but it's another thing when you put them on the table.
Speaking of men in this world, which one is most interested in breaking taboos...... Who else is more important than His Majesty Li Er? That is a fierce man who can get Queen Xiao of the former Sui into the palace and fill all her brothers, sisters-in-law and sisters into the harem...... Once the imperial history really came out with such impeachment words, who knows if His Majesty Li Er would think that Li Ke was satirizing him, who was a father, who was not right on the top and crooked on the bottom?
Li Ke was numb when he saw His Majesty Li Er, and quickly changed the topic: "Today I only talk about Fengyue, and I don't mention state affairs......"
At this point, he paused again.
!
Where is the talk of state affairs? It's clearly talking about Fengyue......
I had to change my words again: "Only drink for fun, and don't talk about anything else." ”
The crowd was full of answers.
It's just that when men get together, the topics they talk about are always inseparable from women...... Among this group of gentlemen, there is no such young hero with lofty ideals and noble pursuits.
Li Ke is arrogant, but because of his identity, he can only stuff himself desperately into the mud, and light and dust are his destination, and Top Gun will kill him instead.
The eldest grandson has now almost determined the inheritance of the next head of the eldest grandson family, no one in the family has ever fought for him, and the original forbearance of lying on the salary and tasting courage has gradually been replaced by indulgence and wantonness, and the biggest long-cherished wish in his heart has come true, and he is really open-minded and does whatever he wants.
As for Li Siwen and Cheng Chubi...... It's just getting by.
What is Gentleman?
In addition to eating, drinking and having fun, the rest of the time is spent working hard for the succession, whether active or passive......
In fact, strictly speaking, Fang Jun's current state seems to be sliding rapidly towards this abyss without limits......
The atmosphere in the small building is warm, they are all the children of the family, the royal family and nobles, and there is no restraint in front of His Royal Highness Li Ke, drinking, talking, laughing, and conniving with affection.
The spring light outside the building is just right.
However, a shout of rage broke the beautiful atmosphere......
The small buildings in the backyard of the Zuixian Building are independent buildings, but after all, the space is limited, and it is inevitable that they are not far from each other. The prodigal wreckage here is talking and laughing, and with the silk and bamboo soundtrack, it will naturally affect the neighbors not far away.
Then there was a faint shout of anger: "...... Is this a fight for reincarnation or how to ......?"
The second half of the conversation stopped abruptly, like a duck that had just made a noise and was choked by the neck.
But just this sentence, the building here instantly fell silent.
Fang Jun, who was drinking slowly with a wine glass, felt that the hand of the beautiful maid in front of him who was pouring wine trembled, and some of the crystal wine was spilled on the corner of his clothes, and when he looked up, he found that everyone in the room stopped moving and talking and laughing, and everyone looked at him with strange expressions.
Fang Jun was puzzled: "Why are you staring at me?" ”
The corner of the eldest grandson's eyes jumped, and his heart said: Why are you staring at you, don't you count in your own heart?
His Royal Highness King Wu was dancing with a singer in the hall, and at this moment he let go of the hand holding his slender waist, returned to Fang Jun's side, and persuaded: "Let's come out for fun, even if one or two pop out occasionally without opening their eyes, don't worry too much, don't spoil our brother's interest for others......"
A room full of warblers and Yanyan looked at Fang Jun nervously, they were just little singers, if there was a conflict, they would be implicated......
Only Cheng Chubi stood beside Fang Jun with an indifferent face, and he had the posture of "you shout, I will do it".
Fang Jun couldn't cry or laugh......
His name as a "mallet" is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the reputation of fighting every time he goes to the Qinglou is also far-reaching. Someone over there just provoked, so I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to control the fight...... But the problem is that we don't want to fight, isn't it much more interesting to drink with the young lady in your arms than to fight?