Chapter 62 79 Woo! I'm not a beast!
When watching Xiao Meiniang eat ice cream in a big gulp, and praising me for being so generous while smiling at me, the award said: "Li Hei! Do you know? Your expression now is the same as the last time Xiao Li Tai saw Xiao Meiniang! Why, do you want me to help you cool down and dispel the evil thoughts in your heart? ”
On the side of the award, "Click! Click! He clenched his fists and said with a smile as he looked at me. ☆ Pineapple * small ☆ said
"Huh! You're being framed! I'm definitely not the same as that dead little fat man! Looking at the threat of the prize, I quickly changed to a normal smile and explained.
"I'll believe you!" Reward reluctantly lowered his fist, and then began to concentrate on the pizza and chicken wings in front of her.
Watching the award roll the grilled chicken wings in pizza and then crushing the chicken bones together, I began to envy the strong teeth of the award.
"Huh! What a strange way to eat! In other words, is it possible that the teeth and mouths of those who practice martial arts are so good? ”
But fortunately, there was still one in the crowd who was Svenwen, after tearing the hamburger into small pieces, eating it in small bites, and from time to time picking up a white hand towel and gently wiping the corners of his mouth, and then cocking his orchid fingers, gently pinching the straw in the drink, and slowly taking a small sip......
This is a good woman, but since I came to Datang, the only woman I have seen who eats decently!
"It's worthy of Her Royal Highness the Princess!" I looked at Xiao Li's eating appearance with admiration, and couldn't help but praise it.
"Huh! But why is the white hand towel she used so familiar! I'll go! Isn't that my panties? I was surprised to see that every few bites of Xiao Li's quality Svenwen wiped the corners of her mouth with the white cotton underwear, no matter how I looked at it, it made me feel crying and laughing!
I remember the panties in the little baggage under the blanket at the end of the bed! I was afraid that my little body would be secretly grabbed by someone while I slept at night (this has happened several times!). I was even attacked by a prize! So I finally found the small white cotton men's panties from the counter of the mall! I remember putting it all under the blanket! How could it be taken out by Xiao Lizhi, and she kept wiping her mouth!
When I was in the middle of an accident, I found that the grass in the maid was secretly smiling, and she was peeking at the little beauty's eating appearance while holding back a smile.
"Huh! I understand, the Eight Achievements are the bad of the little grass envoy! I shook my head, and decided that it was better to pretend that I didn't know, anyway, I guess Xiaocao would destroy the evidence of her mischief by then!
I don't know if it's the reason for worrying too much today, after lunch, after packing all the garbage back into the garbage bin in the mall, I began to get sleepy, obviously this is out, I will be sleepy at noon, this is really unusual, I have never taken a nap before!
After sitting in bed and drinking a large bucket of Coke, I found that I was still very sleepy, so I decided to take a nap before heading out.
After the order to lock the car door, I couldn't resist the sleepiness at all, so I just lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
I guess the way I kept yawning just now was infecting everyone! Then everyone else came up to me and took a nap.
In a daze, I dreamed that I was back in the afterlife, maybe just after eating a hamburger, and I dreamed of a huge bunch of burgers, spinning around me, and I could realize that I was dreaming again: "Uh! What a strange dream! But these burgers look really fragrant! ”
I realized that I was dreaming again, and decided that it was all a dream anyway, so let's eat more!
I reached out and grabbed the hamburgers that were around, but the scenery in my dream changed as I stretched out my hand. The burger turned into a meat bun. I grabbed one with my hand, took a bite and said, "Sure enough, it's in a dream!" It looks huge! As a result, as soon as you bite into it, it becomes smaller! Phew! And so there is wrapping paper! Then, in a daze of dreams, I began to taste the meat buns swirling around me one by one: "Uh! Big and small! "Then I took a large one in my left hand and a small one in my right hand, and began to sing in my dreams;
"Who loves to eat freshly out of the basket barbecued pork buns, who loves to eat freshly out of the basket barbecued pork buns, as well as lotus paste buns, pork buns, jade potato buns, bean paste buns, you name it......"
Just as I was dancing and singing while holding the buns, I suddenly felt a pain in my flesh, which directly stimulated me to wake up. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the prize was sitting next to me, sneering at me, and one of her hands was pinching my ear, shaking back and forth.
I didn't have time to cry out for pain, and I found that Xiaoling was also reaching out to pinch the soft underbelly of my waist, twisting back and forth.
"Ahh Hurt! Tap! "I had just finished crying out for pain when I found that Xiao Lizhi was holding my left hand and biting the flesh on my arm with her teeth.
"Huh!"
In the end, I found that Xiao Mei Niang was still sitting on my right arm, and was constantly poking my right hand with a lollipop stick......
"Huh! Why is that? Why are you bullying me! Is this how you want to wake me up? ”
When Xiao Meiniang heard me speak, she quickly stood up from my right arm, and then quietly hid the small stick in her hand, and then looked at me innocently and did not move.
"Huh! Well, she's still a kid, so I'll just play with her! Then I turned my head to look at Xiao Ling, and after Xiao Ling stuck out her tongue at me, she also let go of the little hand that was holding my waist, and then turned her head to pick up Xiao Meiniang, and walked to the side to stop caring with me.
"Huh! What does she mean by that? Fun? Forget it, bear with it! ”
Then, I looked at Liz, who was still holding my left hand and biting my arm hard, and saw that she didn't look up at me. I had to turn my head and look at the prize that was twisting my ears. whispered, "Eh! Prize! Little beauty! I'm awake, please don't wake me up like that again! ”
Xiao Lizhi probably heard my words, and then my left hand finally stopped feeling bitten, Xiao Lizhi also lowered her head and let go of my arm, and then leaned forward, directly put her head into the quilt, pretending to be an ostrich, and did not move.
Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, the prize sat directly behind me, stretched out his other hand and grabbed my other ear, then twisted it, stretched out his head and said, "Boy! The list is not low! How dare you say 'one big and one small'? Why do you like those two lumps of flesh on your chest so much? "After that, the award is suddenly strong? Pressed me directly to my chest, and shouted at me, "See clearly!" Grandma has it too! If you dare to say small, be careful that the old lady makes your head grow big! ”
Frightened by the fierceness of the award, I quickly shook my head and said, "Ah! Awards, let go of me, what do you say? I don't understand! ”
After letting go, he regained control of his volume and said, "What? Stinky boy, dare you do it? But you're not a little bold! Even the princess won't let go! She's only 10 years old! Still a kid! You're such a beast! ”
"Huh? What the? I looked back at Xiao Lizhi who was covered with the quilt, and found that she had changed from lying on her stomach to lying on her side, and the quilt with her head covered also revealed a gap, and I could faintly see that Xiao Lizhi's eyes were shining in the quilt and peeking at it. Then I subconsciously looked at Xiao Li's figure again, and her height was about the same as mine! But the waves on the chest have already developed!
"Huh! Is she really only 10 years old? Did she grow up eating gold? This figure is obviously already mature, and it is against the law! I always thought I was going to be 18 years old! ”
Hearing my muttering, the quilt covering Xiaoli was wrapped tightly again.
Then the prize also reached out, put his arms around my neck again, and then bared his teeth in my ear and said, "Is this why you did it?" Beasts, accept the sanctions of your aunt and grandmother! With that, he wrapped his left arm around my neck in a V-shape and tightened it. The right arm crossed to the back of my head, and then the left hand grasped the joint of the right arm from the bottom to the top, and the palm of the right hand pushed forward hard against the back of the head, and I immediately rushed to the carotid artery completely tightened by the arm of the award, and then I suddenly remembered this action I had seen on TV: "This feeling of lack of oxygen in the brain, uh!" It's a neck twist! I stretched out my right hand hard, directly clenched my fist and stretched out my thumb, and after making a gesture of praise for the award, I endured the dizziness, gritted my teeth and worked hard to squeeze out the last sentence before I lost consciousness from my throat: "It turns out that ~ you ~ will also ~ judo!" Uh~uh! Whining! I'm not a beast! "After that, my eyes went dark, and I didn't know anything......
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