Yes! I think there is no one else who can do this kind of thing while he is asleep! Regardless of skill or guts, this product is completely in line with ah!

I'm so ...

The patriarch of the Cui family suddenly lost his temper, so he had no choice but to run to wash his face...

What else can I do? That pervert can't be messed with at all, okay?

Since he can draw Wang Ba on his face while he is asleep, he can also give himself a knife while he is asleep...

But fortunately, since Wang Yin chose to tease, it means that he won't kill himself, and his old life has finally been completely saved...

After washing his face, the patriarch of the Cui family summoned the little maid over and told him to take care of his mouth, and this matter passed like this.

As for the back, the more the Cui family patriarch thought about it, the more angry he became, hiding in the house, slapping the table and scolding his mother, this kind of thing is a later story...

Of course, the branch who slapped the table and scolded his mother on this day was not just the head of the Cui family...

Wang Yin's wave of commotion successfully blew up the mentality of the four family patriarchs...

General's Palace

"Brother Yin, you are simply too lacking in virtue!" Cheng Lingxue said with a serious face after listening to Wang Yin's story, and then her shoulders shook more and more violently until she couldn't hold it anymore: "Hahaha, laugh at me, you're so bad... Hahaha... ”

"Hehe, how can it be so easy to finish offending my brother?" Wang Yin said triumphantly: "I'll tell you, where is this?" The best is yet to come! ”

"Huh?" Cheng Lingxue stopped laughing when she heard this, and looked at Wang Yin with big eyes: "Brother Yin, what else are you going to do?" ”

"Hehe, you'll know when you turn around." Wang Yin smiled mysteriously.

Cheng Lingxue didn't say it if she knew it, anyway, these family elders knew first.

When I got up the next day, the family elders felt that the top of the melon seeds in their heads were cold, and they reached out and touched it, and suddenly slapped the table again and scolded their mothers. . .

And the end?!

There's got to be a limit to teasing people, right?!

The old man is old, you give the old man a bald physique? How can the old man go out to meet people?!

What happened to the immortals? What happened to the youkai?

If you're not human, can you be shameless?

I'm so ...

I can't bear it!!

On this day, the patriarchs didn't even dare to go out, and stayed up for half a night in a daze, for fear that Wang Yin would come again and continue to do something to make his mentality explode...

In the second half of the night, I couldn't stay up.,I finally fell asleep in a daze.,It's just that the top of this head always feels cold.。。。

On the third day, the first thing these patriarchs did when they woke up was to rush to the mirror to see if there was anything missing or more on their heads, and finally breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that there was no change: It's okay, it's okay... This kid finally didn't continue to toss anymore... Otherwise, this day will simply not be able to live...

Then they washed their faces, put on their wigs, and left the house.

The wig must be topped, otherwise you can't stay in the house all day, right?

As soon as they went out, they found out that they were wrong...

It's not that this Wang Yin didn't do anything, but he was specially upgraded!

"Patriarch。。。 The patriarch is not good! When a family member saw the patriarch coming out, he hurriedly ran over in a panic.

"What a system of panic!" Seeing this, the patriarch immediately frowned and said, "Say, what's wrong?" ”

It was annoying enough for the past few days, but you slave came in a panic to make trouble for me!

Made! I'm going to have to find a chance to teach these guys a lesson!

"Patriarch。。。 Thatched hut 。。。 The housekeeper dressed in a rough manner and said, "Thatched house... I don't know what's going on... The night scent is splashed everywhere ... The whole house stinks now, and no one can stay soon... ”

When the patriarchs heard the news, their eyes went black and they fainted directly...

General's Palace

"Hehe, I haven't done this since I grew up, and I miss it." Wang Yin said with a smile: "In the big night, the second kick and Xiang are more compatible." ”

"Huh... After listening to Wang Yin's story, Cheng Lingxue suddenly said with disgust: "Brother Yin, you are too disgusting and lacking in morality!" ”

After speaking, he pinched his sleeve and slapped Wang Yin, as if to drive away the smell on Wang Yin's body...

"You kid, this is too lacking in virtue, isn't it?" Cheng Yanjin also looked at Wang Yin with disdain: "Good guy, you estimate that those patriarchs are half angry to death... ”

"Half-dead or not dead?" Wang Yin said indifferently: "How can it be so easy to offend me?" If you don't kill them, you have to disgust them! ”

"You kid is really careful." Cheng Yanjin directly replied to him with a roll of his eyes.

"Okay, you didn't come here to bury me, right?" Wang Yin pouted: "Tell me something." ”

"It's not your kid's mess." Cheng Yanjin shrugged: "The Zheng family's side has completely burned down, and now there is such a big pit in the yard that can't just be thrown like that, right?" Your Majesty said, you will fill the pit you dug. ”

"Pull it down." Wang Yin rolled his eyes: "The Zheng family is gone, why should I give them to fill the pit?" It's good that I didn't give him the whole hammer. ”

"Then I don't care, anyway, now that piece of land is your boy's territory, you don't like to fill it." Cheng Yanjin directly picked up an apple and gnawed it: "Speaking of which, your kid's fruit is quite delicious." ”

"Bridge bean sacks!" Wang Yin was stunned for a moment when he heard this: "My territory? What the heck? ”

"Now that the Zheng family is gone, Your Majesty will give you the piece of land in the original Zheng family compound." Cheng Yanjin said while nibbling on the apple: "Your Majesty said that it should be regarded as a thank you gift for helping him get rid of the family's henchmen." ”

"This thank you gift is really 'generous'." Wang Yin pursed his lips when he heard this: "Forget it, I didn't expect his iron rooster to have anything in return." ”

"And what are you going to do with that land?" Cheng Yanjin looked at Wang Yin curiously: "That piece of land is really not small, to be honest, my eyes are red." ”

"I didn't think about it." Wang Yin lay down on the sofa with his hands on his pillow: "When you think about it, let's talk about it, let's put it there first." ”

Speaking of which, when I told Li Shimin about this this morning, there were still a few second-class goods who stood up and habitually wanted to say a few words, but when I saw everyone's eyes of pity for me, I instantly became heartfelt...

Made! I almost died of an occupational disease!

I almost forgot how perverted that guy Wang Yin is...

If I really say it today, it will reach Wang Yin's ears again, and I will be able to explain this hundred and ten pounds. . .

It's okay, it's okay... Fortunately, Lao Tzu was clever and didn't say it...