Chapter 66: Men Understand Men

"Just me and the fifth sister, what's so fun. It didn't take long for me to go ashore, and I was looking for you to play, and I heard that you were being found by a big beauty. ”

Li Shu stopped and looked left and right, "What about the big beauty?" ”

Gu Bao: "......"

"Are you sluggish?"

"Not really!"

Gao Yang grinned, "There is still half an hour left, and the lotus feast will begin, and when the time comes, you can put lanterns and play." You are not allowed to run around. ”

Gu Bao said unhappily: "Princess, Poor Dao is not a slave of your family, is it okay for you to follow Poor Dao with such a dead face?" ”

Gao Yang pouted and said, "You are dead-faced, remember, you followed me." It's not this princess with you. ”

"Poor Dao wants to pick up girls, I can't follow you."

After coming for so long, Gu Bao followed this unruly princess except for staying with Zheng Wan'er for a while.

"No, you'll have to follow me."

"No!"

Gu Bao decided.

Now that you're here, you have to have fun and enjoy life.

Being tied up by a woman, what kind of system is this?

Or a woman who can only brag and fart.

Gao Yang frowned and said, "Don't you like to be with me?" ”

"Hehehe."

Gu Bao said: "I like it, I like it, but someone can only watch it and can't eat it, which makes people not interested." ”

Gao Yangqiao blushed and said in a low voice, "How can you play a hooligan?" ”

Gu Bao smiled, "Compared with hypocrites, Poor Dao still likes to play hooligans. ”

Gao Yang tapped his forehead left and right, and quickly pulled him to a secluded place.

"What are you doing here?"

Gu Bao looked confused.

"You close your eyes."

Princess Gao Yang put her hands behind her back and said with a smile.

Gu Bao jumped back, his face frightened, "Do you want to steal from the poor?" ”

"You, what's your expression?"

Princess Gaoyang was furious and hit the hammer when she caught up.

The two of them ran away from the garden, "Don't run, I won't beat you." ”

Gu Bao ignored it, silently accelerating, it was his footsteps, and he quickly threw away the grinding spirit behind him.

"Whew!"

Feeling that he had finally dumped people, Gu Bao let out a long breath.

At this time, he saw countless lanterns placed on one side in front of him, and many men and women were choosing.

Gu Bao walked over, glanced at it, and found that no one was selling it.

I know that these lanterns are all free for people to take.

He casually picked up a fish-shaped lantern and was patted on the back.

"High ...... Princess Changle? ”

Gu Bao thought it was Princess Gaoyang, but he didn't want to be the weak Princess Changle.

"Daoist Gu, where's Gao Yang?"

"I don't know."

"I just saw her chasing you, why didn't you see her?" Li Lizhi looked suspicious.

Gu Bao got up with a fish-shaped lantern and said with a smile: "I should still be looking for a poor road in the back." Oh, that place. ”

Li Li was surprised: "You lost her?" ”

Gu Bao shrugged, "She has always asked me to follow, but she is used to being free and loose, where can she follow her like a servant." ”

"Hmm."

Li Lizhi nodded, turned around and looked for Princess Gaoyang.

Gu Bao was afraid that they would come back after a while, so he quickly left this place.

In a pavilion, he found Cheng Chumo and others.

"Silence."

Gu Bao shouted loudly.

"Brother-in-law!"

didn't see Gu Bao in the afternoon, Cheng Chumo missed it very much, and pounced directly.

"Wait!"

Gu Bao resolutely pressed his hand against the soaring sumo wrestler.

"Hehe, brother-in-law, where have you been?"

Cheng Chumo took two steps back and asked.

"Chu Mo, Poor Dao has something to tell you. Please keep it in mind! ”

"Brother-in-law, you say, I will obey Cheng Chumo."

"Ahem."

Brother Bao coughed lightly, "When you go out in the future, don't shout at your brother-in-law and brother-in-law." ”

"What's that shouting?"

"Brother Bao or Dabao, whatever you want."

"Isn't it good to call your brother-in-law?"

Cheng Chu scratched his head silently.

"Poof!"

Li Dexian, who was not far behind him, laughed.

"Chu Mo, why are you so stupid. Isn't what Brother Bao said clear enough? ”

Several other people also shook their heads and laughed.

"What do you mean?"

Gu Bao didn't care, man.

All understand men.

He pulled Cheng Chumo into the pavilion, and after sitting down, he said: "Most of the people here are unmarried men and women, you said that you shouted with a brother-in-law, didn't it make those women sad?" ”

Cheng Chu pulled the corners of his mouth silently, and then he reacted.

He said: "Brother-in-law, you are carrying my sister behind my back, if she knows, she will definitely beat you." ”

Gu Bao steadied himself and did not panic: "If you don't say it, you don't say it, they don't say it, how does your sister know?" ”

Yu Chi Baolin ran up and said enviously: "Brother Bao, you are simply my idol." I'm a role model. ”

In fact, a few people are more or less bad teenagers, and together with Gu Bao, they are somewhat stressed.

But Gu Bao was so down-to-earth, which instantly made them feel that they had found a confidant in life.

Gu Bao ignored his sycophants and said casually, "What about Huaiyu?" ”

"That kid soaked in a woman, I don't know where to shake it."

"Why don't you go?"

Li Decheng smiled bitterly: "We don't have that ability." Come in today and see the scenery all. ”

"Didn't row this afternoon?"

Niu Coin said: "Brother Bao, do you think we look like cultural people?" ”

Gu Bao stared at a few people, "Poor Dao looks very similar. ”

A few people laughed again.

In line with the principle of being happy alone, it is better to be happy with all.

Gu Bao decided to find a companion for a few people, otherwise what else does this lotus banquet mean?

"How many of you come here, will you sing?"

"It's going to be, it's just not good to sing."

"It's okay, as long as you can sing it."

Gu Bao said: "Teach you a song, and you will perform it together when you go back, and whether you can find a woman at that time depends on your skills." ”

As soon as I heard that I could find a woman, several people were like chicken blood, a difficult song to learn, and I was stunned to learn it quickly.

This made Gu Baozhi sigh that the fast-growing hormonal impulse can really turn an idiot into a genius.

At this time, it is almost time for the lotus feast.

In front of the rows of flowing water seats, many people gathered together.

But soon a bonfire was raised, and then a man was bare-chested, punching and kicking on the side.

Around the campfire, there were several men kneeling.

Such a strange scene attracted the attention of many people.

"Isn't this Cheng Chumo's people?"

Wang Xiaojiang stood in front of a table and said in an unkind tone.

"Yes, that's them."

A person beside him said: "These people are stunned like fools in the afternoon, and when they stay in the evening, they have well-developed limbs and simple minds." ”

"What do they mean by that?"

A woman beside Wang Xiaojiang blinked her eyes and asked in a low voice.

Wang Xiaojiang sneered: "I'm afraid I want to attract the attention of women, after all, there is no literary talent, and I can only rely on the kung fu of some three-legged cats to attract the attention of others." ”

The woman frowned, shook her head, and did not speak.

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