"You old man, don't deceive the Lord Shunshen. Heaven is full, fat and thin, there are more such people, why me? ”

Speaking of this, the great wizard suddenly danced with his eyebrows, and said with a very proud smile, "Listen to me, the most important thing is your complexion, you see, there is a little yellow in the white, not sandwiched, but not fire." It's too raw, or it's mushy, and Shunshen doesn't like it. ”

"I'm your uncle," Liu Feng couldn't help but scold, "You should be toasting." The white ones are not ripe, the black ones are mushy, you are fucking bullying us yellow people, right? ”

The great wizard was not angry, and nodded his head, "The little brother is really transparent, it must be the seven tricks, and the old man really didn't look away." ”

"You guys, kill people and do such evil deeds, aren't you afraid of being born as animals in the next life?"

"The afterlife? You're afraid you're a chick, let's follow the world, go with the world. But what nobles and commoners, pigs, dogs, cows and horses, can only live for one lifetime, what heaven and hell, liberation from suffering, is just you outsiders to deceive people. ”

The great wizard was foaming at the mouth, still unsatisfied, and continued to talk to Liu Feng about popular science: "Whether it is a thing or a thought, it is composed of extremely fine particles, and the extremely fine particles constitute the earth, water, fire, and wind, these four majors, and then the four major things are composed of all things. After the death of a person, the four major separations are gone. Where is the afterlife? Where is there any cause and effect? Shun Tian should be in the world, just live this life well. ”

It seems to be talking to Liu Feng, and it seems to be telling everyone in the audience. Anyway, Liu Feng understood. This sect is really different, but what they say is not completely unreasonable, but a bit like materialism.

Seeing Liu Feng nodding and not answering, the great wizard became even more excited, "You see, this little brother is really transparent, and he has entered the sect in a few words." ”

"I joined your uncle's Shunshi Sect, I don't join the Sect, you have the ability to let me go, see if I don't kill you." No matter what sect, accumulating virtue and doing good deeds is the basic requirement, Liu Feng deliberately looked unscrupulous, hoping to anger the great wizard and make him feel dirty.

The great wizard beckoned, and a few big men came over, took a rag, and blocked Liu Feng's mouth. Then tied Liu Feng's legs to a wooden stick, and then shouted, and with all his strength, Liu Feng was hung upside down high.

The Great Wizard said to the people, "This sacrifice is quite unclean, and it is not suitable for the sake of the gods to enjoy it for the time being, and it needs to be hung upside down for three days to remove the filth." When the onlookers heard this, they knew that today's excitement was coming to an end, and it gradually dispersed.

The unlucky Liu Feng was hung upside down, wanting to scold, and his mouth was blocked. The torch next to me smoked tears flowed, and after a while, I felt a burst of dizziness, which was brain congestion. Alas, it's really been eight lifetimes of blood mold, look at the fun, look at this consequence, who would have thought of this cat?

On the altar, the high priest continued to direct the people, singing and dancing for a while, beating and beating for a while, and chanting words to the idol.

Liu Feng was speechless, and could only curse silently at the idol.

If you come to the Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Maitreya Buddha, Yahweh Master, Jizo King Bodhisattva, Yuan Shi Tianzun, Bodhi Ancestor, you must bless me, let this evil god fall early, these guys are ignorant, humiliate the gods, let them return to their throne as soon as possible. Amitabha, Amen, Immeasurable Celestial Venerable.

Curses and prayers over and over again didn't seem to work. It is estimated that it is too far away, or this filthy land is really unwilling to be taken care of, Liu Feng is still hanging upside down. It was getting late, and the wizards rested, leaving only two strong men to keep vigil.

These two guys are not taboo in meat and vegetables, one person, one piece of pork and one pot of wine, while eating and drinking, they don't want to drink. The younger one asked, "Big brother, how will this guy sacrifice in three days?" ”

The older one, apparently having experienced it, said to the younger one, "When he has removed the filth, lower it and rinse it with water." Then, cut it into thin slices, put it on a plate, and give it to Shunshin to enjoy. ”

"Is it born? Shunshen-sama's taste is quite heavy. ”

"It's okay, you didn't listen to the great wizard, this person is just right, he was born with purgatory, and he doesn't need to cook anymore."

"I don't know if this guy's meat is delicious, I want to taste it too."

The older man picked up the pork in his hand and gave it to the young man with a "snap", "You guy who doesn't know whether to live or die, hurry up and apologize to Shunshen, dare to fight with Lord Shunshen for food, and live impatiently." ”

The young man hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed his head with a bang. "The little one is young and ignorant, and the little one loves pork, and if you don't eat this guy, this guy will be left to the adults to enjoy alone." ”

Liu Feng was on top of the two of them, his mouth was covered. Just two days later, cut into slices of meat, fresh meat slices, let Shunshen eat, thinking about it, I don't know if it was hanging upside down for too long, or if I wanted to be disgusting, or maybe it was the river water in the morning, and the stomach was broken. With a vomit, all the contents of the stomach were poured out, and together with the rags that were plugged before, all the spitting was on the top of the two heads.

The two guys were eating and drinking with wine and meat, and the mess of crumbs poured down and poured through. The two looked at the wine and meat in their hands, pointed at Liu Feng and scolded bitterly:

"You're a crumb, you're going to spit it out. I haven't drunk wine and eaten meat for a long time, and I've ruined it all for you. ”

"You're still laughing, and then laughing at Lao Tzu for hacking you to death." As he spoke, the young guard pulled out his knife and wanted to cut Liu Feng, but helplessly, Liu Feng was picked more than three meters high, and he really couldn't reach it.

Liu Feng's stomach was very happy, and now his mouth could speak, so he spit out a few mouthfuls in a row to clean up the dirt in his mouth. He scolded, "You two bastards, you have the ability to kill me." As he spoke, he smirked smugly.

It's not that Liu Feng has no heart or lungs, it's that the scene in front of him is too funny.

The two people below threw the wine bottle and meat hatefully, their faces full of reluctance and depression. As soon as the young little temper came up, he was going to find a ladder to cut Liu Feng. The elder hurriedly persuaded, "Don't you want to live, the great wizard said that he is a top sacrifice, and if he finds something wrong or has a wound tomorrow, we will die." ”

The younger ones remembered it, so they put away the knife and raised their heads to scold Liu Feng. The left and right were also boring, so Liu Feng was condescending, and sprayed the two people below with saliva and foul language, but he didn't fall behind.

After a while, the two people below were also tired of scolding, and the stench on their bodies was really unbearable, so they carried a few buckets of water with a bucket and cleaned the place under Liu Feng. However, the stench did not diminish much. Liu Feng reminded the two of them above:

"Two fools, no wonder you left the vigil. You are all vomited on your body, isn't there a river behind you, go down and wash it. ”