379: You're deliberately making trouble!
But! No matter how bumpy the road is, at least all of us are back to the side of the RV 'Xuanjia Iron Award'!
So I can arrange for these maids to have a good rest!
Oh yes, first of all, let these maids who have been trapped for a long time wash and dress up first! After all, they have been trapped for a long time, and even the water has been cut off later, so they have never been able to wash and dress properly! When I had dinner just now, I could feel that these originally lovely maids are now all barbecued meat! It's still an undercooked barbecue with a bunch of cumin......
But in this case, if you use the water tank in the RV to shower them, the amount of water is probably not enough! If everyone washes up~ then it will probably exhaust me, a person who needs to run back and forth to fill the tank with hot water!
But this doesn't actually bother me, anyway, it's in the underground stronghold now, and there are absolutely no outsiders here, in that case, I can set up a big tent first, and then set up a bathtub directly inside the tent, and then light a fire underneath?
There are a lot of enamel bathtubs that are not installed at the counter of decorative materials in the mall! I took a few random bathtubs and got some more bottled water from the mall, and I was done! This kind of enamel bathtub can be padded with bricks first, and then directly burn the fire under the bottom to make hot water, so that they can use this to wash!
"Huh! Bricks are good to say, in this Lubanmen stronghold, there are many similar bricks and stones! Just the firewood used to boil the water is a bit of a stretch! I touched my chin and thought about it.
Although there are indeed branches on the side here, they are all branches that were torn off the demon tree by the mandarin duck after the battle between the mandarin duck and the demon tree, and then I remembered that Nie Xiaoqian said that this thing is very valuable, and it can be used to make some special devices after giving it to the people of Lubanmen, and the most important thing is ~ This thing can be exchanged for a lot of valuable items with other things in Lubanmen! That's why I picked up all the branches I could collect, and then most of them were directed to this underground stronghold of Lanruo Temple. After all, I've always used this as a warehouse.
"Huh! It's all money! Although it seems that I will not be short of money recently, it is better to prevent problems before they happen! I poked my head out of the tent and glanced at the branches. But then I thought, since this thing is valuable, don't I have a lot of worthless things? Isn't it okay to burn those for firewood?
"Hmmm! That's right! Worthless furniture in the mall! A lot of them are wooden, so it's okay to use them as chopping wood! With that, I crossed back into the mall again, and then took out a large amount of wooden furniture, and then went out to get a few stacks of books to use as materials for the fire.
Then I looked at the pile of furniture, and called out the mandarin duck again, and asked her to help me chop all the furniture into firewood, and I tore the books I took out on the side and formed them into paper balls, which is better than throwing the whole book into it!
"Hmmm! But I didn't find a newspaper, otherwise it would be better than a book! I said as I tore up the book. And the mandarin duck who was called by me to chop wood on the side was stunned by my act of tearing up the book!
"Huh? You~ ~~~~~ you actually tear up the book? Ah! Tyrannical creatures! Crazy! You~Youyou~ are really a loser! The mandarin duck had a shocked expression on his face, and he even began to scold! After hearing the mandarin duck's loud voice, the other maids also came over from the dining table, and one by one they looked inside from the mouth of the tent.
The other maids didn't react, but Xiao Lizhi was also shocked by my act of tearing up the book, she even jumped out, and then pointed at my nose and scolded: "You~ You loser!" How could you do something so insulting? You~ You're so hateful! ”
"Huh? Ha!? What are you talking about? "I was a little frightened by the actions of these two people, but the title of 'loser' was called 'loser' by both of them, which made me angry again: "You~ Why do you want to call me a loser?" What am I doing again! As for this, is it for me? And ~" Speaking of this, I turned back to the other maids who were watching the excitement at the door and said, "You few! What's there to see here! Let's go back! ”
After listening to my words, the other maids scattered with a hippie smile~ In other words, these maids are not afraid of me at all!
"Huh! I really want to establish authority or something! Alas! Forget it, I'll talk about it when I get back! I looked helplessly at the maids who were scattered, and said secretly depressed.
In addition, after arguing with Xiao Lizhi and Mandarin Duck for a long time, I realized why the two of them were angry! It turns out that the books at this time~ are 'sacred and inviolable'! If anyone dares to treat books like me, they will even be convicted by the government! Although Xiao Lizhi explained: In fact, the Tang Dynasty was no longer so strict, but the Sui Dynasty would really be ruined for this!
"This ~ book is so ~ so 'powerful'?" I'm so speechless that I don't know how to describe it! Isn't it just to burn a few books? I just took a look, these are just dictionaries, and there is even a dictionary in a foreign language! It's because I think it's a bit thick, so I took it out and used it as a frozen, and who knew how excited these people would be when they saw my move?
But after asking clearly, I learned that in this day and age, the price of these books is even more expensive than gold! It is said that in the Tang Dynasty, although the book trade was active, bookstores (that is, shops selling books) spread all over the country. But since even engraving printing was not yet widespread, let alone movable type printing. Therefore, at this time, books were still mainly copied by hand, so their prices were relatively expensive, generally selling for 1,000 wen per volume.
And the kind of book in my hand, which is exquisitely made, has excellent paper, and is even 'yang-printed', it is super expensive! As for what the hell is the 'yang engraving printing' in Xiao Lizhi's mouth, I don't even bother to ask, because just what she said in my hand and the torn dictionary can probably be replaced with a gold ingot! After hearing what she said, I even began to feel violently distressed!
"I'll go! So say ~ At that time, if I went to the pawnshop to exchange money for that book, I wouldn't be cheated like taking out jewelry? "I secretly regretted it in my heart, and looking at the book in my hand, I couldn't tear it anymore! It's still on fire here! It's just burning money......
But forget it, since I know that books are even more valuable than real money, then I'm ~ uh! I thought about it, this won't work, right! Not to mention anything else, just let them think that I don't know the value of these books, so I tear the books to start the fire, and as soon as I know the value, I start to feel distressed~ It seems that it will affect my image in the hearts of these maids even more! Never mind! Anyway, it's all torn, so let's just treat it as if we haven't heard of them, and just treat this thing as worthless! Anyway, there are a lot of these things in my mall!
Thinking of this, I decided to pretend that nothing happened, and first said, "Huh! It's okay! Isn't it just ~ cough cough! Isn't it just a little bit of a book? I'm burning! This thing~ There are a lot of them in my division! So~So it's also good to use it to start a fire~ too! ”
When I think that this is no different from burning money, I feel a little distressed, but losing people doesn't lose the battle! I can't let these little girls look down on me, so I had to endure the distress and say such a thing, after speaking, I also directly drove out the pouting mouth, Xiao Lizhi with a dissatisfied expression, and glared at the mandarin duck, and let her continue to chop wood, I turned my head, while feeling distressed, while continuing to tear up!
"Alas! I knew that this thing was very valuable, why should I take it out and use some gasoline to start a fire? But ~ these people too, why do you have to tell me that this thing is valuable! Forget it, I don't want to think about it, the more I think about it, the more distressed I feel! This is burning money! ”
After the mandarin duck on the side turned around again and started chopping firewood by me, she quickly finished the pile of wooden furniture at a very fast speed. She directly turned into the appearance of a tornado again, and directly swept all the furniture into it, but after a 'crackling' sound came from inside the tornado, all the furniture turned into broken wooden strips, and then was piled aside! This guy looks like a wind, and he looks really easy to use and convenient! You can fight and chop wood! Convenient!
After getting the firewood, I didn't bother to tear the book, but after picking up all the firewood and piling it under the supporting bathtub, I used paper balls to raise the fire.
Although it was a bit of a struggle to make a fire with paper and firewood, I was able to complete the task well, and then I saw that the water in the bathtub was heating up from the fire below, and now it was slowly starting to heat up!
After the mandarin duck on the side looked at my actions, he suddenly laughed and said, "Haha! You~ Are you going to cook people? Or say~ hahaha! I'm laughing to death! Are you going to make human broth? Or are you preparing an iron pot to stew yourself? "Huh! No, this one is~ Forget it! Just read it and you'll find out! "I said helplessly, I wanted to explain it to this guy, but after I found out that this guy said a stalk of 'stewed himself in an iron pot', I suddenly didn't want to explain! I can't figure out now whether this mandarin duck is schizophrenic or not, if so! Why should I explain it to a madman? If not~ Forget it! Or is it easier to be just a schizophrenic lunatic after all......
After I had prepared all the hot water, including all kinds of toiletries, I left the vents in the tent. After all, this is inside the tent, and it is directly used firewood as fuel to boil water, although it is not as easy to cause carbon monoxide poisoning as using charcoal, but the direct burning of firewood makes the tent directly become smoky and burning, and the black smoke still rises a lot, if you don't open the tent curtain to breathe, it will choke the people inside!
Besides, I'm the only big man left here anyway! They're all girls, taking a shower or something, just need to stay out of my sight! Don't worry about running out or anything! That's what I thought anyway......
When everything is ready, I will let all the maids go to the shower together! Although these maids were already exhausted from the long stay in the small space of the cash truck, after I prepared this, they were still obedient and went into the tent to wash!
I think this is probably the habit we have developed along the way, washing in the inside of the RV every day! Plus, they really smell like they are now!
The two of them, Mandarin Duck and Nie Xiaoqian, also joined in and went to wash together, in fact, I also had the idea of following up, but I thought about it, I don't have a problem, why should I be together! How nice it would be to go back inside the mall and soak in the hot water there! Although there is not a dedicated bathhouse there, there is a lot of hot water in it!
"Alas! Let's all go wash up! I~ It's better to work hard, give them a space to rest! I said helplessly.
Now that they have entered the warehouse, then I don't have to worry about not having a rest space, there is an old RV 'Xuanjia Iron Award' here!
Although this RV is not as comfortable as the newly renovated RV, at least there is enough space here, and I have long been used to it! If these maids are allowed to return to this car, they should be able to rest for a good night, which can be used to recover their recent fatigue!
"Hmmm! You don't need to clean up here, just put the bed, mattress, pillow, quilt or something, all of them with new ones! I said as I began to clean up.
In the past, because these maids of mine liked it very much, they relied on finding a bed to have a 'snack party'! That's why we often make this bed dirty and oily, so we often change the sheets or something. In this way, I have already practiced the speed of changing bedding quickly!
"Whew~ The bed that I'm used to living in is comfortable!" When I was looking at my masterpiece and being happy, I was wet all over my body, but I used a lot of yellow sand to form a small tornado to cover my whole body, and the Mandarin Duck girl directly teleported to me, and then~ I made a mess of the bed I had just made......
"You~ You're deliberately making trouble!"
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