Chapter 101: Fart to the Sixth Order
The fake corpse was in front of Akai Kikako, the cut face, the clothes on the body, and the clothes on her body were also changed into the clothes worn by Xiaocui in the old days in front of her.
This is all made by my grandmother, and I don't know what kind of habit this is.
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At this time, Hu Xiu was about to let her go, and he had already marked the place where the one million taels of gold was buried, and he didn't know if it was true.
There is also their so-called Heavenly Empire Royal Cultivation Method, which is a booklet, neither thick nor thin, anyway, it is much more reliable than his three-page sword technique.
I opened it and took a look, there is a mental method, there is a process of how to carry qi and blood, and I looked at the back, this exercise is the same as other normal exercises, and the final practice of qi is still based on the dantian, and there should be no fake.
Hu Xiu is not going to practice, he already has a delicate heart method, this is the ultimate exercise, and there is no need to practice other exercises at the end of the day.
In history, there are several exercises practiced together, and there are not a few people who explode and die. As for Hu Xiulian's "Eighteen Horizontal Exercises of Iron Cloth Shirts", it is a horizontal practice of kung fu, which can be fundamentally different from other exercises.
"Here's broken silver, not much, enough for you to use for a while." Hu Xiu took out a small bag from the placket of his clothes, and shook it to make a crisp sound.
"Three pieces of gold, each of which is ten taels, don't be deceived, this can be exchanged for at least a hundred taels of silver."
Hu Xiu said that he was excited, these gold were not given away for nothing, and the title of his fortune boy could not be called any longer, she gave us a million taels of gold, how do we say it, we have to say it?
But this million can be far away from this, in the Fujian realm of Hu country, and it is also the most edge of Hu country, the "treasure map" she gave is a real painting, but I don't know if it's true or not, if it's fake, I will admit it, and her life is very bitter.
"By the way, there is also a road guide, this is a real road guide, but it is not a fake road guide, it is not a fake road. Don't lose it, it's not a trivial matter to lose the guide in Hu. ”
Hu Xiu suddenly remembered something, and took out a booklet from his arms, this is to go down and find someone to get it, as for who it is, it's very simple, no way, who made Zhang Zhixian our brother.
Then the pamphlet was handed over along with gold and silver.
"Your human skin 1 mask, but you have to wear it all the time, it's best to pinch yourself into a big and three thick face, not too good-looking, attract attention.
Actually, now that I think about it, it's not impossible for you to stay in Lotus County. Even if they find out that the body is fake, they will suspect that you have fled far away, and it is safest to stay here. Hu Xiu thought about it and said matter-of-factly
Akai Kikako's hand that had just stretched out paused, and when she was about to catch it, she probed back and forth a few times, and then retracted her hand.
"What's wrong? Do you think you don't have enough money? In Hu Xiu's opinion, it seems that these dozens of taels of gold, he really can't look at them.
On the way, he brought not much gold, only a thousand taels of gold. It's not on the road, casually suppress two bandits, this casual crackdown, tens of thousands of taels of real money and silver will be in hand.
Hey~ These mountain bandits are really rich, since then, Hu Xiu has become less and less interested in money, and the things that are too easy to get are less and less cherished.
In the future, if you run out of money on the road, you can find a mountain bandit nest at will, and you don't have to kill them all, just go straight to the nest and take all the small money.
This mountain bandit can't be killed, and this world where force is supreme is too easy to breed these.
"That's enough, but I'm not going to go."
"Oh? Have you thought about it? Just stay in Lotus County? Hu Xiu thought that if she really wanted to stay in Lotus County, when she left, she could also ask Zhang Zhixian to help take care of it.
"No, I want to stay with you."
"No, no, no~" Hu Xiu suddenly panicked, didn't he say that he would leave, why didn't he leave all of a sudden, he had already thought of the rhetoric of never seeing each other, why did he come out again?
"Uh..." Akai Kikako didn't expect Hu Xiu to refuse so decisively, and people were stupid for a second.
"I mean, you see so many women around me, it's not a good fit for you to stay, right?"
"My father has more than 100 wives, and every few days, or ten days, he goes out to steal. Men and women are a symbol of status.
I think you are more powerful than my father, and the territory you will have in the future will be more than ten times larger than that of the Celestial Empire, and there are still too few women around you, and you should be ten times larger than him. Akai Kikako said disapprerovingly.
Hu Xiu was speechless, more than a hundred wives? It's true, the drought dies, the flood dies.
"If you want to stay, you stay." Hu Xiu carefully stuffed the gold and silver into his arms, which really saved trouble, and he didn't have to give any money, leaving him with a large amount of output.
Gold*30 taels.
Akai Kikako saw Hu Xiu go back without turning his head, picked up the armor on the ground, and followed cautiously.
I didn't notice it at all, and not far behind, a black shadow flashed by......
According to the memory, I returned to my room, opened the door, and looked back, and Kikako Akai was behind.
"Go, go, put on your human skin1 mask, and go back to sleep."
"But I'm a girl, how can I sleep with them?"
Akai Kikako said aggrievedly.
"And what do you want?" Hu Xiu remembered that she seemed to be a woman.
"Sleeping together?"
"Nope." Hu Xiu decisively refused, but after looking at her lonely look, if Hu Xiu didn't let her come in to sleep, she really wouldn't have a place to sleep.
"Okay, come in, you sleep on the bed, I sleep on the ground."
Fucking day, I slept on the floor last night, and I'm going to sleep on the floor tonight, can't I get along with sleeping on the floor? I'll have to find a place for her to sleep tomorrow.
Hu Xiu didn't take a bath, he was dressed and holding a sword, he found a set of bedding from the cabinet, and he was facing Akai Kikako and closed his eyes.
He was really afraid that she would sneak up on him at night, otherwise Hu Xiu would not have seen her, and he also brought the Qingluan Sword, even in the face of the weakest enemy, he had to be vigilant at all times.
Tonight, if there is a slightest mistake with her, Hu Xiu will not hesitate to hack her to death.
This is the last thing Hu Xiu thought about before he fell asleep, and then the world quieted down, tonight, it seemed that he slept very comfortably, and he also put a fart in his dream, which felt very comfortable.
The next day, Hu Xiu woke up, opened his eyes and looked around, huh? The room was a mess as if it had been blown up by a grenade.
I wanted to stand up, but I found that I had a big meat leg on my body at some point. Turning her head, Kikako Akai was in front of her face.
He was almost frightened and pulled out the Qingluan Sword, but who blew up this room? Hu Xiu pinched her thighs, the feel was wrong, some flesh whirred, not at all like the feel of the fake corpse he had encountered before.
Sure enough, real people and dummies are completely different.
Maybe Hu Xiu's strength was used a little more, and he woke up the person, looking at each other, Akai Jikako didn't have a trace of shyness, and leaned on Hu Xiu again, leading Hu Xiu to almost draw his sword again.
"Are you responsible for the mess in the house?" There was only Hu Xiu and her in the house, and there was no third person.
"It seems that you got it, and I was also scared to wake up, so I got out of bed and looked, and when I saw that you were asleep, I hugged the quilt and fell asleep together."
"You fart, I don't remember that I have sleepwalking, ~fart?" Hu Xiu suddenly remembered that he had released a shocking fart in his dream last night, and the big one was really shocking and crying ghosts and gods, wouldn't it be in reality.
However, this is too powerful, and farting is like throwing a grenade and blowing it up.
"Tell me more about what I did yesterday."
Hu Xiu was a little nervous, he wouldn't be so powerful when he farted in the future.
"Yesterday you fell asleep, and I slept too, and then it seemed like in the middle of the night. I don't know why there was a wave of air around you, and I was woken up.
Later, when the waves stopped, I came down to take a look, afraid that something would happen to you, and then I slept next to you with the quilt. ”
Air waves? Hu Xiu frowned, looked inwardly at his body, and the dantian was still like that, covered by the strength of "Eighteen Horizontal Exercises of Iron Cloth Shirt".
I don't know when there is a trace of qi in the heart, uh, the internal qi is not unique to sixth-order martial artists, so at this moment, he is considered a sixth-order?
Hu Xiu scratched his head, inexplicably, is this true to the sixth order, or is it a fake sixth order, the protagonist in the novel has worked hard, and he finally broke through the level after going through hardships, is it a lot easier for him to come here, and the breakthrough is because he farted in a dream?
Hu Xiu felt unreliable no matter how he thought about it, so he quickly stood up, picked up Akai Kikako and the quilt, threw it at the door, and warned her not to move for a quarter of an hour.
It's time to box, take off your clothes, apply the mud, finish the punch, get dressed, open the door and bring the person in, a set of 1 actions is like flowing water, coherent to the extreme.
Akai Kikako was half-dressed, and she didn't show what she shouldn't have shown, and Hu Xiu sat aside and watched, and there was nothing to be embarrassed about.
"Mask of human skin 1 to put on." Hu Xiu said, "Pinch your face and continue to pinch it into a man, you are short, I will ask the villain for a set of clothes for a boy later." ”
"Don't look particularly good, don't be ugly, be cute with big eyes, understand, I'll help you get your clothes."
Hu Xiu turned around and walked out of the house, found the attendants in the house, asked for clothes, and hurried back to his house.
When I got into it, I saw a strange boy with a different appearance, and her pair of eyes occupied a quarter of the whole face.
He was so frightened that he almost fainted.
"I'm talking about big eyes, they're not that big!"
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ps: Kill people, cut people and write too much, and it's easy to get tired of reading too much, write something else.
The ancients did not have ID cards, but they had a guide, which simply refers to the proof of leaving the homeland, similar to the current official letter of introduction. If a person is 100 miles away from his or her place of residence, he or she must be issued by the local government department with an official document such as a letter of introduction or a pass, that is, a "road guide".
And then there's the eye, which takes up a quarter of the face. Don't tell me, any of you have a quarter of your face, and if you do, you have some kind of disease, or you should be treated as aliens.