24. On March 29, the night banquet of the wealthy family.
Although the county lord is a county lord and not a princess, in fact, the pomp is not bad at all, and it is not much higher than the one on the north and west slopes.
This time, the talented people who went to the appointment were all elite young people of the entire Great Song Dynasty, in other words, they thought that the hope of the Great Song Dynasty, these people were proficient in poetry and songs, blowing, playing and singing, although the party had not officially started, but they had begun to show their powers.
What is a, what is a painting, what is a poem, what is borrowed, in short, it is to do its best to show the most beautiful side of himself to the county lord like a peacock opening the screen.
"These people, they think that the peacock is beautiful when the screen is opened, but in fact, the peacock has its eyes exposed after the screen is opened." Song Beiyun hid behind the crowd, eating while playing beast chess with Zuo Rou: "Believe it or not, just these people, when the country is really broken one day, Dingtian will die to martyr the country." ”
"They have all died and died for their country, what else do you expect?" Zuo Rou held the chess pieces in his hand: "If there is really such a day, I don't know what to do, I think I will also die for the country." ”
"Father, I'll take care of you." Song Beiyun said without thinking: "It depends on whether your name is sweet or not." ”
Zuo Rou glanced at him: "I know all day long that I am talking nonsense, as if you can save me, and when the time comes, don't ask me to find a way out for you in the end." ”
Song Beiyun didn't speak, but if it was really that day, maybe he wouldn't be able to save the world, but it would be easy to save one or two Zuo Rou.
"Hehe, don't speak, just know that you know nonsense all day long." Zuo Rou gently put down the chess pieces in her hand: "I won again." Give money! ”
Song Beiyun threw a few eldest sons in front of Zuo Rou like a flower child, and she wiped it on the table without caring at all, and put the copper plate into her purse.
"Hey, I can tell you, it looks like there's a prize today." Zuo Rou whispered to Song Beiyun: "It is said that those who make wonderful words today can get a secret treasure in the palace." ”
"How much is it worth?"
"Eight hundred times, I'm afraid the official family won't give the county lord too valuable things, just give some gadgets to fool her." Zuo Rou raised her fingers: "But after all, today's prize is more than 10,000 yuan, a lot of money." ”
"Take it!" Song Beiyun's eyes narrowed: "No matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat." ”
Zuo Rou sneered: "Just rely on your three-legged cat's kung fu?" A shabby scholar who hasn't read a book? You can open your eyes and see clearly, the people who came here today are all great talents in Jinling City, and there are two Hanlin, don't embarrass me for your three-legged cat's ability. ”
After speaking, Zuo Rou stretched out her hand in front of Song Beiyun: "Come, apply nail polish to me." ”
"Get out." Song Beiyun frowned and said, "This is what I brought to Ah Qiao." ”
"Do you want to give it!?"
"Don't give it!"
Just when the two of them were playing like monkeys catching lice for each other, the county lord came back here again, she changed her clothes, and looked full of fairy spirit, just like the fairy Chang'e who came from the fairy palace, she came to the front in this way, followed by many maids, and began to put fruit plates, preserved meat, and sweet osmanthus wine in front of the table of all the talented people.
Song Beiyun looked at the county lord and then at Zuo Rou, who was like a monkey beside him, and sighed with emotion: "You said that you are also the daughter of a national family, how can you live like this." ”
"What does it have to do with you, I'm willing." Zuo Rou put her leg on Song Beiyun's leg: "Come, give Ye a beating leg." ”
Song Beiyun took off the hairpin from her head, and slammed it according to her Fengshi acupoint, this time Zuo Rou was like an electric shock, her whole leg twitched, the pain is not pain, the sour is not sore, the swelling is not swelling, it is uncomfortable and a little comfortable, but it is uncomfortable but uncomfortable.
"Ah...... Ahhhhh......h
"If you give me any more big or small, I'll let you see what the power of an internal medicine doctor is."
Song Beiyun then used a hairpin to slap her other acupuncture points, and the feeling of wanting to die quickly disappeared, but Zuo Rou had no strength, as if she had just cramped, and her whole body was sore.
"I'm going to die...... I'm going to die," she lay on the table and rubbed her legs: "I had stars in my eyes just now." ”
"You don't know what kind of death you looked like just now, if you weren't worried that others would find out, I would have given you a whole bit of tiger and wolf words."
Inserting the hairpin back, Song Beiyun opened a lychee and was about to put it in her mouth, but she was eaten by Zuo Rou, and she squinted at Song Beiyun while eating.
"Saliva is rubbing on my hands!" Song Beiyun put his finger on her clothes and wiped it: "Disgusting or not disgusting." ”
And at this moment, there was a sudden commotion in front of him, and then a rather stylish young man walked in, he looked eighteen or nineteen years old, he was wearing a moon-white ancient satin brocade robe, with an ochre pattern brocade belt tied around his waist, and a white jade pendant hanging, medium in stature but tall and tall, long is also considered Zhouzheng, but the skin is slightly whiter, but this kind of white-skinned and thin-waisted man is in line with the general aesthetics of people in this era.
"The son of the Wang family is good."
"Don't come unharmed."
Those talented people began to greet him one after another, and he also smiled one by one, quite generous.
"Lord Ruibao, I feel honored to be invited by you today." He walked in front of the county lord, Shi Shiran saluted, and then beckoned the scholar behind him to take a brocade box: "This is a good inkstone, I have collected it for a long time, and I have never used it, and I feel that it is not worthy of it. ”
"Look at it! Look at the people! Zuo Rou held Song Beiyun's ear: "Look at how people can talk, and then look at you dog!" ”
"You give it to me, or I'll untie your trousers."
"Try it! Hand fold for you. ”
Although the mouth is hard, Zuo Rou is still very worried that this dog thing will really untie her trouser belt, so she still honestly let go of her hand.
Song Beiyun rubbed his ears: "If you like it, you will get married, anyway, the two of you have a marriage contract, the name is right, the Ming media is marrying, after getting married, listen to him say witty words all day long, respect each other like a guest, raise eyebrows, he points to the country, you add fragrance to your red sleeves, one heart and one heart, and fly with wings." ”
Zuo Rou was laughed at by this guy: "Where did you come from this set of mud legs?" ”
"Whatever."
Song Beiyun peeled a lychee again, but he was quick to press Zuo Rou's head: "Hehe! The same move cannot work twice against Saint Seiya. ”
"Humph!"
However, Song Beiyun didn't bother to bother with her, so he stuffed the lychee into Zuo Rou's mouth, and then pointed to the prince of the Wang family in front of him: "I think he is really good, he is polite in advance and retreat, and his family background is fine, why don't you agree?" ”
"Can you take care of it?"
"You can't die well if you learn from Lao Tzu to speak." Song Beiyun pouted: "You learn again!" ”
"Bounce."
At this time, the county lord in front of her also spoke, she was much more restrained here than when she was in Luzhou, and a mouth was the tone of a host, saying that everyone should gather together today without being restrained.
But as she spoke, she suddenly changed her words: "A few days ago, when I was in Luzhou, there was a bastard who wrote a half-word word, which bothered me very much, and I hope that you talents can guide me through the maze." ”
As she spoke, she asked the maid to show the poem in front of everyone, and everyone immediately began to whisper, and when they discussed with each other, the county lord looked at the prince of the Wang family: "Prince Wang, I have heard that you are the eldest grandson of the Emperor Wen, and you are talented, so you will comment on this word today." ”
"Don't dare to be a ...... But since the county lord asked me to take a look, then I'll take a look. ”
The prince of the Wang family stepped forward, stood in front of the half-word and stopped, and looked at it for a long time, but there was no movement.
Not only him, but almost all the people in the room seemed to be choked, they could see the word card, but they couldn't make such words anyway.
"Sour." Zuo Rou took a sip: "Thinking about this all day long, it's better to earn more silver." ”
Song Beiyun glanced at her and was silent.
"Hey, didn't you go last time, who wrote it? I've never seen Ruibao pay such attention to anyone's poetry. Zuo Rou turned his head sideways and looked at Song Beiyun: "Is that person tall?" Is it good-looking? ”
"It's not only tall, but it's also very beautiful." Song Beiyun took out a piece of Hu cake mixed with tea and ate it, and said vaguely while eating: "At first glance, it is the kind of embryo that the gods descend to earth, and it is out of reach of idlers." ”
Zuo Rou made a disgusting expression, and said disdainfully: "These sour and smelly literati who are inch-long are still descending to the heavens, it really stinks bad, and I am also a little hungry, give me some to eat." ”
"You really want everything!" Song Beiyun gritted his teeth: "Whatever people eat is good, right?" ”
"Yes!"
Zuo Rou snatched the cake from Song Beiyun's mouth, turned sideways and began to eat, and when the food was a little dry, she snatched Song Beiyun's cup and took a big sip of hot tea.
And at this moment, the prince in front turned around and bowed to the county lord, and then said lightly: "It's ugly." ”
After speaking, he picked up the pen and began to fill in the lower half of the que, his posture blocked the words he wrote, no one else could see it, but only the county lord could see it, and I saw that the county lord's eyes slowly lit up and quickly dimmed......
After Wang Gongzi finished writing, he staggered his body and let the others look at it, and the room was full of applause, and he almost failed to praise him to the sky.
But only the county lord stood there and didn't smile, her fist was clenched tightly, and she couldn't wait to go up with a punch, but after all, this was the queen's mother, that is, her sister-in-law's younger brother, it was not good to have a seizure, and if she wanted to be someone else, she would have ordered someone to drive this smug bastard out of the door.
Look at what the hell he's writing about? Others don't dare to say that even their lazy dad wrote better than him after drinking too much yesterday, although it is slightly inferior to the upper half of the que, but in the end it is a person who has been on the battlefield, and the heroic spirit is also bright and moving.
But today, this prince is just like a stinky fish and rotten shrimp, and he is a pretentious skin, and this broken skin is still complacent.
"Eh, look." Zuo Rou kicked Song Beiyun with half a piece of cake in her mouth: "Look at Ruibao's face." ”
"Huh?" Song Beiyun raised his head and took a look: "It looks like it's going to explode." ”
"It must be that Wang Gongzi doesn't write well, my sister, since she was a child, she has been the kind of person who can't rub sand in her eyes, she can endure it until now, but she has really grown up."
"Well, it's grown up......" Song Beiyun smiled at the corner of his mouth: "It's so big!" ”