In a small alley a mile west of the Kou family's tooth shop, I saw a few gorgeously dressed boys squatting inside.

"Is it really that powerful?"

"I lied to you, but he just looked at it twice, and he knew that Qiao Qiao was not a virgin. If you don't believe it, ask Ji Sheng, he saw it with his own eyes. ”

"Really, really, before the inspection, the son-in-law of the Kou family claimed to be the first person to examine this virgin body, and then he saw it at a glance, and threatened that if he lost his eyes, he would immediately enter the palace."

"In this way, it's really true, I can't imagine that the son-in-law of the Kou family has such a means."

"I can't think of it, if it weren't for the fact that I was entrusted by Brother Rong today, I would have to worship him as a teacher, if I learned such skills, I would be full of spring in the future... Ha ha.... ”

.....．

Xu Jirong looked at the few of them, and muttered in his heart, let you help tease Guo Dan, but you want to apprentice, it really makes sense. He arched his hand casually and said, "Thank you for your help today." ”

The fat man immediately said: "Thank you don't need to, it's just that when you Three Musketeers hold an art exhibition, Brother Rong don't forget your brothers." ”

"Got it! Got it! ”

Xu Jirong pursed his lips and waved his hand again: "I'll go first." ”

Out of the alley, Xu Jirong scratched his cheeks in annoyance and said, "This can't be light, I'm really angry." ”

Xu Chun whispered: "Young master, I think that Guo Gongzi is very capable, let's forget it." ”

Xu Jirong said unhappily: "He is good, is it true that this master can't do it?" ”

"Young master, forgive the sin, the villain never meant that." Xu Chun was frightened and said in fear.

"Alright, alright."

Xu Jirong waved his hand and said, "Let's go, go to Yaxing." ”

Xu Chun asked flatteringly, "Is the young master planning to go out in person this time?" ”

"Of course not."

Xu Jirong said with a smile: "I also want to learn how to test that virgin body." ”

.....．

Broker.

Sure enough, it was that idiot who was messing around, so I said how I encountered some strange things on the first day at work. Guo Dan cursed secretly in his heart, took out another ingot of broken silver and threw it to the apprentice named Chenchen in front of him, and said, "It's okay, you go out to do things." ”

"Thank you uncle for the reward, thank you uncle for the reward."

Chenchen was ecstatic with the broken silver, and after thanking him again and again, he went out.

Guo Dan smiled coldly, and said to himself: "Okay, you Xu Jirong, Lao Tzu is in a bad mood, you still came to make trouble for me, if you dare to come again, ......." ”

Before he finished speaking, he heard a knock at the door.

Guo Dan said: "Come in." ”

I saw Chenchen, who had just gone out, walk in again and said, "Uncle, there is a Taoist aunt looking for you." ”

"Aunt Dao?"

Guo Dan was slightly stunned and said, "Are you sure you're looking for me?" ”

"Yes."

Where do I know any Dao Gu, it seems that Xu Jirong's eight lambs were sent to trick me, and it's really endless. Guo Dan was angry and said, "Bring her in." ”

"Yes."

After a while, I saw a woman in a white Taoist robe enter the door, and when she saw Guo Dan, she was stunned, her lips opened slightly, and she muttered in a low voice: "Why is it ......." ”

Wow! This idiot really paid for me.

When Guo Dan saw this aunt, his eyes immediately lit up.

I saw that this Dao Gu looked about twenty-eight or nine, her skin was like snow, her hair was in a high bun, her eyes were like stars, her beautiful jade neck, her demeanor was graceful, and she was glamorous.

Nima, which Qinglou is this, Lao Tzu has to go shopping today. Guo Dan hurriedly got up, waved at Chenchen and said, "You go out first, oh, close the door by the way." ”

"Yes."

Chenchen Mari retreated.

"Hey!"

That Dao Gu seemed to have just reacted, and as soon as she spoke, the door had been closed, she turned her head again, looked at Guo Dan suspiciously, and asked, "May I ask you are the host of this tooth shop?" ”

She should be setting a goal so as not to make the wrong person. Guo Dan nodded and said, "That's right, I am Guo Dan, the son-in-law of the Kou family." ”

"I see." The Dao Gu muttered, and then bowed, and said, "Rude, rude." ”

"Where, where."

Guo Dan arched his hand and said, "Dao Chief, please take a seat." ”

The Dao Gu hesitated a little, bowed again, thanked him, and sat opposite Guo Dan.

Tsk, this young woman is really more and more beautiful the more she looks at it, she is three points more beautiful than my wife, and I don't know where the fool came from, so I will have to ask him later. Guo Dan looked at this aunt unscrupulously.

That Dao Gu naturally noticed Guo Dan's burning eyes, frowned slightly, and coughed lightly.

Guo Dan was slightly stunned, and asked with a smile: "I don't know what this Taoist chief came to me to test?" ”

"Huh? What to test? ”

That Dao Gu looked a little embarrassed.

It seemed that she was still doing this kind of thing for the first time, and she was still a little timid, so nervous that she forgot the idiot's orders. Guo Dan's eyes suddenly moved down, and his heart was slightly shocked, wow! Can such a wide robe be worn so bulgingly? It's stuffed with steamed buns. Suddenly, his eyes rolled, since you forgot the task of coming here, then I will help you, by the way, let that fool know what it is to send sheep into the mouth of the tiger, and really think that Lao Tzu is a vegetarian. Hehe said: "The Taoist chief won't be here for a chest examination, right?" I'm pretty good at that. ”

Today's ladies naturally won't help Xu Jirong do this kind of thing, needless to say, this aunt must be pretended to be a Qinglou girl, so Guo Dan doesn't have too many worries, she can flirt as much as she wants, the key is that this woman is really worth teasing.

The Dao Gu frowned slightly when she heard this, and she actually had a feeling of not being angry and arrogant, and asked, "What do you mean by this?" ”

Guo Dan pointed his hand to his chest, and said, "Is there anyone who suspects that you are fake, so they let you come to me to test ......." ”

"Presumptuous." That Dao Gu stood up suddenly, her face was full of anger, and she shouted: "I can't imagine that at the foot of this Son of Heaven, there is such a despicable and shameless scoundrel as you, this is really my shame." ”

Guo Dan was stunned by this Daogu for a while, and at this moment he rose to the national level, and said in his heart, am I mistaken? No, where do I know any Dao Gu, and there is no such woman in my previous memory! Is this part of their plan? Well, it must be. He immediately sneered and said, "You are a courtesan in the Qinglou, who are you scaring anyone?" ”

"Qinglou courtesan?"

Dao Gu was slightly stunned.

Guo smiled lightly: "Don't pretend, how can you do such a thing, but seriously, I'm quite interested in you, why don't we open the skylight and say something, which Qinglou are you, I'll go to your field then." ”

"You ......"

Dao Gu's beautiful eyes burst out with two fires, her body trembled, and between the ups and downs, the loose Dao robe turned into a tights, and after a while, she gritted her teeth and said: "I have never seen such a shameless and obscene person as you." ”

Guo Dan was a little annoyed by her scolding, "Hey, you courtesan really doesn't know ......." ”

At this moment, an arrogant voice suddenly sounded outside the door, "Faint! Faint! ”

"Rong'er."

That Daogu said suddenly.

"Rong'er?"

Guo Dan was stunned for a moment, this title seemed to be a little wrong, could it be that they usually take the plot route.

I saw Xu Jirong kick open the door, and walked in, "Faint you... Aunt? ”

When Xu Jirong saw that aunt, he suddenly exclaimed.

"Auntie?"

Guo Dan's eyes bulged, and he said in a trembling voice: "Little uncle, what do you call her?" ”

As if he hadn't heard, Xu Jirong immediately came to the aunt and said excitedly: "Auntie, when did you return to Beijing?" ”

These two goods shouldn't be the kind of perverts who like aunts and nephews, right? Don't... Could it be that this aunt is really his aunt? Guo Dan only felt dizzy in his brain, this joke was really big.

That Dao Gu frowned, pointed at Guo Dan and said, "Do you know him?" ”

Xu Jirong said: "It's the brother I just recognized." ”

"I can't imagine that a few years have passed, and you still haven't grown at all, and it's really disappointing for me to make friends with such a scoundrel."

The Dao Gu shook off her sleeve robe and left angrily.

"Auntie! Aunt! ”

Xu Jirong hurriedly chased after him.

Guo Dan also reacted, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, beauty, oh no, auntie, it's not ..... right." Before he could sort out the relationship, the Dao Gu had already gone out of the door.

"Auntie? That is, she... She's Xing'anbo's biological daughter, oh my God, I'm done playing this time, and I'll say I can't preside over Yaxing. ”

Guo Dan, who finally sorted out the relationship, couldn't help but collapse on the chair.

In this feudal hierarchical society, he is a little tooth merchant who molests the daughter of an earl like this, this is really lighting a lamp in the toilet, looking for death!

After half a loud sound, he woke up suddenly, no, it's not my Guo Dan's style to sit still, I have to go back immediately to pack my luggage, and then run away to go overseas.

He hurriedly stood up, but then he thought, if I run away, what will happen to my father-in-law and his wife? Since he couldn't run, he could only take the initiative to go to the door to explain to his uncle.

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