Chapter 74: Friday can be a turtle grandson
Zhou - incompetent!
Chen Lingxiao deliberately pronounced "Friday Neng" as "Zhou Wu Neng", and separated the surname and first name, emphasizing the last two words.
When many onlookers heard this, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud, after all, he could be the superintendent of Taixue on Friday, and he had no good fruit to eat if he offended.
They all forced their smiles, their faces were red, and they endured it so hard.
Friday can be like being stepped on the little tail, he hates people talking about his name the most, and the blood is pouring up in his skull.
"Okay, you Chen Lingxiao, you don't have a teacher, you dare to humiliate the teacher in public, you ......" Friday Neng scolded.
There was a faint sarcastic smile on the corner of Chen Lingxiao's mouth, and he raised his hand to interrupt: "Supervisor Zhou stops, what are you doing so excited? Isn't your name Zhou Incompetent?"
"You...... You unlearned, you should slap your mouth, you should smash your mouth!" said Friday angrily.
Chen Lingxiao smiled:
"You don't have the right to hit me in the mouth, and your parents named you, isn't it just for people to call me?
If Superintendent Zhou thinks the name is not good, he can also change his name.
What should be changed to? Change it to 'Zhou Youneng', yes, it is called ability, we are not called inability!"
Poof!
When the onlookers heard this, some of them couldn't hold back anymore and laughed out loud.
Friday's face became even more ugly, but for a while, he couldn't find the words to refute it.
This name of mine is too ......
In front of everyone, Friday can or can't go up and hit each other directly like a shrew.
He had no choice but to glare at Chen Lingxiao viciously, as if he was going to eat him alive.
He secretly decided that after entering the school, he would clean up this Earl of Jiannan in class.
In class, if the other party can't answer the questions, or can't write the homework well, then don't blame him for being ruthless on Friday.
Moreover, the personal vendetta of this communiqué is so above board and righteous.
Friday can be sure that in class, the sword Nan Bo Shizi will become the fish on the chopping board, and he is the knife that cuts the fish meat.
Thinking of this, the anger in his heart disappeared a lot.
Chen Lingxiao didn't care at all, and continued:
"Superintendent Zhou, don't look at me like this, it's scary. In addition, I have to correct you one thing, it is really inappropriate for you to use 'no learning and no skills' on me!"
Well, here's your chance.
When Superintendent Zhou heard this, he sneered in his heart, look at how I humiliate you.
If you can't let a waste son who can't even pass the exam as a child, know what it means to not learn and have no skills, then it's really better to die headlong.
Friday can point to Jiannan Boshizi and say in a loud voice:
"Everyone, look at it, this Chen Lingxiao's words are really laughing at death!
He took the exam thirteen times in a row, but he couldn't pass the children's exam, and he actually said that he didn't 'don't learn and didn't have skills', hahaha, the superintendent's big teeth are about to laugh off?"
The Taixue students who were watching nodded their heads one after another, discussing endlessly, and most of them mocked Chen Lingxiao.
"Superintendent Zhou, I think the four words 'no learning and no skills' are more appropriate for you!" Chen Lingxiao said with a smile.
"What? I heard you right, did I?"
"This Jiannan Bo Shizi really dares to open his mouth, and he actually said that the dignified Jinshi Superintendent does not learn and has no skills!"
"But no, I couldn't even pass the Tongsheng exam, and I still said crazy things, it's really boring and shameless!"
“......”
Hearing the sound on Friday, he looked at Chen Lingxiao with a sneering face, and said:
"Oh, that's really a new thing, but you can tell me why this superintendent doesn't learn how to do it?"
He wanted to see how the son of Jiannan Boshi was honest and humiliated himself.
"I write dozens of words, and if you know more than six words, count me as losing!
I'll admit that I don't know how to learn, and I apologize to you!
If you can't recognize more than six.
Then you apologize to me and admit that you don't know how to learn, do you dare to bet?!"
Chen Lingxiao smiled evilly.
Friday Neng's mouth was slightly raised, and he snorted coldly: "Hmph, why don't you dare to bet."
But this superintendent wants to add a clause, if I win, I will defend the dignity of the teacher, break your hands and feet, and you will not be allowed to enter Taixue for half a step from now on. ”
Chen Lingxiao sneered in his heart, this week's incompetence is quite ruthless, and he still wants to interrupt my hands and feet.
He took over the conversation: "Since the adults of Xuezheng have added conditions, then I will also add more." If you lose, you will also kneel down to me and admit your mistakes, and you will see me retreat in the future!"
"Hmph, the superintendent promises you. You write, I'd like to see what an imbecile who can't even pass the children's exam can write to be difficult for the superintendent. "Friday can be cold.
Chen Lingxiao walked to the table, brought pen, ink, paper and inkstone, turned his back, snorted, and worked hard to write.
Soon, he wrote a word and handed it to Friday, grinning:
"Superintendent Zhou, okay, you can recognize a few words, read them out loud by the way, and let everyone listen to them!"
On Friday, I was able to grab a piece of paper and look up at it.
龘, 灥, 羴...... Week.
騳, 䄹, five, 薨, 懣......
∑, Bang, Gou, Neng ......
奀, yes, 凵......
Turtle ......
㡣, Sun, 砉......
When I saw the first word on Friday, my brow furrowed.
Is this also called a word?
He didn't recognize the first six words of the first line, only the last word.
But so what, there are dozens of words, and I can recognize at least half of them.
If you can do it on Friday, you can't believe it, you can't do it yourself.
On Friday, I could read it line by line, and when I came across a word I knew, I read it out loud:
"Zhou, Wu, Neng, Yes, Turtle, Sun!"
Bang Bang Bang!
Chen Lingxiao clapped his hands, clapped his hands, and laughed: "Hahaha, Superintendent Zhou is so powerful, he really only knows six words-he can be a turtle grandson on Friday!"
Hahaha!
Many onlookers couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha, it's so funny, I didn't want to laugh, I can't help it!"
"Hahaha, I can't help it!"
"Hahaha, this Jiannan Bo Shizi can really make a bad move!"
“......”
There were a very small number of extremely pedantic aristocratic children, who were stunned and didn't laugh, and they also pretended to be defenders and glared at Chen Lingxiao.
Be a hypocrite, not to mention how hard it is!
Whew!!
I regretted being able to pronounce those six words on Friday, panting constantly, his face turned red with pork liver, and a pair of big fat hands clenched together.
His lungs were about to be blown up!
was a dignified scholar and superintendent of Taixue, but he was actually played by a kid who was not even a child, and became a laughing stock, and his face was lost.
If you don't suppress Chen Lingxiao's arrogance today, you won't be able to mix up any face in Taixue.
Friday can think of a possibility, and said angrily:
"Chen Lingxiao, you fabricated fake words and insulted the superintendent, I will go to Xuezheng now and ask him to exempt you from the admission quota. Kick out Taixue!"
"Yo yo yo, you can't afford to lose, Superintendent Zhou!"
Chen Lingxiao grinned and said: "Those words are originally real, you don't know them, just say that I fabricated fake words, don't you think this is a bit too shameless?"
On Friday, he picked up the words, showed them to the students around him, and said coldly: "Everyone, apart from those six words, do any of you know the other words on it?"
"I don't know, I don't know any of the others except those six words!"
"I only know those six words!"
"Chen Lingxiao shouldn't really fabricate fake words, right?!"
"If that's the case, there's a good show to watch!"
Zhou Xuejian listened to everyone's words, and was even more convinced that Chen Lingxiao had fabricated a fake word, and gritted his teeth and said: "Self-proclaimed fool son, now, according to the gambling contract, you kneel down to this superintendent to admit your mistakes." ”
Then, he shouted again: "Come on, break the hands and feet of Jiannan Bo Shizi, and throw Taixue out!"
Immediately, two soldiers with big shoulders and round waists who maintained a continuous flow surrounded Chen Lingxiao.
"Wait!"
Chen Lingxiao said in a deep voice:
"Zhou Wuneng, you and the ordinary students don't know these words, it's because you haven't learned enough. These words are all written in ancient times, you can ask Taixue Xuezheng to recognize them, he will definitely recognize them!"
"Hmph! You still have the ancient writings? You dare to say that you know the ancient characters because you can't even pass the children's exam?"
Friday can snort coldly, and said to those soldiers: "What are you still doing in a daze, do it!"
The two soldiers nodded, ready to strike.
"Stop it!"
At this moment, an old, majestic voice suddenly sounded.