I have some egg pain, at this time I suddenly heard a car horn sound, I turned my head to look, Fan Hong poked out of the car, it was called a cheerful smile, I now know what the real smile is like, cheap, too cheap, Fan Hong did not get out of the car, in the car, and pretended to hold the mobile phone to me: "It's not good to buy pig's feet, buy some tea." ”

"You're so bored. You're wasting your phone bill. "I directly cut off the phone, put the phone in my pocket, and looked at Fan Hong,." You're here to make fun of me. ”

"Yes, it's rare to see you so depressed, I have to see it myself." Fan Hong said happily, "You think this is a small county town, you can step on people as much as you want, you can hit whoever you want in the face, you can hit whoever you want, this is a provincial city, if you hit someone, there will be a series of reactions, this is also called the butterfly effect, because many sons and brothers are in a group, you beat Cai Kun, if you want to gain a foothold in the provincial city in the future, it will be difficult, by the way, Ximen Er seems to be thinking about killing you, you have offended a lot of people, I think you can live to this special cow pen, I am not complimenting you." ”

I raised my head, forming a forty-five degree angle, and let the sadness flow backwards, this life is really colorful, I can only pretend to say; "I'll be a brother here, wait for me."

Fan Hong laughed, and then asked the driver to drive: "Chen San, slowly you will feel that you are sitting in the county seat and watching the sky, I will go first, if you are really desperate, go to me, I will help you point you out." ”

Fan Hong's car gradually came out of my sight, I gritted my teeth, and then spit out a bag of saliva directly; "Your uncle's."

Yes, I'd better go to the bus station first to buy a ticket back to the city, I was kicked out by Fan Hong last time, this time it's okay, I was scared away by the second-in-command in the province, why am I so sad?

When I was about to leave, the bastard Audinan actually called me, I deliberately didn't answer, just left, he called again, this time I answered, and the Audi man scolded over there; "Grass, you kid pretend to be me, I want to die."

I said with a smile; "Brother Audi, I'm a very individual person, you hung up on me just now, if I answer your phone, it's not too shameless, I'm also the boss of the county what I say, right."

"Fuck off." The Audi man said, "I know about you, I think you kid should not go to the provincial capital in the future, you have been kicked out again and again, you also have a face." ”

"Let's get down to business." I snorted.

Audi man said; "Cai Kun is a relative of the second-in-command of the province, this is true, but there are many kinds of relatives, so let's do it, I'll show you the way, what about you, buy some tea to give to the second-in-command's wife, she likes to drink tea very much, and she has a soft spot for Da Hong Pao."

"No problem."

"Yes, she also has a younger sister, forty-five years old, you haven't always been worried about other people's sisters, now your chance has come, go for it." The Audi man was there to encourage me. "If you get her sister, you will be a relative of the second-in-command, and you will have a smooth ride in the provincial capital in the future, and it is very appropriate to sell a little hue."

"Goodbye."

The Audi man is right, I don't want to be kicked out of the provincial capital now, which is too embarrassing, I have to get some big red robes and visit the second-in-command wife. Generally speaking, there are specialty stores for tea, but the big red robe is too expensive and precious, so it is not sold in ordinary stores. Especially those special red robes, which are the favorite tea of some bigwigs in the capital. The second-in-command wife must also know how to order tea, so I can only find Da Hong Pao. Where to find it at a time? I know a hat brother in the provincial capital. But Brother Hat's gone. Do you want me to go find a cow vegetarian? It's not good, it's too embarrassing.

Just when I was worrying about where to buy the big red robe, Brother Hat's Hummer came back again, and when it stopped, he said to me with a smile; "Three, haven't you left yet?"

"Grass, are you back to dry your hair?" I asked.

Brother Hat got out of the car with a somewhat motherly man, and then said to me; "This person is a famous dressing room, you can say that you can change your appearance, and in three hours, you can turn into a person."

I looked at Brother Hat and smiled, it turned out that this product was going to find someone to help me put on makeup, I said; "I just scolded you in my heart for being a sheeptail, I didn't expect you to go to the dressing room."

"Your uncle." Brother Hat scolded me. "I've opened a joint venture with you, and if I leave, my money won't be wasted."

"It turned out to be for the money,." I said, "I look down on you, but why should I go?" You use the big red robe there, I need a little. ”

"What do you want to do in the big red robe? I have a few grams there. Brother Hat said. I got this stuff back from a friend in Beijing, and I don't usually want to drink it. ”

"Great, it didn't take much effort to get here." I laughed and told Brother Hat what the Audi man had just said to me.

Brother Hat just sighed and said; "Audi's method is also bad enough, so that you can sacrifice your hue, you are now a little prince of the dark horse, yes, I will ask for the big red robe for you, and then I will take you to meet the second-in-command wife."

"Do you know where she is?" I asked curiously.

"You know, there happened to be an art exhibition today. Many celebrities and women were in attendance. Brother Hat said. You also know the wives of some big officials, there is really nothing to do, so pretend to be an upper-class person and taste the pictures. ”

I said with a smile; "Yes, I'll wait for you here."

Brother Hat and the powder room are gone again.

More than ten minutes later, Brother Mao drove again, and really brought the big red robe, I looked at the color of the tea, well, it was a big red robe, but it was not as good as Aunt Hong's. I now understand why Aunt Hong cares so much about the big red robe, this thing is not only precious, but also very rare, eat a little less, unlike something that can be grown casually.

Brother Mao drove quickly with me to a gallery in the provincial capital. After getting out of the car, Brother Hat turned back to me and said; "You're not going to just go in and give it to her, are you?"

"Surely not, now tempt temptation." I replied, if the second-in-command wife is easy to talk to, then it's okay, if it's cold and unpleasant, I'm going to stick a cold ass with a hot face.

Brother Hat said with a smile; "Actually, the one in your family, well, Aunt Hong, is very hanging, you don't have to give face to others like this."

I said; "Don't, Aunt Hong has already helped me a lot, if I trouble her with this matter, I'm a little too imbecile, but I'm determined to become a terrible man here."

Brother Hat laughed, and then led me into the gallery. Today's art exhibition in the gallery is the painting of a certain master in China, and many people in the provincial capital came, especially because the second-in-command wife came, the grade of this gallery was higher, so many officials' wives also came to hear the wind, and it was very lively for a while. After Brother Mao and I went in, I found that the wives of some officials really didn't know how to read, pretending to know a lot there, and dotted on a painting, which was obviously a landscape painting, but it was an abstract painting. I'm really his grandma. I thought Brother Hat didn't know how to paint, he was a big old man, who knew that this product was very inky, and any famous person could say it, and the reviews were in place.

I was impressed. Brother Hat pulled me and whispered; "That's the second-in-command wife Cai Qin."

I looked over and saw one of the women in the crowd standing out from the crowd and a little tall, and they were very flattering and awe-inspiring.

"Cai Qin?" I nodded, okay, I need to find a chance to walk over and talk.

Speaking is also an art, and I can't just go over and talk to people right now, and if I can't find the right point, that is, I will leave a bad impression on others.

After waiting for a few minutes, Brother Hat snapped his fingers and said; "Let's go, I'll take you there."

"Do you know Cai Qin?"

"Yes, but not familiar." Brother Mao said with a smile, "Let's wait for the hand, I'll break those women away, and you can talk to this Cai Qin." ”

"No problem."

"If Cai Qin likes you, you can also sacrifice it."

"Your sister."

"Not kidding you." Brother Hat is serious, "People are old women, but I like little fresh meat like you, right?" ”

I have a black face.

Brother Hat took me over. After those women saw Brother Hat coming, they also greeted one after another, Brother Hat deserved to be in business, he could speak well, and those women said something rare in the sky, and those women laughed and were so happy. As he spoke, he moved on to painting, and the women began to comment on it.

I saw that Brother Mao was taking those girls over there, so I quietly walked in front of Cai Qin and talked about the advantages and disadvantages of the previous painting.

This is the best way to open up a topic.

It's just that Cai Qin didn't seem to be interested at all, and she didn't look at me, as if I was air.

Am I not handsome?

Am I not dark enough?

can't be the Prince of Dark Horses.