Chapter 33: Squirting

"Cao Jun's dog kills talents, you are barking here, don't you know that your mother, sister, wife and children are all abused by Cao thieves in the back,

You are as small as a bean, as timid as a gaffin, and willing to be a slave of Cao thieves, it is really ridiculous, how dare you be the enemy of the big man! โ€

Deng Tong's voice was earth-shattering, and he could hear it clearly above the river.

He spit out all kinds of things in his chest, and suddenly felt refreshed,

Looking at Ding Li beside him, his legs were already weak with fright, and he looked at Deng Tong, who was born as a local tyrant, in disbelief.

"Is this a good scolding?" Deng Tong asked humbly.

Ding Li swallowed in fear and said:

"Excellent, excellent."

"Okay, then I'll continue to scold!"

Next, Deng Tong gave full play to his imagination and described the scene where Cao Cao sent people to humiliate the wives and daughters of his subordinates, while these sailors watched and laughed.

Deng Tong has a rough appearance, but he has read a few days of books,

Coupled with excellent eloquence, he really depicted the scene as if he had seen it himself, crying blood every word, and the pursuers behind him were all angry!

"Straight lady thief, dare to insult me!"

"The dog thief born to the maidservant mother, how dare you do this!"

"Kill, kill him!"

In this era, paper has not been widely promoted, there are not many readers, the art of language has not been circulated throughout the country, and most people scold people with those patterns.

For example, the insult is born by the mother, and the insult is a pig and dog, and the lethality has no effect on the cheeky water thief.

But Deng Tong is different.

As a general who had read for two days and often mingled with thieves, he knew very well how to cause a man's shame.

He pulled his throat and continued to describe the days when these Cao army sailors had no discipline and were willing to sacrifice their wives and daughters to the officials, so they begged to be soldiers and eat food.

Their sons are not biological, and even their parents are fake,

Among them, there are more dog thieves who kill their fathers and steal their mothers, which are really ethical zombies and extinct humanity.

In the Eastern Han Dynasty, which paid attention to filial piety, this was simply an undying blood feud.

The generals of the Cao army suddenly exploded, shouting that they must fight hard with Deng Tong!

But......

Their rowing skills are so stupid,

In desperation, the manned boat spun in place, and even collided with its companions, and for a while the people turned on their backs.

"Stop scolding, stop scolding!"

Some people had already begun to cry and cover their ears to hear any more.

Deng Tong looked at such a scene in amazement and couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha, hahahaha, I'm called you to chase, I'm called to chase,

Listen to me, wait ......."

Ding Li jumped up and covered Deng Tong's mouth, and said with tears in his eyes:

"Big brother, stop scolding, don't scold, we can't stand it anymore......"

Deng Tong: ......

Deng Tong scolded just now, and Cao Jun chased desperately with a surge of blood, but the distance was narrowed a lot.

But this is already the limit.

They chased fast, and when they saw Deng Tong stopping, they subconsciously drew their swords to fight, only to find that everyone was exhausted.

"Kill, kill these dog thieves who killed their father and stole their mother!"

Deng Tong roared and ordered a counterattack,

The small boats of the Han army rushed towards the Wei army by the flow of the river, several boats collided together, and a group of Wei soldiers suddenly turned on their backs!

"Ah......hh Help, help! โ€

The water was turbulent, and both the Han army and the Wei army had soldiers falling in the water, but the Han soldiers who were born as water bandits quickly stabilized their figures, hugged the boat and turned over.

Some of them didn't catch the boat for a while, but they also grabbed the Wei soldiers who fell into the water and pressed them into the turbulent river!

Deng Tong jumped onto the Wei army's boat, and the others were tall and big, and as soon as they jumped up, the boat shook so much that the boat almost capsized.

The sailors of the Wei army kept falling into the river, and their appearance was very miserable.

Deng Tong, on the other hand, stabilized his figure, waved the sapper shovel, and broke the head of the sailor who was still rowing with a shovel.

"Hahahaha, hahaha, dog thief, fight me, come, kill me!"

Those Wei army sailors just rowed all the way and chased after them, and they were already exhausted.

They reluctantly picked up their swords and fought with the Han soldiers who jumped up like ants, and suddenly the beaten people turned on their backs, and the blood flowed red in an instant.

Deng Tong casually slapped a few people to death, laughing like a ghost under the stimulation of blood,

The Wei soldiers who were shouting at him just now were so frightened that they couldn't help but be cut down and knocked down.

Soon, the river was covered with blood, and the Wei soldiers did not want to be captured, so they jumped into the river in despair and were swept away by the turbulent river.

Deng Tong ordered a fierce chase and drowned those soldiers who escaped one by one, and then stopped.

"Whew, I'm so tired."

After a night of hard fighting, when the last Wei soldier who escaped was also drowned, Deng Tong breathed a sigh of relief and gradually returned to his elegant and easy-going appearance.

"Ahem, it's all your fault, you have to call me to curse,

Only this once, not as an example, not as an example! โ€

Thinking of the foul language he had in his mouth before, Deng Tong, who had read the book, couldn't help but feel hot in his ears, and hurriedly threw the pot to Ding Li.

Ding Li fought fiercely all night, sat on the boat with a plop when he heard the words, looked at Deng Tong with an innocent face, and said with a wry smile:

"Big brother, I, I'm waiting to be a brother with a different surname, how about I take you as a brother?"

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Deng Tong did not return for a long time, Liu Chan was worried, and hurriedly sent someone to investigate.

It wasn't until he saw Deng Tong and the others returning with a full load that he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

In this battle, Deng Tong fought against Cao Jun with more than 50 people, and the Cao army was completely annihilated.

Seven people were captured, and more than 20 small boats of Cao Jun were all towed back.

Looking at the soldiers of the Cao Army who were like mourning and examining, Liu Chan was very happy in his heart.

"Haha, Pound's men, really don't practice water warfare,

Brother Deng, you did a good job! โ€

Fan You never expected this battle to be so easy, his side only lost three people in a fierce battle overnight, how did Deng Tong do it?

Could it be that he was born a celebrity?

He inquired that Deng Tong was born as a local tyrant, and there was no one in the family to be an official, so he never asked a famous person to take the word.

He had a heart and immediately said that he wanted to give Deng Tong a word,

Of course, Deng Tong was overjoyed and accepted Fan You's casual word "Changjin",

All the generals came to congratulate and expressed their admiration for Deng Tong's bravery.

Deng Tong has a very high emotional intelligence, saying that these are all the credit of Liu Chan-

Liu Chan's judgment of Cao Wei's level was correct and he dared to employ people, so he took the lead and boosted morale.

Deng Tong also casually recommended Ding Li, who made a lot of contributions, to Liu Chan.

Looking at Ding Li's constipated appearance, Liu Chan thought that he was a little dissatisfied with everyone only praising Deng Tong, and said kindly:

"Brother Ding is talented, Zen admires in his heart,

If you fight a strong enemy again, you still need Brother Ding's heart. โ€

Ding Li hurriedly said that he didn't dare to say it, and said with a wry smile:

"This time it is really Brother Changjin's combat strength, and the son knows how to make good use of people, so he won such a big victory.

Fighting again, I am willing to still be a pawn under Brother Changjin, capture the flag for the son, and make meritorious contributions. โ€

Zhuge Qiao saw Deng Tong's meritorious service, and admired Liu Chan even more.

Deng Tong has a rough appearance, if it weren't for Liu Chan, who would have found out that he was a fierce general in water warfare.

It can be seen that Liu Chan's people make good use of it, which can be called Bole.

"Childe regards me as a general, and obviously also has high hopes for me,

I can't lose to Deng Tongcai. โ€

Zhuge Qiao's heart was excited, and he said:

"This battle is a great victory, how about I ask the enemy's water village layout and immediately send troops to the east?"

Liu Chan couldn't wait for a long time, and when he saw that Zhuge Qiao finally exerted his subjective initiative, he was so moved that tears were about to flow out, and he quickly nodded and said:

"Okay, today I'll wait for the good students to rest, and fight Pound again at night!"