Chapter 274: I Won't Kill Pigs
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This look made Jiang Yu feel very uncomfortable, he didn't know how many times this person looked at him with such eyes when he didn't know Guo Lin before, hoping that he would be unlucky.
Some people are born with a dislike that others are better off than themselves. He turned his head and no longer looked at Guo Lin, but chose a sofa and sat down.
Qi Yue walked to Jiang Yu's side and asked, "Xiao Yu'er, what do you think of Guo Lin after the contact just now?" ”
"Extremely jealous and self-righteous." Jiang Yuxia's judgment is as fast and accurate as the diagnosis.
Qi Yue nodded approvingly: "Yes, originally with this person's ability, he could achieve great things, but he has no measure of tolerance at all, so it is difficult to become a big climate." ”
Now in this world, you say that you want to rely on yourself to succeed, in fact, it is already very difficult, to tell a story that has been told badly, a chopstick, you can break it soon, but a pair of chopsticks, it is not so easy, it makes sense that there are many people and great power, but this Guo Lin looks like he is proud of his high level, and it is estimated that it is difficult to cooperate with others.
"He had a holiday with Zhao Dahai?" Qi Yue also saw that this Zhao Dahai was planning to use this competition to knock on the mountain and shock the tiger.
Jiang Yu said with a smile: "It's just a matter of one mountain and two tigers, Guo Lin's arrival will definitely threaten Zhao Dahai's position, just right, we can take advantage of their relationship." ”
"That's right." Qi Yue said with a smile, "Xiao Yu'er, you have to let Zhao Dahai see your pig killing skills for a while!" ”
Jiang Yu smiled: "Don't joke with me, where do I know how to kill pigs." After speaking, he shook his head and looked in the direction of Zhao Dahai with a smile.
Qi Yue was stunned for a moment, and looked at Jiang Yu in disbelief: "Xiao Yu'er, don't be joking, if you don't know how to kill pigs, why do you agree so readily?" ”
Jiang Yu asked rhetorically: "Didn't you say that this is their territory, don't make a mistake?" ”
Qi Yue was stunned for a moment before saying, "Uh...... Be...... That's what I said, that's when I thought you'd kill a pig. In his eyes, Jiang Yu is omnipotent.
He didn't know that Jiang Yu wouldn't kill pigs. This was embarrassing, the corners of Qi Yue's mouth twitched slightly, looked at Jiang Yu and said, "Xiao Yu'er, don't tease me, I'm timid, I can't help but be scared." ”
Jiang Yu smiled, did not continue to speak, but looked in the direction of Zhao Dahai, this Zhao Dahai is really a capable person, he really made two pigs and threw them on the table. Both pigs were very fat, about 200 pounds, and their four legs were pierced with a stick, tied up, and screamed, noisier than the sound they made when they danced here.
It's a cry of despair, though.
Zhao Dahai walked over, glanced at the pig on the table, and said, "Come on, brother, let's see who killed his pig first." ”
Jiang Yu nodded and asked: "This pig killing has a way to kill pigs, I want to know, how to kill the pig, is it to be separated, chopped up, or as long as the pig is breathing, it will be divided into winners and losers?" ”
Zhao Dahai thought for a while and said, "If the pig is angry, even if it is a winner or loser." ”
Jiang Yu nodded and said, "Okay." Zhao Dahai said with a smile: "Brother, however, I use a knife to kill pigs, for the sake of fairness, you can only use a knife to kill pigs, and it is also a scalpel, so as to reflect fairness, and you can see whether my pig-killing knife is powerful, or your scalpel is powerful, isn't it?" ”
Jiang Yu wanted to say that there was no fairness from the beginning, killing pigs and saving people is not the same thing, and this Zhao Dahai said that he used to kill pigs, and he was famous in the nearby villages, so such a person must be very skilled in killing pigs, the so-called practice makes perfect, so from the beginning, this competition was unfair.
However, Jiang Yu didn't bother to say that no matter whether he won or lost this game, one of Zhao Guo's faces would be hurt, but if he won, Zhao Dahai would definitely feel deflated, which was very helpful in provoking the relationship between Zhao Dahai and Guo Lin.
Because Zhao Dahai is a simple-minded person at first glance, even if he has a little thought, it is not enough to play, but Guo Lin is different, Guo Lin is like an enemy to himself, what he says, it is more difficult to make Guo Lin believe.
So in the end, he still has to win this game, and the benefits are relatively large.
The two walked to the table and each picked a pig, both of which were tied into a rice dumpling and had no resistance at all, but it still took a lot of effort to really subdue these two pigs.
You know, if the chickens are tied to their feet, they will flutter twice, not to mention the pigs with fat brains.
In the traditional killing of pigs, several big men hold down the pigs, and then the pig killers raise and fall with knives, and pierce the blood vessels of the pigs with a knife. But now is not the past, after the development of science and technology, the way of killing pigs is not as barbaric as before.
Jiang Yu walked around the pig twice and found the place to start, although the pig can't be the same as a human, but the organs in its erection neck are similar to those of a human, and there are also arteries and blood vessels, and as soon as the arteries and blood vessels are cut, there will be gurgling blood flowing out.
But the vitality of the pig is too strong, it is very likely that if he goes down with this knife, the pig's blood vessels will not be punctured, and it will take time, and Zhao Dahai said that he used to kill pigs, so Jiang Yu's strength must not be comparable to Zhao Dahai, if it is hard, it will not work.
Jiang Yu's brows furrowed slightly, the pig didn't know if he knew that his limit had come, and his howl was heartbreaking, and on Zhao Dahai's side, he had already called several people to let them hold the pig down, and then he climbed onto the table, holding the sharp knife in his hand, and said to Jiang Yu with a smile: "Big brother, what are you still looking at?" Haha, you haven't killed a pig at first glance, let me tell you, this killing pig can't be soft! ”
At this time, Zhao Dahai's wine has also woken up for most of the time, and half of the alcohol is still left in the body, as the saying goes, wine is strong and intimidating, Zhao Dahai has not killed a pig for several years, and when he saw this pig, he was honestly still a little cowardly.
But seeing that Jiang Yu didn't even dare to get close at this moment, Zhao Dahai finally felt that he had won the battle, cut, these cultural people, what kind of doctor they say, but they are afraid of being like this when they see a pig, there is no one left.
Jiang Yu was looking for arteries and blood vessels, and when he heard Zhao Dahai's words at this moment, he glanced back at Zhao Dahai and said, "Yes, I really haven't killed a pig, and I don't know how to kill this pig......
When Guo Lin heard this, he turned his head and looked at Jiang Yu with disdain, there is something in this world that Jiang Yu can't, it's really a strange news, however, he thought about it carefully, it seems that he has really not seen Jiang Yu kill a pig for so many years, this pig is still different from a person, he can hold the scalpel very well, but he may not be able to hold the pig killing knife very well.
Besides, he has studied Jiang Yu's information, and Jiang Yu's most powerful thing is in traditional Chinese medicine, and the number of times he has been to the operating room is only a handful.
It seems that this game is good-looking, maybe he will have a chance to witness Jiang Yu lose, for so many years, he has not seen Jiang Yu lose, if at this time, Jiang Yu really lost in the hands of Zhao Dahai, Guo Lin will feel unwilling and unhappy, but when he thinks about it, he can see Jiang Yu lose, and his heart is suddenly relieved.
Qi Yue looked at Jiang Yu with some concern, Jiang Yu had already walked around the pig several times, could it be that Jiang Yu really didn't know how to kill pigs at all as he said?
Now, it's really embarrassing.
Qi Yue turned his head, wanting to drink a glass of wine to suppress the shock, but found that Guo Lin was looking at the center of the game intently, he made up his mind and walked towards Guo Lin's place, this time no one stopped him, he walked to Guo Lin's side, put the cup down, and made a bang.
Guo Lin didn't turn around, but looked at the center of the game and said slowly: "Who do you think Zhao Dahai or Jiang Yu can win?" ”
Qi Yue smiled: "Of course it's a small fish." ”
Guo Lin shook his head: "That's not fun, I haven't seen Jiang Yu lose in my life." ”
"You just want to see Jiang Yu lose so much?" Qi Yue looked at Guo Lin curiously, he didn't understand how there were such screwed people in this world, wasn't it good to live his own life?
Originally, he was a student of biomedical engineering, and Jiang Yu was studying first aid, the two of them couldn't beat each other at all, Guo Lin did his own things diligently, Jiang Yu also did his own things diligently, the trajectories of the two people are like two parallel lines, and there will be no intersection in their lives, but what?
This Guo Lin has to be entangled, twisted, and argued.
"You don't understand." Guo Lin glanced at Qi Yue, how could a son-in-law like him know his sorrow, "I really want to see what Jiang Yu looks like when he loses, especially when he loses to me." ”
That's the most enjoyable thing.
Qi Yue shrugged, sure enough, he was not a person from the same world, there was no way to talk about it, so he should focus on the game.
At this time, Jiang Yu had already found the location of the arteries, and he jumped up and stood on the table.
Seeing Jiang Yu jumping up, the pig howled even harder, and his body was constantly struggling.
The flat pole tied to it was like a waving stick, constantly waving in the sky, so that Jiang Yu had no way to get close at all.
He didn't have a helper, only Qi Yue alone.
Seeing this, Qi Yue hurriedly walked over and said to Jiang Yu: "Little Yu'er, I'll help you hold down this pig!" ”
As he spoke, he jumped up, but as soon as he saw the pig's dirty belly, Qi Yue's hand couldn't reach out, and after jumping up, he found that the smell of the pig was really smelly.
It stinks so much that Qi Yue can't breathe!