Chapter 173: Lu Dongzan, a rat-throwing taboo, Jia Ping'an, a civil and military all-rounder
Most of the competitions between literati are based on verbal arguments, such as beeping over a question until one side loses.
But more often than not, both sides refuse to admit defeat, and in the end the shameless side wins.
The second most common test is to compose poetry.
Writing poetry considers talent, talent, and you can make famous poems in an instant.
And the test article ...... An article often takes more than half a day, and it is not surprising that it will take a day or two, or even a dozen days.
Therefore, it is rare to use articles to compare.
But Jiang Wei also has bitterness that he can't say!
If you refute it, it is rumored that Jia Ping'an's words made Princess Gaoyang change her ways, who can be the enemy of such eloquence?
Try to compose poetry, come on, that's self-inflicted humiliation.
So let's be stupid and make a fuss.
Jia Ping'an said lightly: "Fighting around, is it interesting?" ”
This gesture ......
Bao Dong praised: "Joining the army is like an adult persuading a child. ”
Lei Hong nodded, "If Jiang Wei refuses to retreat, and an article about joining the army is made, he will definitely be shameless!" ”
Bao Dong licked his lips, "You can also go to Wuxianglou for a prostitution without spending money." ”
Lei Hong said disdainfully: "A certain single-mindedness." ”
Scold!
Bao Dong said disdainfully: "You are no woman!" ”
The two argued, and Jiang Wei over there sneered: "If you don't fight, it's like a pool of stagnant water, if it's stagnant water, what's the use of coming to the world?" Therefore, to be a man is to fight! ”
Why are you doing this?
Jia Ping'an searched for his memory, thinking about the articles he could memorize.
He looked silent.
This is......
Someone in Qianniuwei said happily: "He can't do this!" ”
"Jia Ping'an can only write poems, hahahaha!"
Jiang Wei laughed, "Tang Xu, you sneered at someone outside the Xuanwu Gate that day, how is it today?" ”
This goods is a little unexpected, and after the defeat outside the Xuanwu Gate, he has been haunted by it. Today, Tang Xu went to provoke, which finally triggered his long-planned revenge.
"Wuxiang Building!" Jiang Wei pointed at Tang Xu, his smug appearance made Old Tang angry and wanted to scold Shao Peng.
"What do you mean by Xiao Jia?" Shao Peng frowned.
Everyone found that Jia Ping'an's expression was still calm, and even had a bit of compassion.
He's ......
Jia Ping'an opened his eyes and said lightly: "A certain book is indisputable, but someone wants to jump off the beam, so ......"
He doesn't remember many articles, and if he publishes one, he will have one less, and his heart hurts terribly.
Ay!
You forced me!
Jia Ping'an took a step forward, and his momentum suddenly became fierce.
Xiao Wang was stunned, and his mind was full of rumors about Jia Ping'an in the past.
His poems can make women crazy and men frustrated!
Such a great talent, is it too imprudent?
As soon as he thought of this in his heart, Jiang Wei's face also changed slightly.
After the defeat to the hundred horsemen from the Xuanwu Gate School Review, the emperor's attitude towards them has changed slightly, which is quite a deep experience as a Qianniu who personally protects the emperor.
They discussed it internally and came to the conclusion that the failure of the Xuanwu Gate caused the emperor to think that Baiqi was better.
This field has to be recovered.
In terms of force, there is no play for Qianniuwei in a short time. But I can't stand the many families in Qianniuwei!
To protect the emperor, we have to be both civil and military!
With this slogan, they came.
Jia Ping'an has always been very calm, but Jiang Wei found something wrong and felt that Master Jia was very inward-looking.
This young man is the successor that Lao Tang and Shao Peng value, if they defeat him, Lao Tang and Shao Peng will be heartbroken.
Therefore, he said without hesitation: "Don't be afraid!" ”
Jia Ping'an glanced at him, "What if so-and-so defeats Qianniuwei again?" ”
That's it, one less is one less.
What about that one?
But he immediately found a problem, the articles he remembered were all later, which did not conform to the style of Datang at the moment.
Brother seems to be ......
This one is bigger than the outfit.
He looked up and smiled calmly.
What to do?
Come anyway.
As for the style of writing, just say that I don't like this style of writing, and my brother will improve it himself, can't it?
"Jia Wenwen!"
Just when he was struggling in his heart, Menzi came.
Menzi's voice is very loud and sounds very lively.
Jiang Wei was staring at Jia Ping'an, and said angrily: "Who? ”
Menzi glanced at him, and actually squinted at him and said, "Guozi Jian Xiao Sacrificial Wine is here with people." ”
Jia Ping'an said lightly: "Please come in." ”
Jiang Wei: "......"
What does that mean?
Later, Xiao Bo came with a few teaching assistants.
The two sides saluted, and Xiao Bo saw that the momentum here was tense, so he said: "Is this going to do it?" ”
"It's a test article." Jiang Wei saluted, "It just so happens that Xiao Sai Wine is here, and I ask you to make a judgment." ”
"Oh!" Xiao Bo smiled: "With whom?" ”
Jiang Wei said: "I have a competition between Qianniuwei and Baiqi Wenwu, and I will compete with the article today." ”
"And Xiao Jia?" Xiao Bo bowed to Jia Ping'an.
"Yes." Jiang Wei felt that something was wrong.
A teaching assistant frowned and looked at Xiao Wang, "You are Wang ......"
That Qianniuwei said happily: "Assistant Teacher Ma, it's Wang Tian, I learned articles from you before, don't you remember?" ”
The teaching assistant covered his forehead, "I have some impressions, you ...... I remember that your original article was not very good, and you were scolded by the old man, but? ”
Wang Tian nodded, "Thanks to Assistant Teacher Ma's scolding guidance, a certain article has made an inch." ”
Assistant Teacher Ma pointed at Jia Ping'an, "You want to compete with Jia in the army?" ”
Wang Tian smiled and said, "Yes! ”
This is a blessing for your horse teaching assistant.
Assistant Teacher Ma slapped his head, "How could I teach you such a fool." ”
Wang Tian was stunned.
Assistant Teacher Ma said: "Jia joined the army not only in arithmetic, but also outstanding in poetry, you said the article, a few days ago Jia joined the army and then said a way to be a man and do things, and the assistant teachers of my country's sub-prison copied it word for word...... Could this be the case with your article? ”
Wang Tian's face was ugly, "Can't!" ”
"And you still have a face here?" Assistant Teacher Ma was furious, "Then you still have the face to compete with him?" He casually said, 'Zhumen's wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road', is there anything in your article? ”
Wang Tian was ashamed and bowed his head, "No." ”
Zhumen wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road, this is a famous sentence!
Wang Tian couldn't help but glance at Jia Ping'an.
Jia Ping'an shook his head, and said lightly: "I have heard that today's articles are wonderful products with careful words and sentences, and they are proud of their gorgeous rhetoric. Once the words and sentences are weighed, it will be more ingenious, what good will it be in the article? What is the benefit of learning? ”
He is now famous for his poetry, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a great talent. The words that Dacai said were naturally different.
Assistant Teacher Ma was stunned for a moment, and muttered: "The article is natural, and the magic hand is good...... Wonderful! This sentence alone is better than thousands of articles. ”
Wang Tian was also stunned for a moment, and immediately felt that his previous words and sentences were really unbearable, and he couldn't help but arch his hand and said: "Jia Senjun made a certain Wanran wake up at a glance, if the article is advanced in the future, it will be Jia Senjun's guidance today." ”
"You're welcome." Jia Ping'an gave his hand, and then greeted Xiao Bo.
Xiao Bo is here to thank him for his gratitude.
"Those students are much more sensible, and the old man is happy in his heart and wants to thank him."
Xiao Bo then went to Tang Xu to speak.
This is the meaning of passing on the meaning of gratitude to the unit leader and letting you write in the unit.
Lao Xiao will be a person!
Jiang Wei was speechless there, and then pulled Wang Tian over and asked, "He didn't make a fuss, why did you admit defeat?" ”
Wang Tian smiled bitterly: "The article written by that assistant teacher Ma is a hundred times more powerful than a certain one, but you can see how ...... him"
Assistant Teacher Ma was talking to Master Jia, and his expression was a little worshipful.
How can this compare?
"And...... The article is natural, and the magic hand occasionally gets it, this kind of famous sentence can rival countless articles, and I am thinking, if he waits for the article to come, it will be so imposing, and my face is ...... Qianniuwei"
Jiang Wei glanced at Jia Ping'an, saw that he looked calm, and recalled that he had such a look before, and he thought he was forcibly calming down......
Now it seems that this kid is clearly confident.
If he makes an article, it will be a defeat for both civil and military.
Later, when Qianniuwei went out and met a hundred riders, there was a beep on his face?
It's dangerous!
Jiang Wei's heart was relieved, and it happened that Jia Ping'an bowed his head to him, and then whispered a few words to Assistant Teacher Ma, and then walked over.
Assistant Teacher Ma was chasing, "Jia joins the army, what's next?" Where's the next? ”
The crowd was puzzled.
Assistant Teacher Ma said with a look of admiration: "Just now Jia joined the army and recited a few words casually, the mountain is not high, and there is a name for immortals." The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. Si is a burrow, but Wu Dexin. Just a few sentences make a certain tooth and cheek linger, which can be called a famous article...... If you can't be behind, it's hard to be at ease! ”
Everyone was stunned.
Xiao Bo shook his head and chanted, "The mountain is not high, but the name of the immortal." The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. Si is a burrow, but Wu Dexin. That's a great ambition! Good ambitions! Don't be shocked by the humiliation, it's better to be so ambitious! Great article! ”
Jiang Wei looked at Wang Tian.
Wang Tian's face was shocked, "This ...... Jia's talent in the army can be my teacher! No. ”
He looked at his teacher, Assistant Teacher Ma, "Can be a certain teacher." ”
Qianniuwei took the initiative to come to the door today to ask for a slap in the face, shameful!
Jiang Wei said without hesitation: "Old Tang, go first." ”
Tang Xu scolded: "Treat later!" ”
Thinking that the 'expert' said that he was good at writing poetry, and the article must not work, Jiang Wei wanted to pull that guy to take a look.
This Jia Ping'an's poem is talented, but the article is also brilliant, just a few sentences, it makes everyone in the country full of praise, is this article okay?
Absolutely.
Jiang Wei saw Jia Ping'an's pace speeding up, worried that he would come over and slap his face, so he gritted his teeth and said; "Good!"
"Hey! Wait a minute! ”
Just now, Assistant Teacher Ma said that Wang Tian would make good wine, and Jia Ping'an wanted to buy some, store it, and drink it after more than ten years.
But what do you run?
After Xiao Bo and the others left, Tang Xu walked over and patted Jia Ping'an's shoulder heavily, "I have a hundred horses that are both civil and military, and I can win the great talent valued by the national eunuch, you will have to learn from Xiao Jia in the future, and learn from his ......."
He paused, ready to reorganize the language.
A hundred horsemen shouted: "Learn from him to prostitute the first card!" ”
Nima!
This is Lao Tzu's soldier?
Tang Xu was furious, and rushed over with a burst of punches and kicks.
There was a little difference in the eyes of everyone looking at Jia Ping'an.
They know that such a young man who is both civil and military will not have a future that they can compare.
Even the second general of Hum Ha held his head high in the hundred horses, feeling that one person has attained the Tao, and the chicken and dog will ascend to heaven, and he will not be able to say that he will have some edification in the future.
……
There is some unevenness in Tibet.
As the great minister, Lu Dongzan assists Zampu in taking charge of the huge country, and there are many things every day. When Zampu travels, he's busy; While Zampu was resting, he was still busy......
Several generals were discussing things with him.
Before leaving, one of the generals hesitated.
Lu Dongzan was such a person, and when he saw it, he said, "You stay." ”
The general stayed, and after everyone had left, he said, "Now there are rumors in the country. ”
"What rumors?" Lu Dongzan frowned and said: "The wise man is not confused, those rumors cannot shake the real wise man." ”
"Yes." The general said very respectfully: "Those rumors say...... Said that Zampu's son died young......"
Lu Dongzan nodded and sighed: "It's a pity." ”
Those people said...... Say ......"
The general was a little hesitant.
Lu Dongzan raised his head, and a fierce color flashed in his eyes, "Say!" ”
His prestige in Tubo was very high, and this glance was like a sharp sword, and the stabbing general panicked in his heart, and hurriedly said: "It is said that Zampu's grandson is young and cannot be a director." ”
He plucked up his courage, "They said that if Zampu died early and his grandson succeeded to the throne, he would be controlled by the ministers......"
Such rumors...... Nonsense. Lu Dongzan's heart was relieved, and he said with a smile: "Zampu's body is strong, and he just fell ill a while ago, but Lang Zhongzhong is fine...... No one will believe such rumors. ”
The general became more and more uneasy, and Lu Dongzan felt strange, "What else?" Let's talk about it together. ”
The general's body trembled, "It is said that the prime minister will poison Zampu, and then monopolize the power." ”
"Damn it!" Lu Dongzan's eyes were full of fierceness, and then he sneered: "Zampu knows my loyalty, and most of these centrifugal rumors are spread by those people. Those people are not satisfied with my treatment of their family, and they hate to kill me. ”
The general's heart was relieved, and then he retired.
Lu Dongzan immediately began to deal with political affairs, and occasionally thought of that rumor, and couldn't help laughing.
Such rumors are false when a discerning person sees them.
Later in the evening, the sound of horses' hooves was heard outside.
"Great Phase!"
"What?" Lu Dongzan heard the hurried voice, so he put down the pen.
An official rushed in and said anxiously, "Minister, Zampu's condition has worsened." ”
Lu Dongzan lost his mind for a moment.
Rumors spread earlier that he was going to poison Zampu.
That's not a thing.
But then Zamp became seriously ill......
Zampu's illness has been around for more than a month, and it has been mild at first, but it has not been cured.
With this news and this rumor, Lu Dongzan felt that his head was full of pots, and his crotch was full of yellow mud......
"That's how it is!"
He took a few steps, stumbling under his feet, knocking down the desk.
The officials had never seen such a dazed Lu Dongzan, and couldn't help but secretly praise his concern for Zampu from the bottom of his heart.
"Let's go, let's see."
Lu Dongzan set off in a hurry.
When he arrived at the place, he found that the officials were looking at him with disbelief in their eyes.
"Zamp!"
The meeting of the monarch and the minister was very cold.
When Lu Dongzan came out, he couldn't help but be at a loss.
Who did this?
And God also cooperated to make Zampucha sick at this time.
For a while, the news that Zampu was poisoned by Lu Dongzan and fell ill spread, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.
Lu Dongzan returned to his residence and met with a few henchmen.
"Zampu's expression is wrong, if you don't get it right, you'll do it."
Under the candlelight, Lu Dongzan's expression was indifferent, "In this way, wait for another half a month, if Zampu's condition does not improve, it will make people raid the Tang people!" ”
Everyone was silent, and after a long time, someone asked, "Where is the raid?" Longright? ”
Lu Dongzan shook his head, "This raid can't be big, it should make the Tang people hurt, but it won't make them angry and send a large army to attack...... But it can make Zampu throw a mouse...... At that time, there will be Tang people outside, once he does it to me, then our people will also move, so internal and external troubles, Tubo is in danger! ”
"Good means!"
"Great Minister, so...... Diezhou? ”
"Yes, it is sandwiched between Tuyuhun and Bailan, if Tubo wants to expand outward, the first thing is to take down Tuyuhun, a vicious dog raised by the Tang people, otherwise it will be sealed in a corner!"
"This battle is going to be raided, so that the Tang people are caught off guard!" Lu Dongzan smiled and said: "Once I defeat Diezhou, my reputation will be even higher!" So ......"
Lu Dongzan's prestige has increased, and his henchmen have naturally risen.
It's a wish, otherwise no one will mess with you.
……
Time flies, and Chang'an City is getting colder.
At the end of the year, there were many things going on in the DPRK and China, and they were busy everywhere.
Li Zhi also has a lot of things.
After he was done, he felt a little tired, so he went back to the harem.
The so-called harem is the residence of the emperor's women, and as soon as the emperor comes, he should feel the pleasure of the emperor.
"Your Majesty!"
Xiao didn't know where to get the news, and actually intercepted him.
Li Zhi glanced at Wang Zhongliang, and his eyes were more cold.
Wang Zhongliang shook his head innocently, swearing that he had never revealed the emperor's whereabouts.
He was originally a person close to the emperor, and it was useless to please the Xiao family.
Li Zhi thinks about it.
"Your Majesty!"
The Wang family came, and with a lot of people, looking at the momentum.
Xiao's pretty face darkened, "Your Majesty, the concubine has made some food, and I invite Your Majesty to taste it." ”
The Wang family approached and said with a straight face: "I heard that Your Majesty is working hard today, and the concubine has prepared fragrant soup. ”
This is to ask Li Zhi to take a bath.
Xiao Shi immediately smiled and said, "Your Majesty, the concubine has already prepared something to bathe, the concubine ......"
She looked up, her eyes wavy.
This means to wash together.
Your Majesty, do you want a big sword?
Li Zhi coughed dryly, and just wanted to say that he would go to the Xiao family's side, Wang smiled and said: "It is getting closer and closer to the Yuan Ri, Your Majesty looks energetic, and the concubines are overjoyed." ”
It's almost the first day, and the emperor will preside over the court meeting, what should I do if my spirit is not good?
So, stay away from women.
Li Zhi is not such an indecisive person, he smiled, "I'll come later." ”
Wang's eyes darkened slightly, and he bowed and retired.
Later, Xiao's bathhouse was said to be flooded with water......
When Li Zhi arrived at Wang's place, it was already dark.
"I've seen Your Majesty."
Wang Muran welcomed the emperor in.
The two talked a few words, and Li Zhi wanted to sleep.
"Your Majesty, I heard that the broom star and the national eunuch are mixed up? Guozijian was also quite kind to him. The concubines don't know what talent he has, but he must be admirable when he thinks about it......"
Wang's voice was soft, but Li Zhi was not sleepy.
"It's just a pain for the students."
Wang was surprised, "Those students were born in the families of officials and magnates, how can they be made to suffer if they are the pillars of talent in the future?" ”
This woman is not only narrow-minded, but also does not know how to teach children.
Since you can't sleep, get up.
Li Zhi got up, stood by the window, and said lightly: "You can't endure hardship, you don't know the people's livelihood...... Is that also worthy of being called a pillar of talent? When the first emperor was there, he brought people to cultivate it himself, so why did he come? It is to let the people in the palace know that the people's livelihood is difficult, and they must not spend extravagantly or luxuriously...... I wanted to choose a time to sharpen those students, but Jia Ping'an did it by mistake. ”
Wang looked at his back, and there was more inexplicable indifference in his eyes, "But that broom star is too much." ”
"If you want people to do things, how can you restrain his hands and feet."
Li Zhi turned around, and Wang's face immediately had a smile, but he looked a little dull, "Your Majesty, when it comes to next year, I am afraid that there will be a lot of disputes between the court and China, and the broom star is in Chang'an...... I'm afraid it will add fuel to the fire. ”
"You don't have to worry about it." Li Zhi's eyes were dark and he thought a lot.
After a night of nothing, the next morning, while having breakfast, Li Zhi explained: "Wang Dekai said that Jia Ping'an has some talent for generals, and it is the end of the year, and I am going to send a batch of military funds here, let Jia Ping'an go on a trip, go back quickly." ”
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For the Silver League's 'soot falls', add more 6 and 7.