Chapter 162 179 The 'Foodie Attributes' of the Ancients?
Forehead! It seems that my thoughts have gone astray again! No! I've got to get my mind back to it!
I shook my head, then pulled the conversation back on track and stopped rambling. Maybe something will come back to you after a while! It's better to get rid of everything here, I don't want to spend all the time here!
"Ahem! Alright, alright! Don't think about anything else, now ~ um! I'm commanding, you guys help to help, it's important to treat the disease and save people quickly! ”
"Oh! Good! Zou Yan nodded and said with the painting.
"Hmm!" I nodded, thinking to myself that I had finally put things back on track. Then he looked left and right and said, "That! Do you have any other rooms? It's better to be smaller, drier, better ventilated, and well-lit~ uh! There shouldn't be any well-lit rooms here, right? I asked, I just looked around carefully, if this room is used as a therapeutic operating room, I think it would be better to change it. Moreover, the conditions I just put forward were also put forward after taking into account the actual situation at present.
"A different room? That's no problem, we have a lot of empty rooms here, but the ventilation and lighting you mentioned~" The costume beauty named Painting walked to the innermost wall, and then reached out to pull on a mechanism in the wall, and then I saw that this room was close to the door, and suddenly a large hole in the square was revealed from the roof, and then, an orange light shone directly from the hole.
"It's dazzling!" I was flickered by the sudden light, and while covering my eyes, I looked curiously into the glowing square hole.
"Huh! It's so dazzling! That's right! "It occurred to me that if I was so dazzling, why didn't I go find sunglasses! Thinking of this, I went straight to the same place, and after coming to the mall, I ran directly from the pharmacy to the glasses counter on the first floor, and then took a pair of sunglasses and went straight back again. As soon as I opened my eyes, I found that the girl who was called painting was lying on my chest with Zou Yan, peeling off the clothes on my chest, and carefully looking at the red mark on my chest......
I was taken aback, took a step back and said, "I'll go!" You're sick! Why are you so close? You~ Are you going to eat my tofu? ”
"Tofu? What is that? Is it eaten? ”
“……!? You don't even know about tofu? "I looked at the painting in amazement, and I began to wonder in my heart, 'When did tofu appear?'
At this time, Zou Yan slapped directly on the back of the head of the painting, and I realized that Zou Yan didn't just do it to me! It turns out that this product is really anyone's deal......
"Draw, don't talk nonsense! Tofu is the cold syrup you ate last year, and tofu is the common name for cold syrup for mortals in this world! ”
"Oh! That's it! The painting tilted his head and thought for a moment, and then I was surprised to see that the product actually showed a trace of saliva from the corner of his mouth......
I'll go! How gluttonous you are! Are you drooling over a tofu?
Painting seemed to notice the abnormality of the corners of her mouth, and then she secretly looked at me, and found that I was looking at her in a daze, and then the painting blushed and lowered her head, and then I saw that her eyes suddenly turned red, and she choked directly......
I'll go! What's wrong with this thing? Why do you cry when you look at me? Could it be that she was shy when she noticed that I saw her drooling?
I was completely stunned, Zou Yan on the side suddenly lowered her head and sobbed when she saw the painting, and then she flew me directly and rolled her eyes, and then walked over and whispered to comfort the painting.
"Draw well! Don't cry when you draw! We'll beat that scoundrel up in a moment and make him rot everything he just saw, and that's fine! Zou Yan whispered to the painting.
But I'm not far away! If you comfort her, you can comfort her! Why do you want to get involved with me! Why Mao wants to beat me up? Have I offended you? But was the little girl really crying because I saw her drooling? Forehead! What can I do? Do you want me to coax her too? But I'm not good at it! Or? I also drooled a little in front of her, and then evened out with her? Forehead! This idea doesn't seem to be reliable! What if she thinks I'm laughing at her?
Just as I was thinking about how to comfort the painter, especially to prevent the two of them from actually beating me up in a while...... Oh yes!
I patted my head and a great idea suddenly came to me. Then I crossed over again and returned to the mall.
"Huh! Since this product can salivate when she mentions tofu, then she should also be a foodie! If it's a foodie, then I'm not afraid! Find a random snack in the supermarket and give it to her, and she should be able to send it away! ”
When I returned to the mall, I muttered a sentence and quickly ran to the supermarket. But this time, most of the food in the supermarket is gone, and after the snack party in front, I haven't come to the mall to waste time and let the mall reset and refresh it. So after I searched the supermarket for a long time, I only took some spicy beef jerky and small biscuits or something. These are the things that my maids don't like to eat, so they survive.
"Huh! Forget it, that's all! Anyway, except for Zou Yan who has eaten the spicy strips I gave her, the two of them haven't seen any other snacks, so let's make do with it first! I looked at the basket of snacks in my hand and decided that I should just send them both like this, I should be able to fool them. After all, when Zou Yan ate spicy strips, he was still so happy to eat a lot more.
After thinking of this, I pressed the mark on my chest again, and returned to Datang, and when I opened my eyes, I found that the two of them didn't come together, but the painting was still sobbing again, and Zou Yan was stroking the top of the painting's head, while glaring at me angrily.
"Huh! What are you staring at me for? I looked at Zou Yan and said. Then he slowly walked to the painting, stretched out his hand and handed over the shopping basket, then took out a pack of spicy strips from it and opened it and said: "You taste this, this ~ This is the hospitality of my master!" "When I was about to say, 'This is just a small snack', I suddenly remembered that I had fooled Zou Yan with this thing just now, so I quickly changed my words and said that this is 'the hospitality of the master's family!'" ”
After Zou Yan saw the spicy strips, her eyes lit up, and then she reached out and took out a pack from the shopping basket, and after learning from me, she also picked up one, stuffed it directly into her mouth, and chewed it...... While eating, he said to Paint, "Paint!" Hurry up and try it, this is their 'Bai Yujing' delicacy! It's so delicious! ”
I glanced at Zou Yan speechlessly, and said silently in my heart: "You're really welcome!" Looks like you're a foodie too! However, I found out that these ancient people I met were all foodies! Could it be that the ancients were good at foodie attributes? ”
Just when I was silently complaining, the painter also took the spicy strip from my hand curiously, first looked at me, and then looked at Zou Yan, who was eating a lot, and then carefully took a bite of the spicy strip...... And then the scene was out of control!
"Oops, I'll go! How many days have this thing been hungry? "I watched dumbfounded, and after tasting a bite of the spicy strips, he transformed into a hungry tiger. As soon as he plunged into the shopping basket, he tore open all kinds of wrappers and began to eat them with his life. I almost ate the packaging~ And I found that it wasn't that she didn't want to eat it, but after trying to bite into the packaging bag, she found that it was tasteless and couldn't chew it, so she gave up eating the packaging bag......
I was in a daze for less than 5 minutes, and the snacks in this shopping basket were directly wiped out by the two goods in front of me, and I could even see the two of them choking on biscuits, and there was a mouth full of beef jerky, and then after being sucked dry by beef jerky, the water vapor in their mouths was sucked dry, and after the unlucky appearance of not being able to pull out their tongues, I really couldn't stand it, so I had to go back to the mall again, and I took out two bottles of iced tea for the two of them. This can be regarded as saving them, or these two goods will have to be choked to death!
"Huh! How many days have you been hungry? I asked casually.
As a result, the painting subconsciously replied, "It's been four or five days!" I haven't been there lately~" After saying this, she suddenly glanced at me in horror, and then glanced at Zou Yan again, and then lowered her head and didn't move. It looked like he was frightened.
"Huh! What's wrong with her? "When I saw her suddenly bow her head, I didn't notice what was wrong with her, and I thought she was remembering what she was drooling just now!
After Zou Yan glanced at me, he said lightly: "It's okay!" Oh! By the way, you just said you wanted another house? You come with me! ”
I'll go! It turns out that this product will also change the topic! I looked at Zou Yan in surprise, but I was thinking in my heart why did this product suddenly change the topic?
"Oh good!" Never mind! If I can't figure it out, I don't want to, I'd better follow her to see the other rooms! I went off track again just now, obviously I was going to prepare for the operating room, why did it suddenly become afternoon tea again? Anyway, I'd better hurry up and get the preparations done, and after saving the poor patient, I'm ready to hurry back there.
I glanced down at my phone and realized that it was half past five in the afternoon! I've got to go back quickly, it's time for dinner!
After following Zou Yan out of the room, he went out and turned right, and after walking through five or six gates, he stopped at a slightly smaller golden gate.
I looked at the gate in front of me, which was slightly smaller than the five or six gates I had just passed, but it was particularly gorgeously carved with a lot of birds and animals, and it was also painted with gold paint. I was stunned for a moment and asked, "This gate is different from the others!" It's fancy enough! You can't be this one, right? ”
Zou Yan frowned and glanced at me and asked, "Is it very fancy?" Don't you see the significance of the relief on this door? ”
What the? What is the significance of the relief on this gate? Hearing her ask, I took a closer look again, and saw that it was just some ordinary birds and beasts! There are no dragons or phoenixes, and I don't know any of them, all of them are ordinary birds and beasts! Forehead! Wait, these~ These seem to be poultry, cattle, horses, sheep or something! Oh, and a little donkey~
"Oh, I see, you're all poultry and livestock here! Well? That's not right! Why are there no pigs! ”
After listening to me, Zou Yan looked at me with wide eyes and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? These are the five animals used for sacrifice, how can there be filthy meat? ”
Oh! I think about it, people nowadays seem to still regard pork as filthy meat, as if only the poor eat it!
Well? That's not right! I remember the last time I was forced to sell pig's head meat in Hanguguan, I remember that Li Shimin also ate a lot! Oh yes, the last time we ate meat together, it seems that there were two prime ministers! I don't think they have any taboos about this! Hum! As far as you have a lot to do, you might as well be enlightened by the bigwigs in the court today!
I muttered in my heart, but I don't want to fight and quarrel with this product because of pork, anyway, this one in front of me is also a foodie, and when I turn around, I will take out a big mouthful of pig's head meat, I will see if you can eat it~
"Huh! All right! I'm wrong, open the door quickly! Shall I see if this room is appropriate? I said with a smile, thinking that I would finish all these things quickly, and I wouldn't waste it here with you. Anyway, I also got the decanting soup you gave me. I really want to go back now! Hurry up and wake up those people in my car! Forehead! It's been a long time since I've spoken to the prize, and I'm starting to miss her now!
After Zou Yan glanced at me again, he directly pushed open the golden door.
As soon as the door opened, I saw that the space in this room was really small, and it looked like it was twenty or thirty square meters in size! It was empty, but in the innermost part of the room, there was a long table, and there were two Taishi chairs on both sides......
Forehead! That's not right! Isn't this thing only available after the Song Dynasty? I remember the origin of this Taishi chair, but I have seen one of the few ancient furniture that has been explained in detail from variety shows on TV!
"Huh! Zou Yan! This thing~" I just wanted to ask Zou Yan why this Taishi chair appeared a dynasty in advance, but after opening my mouth and saying half of it, I didn't know how to continue asking, do you want me to say, "How did this thing appear hundreds of years in advance?" "Oh, that's not right! Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties~ The Song Dynasty is after the Tang Dynasty! Forehead! How many years have passed since then?
When I, a history blind, was struggling with how to ask, Zou Yan looked at the Taishi chair I pointed to, and then looked at me, who began to show a tangled face in the middle of speaking, and said suspiciously: "This! Isn't it just a piece of furniture designed by the public? Your first time meeting? No way! Isn't there a work in your division that loses one door to the public? ”