Chapter 138: You Want to Anger Me?
Cheng chattered puzzled: "Brother-in-law, why do you have such an expression?" Do you think it's true? ”
Gu Bao fell silent, he was very suspicious, did he meet someone like himself?
How do the people of Datang know about the invasion of the little devils?
Thinking of this, he was slightly embarrassed.
Cheng chattered about this Tang Dynasty person, he would feel angry, and for the people of the Sakura country, he would spray the whole corpse inhumanely!
What about yourself?
When I saw Sakura Girl, I thought of Little Tiger Tooth, I thought of cuteness, and I thought of orange pear yarn........
This is obviously shameful for him as a man.
Gu Bao deeply despised himself, and then decided to change his mind, be a new man, and win glory for the country!
The deepest blow to a country is undoubtedly the woman who plundered it.
No matter what kind of plunder.
As long as the women of this country are willing to give birth to children for the hostile forces.
Be proud to be favored by a man from an enemy country!
That's a shame for that country!
Thinking of this, Gu Bao looked at the cherry blossom girl's gaze, and it was different......
"So, do you believe that what the incomparable people said is right?"
"That's for sure, she definitely won't lie to me, she is very accurate in fortune telling."
Gu Bao patted her on the shoulder, "It's good, but don't scold the Sakura woman in the future, brother-in-law will help you deal with it; For the rest, just scold. ”
Cheng chattered and blinked, "Brother-in-law doesn't talk about me anymore?" ”
Gu Bao smiled and said, "My brother-in-law said before that I will always be on your side, don't forget." ”
Cheng chattered with relief, and wanted to jump up excitedly, but fortunately he was held down by Gu Bao in time.
Problems have to be solved one by one.
First of all, it's Sakura Girl.
Gu Bao walked back, and Sakura Mei looked at him with a frown.
"I've already taught her a lesson."
Sakura Mei was about to speak, but was interrupted by Gu Bao.
"Yui-chan, I heard that you Sakura Country women are full of love, aren't you?"
"yes, how do you know?" When Sakura Mei heard this, she said proudly: "The women of our Sakura Country are women who can be compared with the women of the Tang Dynasty, which is very good." ”
Gu Baoluo Khan, this cherry blossom girl is also a sycophant.
"Are you sure?"
"Of course."
Sakura Girl patted her chest, "It's like a fake." ”
"I've already taught the chatter a lesson, and she's already aware of her mistake. So kind Yui-chan, can you forgive her? You see, she's so sad she's burying her head in the ground. ”
Sakura Mei glanced at Cheng Nag, Cheng Nag pouted, and immediately twisted her head to the side.
"You talk nonsense, she doesn't look sad at all."
"You're wrong."
Gu Bao Zhengse said: "Yui-chan, do you know why you have been like that before?" Seems a little crazy? Right? ”
"yes, what's wrong with her?"
"Hey, it's hard to say," Gu Bao pointed to his head, "There's a problem here." ”
"Huh?"
Sakura Girl covered her mouth and lost color, revealing her cute little tiger teeth.
Gu Bao said again: "Look at her expression again, is it a often cynical expression?" ”
"Yes, that's the expression, I hate it to death."
Gu Bao sighed faintly, "Lovely and kind Sakura girl, I hope you can understand, nagging her to be paralyzed." It's not that she doesn't want to laugh, it's that she can't laugh often, and it's very rare to laugh once in a while. ”
"What is facial paralysis?"
"Ahem, I just don't know how to laugh, and even if I laugh, I'm like Sima."
Yui Aragaki: "......"
"Look at her so pitiful, in fact, many things, the nagging is not aimed at you, but she herself has no way to control herself."
Sakura Mei's expression was entangled, "Then what should she do if she scolds me in the future?" ”
Gu Bao snorted coldly, "Scold you again, I'll blow up her dog's head!" ”
Sakura Mei sighed deeply and said in a deep voice: "For the sake of the brave and upright, kind, and compassionate Brother Baojun's face, I have decided not to worry about it. But please tell her, she provokes me again, scolds me, I will still beg. Cut her. ”
"Yui-chan, you are so kind, God will bless you."
Sakura girl small. With a flush, he turned and stepped aside.
As soon as this move came out, everyone was immediately shocked.
You must know that Sakura Girl is a staunch anti-nagging person.
What, Nima defected?
But no one dares to question Sakura Girl, because Sakura Sister is not a good stubble, and she is very good at scaring people.
Zeng Aniu was angry, and he said angrily: "Gu Bao, what kind of demonic trick did you use to make Miss Aragaki quit?" ”
Gu Bao rolled his eyes, "Are you questioning Poor Dao?" ”
"I, I'm just questioning you."
"What are you?"
Gu Bao said with contempt: "A traitor actually dares to question me. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was happy, especially Lu Zhisheng and others.
"Haha, look, no one likes traitors, right? When they're good, that's fine, and when they're bad, they're going to talk about it. ”
"What Lu Gongzi said is very true."
The crowd chimed in.
Gu Bao didn't bother to pay attention, continued to look at everyone, and said, "Is there anything else?" What did you do wrong? You'll have to say it to get rid of it, but it's useless. ”
"It's just, I'm ......"
Cheng chattered energetically, but was glared at by Gu Bao and obediently shrank back.
"She's done too many things."
A chubby woman stood up and said angrily: "At the beginning, I was with ....... When we were together, she did her best to do good things with us, Gu Daochang, tell me, what can people do about this? ”
Gu Bao was taken aback, nodded and said, "This is indeed not what people do. ”
A smile appeared on the fat woman's face, but it quickly froze, and she listened to Gu Baodao: "This is something that only a god can do." ”
"What do you mean?" The fat woman is so angry.
I know that this Taoist priest is unreliable, how reliable can a man who chatters with Cheng be?
Cheng chattered and was happy, brother-in-law is brother-in-law, how can anyone abuse. Treat yourself to half a fart. Shares...
You scumbags, you still want to fight with me!
"I don't mean anything else, I just want to ask you, what good things did she mess with you, can you tell me more about it?"
"Where can I say that?"
The fat woman's face was slightly red, "What a shameful thing, I can't say it." ”
"Don't say it, you're slandering!"
"I didn't slander!"
Seeing that everyone's eyes were looking at her, the fat woman gritted her teeth, "Okay, just say it, but I'll only tell you alone." ”
As he spoke, he leaned over like Sakura Girl and bit his ear to talk to Gu Bao.
Gu Bao retreated again and again, frowning and said: "If there is something, just say it, everyone is human, why can they listen to the poor way, but they can't listen to it?" Do you not believe in their character? ”
The fat woman is so angry, why didn't you say Sakura Girl just now?
"You, you want to me off?"
Gu Bao smiled, looking like that.