Tomorrow is the day of the examination, and according to the new rules today, all registered scholars will enter the examination room in the evening of the day before the examination.

This rule is actually quite disgusting, the environment in the examination room is simply to torture people, the summer heat, mosquitoes and flies are so frightening, and the small lattice of the single room is three days, these three days are extremely terrible for any normal person.

Before, Song Beiyun also specifically asked Fuwang Chitose, saying why he chose to take the exam at this time, and the conditions were so bad. King Fu's explanation to him is that this is the first hurdle to become a talent, and if this hurdle can't be crossed, how can he be said to be a person who has climbed the book mountain.

Song Beiyun scoffed at this statement, it was just nonsense, pure fart, Lao Tzu studied for a better life and realized his ideals, no matter how he realized his ideas and ambitions, whether he worked hard to improve himself or embezzled, reading is definitely not for the sake of suffering and suffering, if reading is for this, then it is better to go to the field at the age of six, why not be happy to go to the heart of the heart.

Anyway, he felt that suffering was never necessary, but endurance in situations of last resort and definitely not the touchstone on the road to success, and this concept was wrong! Anyone can encounter setbacks, but they have nothing to blame for themselves, and they have a little cerebral palsy.

But King Fu thinks it's right, then it's right, whoever made him a father, what he said is right.

When Song Beiyun went to register during the day, after the registered official saw his information, he looked at him several times with strange eyes, and then he was taken away by several officials, and when he asked Song Beiyun in the small black house, he knew that his name had already been registered, and even the small grid for the exam had been assigned. And from the examiner to the clerk, they have been instructed from above, and this person needs to pay special attention.

In this way, when Song Beiyun went to register, he was arrested as a substitute for the examiner as soon as possible, but after investigating that this was indeed a real person, the examiner personally welcomed him out of the small dark room and secretly told him to go home quickly and not show up for a few days.

"Is cheating so exaggerated now?"

The examiner who was asked by Song Beiyun with a word was full of red, after all, as a consistently upright Qingliu scholar, in order for his son to be able to take office and become an official in peace, he had to do this kind of thing, and now that he is being exposed, his heart is already full of guilt.

"Lord Song...... Don't embarrass the old man. ”

The chief examiner is from the fifth grade, second only to the grade of Luzhou Thorn History, but he has been an official for many years and still doesn't know what kind of future this young man who has been personally cared for by the official family will be in the future, so he called Song Beiyun polite.

"Lord Song is a genius of the world, why should you suffer that sin with such talent." The examiner lowered his voice and said, "If there is a mistake here, the old man really can't afford it." Raise your hand......"

Hey, it's really a long time to wait, it's natural, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign examiners coerce and lure students not to cheat, but now it's good, I can't go to the exam if I want to, and I'm forced to cheat.

"You know about this from top to bottom, can you keep it a secret?"

Song Beiyun's words made the examiner smile bitterly, and he arched his hand: "Lord Song, you really don't know?" ”

"I know what I'm doing?"

The chief examiner sighed and said, "If the division goes door-to-door for training, who wants to leak the slightest rumor......"

Song Beiyun shook his head lightly: "The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient. ”

"Isn't it......" The examiner sighed, "The old man is extremely difficult. ”

However, when Song Beiyun saw his appearance, he suddenly became playful: "What if those big officials in the court know about this matter and take it out for questioning?" ”

"I can't take care of it, where does the ministry still have time to take care of this." The examiner waved his hand and said: "Originally, there was that incident, and Lord Tang of the Ministry of Officials should have told the old man to return to his hometown, but now the official family has saved him, and the meaning is very clear." Lord Song, don't let the old man commit a taboo, the old man will return to his hometown safely in a few years, and this night is not guaranteed, please raise your noble hand. ”

"Where's the Goshidai?"

"Yushitai was taken by His Royal Highness King Fu...... Led someone to set up a stall. ”

Hearing this, Song Beiyun finally couldn't help laughing, King Fu is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, it is estimated that Zhao Xing is also happy to jump in the house now, the old beasts of Yushitai don't do business all day long, and finally found that the six parts are not clean, but they don't participate in any of them.

It is estimated that King Fu went to open a stall, and even if it was burned by a fire, Yu Shi Zhongcheng probably didn't even dare to let out a fart, so he could only watch King Fu demolish his office there.

Playful...... The fight of the gang up there is fun, real and fun.

Now that the upper echelons are in chaos, the little Song Beiyun naturally took advantage of the chaos and hitched a ride on the troubled times.

"That's okay, when the exam is over, I'll go and talk to Master Jiang again, and I have to do the disciple's courtesy."

"No, no, no......" The examiner Jiang waved his hand again and again: "As long as Lord Song sits at home these days, the old man will come to give you a gift after the exam." ”

It's not easy to take a good exam, and I can't help but say that it's really a vicious feudal society, which doesn't respect human rights at all, and even deprives a good reader of the right to take the exam, it's really damned.

Song Beiyun, who was kicked out of the examination room, also had nowhere to go, today Jin Ling'er held a sisters' reunion, and went to play farmhouse with a bunch of girls in a villa outside the city, Brother Yusheng just walked into the examination room, and the only thing he could find after thinking about it was the little brother of Beipo.

But Song Beiyun really felt that he was a little gaygay, a little dangerous, and now he should be in the examination room and should not be here, so Song Beiyun had to go back to his courtyard and sit there and try to meditate to see if he could achieve any realm of unity between heaven and man.

However, there is still some difference between fantasy and history, and he didn't feel the supreme mystical law when he meditated until he held out the, but he felt that he didn't realize that there was a high probability that he didn't go to see the sunrise, otherwise he would definitely be able to comprehend the law of heaven and earth.

"That's right......" Song Beiyun suddenly slapped his head when he was: "Go to the chicken king!" ”

So he went to the house of the chicken king when he was bored, and when he walked outside the courtyard wall, he suddenly saw that the peaches of the tree were ripe, and he was greedy, so he climbed up along the wall in three or two steps, and then sat on the branch like a monkey and began to eat peaches.

This August peach is ripe and soft, the juice is sweet and delicious, and I have eaten a little too much unconsciously. But just as he was about to get off the tree, he saw a woman looking at him with her waist crossed.

"Why don't you just eat a few peaches from you, Lao Tzu doesn't give money to eat watermelons in the city." Song Beiyun rubbed down from the tree like a caterpillar, still holding a few peaches in his hands, and came to Miaoyan and handed her one: "Look at your stingy appearance." ”

Miao Yan crossed his waist and looked at his ghostly appearance, but laughed out loud: "Am I the one who cares about those peaches?" I wonder if you're a bit of a brain problem? Such a top beauty bathing in the house, you eat peaches on the tree, what is the difference between you and that monkey? ”

Song Beiyun slowly walked to the house with the peach in his arms, and said as he walked: "The difference is big, the monkey missed seven fairies at a time, I just didn't peek at you taking a bath alone." If you're so angry, wash it again, and I'll watch while you eat. ”

Miao Yan slapped him hard on the buttocks: "Don't be poor with me, why did you come back?" ”

"I came back yesterday." Song Beiyun came to the house and leaned on the small bamboo bed of ice silk in Miaoyan: "I originally came to take the exam, but the examiner didn't let me enter the examination room. ”

Miao Yan sat next to him and began to use a small file to manicure his nails, with a wet smell on his body, and said after hearing his words: "If it were me, I wouldn't let you in, everything was arranged, and my sudden return would mean that all arrangements would be disrupted." ”

"That's called political resources, right?" Song Beiyun pointed a finger in his long hair with wonderful words: "Resources are now invisibly tilting towards me." ”

"Don't move, it's annoying." Miao Yan pulled his hair out of his hand: "You want to pay it back, I heard that you did a big thing over there in Qimen?" ”

"It's just a mistake." Song Beiyun whistled: "Want to know?" So what good do you give me? ”

"I don't need you to say it, I have my channels, and I already know what you do." Miao Yan smiled: "How is it?" Is it still enjoyable? ”

"You, no wonder you never fell in love in your previous life. It's not that I'm talking about you, if we are living in one book, you will either obediently please me, or you will wait to be destroyed by me. ”

"Stinky remarks." Miao Yan turned his head and was about to stuff a piece of nail into Song Beiyun's mouth: "What if it's a female frequency?" ”

"Hey, hey, don't be so disgusting!" Song Beiyun dodged, and then put one hand on the waist of the chicken king: "You can feed me something else, you feed me my toenails." Have you been to the hospital, it's a little bit wrong. ”

"Then if I don't please you, will you destroy me?"

"That's not true, but you make your brother feel good, right? Everyone is so familiar, so let's be cool. ”

"It's too hot." Miao Yan chuckled, got up and took out a bowl of chilled peach juice from a cabinet, and took a sip: "Hurry up and talk about it." ”

"I'll stay with you today." Song Beiyun took off his shoes and lay on the bamboo bed: "It's strange, why are you so cool." ”

"Go take a shower!" Miao Yan walked over and kicked him in the ass: "It smells of sweat." ”

"I can't wash it."

Although he took a bath, he had no clothes to wear, so he could only wrap Miao Yan's big bath towel and sit there eating nonsense, while Miao Yan didn't know what to do.

"You say, how about I'm going to strip you naked and throw you out on the street?" Miao Yan suddenly looked up and asked, "Absolutely exciting." ”

"Don't think about it, you can't beat me." Song Beiyun stretched his waist and lay on the cold bamboo bed with a mouth: "You may still be pressed on your head, it's not cost-effective." ”

"You beast." Miao Yan smiled and walked over and sat next to Song Beiyun: "What do you think of my plan?" ”