Chapter 37: You two goods, dare to pretend to be dead to be scary
The storms on this island come and go as fast as they come.
Lin Xiaoxiao cried heartbroken, thinking that Jia Baoyu was dead, so she couldn't help but sit down in front of Jia Baoyu and cry: "I said that you are a second goods, I have been beating and scolding you, and I have doubted you, why did you save me, anyway, I have no hope, rather than fend for myself on this isolated island, it is better to let me be drowned in the sea like this, or be crushed to death by this thunder and lightning tree, I am dead, my desires and memories can float freely in time and space, maybe in which time and space, I found my mother." Now that you have died because of me, I owe you, and when I get there, I still have a debt to you in my desires. Didn't you make me feel at peace and worry about my stomach from now on......"
Lin Xiaoxiao hadn't finished crying, but suddenly, her outstretched foot was grabbed.
Lin Xiaoxiao was startled, only to see Jia Baoyu cry out in pain: "My leg hurts so much, you can't find a way to pry this branch open, but where you sit and wipe your tears." ”
Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly burst into tears, hurriedly wiped her tears and said, "You two goods, you dare to pretend to be dead to scare people, so I cried for you in vain." ”
When Jia Baoyu heard this, he immediately laughed and said: "It turns out that you are crying for me, it is worth it for me to die, it's just that my leg seems to be injured, and this damn tree is stuck in my neck again, and it almost really killed me! There is a branch with the thickness of an arm, you go and get it, pry up this big tree that is stuck with me, I am the saved Monkey King, I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life, only your life is obeyed!"
Lin Xiaoxiao listened to Jia Baoyu's words, suddenly blushed, and snorted: "Who cried because of you, my face is rain, you are less smelly and beautiful, if it weren't for your honest sake in the past month, I, Lin Xiaoxiao, would definitely carry forward my true colors and not save me when I die!"
Lin Xiaoxiao said this, but he had already turned around, and sure enough, he saw a branch the thickness of an arm, and said secretly in his heart: "Why did I, a high school student in the 21st century, forget the principle of leverage, but I was dizzy." ”
Lin Xiaoxiao took the stick, went to the twig, found a fulcrum, and was about to do it.
Jia Baoyu hurriedly shouted: "Don't be busy, you can look carefully, don't pry this big tree halfway and smash it down, then I will really be Amitabha." ”
Lin Xiao scolded with a smile: "I'm afraid of death, then I'll leave, leave you here alone to fend for yourself, anyway, I have long wanted to put you to death for a long time." ”
Lin Xiaoxiao said this, but the person bent down carefully to check it, Fang stood up and laughed: "It turns out that you really pretended to be dead, this big tree fell down and was blocked by a stone, but it just injured your dog's leg, and by the way, your dog's neck was stuck, and it is still far from death." You could have made a sound just now, but why did you lie still on your stomach!"
Jia Baoyu couldn't cry or laugh, so she had to beg: "Miss Lin, get me out quickly, I'm stuck here lying on my stomach, and my leg is injured again, it's really uncomfortable, you should be merciful and kind!"
Lin Xiaoxiao sneered: "I saved you this time, and I will pay you back, don't keep talking about it in the future, and from today on, you have to listen to my dispatch, I told you to go east, you must not go west." If you agree, I will reluctantly save you, and I dare not guarantee that it will succeed, if you fail, you will be stoned to death by this big tree, and you will go to another time and space, but don't worry about me, the farther away from me, the better. ”
Jia Baoyu had already stretched out his hand on his stomach and recited a series of Amitabha Buddhas.
Lin Xiaoxiao saw that he had succeeded in blackmailing Jia Baoyu, Fang Yi pursed his lips, went over to find the fulcrum, and used the arm-thick stick as a lever, using all his strength to pry the big tree that was split by thunder and lightning.
The big tree was moved a little bit, and Jia Baoyu hurriedly struggled forward to climb forward, trying to come out from under the tree.
Lin Xiaoxiao's strength to eat milk was exhausted, and she was about to lose her support, but Jia Baoyu was injured in her leg and crawled like an ant, and her body had just crawled out halfway.
Jia Baoyu was crushed by the big tree this time, but fortunately it was pressed on the buttocks, but a small truncated branch poked straight into the flesh, and Jia Baoyu screamed for help in pain, and tears came out.
Lin Xiaoxiao was frightened, and shouted urgently: "It's the first time you set foot in the rivers and lakes, it's inevitable that you will miss, you can bear with it, bear with it again, it will be fine immediately, a manly man, don't shed tears until the skin and flesh fall off, don't scream!"
The second time, with all his strength, Lin Xiaoxiao pryed the big tree, and finally let Jia Baoyu climb out from under the tree, and the person was so tired that he fell into the mud and gasped.
The two were out of danger and couldn't help but look at each other and laugh.
After a long time, the sky was clear, the sun came out, Jia Baoyu smiled: "Look at the two of us like this, it's good that we didn't die, otherwise, when we get over there, we will also be a pair of mud pigs." ”
Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly said angrily: "Fart, whoever is with you, you are a pig, and a stupid pig." ”
Jia Baoyu hurriedly covered his mouth and said with a smile: "I just said it casually, and I didn't mean anything else." ”
"What do you want to mean!? Don't you get scarred, and you will get up and believe it or not I'll get you under that big tree again. ”
"Believe in it, I obeyed you, and at this time I was still unforgiving. I see that it is getting dark, and while the sun is not setting, let's hurry to the cave behind the waterfall, I have seen it, it is very safe, at least don't worry about the hellish weather. ”
Jia Baoyu just wanted to struggle to get up, but he collapsed on the ground with a sigh, sighed, but looked at Lin Xiaoxiao with his eyes, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.
Lin Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and sneered: "Manly man, don't fall behind if you lose your skin and flesh, don't pretend to me, your little injury is still far from your intestines." ”
"I didn't expect you to be so hard-hearted, which doesn't match your beauty. When Jia Baoyu said this, he looked pitiful.
But before the words came out, Jia Baoyu had already been kicked on the buttocks, and he screamed in pain, so he had to hurriedly struggle to get up, but he limped and couldn't walk three steps, so he collapsed to the ground crookedly, and only half of his butt landed on the ground.
Lin Xiaoxiao looked at him like this, so he had to pout, blushed and helped Jia Baoyu up, and the two walked forward step by step.
Jia Baoyu had injuries on his feet, and his buttocks were also punctured, and the bleeding did not stop, and he couldn't go far, so he couldn't hold on anymore, so he had to hug Lin Xiaoxiao's waist, gasping and saying: "Let's go on like this, I'm afraid we won't be able to get to the cave before dark, and we can only spend the night in this forest tonight, I'm nothing, but you can't be afraid! If it rains heavily and the wind blows again, let's ......."
Before he finished speaking, Lin Xiaoxiao took away Jia Baoyu's hand around his waist, and said angrily: "Take away your dog paws, and if you are verbose, I will throw you here." ”