Chapter 14 Sister-in-law, my grandson is coming out
Before Han Chen, he was just a down-and-out scholar, poor to death, and had no literary talents, and he had never had the experience of spending in entertainment venues such as Qingyulou.
I only had one contact with a young lady with professional quality in my life, but I was called by that Marven, deliberately entertaining and teasing, just like that, until I died, I never forgot the painting fan, and I was resentful.
Therefore, Aunt Han knows very little about the rules of the entertainment venues of the Dawu Dynasty, and even if he knows a little, it is hearsay.
At the banquet, the young ladies' usual means of hospitality are a little unplayable.
It's nothing more than singing and composing poems for pairs, and to put it simply, it's a drinking order.
In order to run sales, Aunt Han crisscrossed the wine field in his last life, and there was no room for those "two little bees" and other things that he would know.
However, Han Chen is the best at pulling the relationship closely, and after some small talk and persuasion to drink, it is true, and Chen Houzhao Chen Zilong is like a half-brother!
"It is rumored that after the first year of the new department, he wrote a preface to "Journey to the West", and explained the truth in it thoroughly, and commented on the essence of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism one by one, I don't know if the virtuous brother has ever watched it?"
But it was that Chen Zilong saw that Han Chen didn't want to talk more about poetry and songs, but he spoke well, which suited his appetite, and he didn't want to fall in front of his brother who was not crazy, so he forcibly found a topic.
Although it has entered a fork in the road of time and space, the inertia of history is extremely strong, the Wu Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty of Han Chen's world have many similarities, and even the historical figures have a very high overlap rate, and this world, there is also "Journey to the West", which is also listed as a banned book by the imperial court.
But now that the Dawu Dynasty has been established for 200 years, the literary style is at its peak, and the scholars have long stopped taking the rules set by Emperor Taizu Chen Youliang seriously, that is, the book is banned, and it has been reprinted countless times, and it has fed countless storytellers.
The champion of the new department was not afraid, and personally went down to write a preface to the banned book, which shows how much the Wu Dynasty's ideology has surged at this time.
Therefore, the story of "Journey to the West" is not said to be a reader, even the old woman in the market is also familiar.
Chen Houzhao was a young man, and recognized that Han Chen was a talented madman, and deliberately picked a banned book to say, to put it bluntly, it was a bit of a desire to win, subtext, brother, I am not bad, and I dare to ignore the imperial decree!
Han Chen smiled, he didn't know who the new champion was, how did he know what the order that person was like.
However, Aunt Han is not afraid!
"That Journey to the West, it's nothing more than that the monsters with the background have all been picked up, and the monsters without the backstage have been killed, what can I say!"
As soon as these words came out, Chen Zilong was stunned for a moment, this insight, he was really 108,000 miles away from his brother!
Reader, you are deviant and incapable of the air, that is called madness, in modern terms, it is incompetent and furious.
But if you have the ability and literary talent, you are called quite the style of the Wei and Jin dynasties.
Han Chen's character design is like this, as soon as this backstage theory came out, it suddenly stabilized.
"Brother Wei also has some experience in Journey to the West, today the wine is strong, and I have the cheekiness to talk to the virtuous brother in the last paragraph."
Han Chen put down the wine glass, and first turned his face to let Liu Niang wipe her mouth with a close-fitting handkerchief.
All the young ladies cheered and cheered, and they all listened attentively, wanting to see what new ideas Han Gongzi could say about this well-known Journey to the West.
Chen Houzhao sat up straight, also waiting to listen to his brother's high opinion.
Han Chen smiled secretly in his heart, Qinglou Wine Banquet, you have to discuss the new champion, Brother Xian, you are still too young!
Such a good track, if you don't drive, wouldn't it be a waste?
Don't panic, the old driver will take you to ensure that the speed of the car is fast enough to fly!
"Let's talk about it, three borrowed banana fans."
Han Chen smiled, sit tight, it's time to start!
"On that day, Tang Seng and his apprentices came to the Flame Mountain, the fire was raging, and the land lord told Sun Dasheng that if he wanted to extinguish the flames of the Flame Mountain, he had to ask the Iron Fan Princess for a banana fan."
"The iron fan princess is the wife of Sun Dasheng's sworn brother Bull Demon King, and she is angry that Sun Dasheng has ruined the comfortable life of his child Red Child, and he is unwilling to borrow a banana fan."
The two started hand-to-hand combat, and Sun Dasheng turned into a worm and got into the belly of Princess Iron Fan.
"Sun Dasheng said: Sister-in-law, I am already in you.
The princess of the iron fan said: Ah, it hurts, I can't stand it, you come out quickly.
Sun Dasheng said: Sister-in-law opened her mouth, my grandson is coming out.
The two were fighting, and no one noticed that the Bull Demon King was outside the door at this time and heard all this. ”
Speaking of this, Han Chen picked up his wine glass and moistened his throat.
"Then what should the Bull Demon King do? One is a righteous brother, and the other is a wife. Dilemma. ”
Chen Xiaoxianggong thought that Aunt Han was going to talk about brotherly love, so he tested himself, and suddenly sat upright with blazing eyes.
"No, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess are gone."
Aunt Han is breezy and calm, and the square plate handle is extremely stable.
The girls have already heard the taste, and at this moment they are laughing, the flowers and branches are trembling, and they are self-organizing, and they whisper in Chen Houzhao's ear to explain carefully, and the little Xianggong also laughed out loud, and drank three glasses in a row, shouting for fun!
Liu Niang softened her body with a smile, and leaned into Aunt Han's arms, full of warm fragrance and extremely plump, not comparable to ordinary hairtail fish.
The young lady who listened to the six ways and watched in all directions immediately frowned, if you want to suffer, my mother is really greedy for Han Gongzi's body!
"Brother is really temperamental, why don't we bow down!"
That Chen Houzhao laughed until he was angry, and suddenly got up, "It's rare to meet a wonderful person like my brother, it's my creation!" ”
Han Chen looked confused, brother, I just finished talking about the Bull Demon King and leaving, you have to be a righteous brother with me...... Little brother, are you sure you're not greedy for my lady?
The two slaves behind Chen Houzhao who stood quietly with their hands hanging down immediately raised their heads, their eyes were surprised, and they stopped talking, and finally, the old servant shook his head slightly, and the young servant's lips pursed, but he didn't dare to say anything after all.
A group of young ladies cheered, and immediately put on the worship supplies, Han Chen and Chen Houzhao knelt side by side in the direction of Fenghua River, and became sworn brothers.
The two got up, looked at each other and smiled, and a sense of closeness came out of their hearts.
The ancients promised that this worship, the two of them will be good in the future, and they can entrust their wives and children to their lives.
When I re-entered the table, this feeling was different, and the two brothers pushed the cup and changed the lamp again, and there was no sense of alienation that was already not much.
Chen Houzhao Chen Xiaoxianggong, at this time, he was happy, full of interest, talking about martial arts, from the arrangement of troops to the recent situation on the nine sides, he turned out to know everything.
At this time, the Wu Dynasty, Chengping for 200 years, except for a slight war on the nine sides, the rest of the place was very stable, and the martial spirit at the beginning of the founding of the country had long been lost.
Although it is not as good as the end of the Ming Dynasty in another time and space, the seven-rank civil officials dared to kill the third-rank military generals, but it is not far behind.
Literati practice martial arts, and all the scholars talk about it, after all, military merits can be knighted.
But there are not many who really dive down to learn martial arts knowledge.
Like Chen Houzhao, he is proficient in all rules and regulations, not fooling, and even rarer.
Even, Chen Xiaoxianggong has plans for how to stabilize the nine sides and balance foreign races, and he is really not boasting.
While chatting with Han Chen, Aunt Han secretly figured out in his heart that Ningbo Mansion is not far from Yingtian Nanjing, and although his sworn brother is dressed as a scholar, he is so proficient in martial arts, it must be a family history.
In the city of Nanjing, there are many martial arts, and I don't know which family my brother is the son of?
If you really want to talk about heels, the Chu family of Yue Guo Gong is also in the same vein as Wuxun, our brothers, we are not wronged!
Chen Houzhao said that the rise, the strict discipline at home on weekdays, where is the opportunity to talk about the ambition in the chest?
Even if I wanted to speak, no one would listen.
His eldest brother is extraordinary, although he is not very proficient in martial arts, he can get to the point in every sentence, what queue training can enhance discipline, what soldier drill can form a knee-jerk reaction, there are all kinds of things, and his knowledge is no worse than the masters invited from home!
Could it be that this is the so-called tactile bypass?
My brother is talented!
The two of them talked about the moon in the middle of the sky, and they still felt unfinished.
It's just that tonight, I must stay in the Sunny and Rainy Building.
The big cow in the corner of the yard was filled with a lot of wine by the big teapot, and ate a lot of big fish and meat, and he was already sleepy on the table, snoring, and he didn't care about the task of supervising his uncle.
Chen Houzhao only felt that he had lived for more than ten years, and only today did he find a confidant, and his spirit was inexplicable.
In the current atmosphere of the Wu Dynasty, the sword of the scholar is romantic, and the government does not care.
Because of the peerless swordsmanship rewarded by the system, Han Chen had long wanted to get a blade to carry with him, but he didn't have time yet, but he didn't expect that Chen Xiaoxianggong would send it over.
As soon as the saber came into his hand, Han Chen felt extraordinary.
This is a Japanese knife, because the style is not suitable for literati to carry, specially found a famous craftsman to change to the shape of a horizontal knife.
The scabbard is wrapped in black fish skin, and there are two copper hoops at the front, on which are tied a thin rope the thickness of the little finger, which is the so-called Persian double ring, which was first transmitted from the Western Regions, and then gradually became the way to wear the sword, which can be hung around the waist, especially loved by the literati.
The handle of the knife is also finely wound with fish skin, which is extremely beautiful, although it is a little worse than the hemp rope winding sweat-absorbing ability, but the appearance is justice.
At the end of the handle, the nose of the knife is tied with a knife spike the length of a child's forearm, bright red color, fluttering, very chic.
Han Chen gently stroked the hollow knife head, and with a slight force, he pulled out half of the blade, and the copper cut under the knife head, also known as the knife jaw, was engraved with the word "Muramasa", and there were extremely beautiful moire patterns caused by forging on the blade surface under the jaw.
The name of the demon knife village is in another time and space, and it is also very loud.
It's just that Muramasa is not alone, Muramasa is the name of the sword-making family of Ise, Japan at that time, as long as the knives made by this knife-making family, they are all engraved with the inscription of Muramasa, all of them are Muramasa, known for their gorgeous blades and sharpness.
Since the Song Dynasty, Fusang's bulk trade with China has mainly been based on swords and folding fans, and the forging of Fusang swords at this time has comprehensively surpassed that of the Wu Dynasty, and it is not surprising that Chen Xiaoxianggong wore Muramasa.
"Good knives!"
With peerless swordsmanship, Han Chen naturally knows the goods, "It's just that my brother has no long things, and there is no suitable return gift for my brother." ”
"What did my brother say?"
Chen Houzhao shouted with a male duck voice and a big tongue, "Brother is now trapped in the shallows, some vulgar things, don't worry about it!" When the wind and clouds meet, soaring into the sky, my brother will not forget Zilong! ”
The words were heroic, and Han Chen, an old silver coin who had been in the society for more than ten years, was also emotional.
Even if it is a relationship, it is divided into three, six, nine and so on, for the righteous brother in front of him, Aunt Han is really sincere, and at this time, he can't help but move his true feelings, and he directly carried the village on his waist.
Suddenly, the young ladies were full of heroism, and the young ladies' beautiful eyes were shining.
It was not early, and he had already drunk to his heart's content, and Chen Houzhao smiled strangely and wanted to go to bed.
At this time, the young ladies of Qingyulou stared at Aunt Han one by one, like a white bone spirit seeing Elder Tang.
Liu Niang did not forget the agreement with her daughters, and bluntly said that she was old and decrepit, and she wanted Aunt Han to choose the girl next to her to sleep, and her appearance of this old vegetable skin humiliated the identity of Han Gongzi.
Han Chen smiled suddenly, the master said that if you don't play with fish, you don't play with fish!
What's the matter, you still want to persecute Aunt Ben?
Immediately stood up, hugged Liu Niang's soft waist with one hand, picked up the wine glass with the other, and drank it dry.
"I have a word, give it to Liu Niang!"
Han Chen was seven points drunk and announced loudly.
The courtyard was suddenly silent, leaving only the sound of the Fenghua River flowing water and the snoring of the big cow.
A group of young ladies held their hearts in their hands, and their eyes were full of peach blossoms.
It's coming, he's really coming!
Chen Houzhao also woke up three points from drinking, staring directly at Han Chen, looking forward to it, my eldest brother is going to show his poetry talent again!
"After reading the bitterness of parting at the end of the world, I don't return, and the flowers are as promised.
The bottom of the flowers looked at each other without a word, and the green window spring and the sky were silent.
To tell the acacia lamp, a wisp of new love, a thousand wisps of old hatred.
The most important thing is that the world can't stay, and Zhu Yan is a flowery tree. ”
A butterfly love flower immediately made Liu Niang's tears wet her clothes.
"The most important thing is that the world can't keep it", how did Han Lang come up with it, and stick a knife into people's hearts!
Most of the ancient prostitutes had some knowledge, and if they were the top cards and oirans, they would not lose to serious readers.
In those widely circulated romance legends, why do famous prostitutes often feel sorry for themselves?
It's nothing more than too much knowledge and too much understanding.
If it is a woman, she is proficient in poetry, lyrics, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and her talent in her chest is not inferior to the so-called talents among men, but her status is very low, how can she not be psychologically unbalanced?
But if you are not a prostitute, it is unlikely that you will learn so many things, a young lady from a good family, what is she doing when she learns poetry and sings? Do you want to be a prostitute?
Although Liu Niang is now twenty-seven or eighteen years old, she is the old bustard of the Qingyu Building, but ten years ago, she was the top brand in the building!
With such a background, she is not bad at learning, but it is precisely because she has talent to learn that she can understand Aunt Han's song of butterfly love flowers.
Throwing the wine glass in his hand to the ground, Han Chen hugged Liu Niang and walked away, going straight to the two-story building behind him......
The young ladies are all with beautiful eyes and tears in their eyes, mother's experience, it's worth it!
Chen Houzhao laughed, very happy, and had no jealousy at all.
My brother is talented, and after tomorrow, there will be one more masterpiece for Ningbo Mansion to sing!
This night, Han Chen slept very sweetly, and the tension, uneasiness, and even the pressure caused by being murdered after the crossing dissipated.
How else to say that women are men's fire extinguishers?
In the early morning, Aunt Han and Chen Xiaoxianggong walked out of the Qingyu Building with their servants against the mist by the Fenghua River.
The two brothers looked at each other and smiled, both feeling that the trip was worthwhile.
It's just that Chen Houzhao's two servants stopped talking with a look on their faces, and Da Niu was even more fragmented, muttering in a low voice, and he couldn't explain to the young lady after returning home.
Chen Houzhao brought a carriage, and the luxury car was waiting on the side of the street, and the two brothers were ready to travel in the same car.
As soon as he walked to the side of the carriage, the coachman who had been waiting here for a long time took a small stool for his feet, and the two brothers were humbly asking who would pedal the carriage first, when a sudden change came!
"Soft bones, death!"
A shout is like a thunderbolt falling on your ears!
On the small building on the side of the street, a wooden window lattice suddenly exploded, and the sawdust flew away, like a hidden weapon.
The quietly flowing mist was instantly knocked away, and a majestic figure, wrapped in the electric sawdust, jumped down from the second floor, and the long knife in his hand turned into a long rainbow, slashing straight down at Han Chen's head!