Chapter 978 is weird
Xiong Yu has never believed in ghosts, but if there are ghosts, where does this voice come from?
Xiong Yu was silent for a moment, a gleam flashing in his eyes, and he silently sneaked towards the woman's cry, wanting to see the real reason.
However, before leaving, Xiong Yu used the snake's mobile phone to dial the phone of the little inujiro, and used ventriloquism to imitate the hoarse voice of the poisonous snake and said a paragraph: "Boss, I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva, Guanyin Bodhisattva said, the sea of bitterness is boundless, turn back is the shore, persuade me to take refuge in Buddhism, I thought about it, the Bodhisattva is right, I won't follow you anymore, of course I won't take refuge in Buddhism, I am ready to go home and marry the widow of the village, have two children, live a stable life, the boss cherishes." ”
After Xiong Yu finished saying this with ventriloquism, he hung up the phone directly, and pulled out the mobile phone battery and threw it aside.
The night was silent, and because Inujiro's mobile phone was on hands-free, not only did he hear it, but the kidnappers and hostages also heard it, and his face was confused.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, weird Buddhism, married the king's widow, gone?
What kind of mess is this?
The little Inujiro was also stunned, and it took a long time for him to come back to his senses and say angrily: "Yaga! The head of the viper was kicked by a donkey, and it died. ”
Inujiro was furious, and he used Chinese and Japanese together, and he directly called back the snake's mobile phone, but the mobile phone prompted: "The phone you dialed has been turned off, please dial again later!" ”
"Baga, Baga, Baga, dare to turn off the phone, is the poisonous snake tired and crooked." Inujiro roared.
The old forest was quiet, and the kidnappers finally came back to their senses, and their faces were strange.
"Woo woo woo ......"
"I died so unjustly......"
At the same time, the woman's crying continued to be heard faintly from afar.
Xiong Da Fat leaned into Xiong Ersian's ear and whispered, "Is there really Guanyin Bodhisattva?" ”
Xiong Ershou thought about it seriously, and said mysteriously: "According to our father, our mother burned incense in the Guanyin Temple for three months before she gave birth to me. ”
Xiong Da Pang was shocked and asked, "Because I went to burn incense for Guanyin Niangniang, I gave birth to you?" ”
Xiong Ershou nodded very seriously, and said mysteriously again: "Do you remember when we were young, the three fools in the village were admitted to the university?" I heard that in order to let him be admitted to university, his family will pay tribute to the big temple every fifteenth day of the new year, and burn high incense, ten years like a day, never stopped! If this is not the case, can a person like the three fools be admitted to university? ”
Xiong Da Fat was still a little puzzled, and said: "That's not right, our mother often went to the temple to burn incense when she was a child, why did the family die in the end, our grandfather was starved to death, and we also became kidnappers?" ”
Xiong Ersan thought about it and analyzed carefully: "This is not simple, the incense we burn and the tributes on the tribute, the quality is not as good as the quality of the three fools' family, you think, the immortals are also very busy, there are so many people who burn incense on weekdays, and the immortals are naturally selected to support and help, just like the current gift-giving, if two people compete for a position, of course, the person who gives the gift can be on the throne!" ”
Xiong Da Fat suddenly realized, and said: "Malegobi, it turns out that this is the case, I said how could the three fools be admitted to college, but the two of us have fallen to the point of being kidnappers, it turns out that our mother gave less gifts to the gods, if we had known this rule, we would have to send more even if we were bankrupt!" “
Xiong Ersan sighed: "It's a little late to say this now." ”
Xiong Da Pang then asked, "How are the three fools now?" Isn't it awesome? ”
Xiong Ersan shook his head and said in a low voice: "It is rumored that a few years ago, the third fool became a big official, but after he became a big official, he forgot his mother and was not filial at all. And his mother was angry, and she didn't burn incense for the gods, and as a result, the three fools were arrested and shot two years ago because of corruption! ”
Xiong Da Fat swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "This has given so many gifts to the immortals, how could it end up like this?" ”
Xiong Ersan shook his head and said mysteriously: "There is a way in this, do you think, after these three fools became big officials, they got carried away." Because his mother is not filial, he doesn't give gifts to the gods. And the fairy has always been accustomed to receiving gifts from the three fools' families, and suddenly one day the three fools' families don't give gifts, and the gods must have thought that after the three fools took the throne, they forgot about him, so in a fit of anger, they gave him a disaster and was shot directly! ”
Xiong Da Pang gasped and said, "This immortal is ruthless enough, by the way, how do you know this?" ”
Xiong Ersan shook his head again, and then said: "It's not that the immortals are ruthless enough, it's because once the gift is given, it can't be interrupted, this is the unspoken rule of the immortals, I have also studied history in the past few years, and slowly realized it from the development of history!" ”
Xiong Da Fat looked shocked and asked, "When did you start studying history, we are kidnappers, what's the use of reading that thing?" ”
Xiong Er scratched his head and said: "I was also a few years ago, when I kidnapped a university history professor, I found a shabby book from him, with three words written on it, I felt that the book was very interesting, and I read it, but that book was too difficult to understand, so I found a lot of history books and medieval dictionaries to read, and I don't know why, I always feel that my head has cleared up a lot recently, and many things that I didn't understand before are now slowly enlightened." ”
"You're a lot smarter than you used to be." Xiong Dapang sighed, and then said, "Where is that book?" Let me see when I go back. ”
Xiong Er's thin face showed a strange look and said, "That book has mysteriously disappeared. ”
Xiong Da Fat looked stunned and asked, "How can you say that a good book disappears and disappears?" ”
Xiong Ershou scratched his head and said: "I don't know very well, about two years ago, I fell asleep while reading that book, and when I woke up in the morning, the book was gone, and the strange thing is that after the book disappeared, the content of the book was imprinted in my mind, in addition to the content of the book, there were some other strange things." ”
Xiong Dapang was puzzled: "There will be such a thing, so why didn't you tell me at that time?" ”
Xiong Ersan said: "I'm afraid that you will say that I am talking nonsense, and besides, after the mysterious disappearance of that book, I have not changed much, but I feel that my brain is sometimes very clear, I can see through everything at a glance, and I can think of a lot of weird things, but sometimes I am very dull and can't think of anything." ”
Xiong Da Fat frowned, and said thoughtfully: "How can this be? ”
Xiong Ersan said seriously: "I feel that it may be that I have read too many history books, so this situation will occur, you have time to read more history books, many things in the books are very reasonable." ”
Xiong Dapang nodded and said, "Okay, I'll read more history books when I go back, by the way, are you sure this Guanyin Bodhisattva is real?" ”
Xiong Ersan nodded affirmatively and said: "It must be true, otherwise, with the dark character of the poisonous snake, it is impossible to give up the great profession of kidnapper, and go home to marry a daughter-in-law and farm, the poisonous snake was influenced by Guanyin Bodhisattva!" ”
Xiong Dapang sighed with emotion: "If only the two of us could meet Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”
In the dark night, after losing his temper, Inujiro immediately sent a team of six people, fully armed, with a flashlight to catch poisonous snakes!
For Inujiro, this poisonous snake's behavior is simply a betrayal, which he absolutely cannot tolerate, once this kind of thing starts, and if it can't be dealt with in time, the hearts of the team may be scattered!
As for the crying of the old forest woman, Inujiro didn't pay attention to it anymore, he had already decided that it was the sound of memory generated by the terrain relationship, and it was not a ghost at all.
In a dark corner.
Xiaohuan asked in a low voice: "Grandpa, is this woman's crying really the sound of memory?" ”
"Not necessarily!" The old man said in a deep voice, and then said: "It's strange, why did Lan Gu prompt that person was a little farther away from us again, could it be that that person was among the kidnappers who left?" ”
Xiaohuan asked curiously: "Grandpa, does Guanyin Bodhisattva really exist?" ”
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