Chapter 263: Wooing, Provoking
The prime minister's duty room is naturally low-key and luxurious, and the materials are all first-class.
So when they saw Li Tao's duty room collapse, everyone was stunned.
The same is true for Li Tao, but he thinks differently.
If the old man hadn't gone to Jia's house, he would have been buried below at this moment.
Li Tao is a spirit, he has forgotten the demeanor of any famous general, and has only one thought.
- Broom Star...... That's the old man's lucky star!
When he first met Jia Ping'an, he was worried that Li Jingye would be tired. But gradually, he found that Li Jingye was constantly growing.
This made him doubt the correctness of the broom star's claim.
When he got to the back, he was sure that there was no such thing as a broom star at all.
But at this moment, he had a chill down his spine.
How lucky the old man was, he avoided this catastrophe. And the cause is Xiao Jia.
There are definitely broom stars!
Li Tao thought with certainty.
It's just that this broom star will overcome people and protect people.
He looked around, and the officials were all pale and afraid.
If Li Tao is buried inside, everyone will wait to eat the melon.
"This kind of luck ......," a small official said in a low voice: "No wonder the British Duke has had several ups and downs, but he can still be in charge of Shangshu Province." ”
Li Tao took a deep breath and said, "Call someone to clean up." ”
Later, I heard the news from all over the place.
And then......
"It's the British duke's house that has collapsed."
In an instant, the eldest grandson Wuji felt covered in Sutai.
This is providence!
Remove this opponent, his situation in the court will be much better, and when Chu Suiliang returns, he will integrate it again, and the eldest grandson family will become the top existence in the small circle.
"The British official will walk to the door of the duty room, and it will collapse."
The eldest grandson Wuji was stunned, and immediately thought of Li Tao's leave in the morning, saying where to go......
Go to Jia Ping'an's house.
The eldest grandson Wuji trembled.
"Broom Star!"
He said with some trepidation: "It's a broom star!" It's him! It's him! ”
He wasn't the only one who had such a reaction.
When Li Zhi heard the news, he felt cold.
"It's the broom star that protects him!"
At this moment, Li Zhi couldn't help but have a good impression of the attributes of this broom star.
If Li Tao was buried inside, his life would be even more difficult.
But what does it mean that the broom star can protect Li Tao?
It shows that he is not just capable of overcoming people.
After Concubine Xiao Shufei got the news, she said in a loud voice: "Go and tell Your Majesty, just say that I saw the evil again, and invited the broom star into the palace." ”
Even the king and queen were moved.
But Jia Ping'an was not available.
He was telling Song Buchu and the others how to feed the pigs.
The main experience comes from a pig farmer in Daodaofang, and Jia Ping'an added some.
"Be careful to clean it, rinse the circle every once in a while, and after washing, sprinkle lime with the residual water. Get a straw bale at the door, mix some lime in it, and step on it a few more times in and out. ”
The rest is feeding, no way, still have to rely on the traditional method.
"Jia Senjun actually understands this?" The pig farmer was surprised and said, "The nobles don't want to take a second look!" ”
Zhao Yan was also there, and was driven in by Jia Ping'an to check the situation of the piglet, and said when he heard the words: "Mr.'s knowledge is vast, and raising pigs is nothing. ”
Jia Ping'an, who was slapped, was covered in Sutai.
"Join the army!"
Bao Dongfei also came, his face flushed, as if he had just been chased and killed for cheating.
"What's the matter?" Jia Ping'an walked out of the pigsty, breathed a breath of fresh air, and felt very refreshed.
Bao Dong dismounted and gasped: "The previous British duke's duty ...... Collapsed! ”
it!
Lao Li, you died so miserably!
Jia Ping'an's eyes were red.
Bao Dong continued: "It collapsed just as the British Duke was about to go in. ”
Jia Ping'an was furious, "Take Bao Dong to shovel!" ”
Bao Dong was stunned, "What?" ”
Zhao Yan looked at him sympathetically, "It's." ”
"Join the army and spare your life!"
"Don't shovel ......" Jia Ping'an said lightly: "Baiqi dropped an important thing in the latrine, you go and salvage it." Found the reward, but couldn't find the ...... Punish! ”
Bao Dong knelt down, "I'll go here." ”
But before entering the pigsty, Bao Dong looked at Jia Ping'an with admiration, "When I joined the army, they all said that this is the broom star that protects the British duke." If you can join the army every day, it will be a great blessing! ”
Jia Ping'an: "......"
That's not right!
It was he who asked Li Tao to help, so Li Tao indirectly avoided the catastrophe.
But...... This is not scientific!
Bao Dong shouted inside: "It is said that there are many ants." ”
Is it termites?
That's why it goes.
Jia Ping'an didn't want to be a god.
So he was relieved and prepared to celebrate with a little wine in the evening.
Bao Dong said: "Some masters said that those ants and the British Duke are long-cherished grudges, and the British Duke has been fighting for decades, and killing people is not counted, this is retribution." But those long-cherished grudges disappeared when they joined the army...... Joining the army is mighty! ”
I'm a!
Jia Ping'an found that the people around him were all colorful, and most of them were worshipping.
This is unacceptable!
Jiang Rong also came, and said with a red face: "Jia is really a philanthropic person!" ”
As he spoke, he took a hard breath.
"Jia joins the army, come to the house for dinner."
"Come to my house, my family will get mutton."
"Xiao Jia!" Even Zhao Xianhui was bubbling, beckoning: "Yang Deli's matter, let's discuss it with the two of us." ”
I can't live this day.
Jia Ping'an escaped, and as soon as he came out of the moral workshop, he was blocked by Li Jingye.
Li Jingye knelt down and said, "Thank you, brother, for protecting Ah Weng." ’
it!
Jia Ping'an wants to die!
Then he simply went to the Taishi Bureau.
Lao Li is very light.
"The old man is also suspecting that you are a broom star." Li Chunfeng's words forced Jia Ping'an away.
Standing on the street, Jia Ping'an felt that the world was so big that he couldn't find his own place to live.
The broom star has become a lucky star, who to complain to?
"Jia Ping'an!"
Two chamberlains came, "Your Majesty summons." ”
Jia Ping'an entered the palace all the way, and when he saw Li Zhi, there were several Taoists and monks around him, and Xuanzang was also there.
What is this for?
Jia Ping'an smiled.
Li Zhi didn't speak, and only ordered later: "Take him to Concubine Xiao Shu." ”
Wipe!
He's dead!
Jia Ping'an was taken away with a bitter face.
Li Zhi turned around and asked, "What do you think of this person?" ”
A Taoist stroked his beard and said, "Your Majesty, Poor Dao feels that this young man has a bad spirit. ”
Another Taoist said, "And arrogance. ”
I'm asking you to wait for Jia Ping'an's attributes, what are you doing with all this?
Li Zhi's face darkened, "This teenager may be harmful?" ”
Belch!
I can't say that.
There are too many records of such things in the history books, and if you say it wrong, it will be a catastrophe.
Everyone looked at Xuanzang.
This is the real master.
Li Zhi smiled and asked, "What does the mage think?" ”
Xuanzang lowered his eyebrows and said: "Your Majesty, this young man looks white, and his eyebrows are peaceful, which shows that he is born with Buddha nature......"
Li Zhi's heart moved slightly, and he wanted not to send Jia Ping'an to become a monk, wouldn't it be better to escort Datang and me?
Xuanzang continued: "This young man's eyes are a little unruly, which shows that there is some evil spirit in ......."
The Taoist who said evil qi earlier couldn't help but feel honored and coughed dryly.
Xuanzang knew what the emperor wanted, so he avoided those topics, "This kind of evil qi should be slowly grinded away, and it is not a good place to go in front of the Buddha, and the poor monk thinks that the evil qi should be polished in the red dust." ”
That's all there is to it.
Li Zhi smiled slightly, "It's hard work." ”
Jia Ping'an didn't know that he almost became a monk, but when he arrived at Concubine Xiao Shu, he found that his treatment had changed.
"Tea!"
"Got some snacks!"
"Bring the veil."
Jia Ping'an was stunned.
What does that mean?
Concubine Xiao Shufei smiled skillfully, and actually brought the teacup to Jia Ping'an with her own hands.
"I heard that your family is gone, poor pity." Concubine Xiao Shufei looked at the young man, her eyes flashed with a light of calculation, "You have suffered a lot outside, right?" ”
Jia Ping'an was dumbfounded.
What is this girl trying to do?
Woo me?
Hehe!
Jia Ping'an felt in his heart, Jiang Hongyi saw him in a daze, so he smiled and said, "Concubine Shu pities you!" You don't thank you anymore. ”
What a fool!
Once it was concluded that this was a solicitation, Jia Ping'an began to pretend to be stupid.
After some tossing, Jia Ping'an was only vague.
Concubine Xiao didn't listen to the story, frowned and said, "You have to think about it, don't regret it." ”
This woman is crazy.
This is the palace, you are blatantly wooing the second-in-command of the hundred horses, what are you trying to do?
It didn't take long for Li Zhi to get the news.
"Not bad."
Master Jia has such an unmoved spirit in the face of wooing, and Li Zhi is relieved.
Turning back, he went to the harem.
Go to Concubine Xiao Shu first.
"Your Majesty!"
Concubine Xiao Shu greeted her happily and smiled very coquettishly.
But in the eyes of the emperor, how beautiful a beauty can be found, what is coquettish, what is stout, that is just a spice.
And in the eyes of some Wenqing emperors, once they are infatuated with a certain woman, then she is their own life.
Don't say who is good and who is bad, but the truly rational emperor knows that he has no qualifications and possibilities to favor anyone.
"Jia Ping'an is here today, but he has found the source of the evil spirit?" Li Zhi smiled and looked like a good-tempered husband.
Concubine Xiao Shu paused for a moment, and then smiled: "I didn't find it!" Your Majesty, let him enter the palace tomorrow. ”
Li Zhi said with a smile: "Look at it, he has an errand, and he can't be called into the palace at any time, otherwise the official will be impeached." ”
Xiao Shi said disdainfully: "Just take it." ”
This stupid woman, if I hadn't supported you behind my back, would have been killed by the queen a long time ago.
Li Zhi was vague and went to the queen later.
"Your Majesty." Queen Wang is relatively much more stable, "Your Majesty has seen a lot of reduction, and the concubines are worried. This is because of poor care, and the concubine heard that there is a Wu clan in Ganye Temple who is very loyal and diligent, or ...... The concubine took her into the palace? ”
Li Zhi said calmly: "What is she capable of?" ”
Queen Wang said with a smile: "That martial artist is straightforward and serious, the concubine thinks!" What is the benefit of such a person being lost in the Ganye Temple? The concubines in the palace are in charge of things, and they are flawless. Others are either proud, or their minds are not pure, so that His Majesty is at a loss in the palace, and the concubines think that they should rectify it. The best way is to take Wu Mei and let those people see what loyalty is. ”
That's a lot of words for you!
He was also triumphant and full of confidence.
You feel like you're in control.
But so do I.
Li Zhi smiled and said, "Look at it." ”
The scumbag's answer made Queen Wang more and more happy, "The concubine will start here, and when His Majesty's filial piety is over, I will take her in." ”
"Whatever." Li Zhi felt that he heard the death knell ringing.
He glanced at the queen with pity in his eyes.
I want that woman to enter the palace in order to clean you and the Xiao family.
Then...... Just as you want.
He smiled and walked away.
The days of the emperor were busy, so busy that he did not notice the passage of time.
"Your Majesty, the British public advises that Ashina Helu is rebellious, and Datang should be on guard early."
"I see."
The matter of Ashina Helu has recently become the hottest topic in the court.
Jia Ping'an, who finally got a rest, did not escape this topic.
"Brother, when is Ashina Helu coming?" Li Jingye is still an idiot, probably too entangled in this problem, and smashed the stool of Lao Jia's house with one punch.
Yang Deli, who was looking forward to the future days with Aunt Wang, was stunned for a moment.
This stool isn't cheap!
When he first bought furniture, Yang Deli said that saving was important, but Jia Ping'an adhered to the style of later generations, and he must be in place in one step in terms of furniture, which is more expensive and better quality.
So even if it is a stool, the price is a pain in cutting meat in Yang Deli's opinion.
Now he was beaten by Li Jingye......
Cao Er came, "Lang Jun, breakfast is ready." ”
Yang Deli's heart ached, "If you have a bad stomach, you won't eat it." ”
He calculated for a moment, and said that he would have to skip breakfast for ten days to fill the hole of the stool.
Breakfast was very hearty, especially Li Jingye, who had obviously eaten at home, but he still ate a big bowl of gluttony, plus a leg of mutton.
"Brother, let's go watch the ass dance."
What is the so-called warm thought......
Li Jingye is like this now.
Jia Ping'an frowned, "Those will only make you empty." ”
Li Jingye sniffed, "It is said that there is a new prostitute, more powerful than any Yaxiang, today she is going to the spring, and there are many people who say that they want to go and see!" ”
"What does that have to do with you?" Jia Ping'an, who has experienced the era of entertainment to death in later generations, has no heart for the so-called stars.
It's all carbohydrates, and he has to eat and drink Lazar, and it is impossible for him to worship and chase stars.
Li Jingye said excitedly: "The younger brother doesn't want to go, but the prostitute said that there is no man in Chang'an City who makes her heart." What else does she say...... His own poetry is unparalleled. ”
"It's my business!" Not to mention that it is a unique poet, even if it is unparalleled in people and wealth, Jia Ping'an will not be moved. Unless Li Taibai came, he might go to this half-immortal to drink.
"But the woman said that brother, you are useless, and those poems are not in her eyes." Li Jingye begged: "Brother, we can't let a woman be proud, right?" ”
If this is true, Jia Ping'an will turn around and run naked!
But Li Jingye was so enthusiastic, he could only agree.
The two went all the way to Qujiangchi.
Qujiang Pond was fully opened today, and many hawkers at the gate moved their stalls when they heard the news.
Qujiang Pond was originally just a low-lying area, and the water flowed to a lower place, and gradually the water became a lake. It is famous for its curvature of the water, and the so-called Qujiang River Drinking Comes from here.
As soon as I entered, I walked slowly along the shore and watched the lake ripple slightly.
"Brother, there's a Han Wuquan over there, it's very big." As soon as Li Jingye came in, he stared at the women wearing shackles.
"Yikes! There are people who sell alcohol there. "A vendor actually came in with alcohol.
"Have a bowl!" Li Jingye paid for it, "Brother, do you want to drink?" ”
Jia Ping'an shook his head, he saw an acquaintance.
Cai Ying!
This admirer of Shangguan Yi was slapped in the face by Jia Ping'an in a poem in Wuxianglou last time, but at this moment he was smiling beside a middle-aged man.
Why do these people want to be so flattering?
If it is to survive, Jia Ping'an will understand and agree.
Survival is the greatest, what do you want to say, that is, standing and talking without backache.
But Cai Ying is not bad for money!
Why such flattery?
Who is that middle-aged man?
"Dedication, who is that person?"
Li Jingye is a native of Chang'an, and at a glance, he recognized the person, "Brother, that's Shangguan Yi." This person said that he was talented. Poetry is great. ”
Hehe!
Jia Ping'an smiled.
Last time in Wuxiang Building, he went, Shangguanyi had just left, Cai Ying made a noise for Shangguanyi, despised Jia Ping'an, and was directly crushed by one of his poems.
Shangguanyi also came today, which shows that he likes beautiful women.
The two sides walked slowly, maintaining a distance of more than ten meters one after the other, Shangguan Yi turned around by chance and said with a smile: "It turned out to be dedication!" ”
Li Jingye gave up his hand, "I've seen Shangguan Shaojian." ”
Shangguan Yi said with a smile: "Seeing that you are getting stronger and stronger, the old man is very happy. ”
He glanced at Jia Ping'an and didn't ask, because it was unnecessary.
If a person is talented and very good, then he will gradually become a reserved person from being kind to people. The process is slow, and there are some inner entanglements in between.
Cai Ying said in a low voice: "Young eunuch, that's the broom star." ”
Shangguan Yi sighed, remembering the last time he went to Wuxianglou to compose poems.
"It was him last time." Cai Ying said excitedly: "The young eunuch just left to compose a poem, and he came, and then he was triumphant, unstoppable, what kind of poem did he compose...... Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir, young eunuch, this person is very proud, and he despises you, so he couldn't stand it at that time, but they were more powerful than a hundred horsemen, hey! ”
Shangguan Yi glanced at Jia Ping'an and said with a smile: "Is that so?" ”
Later, when everyone arrived at a return bay, there were more than ten men looking into the lake in the pavilion in front of them.
There was a boat in the lake, and a small boat slowly approached.
There was a woman standing at the bow of the boat, wearing a white dress, with her head slightly raised, looking a little out of the dust.
When the boat came ashore, the woman came up, and the men cheered, and then welcomed her into the pavilion.
"Minghui has seen all Langjun."
Minghui's face was white and almost transparent, and there was a weak breath that made the man feel pity.
Shangguan Yi and Cai Ying are here.
"Young Eunuch Shangguan is here."
The crowd cheered.
Minghui's eyes burst into brilliance, "Where is the young eunuch Shangguan?" The slave had already heard of his literary name, but he was so fortunate today! ”
Shangguan Yi's literary name is evident at this moment, and some people call his poems Shangguan style, which is the moment to pull the wind.
He was also quite proud, and after all the stars were arched over the moon, he smiled and said, "The old man is here!" ”
Ming Hui stepped forward and saw Shangguan Yi, and couldn't help but say happily: "I've seen Shangguan Young Eunuch, and the slave has no regrets today." ”
Cai Ying glanced at the back, and a look of ridicule flashed in her eyes, "That broom star is also here, saying that he is a poet!" ”
When everyone turned around, they saw Jia Ping'an and Li Jingye standing outside the pavilion, pointing to a fisherman and saying something happily.
"Brother, this fish is so big!"
"It's not small."
Jia Ping'an also fished in his previous life, and his favorite thing was to watch other people's catches.
Less joy, more envy.
Belch!
This person actually ignored Minghui?
Cai Ying shouted: "Compose poems today, can Jia dare to join the army?" ”
Jia Ping'an didn't have this idea at all, waved his hand and said, "I can't do something." ”
The fisherman said timidly, "Do you want to buy fish?" ”
"Buy it!"
At the moment, the fish is not very tasty, so the price is not high.
The fisherman was delighted, and after some discussion, the price was agreed.
Over there, Shangguan Yi has already composed a poem, which is lingering and graceful.
"Good poetry!"
Everyone couldn't help cheering, even Minghui blushed, and said, "The slave has a Lanzhou, is it possible to take a gentleman on a ride?" ”
This is a bright invitation!
The crowd couldn't help but laugh.
Cai Ying felt high-spirited, and the last time she was humiliated by Jia Ping'an, she flared up, and said: "Jia joined the army, how can she be like a woman today?" ”
Jia Ping'an, you!
What is the ...... It's humiliating!
Shangguan Yi smiled, last time Jia Ping'an crushed him with a poem, but he felt that he did it casually, so he was angry, and today he was angry.
Ming Hui covered his mouth and said: "Shangguan Shaojian's poems are wonderful, why make things difficult?" ”
This vague praise made Shangguan Yi's eyes shine.