Chapter 1928: Teach the Little Witch a lesson

I wanted to recuperate in the hot spring pool, but unfortunately, my dream was disturbed by the little witch.

Zhen Cheng had the heart to lie on the bed and sleep well, but what was annoying was that the little witch sat in front of the bed without abandoning, looking at herself intently like a mental patient.

"You've just given birth, you need to take care of your body!" Zhen Cheng covered his eyes with one hand, suppressed the anger in his heart, and tried to comfort him gently.

"Wrong! It's Bai Lingsu production, not me! I'm not tired at all! Seeing Zhen Cheng in pain, the little witch was unusually happy, thought about it, and continued to add, "I've been sleeping for tens of thousands of years, and I don't want to sleep anymore!" ”

Zhen Cheng was speechless, his eyes were hot and uncomfortable, a feeling of pepper noodles getting into his eyes, Zhen Cheng had an urge to cry.

"You hang out with me!" The little witch was very curious about Shijie outside, but she was a little worried when she went out alone. After all, the times are different, and if you mess around, you won't be able to go back to this yard, and you'll be in trouble.

"You're still a maternity! Now when you go out, how do you explain it to outsiders? Don't forget, you're a white spirit now, not some bullshit little witch, understand? Zhen Cheng removed the back of his hand, looked at the little witch with great annoyance, his voice was full of anger, and he said almost word by word, "I want to rest now, do you understand?" ”

"Whether you rest or not, it's my bird business!" Her request was rejected by Zhen Cheng, and the little witch was in a very unhappy mood, she glanced at Zhen Cheng and threatened angrily, "If you don't take me out, then I'll go out by myself!" Since I'm a maternity, I'll wait to go out with the baby! ”

"You dare!" Zhen Cheng yelled angrily, "Don't you act like a psychopath, okay?" Don't forget, we're in partnership now! ”

"Cooperation?! Do you remember when we were working together? Then let me ask you, what do you need to do if you want to cooperate with me, do you remember? ”

"What am I going to do?" In Zhen Cheng's memory, he never seemed to have promised the little witch anything. Looking at the familiar face in front of him, Zhen Cheng felt that he was about to schizophrenia.

"I'm going to fight! I'm going to kill! The little witch said in a cold tone, "I've been asleep for so many years, and if I don't kill people anymore, I will forget the smell of blood!" ”

The little witch's pretty face was glowing with excitement. The intention of killing was revealed in the tone of the little witch, and Zhen Cheng couldn't help but shiver.

"You think you're good at fighting, don't you?" Zhen Cheng sat up slowly, rubbed his red eyes, and asked as he got out of bed.

"Nonsense! Of course I can fight! The corners of the little witch's mouth twitched with a trace of disdain, and she said very proudly, "I think back then, I could deal with a group of masters in the cultivation realm alone!" ”

"Do you know the Cultivation Realm?" Zhen Cheng put on his slippers, just wanted to get up, heard the words of the little witch, and looked at the little witch in surprise.

"What's so great about the cultivation realm! Our Demon Realm is much stronger than the Cultivation Realm. Those people in the cultivation realm are almost the same as you, and they are very hypocritical! What kind of bullshit Qi training period, foundation building period, Jindan period or something, I can easily solve a lot of it alone! ”

"Can you still now?" Zhen Cheng's tone was full of ridicule, and he asked without joy or sorrow.

"Fart!" The little witch stood up, spun around, and then pointed at Zhen Cheng's nose and scolded, "Look at this body, it looks like a fight?" Bai Lingsu's body is suitable for engaging and fighting with you in bed, this small body can be used for hair! ”

The little witch was full of anger and complained unusually dissatisfied.

"Then why don't you hurry up and find a body haode, what are you doing with delaying time!" Zhen Cheng took the opportunity to persuade, although he knew that this was simply playing the piano to a donkey.

"Look for a fart!" The little witch was furious by Zhen Cheng's teasing, and continued to scold, "Do you think that the remnant soul can be reborn in anyone? ”

"I didn't see how hard it was for you!" Zhen Cheng, who was about to get up, simply sat calmly on the edge of the bed and lifted Erlang's legs.

"Shit! You know a bird! The little witch spun around in circles on the ground, angrily threatening, "Are you going out with me?" ”

"You have legs on your body, you can go wherever you want, I don't bother to take care of you!" The little witch's eyes flickered, Zhen Cheng was sure, the remnant soul in front of him must have some scruples, otherwise he would definitely not beg to follow.

"Bang-" The little witch danced angrily, raised her arm, and slapped herself twice.

Bai Lingsu's skin was delicate and fair, and he slapped him twice, and there were immediately two more red palm prints on his two small faces.

"Damn! What are you doing! Zhen Cheng was so angry that he scolded loudly, "Do you want to die?" ”

"Yes!" The little witch looked at Zhen Cheng with stubbornness in her eyes, and said without giving in, "If you don't listen to me, I'll slap Bai Lingsu!" If you don't go out with me, I'll strip naked right now and run out into the street!" ”

Zhen Cheng was so angry that he wanted to kill, but looking at the little witch in front of him who couldn't kill or fight, there was nothing he could do. It's absolutely impossible to go out, but it doesn't seem like it's okay to let the little witch mess around like this. People outside don't talk about it, if the little witch screams like this, it is estimated that Wu Xin and Yan Jiu'er will be aware of it.

Rat-throwing taboos, how can people not bow their heads under the eaves and other idioms keep popping up in Zhen Cheng's mind, but Zhen Cheng really can't just agree to the little witch.

Playing self-harm, I followed the wish of the little witch, so what if I have a new trick next time, what should I do?

Zhen Cheng glanced at the little witch, stood up, and walked slowly towards the sofa.

Seeing Zhen Cheng leave the bed, the little witch was overjoyed, and when she saw Zhen Cheng walk to the sofa and turn on the TV, the little witch was so angry that her face turned red, she raised her arms, and wanted to slap herself.

"Fan later!" Catching a glimpse of the little witch's movements out of the corner of his eye, Zhen Cheng hurriedly stopped, "You just said how you can fight, you come over now to see, are you as good as the people here!" ”

Military programs are being broadcast on the television set, and the pictures of the army, navy, and air force performing dramas are in full swing on the television set.

"Boom-"

"Whoosh-"

"Boom-"

The sound of missiles firing from the television set was one after another. The little witch's gaze was instantly stunned by the picture on the TV.

The memory of the remnant soul is still stuck in ancient times! Living in Zhen Cheng's courtyard, this feeling of antiquity is still very strong. When I came back in the morning, I had been sitting in the car, and the remnant didn't feel strange. Who would have thought that I couldn't understand the picture on the TV in front of me.

The black missiles were shot out, and the power of the explosion instantly wiped out a small mountain. In the memory of the remnant soul, even if he was physically able-bodied, he couldn't do this.

The dust from the explosion of the cannonballs was in the air, and the little witch saw the square tanks. The speed and swiftness that crushed everything, the little witch was terrified.

"Do you have them to fight?" Seeing the little witch's sluggish expression, Zhen Cheng took the opportunity to persuade him, "It's not that I won't take you out, but I'm afraid that you won't be adaptable!" ”

"So what do I do now?" The little witch who wanted to lead the soldiers around to slash and kill just now asked with a dejected face, "I just want to fight, I want to kill!" ”

"If you listen to me, I will be able to meet your request!" Zhen Cheng's gentle appearance is very much like a big bad wolf in sheep's clothing. Bai Lingsu hated blood, but his body was invaded by a remnant soul who loved to kill. In this life, it is really difficult to predict what will happen to you tomorrow.

"Don't lie to me?"

"What am I lying to you for!"

"Then I'll listen to you!" Although the little witch was talking to Zhen Cheng, her eyes were always staring at the TV.

Seeing the exercise on the TV, it was about to switch to the landing battle, Zhen Cheng hurriedly turned off the TV. With the cleverness of the little witch, she must be able to find that even in modern wars, it is still up to people to decide the outcome in the end. Zhen Cheng didn't want to let the little witch know about this so quickly.

"Why is it gone?" For the TV, the little witch still knows. I used to lurk in Bai Lingsu's body, and I didn't know what this square thing was, but this thing could make a sound, and the little witch still knew it. Looking at Zhen Cheng with great confusion, the little witch's eyes were full of studious desire.

"Want to know?"

"Yes!"

"Then listen to me!" Zhen Cheng smiled, and naturally stretched out his hand, wanting to hold the little witch's white jade hand.

"Get out of here!" When Zhen Cheng's big hand was about to grab the little witch's jade hand, the little witch suddenly scolded coldly, "You don't have to follow me to this kind of trick of secretly Chen Cang, if you dare to mess around, I will bite off Bai Lingsu's finger now, believe it or not!" ”

"Ahem-" Zhen Cheng hurriedly withdrew his hand, secretly crying out in his heart. The remnant soul whose feelings inhabit the body of Bai Lingsu is not an ordinary trouble, but it is still a cold sex.

"Teach me knowledge!" The remnant soul knows that if he wants to survive in this shijie, he must understand what is happening in the shijie in front of him. If you still live according to your remaining memories, then you will really disappear in silence.

"Well said!" Zhen Cheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, and hurriedly went to the TV cabinet to get his collection of army acting discs.

Zhen Cheng doesn't have any hobbies, and after forming Hanmang, he has no time to engage in these things. But every time he goes on the street, Zhen Cheng still likes to buy some military-related discs or documentary films.

I threw it in the cabinet when I bought it, and for more than a year, some of the brand new discs were covered in dust. Zhen Cheng didn't expect that his unintentional insertion of willows would come in handy today!

"Look, after reading all of this, you'll know how bad you are!" Zhen Cheng slowly demonstrated how to put the disc into the DVD player, pressed the play button, and told the little witch with a serious face, "Study obediently, I'll go to sleep!" ”

"Boom-"

"Whew-"

"Whoosh-"

What answered Zhen Cheng was a deafening sound of gunfire.