Of course, this is just a joke after all, otherwise Cao Cao and Liu Bei might both wake up laughing in their sleep.

Guo Jia is now a treasure in Wang Li's hands, and his importance in Wang Li's heart has long been directly compared to Huangfu Ling'er and Wang Mian, the little boy in Luoyang City, and the status of Zhao Yun's good brothers is no longer comparable.

Over the years, Wang Li has always been very worried that Xi Zhong and Guo Jia have taken the short-lived end in history, so every time he goes on an expedition, he places Fan A or his apprentices next to them, and never dares to leave them half a step.

Zhang Liao, Xu Huang, Zhao Yun and other generals also like Guo Jia's temperament very much, and the ruffian is lazy and casual to the extreme, without half of the so-called sour Confucianism, which is in line with their temper.

And what about our Guo Jia Guo Fengxiao? The same is true, once the interest comes, he immediately calls his friends to eat meat and drink in a large bowl, and where it looks like a scribe, it is clearly a walking wine jar.

After fighting with Guo Jia, Zhang Liao immediately fell into deep thought: "Military advisor, what do you think is the chance that Liu Bei and Cao Cao will join forces?" ”

"I can guarantee that the big-eared thief will 100% join forces with Cao Cao. Although he had just turned his face with Cao Cao, he had already cultivated his cheeks thicker than the city wall when he was weaving mats and selling shoes, and the lord lent Qinghe to him, but when he turned his head, he didn't attack the lord with the stinky socks of King Chen Liujun? ”

Guo Jia glanced out of the tent, with a mocking smile in his eyes, "However, this thief's yin and yang weirdness is the best at figuring out people's hearts, Guo believes that even if he joins forces with Cao Cao, he will not dare to attack us immediately, and the person who asks for it is just to take advantage of the arrival of the lord to build a line of defense with Cao Cao!" ”

Everyone nodded, but they heard the sound of hurried footsteps outside the tent, and Zhang Liao's personal guards strode in: "General Qiyu: Uncle Liu's general Guan Yu came to ask for a meeting!" ”

"Sure enough, as Guo expected, the generals will see as soon as they go!"

Guo Jia laughed, arched his hand to everyone, waved his hand at the guard, took a military robe and hat handed over by the guard, covered his head, retreated to the door of the tent and disguised himself as a small soldier standing guard, stood up straight and stopped moving.

Zhang Liao understood that Guo Jia didn't want Guan Yu to know about his arrival, nodded apologetically to Guo Jia, and immediately greeted Li Dian, Huangfu Jianshou, Zhou Cang and others: "General Guan is here, but he came to urge us to raise troops to attack Cao?" ”

Guan Yu patted his chest in front of Sun Qian and Zhang Fei, but he stumbled under his feet when he ran over excitedly, and he was almost choked to death by Zhang Liao's words, and there was also an unknown red on his perennial jujube red face.

"General Guan, you are here, Zhang's humble tent is simply full of brilliance. This is not the place to speak, and I also ask General Guan to deign to follow Zhang in to drink a glass of light wine and chat! Seeing a sentence, he took Guan Yu, Zhang Liao's face did not change, and he learned to play the lover card with the big ear.

Guan Yu was in a dilemma, and hurriedly waved his hand, his embarrassment overflowing: "General Wenyuan, it's not that Guan doesn't know how to lift, General Wenyuan values love and righteousness and dares to act, a proper hero, Guan has long wanted to push a glass with you to change the wine and talk about it."

It's just that Guan Mou came today not because of the things in the cup, but because he wanted to compensate the general, and asked the general not to be so kind, otherwise Guan Mou didn't know where to put this cheek! ”

"Oh? Isn't it a loss? General, what do you mean by this? Zhang Liao's expression froze, pretending not to know Guan Yu's intentions, and posing contemplatively according to Milos's Venus, "Zhang never remembered when General Guan was sorry for Zhang again."

Isn't it what happened to your army when those sons and daughters outside were cleaning up the battlefield? Although the general can rest assured, you and I are a strip of water, how can we make a fuss because of some trivial things?

General, tell me, which rabbit cub is destroying the relationship between you and me, Zhang is going to bring him and let the general smoke it hard! ”

Zhang Liao also classified Zhuge Liang into the ranks of rabbit cubs in one sentence, Guan Yu only felt that his face was dry for a while, and his face became more and more red, so he had to forcibly interrupt Zhang Liao's gushing "speech", took out the blood letter from his arms and handed it to Zhang Liao.

"General Zhang, Guan can't help but say sorry to you. In the next battle of Xinxi City, Cao Apu lost his armor, you and I won a big victory, and I should have chased Cao Kou with the rest of my hand, and established your and my position in Yuzhou in one fell swoop.

But I didn't want my brother to go out of the city to pursue Cao Cao, and fell into the trap of Cao Cao's general Cao Chun in the west of the city, and was seriously injured. Guan Mou and the three of them married Jin Lan as brothers and sisters, and when they heard that their brother was sad, they were so anxious that they couldn't wait to immediately put on a pair of wings and fly back to a new breath! So..."

"So, General Guan is planning to break his promise and gain weight?"

"When the lord lent Qinghe County to Uncle Liu Huang, Uncle Liu Huang personally promised to catch the three slaves in front of the lord. But now the three slaves have already been driven to the outside of the gate by the lord, but they don't see Uncle Liu Huang leading the troops to pursue, could it be that General Guan is also the same as Uncle Liu, and he no longer keeps his promise between men? ”

"Promises? You say Uncle Liu keeps his promise? Oh my damn, he's got a fart promise! ”

"The lord treats people with sincerity and lends Qinghe County to him, but he turns his horse and attacks the lord for his own benefit. The lord didn't care about his previous suspicions, and gave him another chance to form an alliance, but he fled halfway, and you dare to say that he promised again! ”

As soon as they heard that Guan Yu was going to leave, Zhang Liao, Li Dian and others knew the real reason from Guo Jia, and they immediately became angry, and there was no respect between everyone's words.

Guan Yu's heart was bitter, his brother had been classified as a non-man by them, and he had also become a person like Meng Wubo, who had broken his word and gained weight in history, as if the respect for Shicai was just an illusion generated by himself.

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