Chapter 268: The Tea That Made Li Shimin Cry and Laugh
The scene fell silent for a moment.
Cheng bites the gold and the wicked sue first.
Wei Zheng, who came back to his senses, also scolded: "Cheng bites Jin, you spew blood!" Obviously, a few of you didn't sleep in the middle of the night and climbed the wall of the old man's house. ”
Saluting respectfully, Wei Zheng said again: "Your Majesty! The minister impeached Cheng and bit gold, and climbed the wall in the middle of the night. ”
Cheng Yanjin also stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, a certain general impeached Wei Zheng'er, who didn't sleep in the middle of the night and behaved inappropriately. ”
"You're spewing blood." Wei Zheng immediately blew up.
Fang Xuanling and a group of ministers had cold sweat and black lines on their heads.
Li Shimin looked at Fang Xuanling, who was still calm, and asked, "Xuanling, tell me what the hell is going on." ”
Fang Xuanling was silent, and he also wanted to speak and stopped.
Seeing that Fang Xuanling had nothing to say, Li Shimin looked at Du Ruhui again, "What the hell is going on." ”
Du Ruhui said: "Actually, the minister doesn't know what's going on, but he found that there was a fight in the palace of the king of Hejian County, and the minister went to persuade him to fight." ”
"Yes!" Wei Zheng also said loudly: "Yes! The ministers also went to persuade the fight. ”
Cheng Yanjin immediately shouted: "Wei Zheng, old man, you fart." ”
Wei Zheng blew his beard and glared at the three corpses, "The old man didn't fart!" ”
"His mother!" Cheng Yanjin scolded, "Obviously you sneak around in the middle of the night and don't sleep, do you go outside to find a girl at night." ”
As soon as these words came out, the ministers talked about it.
Wei Zheng's face was flushed with anger, and he took off his shoes and said, "Dare to tarnish my reputation!" Cheng bites gold! The old man fought with you! ”
Cheng Yanjin also took a step forward, "Come on!" I've long seen that Wei Zheng is not pleasing to your eyes, two tricks? ”
The scene was tense, and the brawl between Cheng Yanjin and Wei Zheng was about to break out.
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and the others immediately grabbed Wei Zheng, "Calm down, calm down!" ”
Qin Qiong, Niu Jinda and a group of other generals also grabbed Cheng Yanjin, "Cheng Yanjin, don't mess around." ”
"Enough!" Li Shimin shouted, "Stop it." ”
Li Shimin's big cheers fell, and the two sides held their posture.
Glancing at Cheng Yanjin and Wei Zheng, Li Shimin asked, "Cheng Yanjin, what are you doing climbing people's walls without sleep in the middle of the night?" ”
Cheng Yanjin said: "Wei Zheng's old man, he behaved inappropriately in the middle of the night. ”
"Cheng bites gold!"
Wei Zheng's eyes were on fire, whether it was tolerable or unbearable, and he smashed his shoes on Cheng Yanjin's head.
Cheng Yanjin sneered, "Your Majesty, you saw it, it was Wei Zheng's hand that made the first move." ”
"Shut up!" Li Shimin covered his forehead painfully and said, "First bring Wei Zheng and Cheng Biting Jin to me." ”
Li Junxian hurriedly asked Jin Wuwei's people to take Cheng Yanjin and Wei Zheng out of the Taiji Hall first.
Li Shimin then asked: "Now you tell me what's going on, why can't you sleep one by one?" ”
Qin Qiong stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, it's actually all about tea. ”
Li Shimin looked surprised, "Tea? What tea? ”
Qin Qiong took out a small bag of tea leaves from his arms and said, "That's it, Li Zheng sent it, only a few of us couldn't sleep after drinking." ”
"Really?" Li Shimin looked at the small bag of tea and sniffed it.
Li Xiaogong also said: "Li Zheng also sent some to the minister's house, although it is just some leaves, but making tea does have a unique flavor, and after drinking, he is very energetic at night." ”
"That's it?" Li Shimin looked at the tea leaves curiously.
Looking at this group of generals and ministers, Li Shimin was sycophant in his heart, and thought that it was a thief who had entered the city.
After several inquiries, I learned that it was Cheng Yanjin who climbed the wall of Niu Jinda first.
And then it was Wei Zheng who suffered.
Li Shimin shook his head and sighed, "Cheng Biting Jin has been fined for ten years, and I have thought about it at home. A few of you make trouble during the curfew, and each of you pays three dollars in fines. ”
"Whoa!" A group of great generals and civil officials retired.
Cheng Biting Jin scolded in his mouth, and glanced at Wei Zheng from time to time while walking all the way, "Why should I be fined Cheng Biting Jin, obviously he Wei Zheng is also making trouble." ”
Wei Zheng smiled disdainfully, and proudly raised his head and walked out of Chengtianmen like a victor.
"Wow, yes!" Cheng Yanjin pointed to Wei Zheng's back and said, "Old Niu, Second Brother Qin, look at this Wei Zheng's behavior!" ”
"Alright, the penalty is already very good." Qin Qiong felt very worried, Cheng Yanjin, an old horseman, was too good at making trouble, and the curfew could be big or small, but fortunately, everyone was an official in the same dynasty, and at most they only laughed and scolded a few words.
If someone really has a heart to make trouble, I'm afraid it won't be to charge Ann with plotting to assassinate and rebel.
Qin Qiong glanced at the ministers who were brought this time, and there was no back of the eldest grandson Wuji.
That's reassuring.
After the ministers left, Li Shimin took this small bag of tea and showed the medical officer of the Imperial Medical Department that it was just ordinary tea.
Xu Zhaolin said: "Your Majesty, this is ordinary tea, but it has been fried, it should be non-toxic, and the tea has the effect of refreshing the mind, and it is okay to drink too much." ”
Li Shimin also made himself a bowl, drinking this tea tasted a little astringent, but the aftertaste was very good.
The taste was a little wonderful, and Li Shimin took another sip.
Because of the incident on Suzaku's street, Li Shimin was woken up, and Empress Changsun had to wake up, put on a coat for Li Shimin, and she whispered: "Your Majesty, the children are still asleep." ”
Li Shimin nodded slightly, looked at the tea leaves in the bowl and said, "You taste this tea." ”
Empress Changsun picked up the tea bowl and took a sip, "The taste is a little strange, a little astringent, and sweet." ”
Li Shimin smiled bitterly, "This is the culprit of those generals who don't sleep in the middle of the night." ”
"Is there anything unusual about this tea?"
"Tea is nothing special." Li Shimin pondered and said: "Li Zheng has sent tea to so many ministers and generals of the DPRK and China, but he has not given it to me. ”
Empress Eldest Sun took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "Maybe Li Zheng forgot." ”
"Forgot?"
Empress Changsun said again: "Maybe Li Zheng thinks that these tea leaves can't enter His Majesty's eyes. ”
Li Shimin took a sip of tea depressedly: "When did you even help Li Zheng speak." ”
Empress Eldest Sun looked at Li Shimin's depressed expression and smiled quietly, and took another sip of tea.
When he woke up in the morning, Li Zheng listened to Xu Jingzong's words and knew what was happening in Chang'an, and said in surprise: "More than 30 civil and military ministers, who don't sleep in the middle of the night and make trouble on Suzaku Street?" ”
Xu Jingzong nodded, "It's true, Jin Wuwei was dispatched that night." ”
"Hiss......" Li Zheng gasped, "Is it so exciting?" ”
Xu Jingzong said again: "Later, I learned that it was all the tea from the county marquis, and they couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. ”
“……”
Tea is a good thing to refresh the mind, and people who have been drinking tea for a long time are even counted.
If you drink too much at once, it's no different from Western coffee.
Moreover, tea is more suitable for the physique of the Central Plains people.
Tea has many effects, but people who have never drunk it before suddenly drink a large amount of tea for the first time.
It's the same as beating chicken blood.
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