426 Promotion to Shaman (2)
And this 'dog skin plaster' is like a dogskin plaster, while playing a scoundrel, while pretending to be a coquettish expression, complaining about me vigorously, I have to admit that I am 'favoritism'~ Anyway, where did this little girl learn this idiom? I was amazed that she spoke Chinese so fluently, but I didn't expect to use idioms?
But I've always been afraid that people will be coquettish to me~ Or: I'm actually the opposite personality of 'soft and hard don't eat this character'~ I eat both soft and hard~ Whether it's others intimidating me or being coquettish to me, in fact, I can't resist it~ But if the other party is too much, I'm still very resentful, and then I will secretly retaliate against the weak personality that went back!
Thinking about it this way, after I came to Datang, I married Cheng Tie, the eldest lady of the Cheng Biting Jin family, as the eldest lady, and she is also a *** master~ It seems that this is really a good choice! With this guy, I've never been bullied like this!
Thinking of this, I can't help but miss the two of them again, and I don't know where these two guys kidnapped this team of 'logistics soldiers' who originally belonged to my subordinates and the unreliable bastard Dugu Mou, where did they go wild? I've come to chase them here, but I've been entangled in all kinds of accidents!
"Eh~ No, I have to send Ah Yue away quickly, and after fulfilling the wish promised to her, I have to set off quickly! Otherwise~ maybe they will miss the award! I said helplessly, after all, I have too much time to delay on the grassland! In this case, the meaning of me going to find them seems to be getting smaller and smaller, maybe I haven't found them yet, these people are because they defeated the Turkic khan, and then the class teacher returned to the court! After all, although I don't study history very well, and I don't know the specific time, no matter what, I also know that this battle was a complete victory for the Tang Dynasty! That's why I came to the prairie so boldly...... It's just that every time I think of the scope of Chang'an, all kinds of troubles come to me one after another...... Forehead! Thinking astray again, now is not the time to reminisce about the past!
Looking back, I glanced at Ana Ren, who was still coquettish, and Ah Yue, who was looking at the two of us blankly. I always feel that Ah Yue's eyes seem to be full of sharp blades~ "Forget it, let's get rid of Ana people quickly!" ”
After I muttered to myself, I directly wanted to throw Ana people off me, but this guy doesn't look small, but she has a lot of strength, and I didn't use it for a long time~ Then I had to agree to her request~ After giving her a box with a lot of props, I made a heart and asked Ana to go to Ah Yue, and asked Ah Yue to lend Ah Yue a copy of the use of the props I just said...... Of course, the props I gave to the Ana people were missing key chargers and USB sticks full of GIFs! After all, I'm going to let Ah Yue 'promote the glorious profession of shaman', and it's not that people are giving away it for nothing~ After all, those props are for the ancients~ It's not an exaggeration to say that it's an artifact!
"Hehe~ If you do this, that Ana person will have to beg Ah Yue! In this case, wouldn't you owe Ah Yue a favor? I said proudly.
After all, I didn't give the Ana people a charger, so when the Ana people's props ran out of power, they could only beg Ah Yue's, besides, I always felt that this Ah Yue was not as smart as the Ana people, so I think that after the Ana people got these props, they might be able to develop some more foolish ways to use them! So after Tia Yue kept a hand, I don't believe that Ah Yue would really be stupid enough to let the Ana people invent a new way to use it without learning it......
When everything is settled. Because the Ana people were given an extra prop, they let the Ana people perform their 'shaman's unique trick again~ It is the method of exorcism.
After seeing Ana's performance, I was surprised to find that this guy's performance is really no different from magic tricks! And the number is really not much~ For example: 'Go up the knife mountain, go down to the sea of fire, and there are also oil pots, cone beds, firecrackers in the palms, incense to burn skin and meat, bamboo mat boats, and bamboo baskets to hold water! There are no performances like this! I'm still looking forward to seeing the Ana people put on a big show! As a result, this guy has nothing but dance, breathing fire and spitting smoke~ The others are all large sections of 'humming' performances~ There is nothing to watch at all! I looked forward to it for a long time in vain, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to replicate her performances, so I specially prepared so many magic props......
But then I thought about it, it's still an era of simple folk customs! It's like those magical performances, it seems~ Wait, I suddenly remembered~ The 'performances' I just wanted to see seem to be the traditions of other ethnic minorities! Looks like I'm mistaken?
A little embarrassed, I directly showed Ah Yue the picture taken by the camera, and told her to follow the study, as for those fire-breathing and smoke-spitting performances~ I don't even use magic props to teach Ah Yue, just give her an e-cigarette to learn to smoke! As for the fire, it's even simpler, just use alcohol! And among the magic props I handed them over, there are easier fire-breathing props, which only need to be put in a small bag in your mouth in advance, and then bite and spray! You don't have to light a torch in front of you like the Ana people did just now......
"Eh~ You can learn the rest, anyway, I gave you so many props, so you two can study and play when you're fine!" I only demonstrated to Ah Yue once that I breathed fire and smoke, and then I used the magic prop 'Flash Rose Fire Paper' to turn a rose into a rose for each of them, and then I handed the props to both of them, which should be considered to have been learned!
"Ah Yue! You~ should be considered a shaman by now! I asked with some certainty. After all, all the little tricks that Ana people performed just now, I will hand them over to Ah Yue now.
Ah Yue immediately nodded, and shouted directly with a happy face: "Yes! I finally became a shaman! I'm getting ahead too! ”
The corners of Ana on the side twitched, and she said helplessly: "Okay! Count yourself lucky to have met the mysterious Han Chinese! ”
But after Ana said this, he suddenly turned his head to look at me, and then asked expectantly, "Oh yes! You have turned that little girl into a shaman, so should you leave the things you promised me to me? ”
I was shocked by Ana's sudden questioning~ When did I promise her something?
But after a pause, I looked at Ana's expectant gaze, and then I suddenly remembered why she asked me that!
After all, I made a promise in the plan of action to capture the baby shaman! I remember saying "you can make them go further"!
It's just ~ I fooled her at that time! After all, I don't know what these people want to get, so I can only promise in a slightly general way, as for what exactly is promised 'further'~ This has to ask the Ana people! After all, the promise was just a 'bait'!
"Eh~ Do you want to knock this guy unconscious and throw it out?" The thought of 'evil' popped into my head! If you really do this, won't you be able to repay the debt? Anyway, it won't be long before I return to Datang, so they won't chase me to Datang!
Of course, this evil thought only flashed in my mind, after all, I'm not that kind of person~ And to meet the wishes of the Ana people, I always feel that it is a little more complicated than satisfying Ah Yue!
Anyway, after helping Ah Yue fulfill her wish, I suddenly felt an unusually satisfied sense of accomplishment in my heart! It turns out that being a 'Aladdin' lamp to help people fulfill their wishes seems to be really cool!
As a result, when I was secretly cool, a word from Ana pulled me back to reality~ She said: "I have to learn to ask for rain!" ”
"Huh? What do you say? Rain? "Ana's words stunned me! She even said to ask for rain? Controlling the weather?
How can I do that! Although I do know some of the methods of artificial rainfall in later generations~ But I only know the principle!
And it's not so much 'artificial rain' as 'artificial rain'! Because the principle is to use a rocket to launch dry ice into the clouds, so that the clouds can directly rain or increase rain! But this is also conditional! It's not that the rain can fall at any time~ First of all, there must be clouds in the sky! After all, rain in the air doesn't appear out of nowhere......
And~ I don't have dry ice at all! And there are no tools to solidify carbon dioxide in the mall!
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but stiffen my facial expression for a moment, and then said, "Huh! This~ This doesn't seem to work! After all~After all, the weather is such a thing~" Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered the theory of the unity of heaven and man and the harmony between man and nature. And ~ anyway, I was also regarded as a descendant of Lao Tzu and Zhuangzi by the people of the 'Yin and Yang School'...... So after I asked Ana to wait for a while, I hid directly to the side and went back to the mall, took a revised version of "Zhuangzi" from later generations, and then deliberately tore off the cover and bottom of the book~ It's not that I don't cherish books, it's just that there are publishers and issue numbers and dates on them! If this thing were seen by the ancients, it would be even more confusing!
After I took out "Zhuangzi", I handed it directly to Ana, and then fooled her and said: "Ahem~ Look, this is half a broken book, if you understand it, you will know why you can't just ask for rain!" ”
Of course, I haven't read this book at all, but I've just heard the general theory in it, so it was used to fool the ancients~ especially foreigners, and people who can't even understand the words should be able to fool her into forgetting to ask for rain! After all, this book was printed by later generations, and it is all in simplified Chinese!
After Ana took it, she just glanced at it and solemnly put the book in her arms to protect it, and then Ana got up and gave me a solemn salute before saying, "Thank you for the book!" I'll be sure to read it! So~ now that you have fulfilled your promise to me, then I will take my leave! With that, the girl stood up and looked at me with a look of gratitude to me, but she wanted to go home now...... Anyway, I just gave her a book, and she was satisfied? This girl is so easy to get rid of? How is this possible! I made a lot of promises! She wasn't going to order anything else?
And ~ just gave her a book, and said that there was no way to teach her the matter of 'asking for rain', I originally thought that in order to satisfy her, I fooled her into the '5D movie playback cabin' that I had pit Dugumou at that time, so that she could enjoy a visual feast~ Anyway, using that thing must not make the Ana people dizzy, or dizzy, as long as she faints, I will throw her at the gate of her clan, even if it is the fulfillment of my promise to her! But obviously I have planned it, but she has only received a book, or does she have no book cover, and she can be satisfied?
Even after I looked back and saw that Ah Yue even showed an envious expression, I suddenly realized that it seems that I can send a book in this era~ It seems that it is not a simple thing!
"Huh! Could it be that the books of this era are worth a lot of money? Look at Ah Yue's appearance~ Maybe I also gave her a book at that time, maybe I can repay her for saving her life? "I'm starting to wonder if life is coming! If that's the case, then why should I delay the time and work hard to help Ah Yue become a shaman!
"Alas~ But forget it, at least you can send one one! Now that Ana is satisfied, I'll send her back! Then send Ah Yue back, maybe I can continue on my way! After muttering in my heart, I turned my head and asked Ana, "You~really~ ahem!" Are you ready to go back now? ”
"Yes, Lord 'Messenger of Heaven'! I have received your promise and so many more gifts, and Ana people are very grateful for your generosity! Ana said with a serious expression, and gave another salute after speaking! This look is completely different from the coquettish appearance of her dead face just now! I don't feel comfortable looking at me~ Could it be that this little shaman is actually a person with a dual personality?
Speaking of dual personalities~ I think of mandarin ducks again, and I don't know how long this girl will rest before coming out! Now that I'm used to this girl's general ability, I'm ...... Ahem! Now is not the time to think about it, I'll send them away quickly!
Thinking of this, I shook my head, then nodded at the Ana people, and then drove her back to the front of her tribe and let the Ana people get out of the car!
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