Today is not April Fool's Day. This thief's brain is in the water, otherwise he wouldn't have kowtowed to me and begged me for forgiveness.

There are strange things every year, and there are a lot of them today.

The thief kowtowed really hard, and his forehead was bleeding, I asked; "What if I don't forgive you."

As soon as the thief heard my words, his face turned even paler than before, and his voice was about to cry: "Brother, big brother, you have to forgive me, otherwise I will die." I don't know Taishan with my eyes, so let me go this time. ”

"Who told you to apologize to me?" I asked,

"My boss." The thief said.

I asked, "Who is your boss?" "The thief's boss must be a thief too!

"My eldest is called Brother Hao." The thief replied.

I shook my head, I didn't know this person named Brother Hao.

"You mean your boss told you to apologize to me, right?"

The thief nodded.

"Why?" I asked.

The thief said, "My boss called me to come, and I came, and you see my finger." ”

The thief raised his right hand.

"I offended you, and my boss cut off my finger. If you don't forgive me, I'll die. The thief said.

I pondered for a moment, it was indeed a very strange thing, and I couldn't figure out what was so funny about it, but I felt good now, very cool.

Paralyzed, this thief brought people to block me before, but now he is stupid and begging me for forgiveness. This thrill of revenge makes me feel comfortable all over.

I walked up to the thief: "That is, whatever I do, you will not fight back." ”

The thief looked at me with a frightened expression.

Bang bang bang.

I raised my right hand and slapped the thief in the face four times.

Then kick him away.

"Now, you can go, I forgive you." Before the thief gave me two slaps and a kick, and now I am twice as coming back.

The thief stood up, his right side of his face was red and swollen like a sausage, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding, but he still said; "Thank you, brother, thank you for forgiving you. It's your phone and ten bucks. "Turn around and go.

I looked at the back of the thief leaving and shook my head, what kind of bird thing is this?

I went back to the hotel, went up to the fifth floor, and handed the beer to Aunt Hong, and after Aunt Hong cooked the beer duck, the two of us began to have dinner.

Aunt Hong's eating appearance is very elegant and quiet, and it is a pleasure to watch.

Aunt Hong's cooking skills are really good, I burp every time, it's so delicious. If only someone could marry her as a wife.

After I waited for Aunt Hong to eat enough, I went to wash the dishes and chopsticks, and then took out a rag to wipe the table.

I looked at the time and said, "Aunt Hong, I'm going down to patrol the room." ”

Aunt Hong nodded.

I started the inspection from the second floor, and after more than ten minutes, I went up to the fifth floor. As soon as I entered, the scent of bath gel entered my nose, and listening to the sound of water in my ears, my eyes fell on the foggy opaque glass of the bathroom. In my heart, Aunt Hong is taking a bath.

"Chen San, is that you...?" The sound of the water stopped.

"Aunt Hong, it's me."

Aunt Hong's voice is slightly more magnetic than other women, and the same is true for singing well, it is the kind of voice that can bewitch people's hearts, it is a very unique and charming voice, and as soon as Aunt Hong's voice floated, I was deeply fascinated.

I feel a little embarrassed, I didn't even see Aunt Hong, Aunt Hong's voice made me fascinated, Aunt Hong is indeed a stunner.

I turned on the TV and watched it bored, but my mind drifted to the bathroom

This hazy feeling is precisely the deadliest and fascinating.

Aunt Hong walked out in a bathrobe and bewitchingly.

My heart went to my throat. I drank a lot of cold boiled water just now, and now Aunt Hong is so powdered, this is terrible, my eyes are staring at her.

Aunt Hong gracefully stroked her long wet hair, and smiled at the corner of her eyes. His hair was dripping and he walked up to me, "What are you looking at, so fascinating." ”

I was embarrassed and said, "This, Aunt Hong, you are so good-looking." ”

"Hehe, you know what looks good at such a young age." Aunt Hong said to me with a smile. Then open the drawer while pulling open the drawer and take out a hair dryer to blow your hair. Aunt Hong plugged in the hair dryer before the socket, bent down slightly, and began to blow her hair.

"To look good is to make people happy. Glad. I said.

Aunt Hong smiled.

I swallowed and foamed, Aunt Hong was holding a hair dryer in my direction, I could see it openly, what it was, it was bottomless, I was excited to see it, and the waist, thin, and the buttocks, tight, warped and elastic.

No, I can't watch it anymore, I'm uncomfortable. Fortunately, Aunt Hong dried her hair, so she went back to the room and changed into a set of clothes, which finally covered her fire-breathing figure. He said to me, "I'm going out to play cards, so you can work here." ”

"And my aunt?" I asked, I felt that Aunt Hong should not be with my aunt, especially after I found out that my aunt was stealing, I was very sick to my aunt.

"Yes, usually when I'm bored, I go to play cards, or I go shopping." Aunt Hong took the small red bag. "Call me about something."

I nodded, I didn't want Aunt Hong to go, but I didn't know what the use of asking Aunt Hong to stay, I just looked at Aunt Hong, and I felt very comfortable.

Aunt Hong came downstairs with a scent that fascinated me.

I'm bored to sit on the sofa and watch TV, but when I watch TV, I always think about Aunt Hong's charming appearance with a hair dryer just now.

"Chen San."

Someone called me down there.

I struck a spirit, and quickly hung the omen on the hanger again. Then I was so nervous that I went downstairs.

"Well, call me." I asked.

"Then go to room 304." The aunt at the front desk handed me a box.

When I saw it, it was a set of boxes.

I remember that when I went to the house just now, I already had a box in it, and now I want to do it again, this is the rhythm that I plan to do a few times.

I took the box and got on the 304.

Knock.

A voice came from inside: "Who?" ”

"Send something." I say.

The door opened.

I was stunned.

The other party was also stunned when he saw me.

It's actually Xinhe.

There is a girl lying on the bed dressed sexy and exposed, isn't this Ma Yaoyao?

"I'm grass, deflated, it's you." Shinhe scolded when he saw me.

Ma Yaoyao didn't wake up, she must have been drunk, otherwise she would have come to scold me.

Paralyzed, this Xinhe is so despicable and shameless that he wants to do that kind of thing to Ma Yaoyao.

"Yes, it's me." I sneered, "Get out." ”

"Cao, what kind of thing are you, tell me to get out." Shinhe looked at me angrily. I didn't expect to meet me here, which also made him angry. This is the best chance to win Ma Yaoyao's blood, he has spent a lot of money on Ma Yaoyao. However, Ma Yaoyao always wants to say goodbye, giving people the appearance that they can be on but can't be on at critical moments. At best, it's just a little hand.

Xinhe didn't even touch Ma Yaoyao's body, and was fascinated by Ma Yaoyao, so he could only make this decision, sleep with Ma Yaoyao first, and then talk about it, as for the future, I will talk about it after the day passes.

"I'm not a thing, I'm a person, you're a thing, and it's most annoying for you to make a girl this way." I raised my middle finger and kicked Shin Ho in the stomach before walking in. , paralyzed, this Xinhe didn't expect it to be so obscene, using this way to get Ma Yaoyao. At first, I was a little gloating, who told Ma Yaoyao to look down on me so much and laugh at me, but then I thought about what to say, she is my uncle's daughter, although my uncle is not very good to me, but after all, it is a relative, so I said to myself, I must not let Xinhe get Ma Yaoyao like this.

And I also look down on Xinhe, a big man uses this kind of obscene method, I can only hehe.

"You want to mess with Yaoyao, no way." I said, although I don't like Ma Yaoyao, I don't want to see her get by a bad pen.

"Yaoyao is my object, I'll do her business with you." Xinhe gritted his teeth and stood up, looking at me with a hideous face, I made him ugly three times and twice, and he had reason to hate me.