"The head of the house is back, the head of the house is back." The porter shouted in the courtyard.

This sentence simply stabbed the hornet's nest, and those closed doors opened in an instant, and Wang ran out barefoot and asked, "Where is it?" Where are the people?? If you dare to lie to me, I'll skin you. ”

"The person who reported the news came back and said that the head of the family was behind, do I dare to lie to people about this kind of thing?"

Banxia saw Wang Chao's bare feet and gave him a pair of shoes, and said 'thank you' casually, put on the shoes and shouted to the maid at home, and the servant yelled: "Don't go to prepare yet, the master of the house will be here soon, what kind of porcelain are you sending here?" ”

The silent Zhuangzi moved in an instant, boiling water, cooking and cooking, in an orderly manner, Wan Ming and Wang Wei heard the news and also greeted them at the door, many deeds they also knew through the channels of the capital, heroes should use the way to welcome heroes, and a junior is worthy of them.

When Lu Zifei got out of the car, there were people standing at the door, and then asked stupidly, "What are you doing standing here?" It's cold. ”

Wang Chao was the first to come up and hug him, and after touching his whole body all over his body, he said with confidence: "It's good that there are no missing parts, and the rest is the so-called, and your safe return is the biggest gain." ”

Wan Ming frowned, and when Wang Wei saw it, he asked, "What's the matter, you're not happy when the stinky boy comes back?" ”

"Didn't you notice that the murderous aura on him was too heavy? It's not murderous, it's temperamental, I can't describe it. ”

Wang Weiwei said with a smile: "Is there still less people killed by Wan Lao in this life?" He's nothing compared to you, and you don't know what Yaofu is good at, so let him pass the brazier and enter the door first. ”

The servant prepared the brazier in advance. Lu Zifei experienced it once, so he was familiar with the road, and the guards who followed Zhuangzi also followed, and after the ceremony, Wan Ming said: "Everyone go take a shower and change their clothes." ”

Lu Zifei came to a few old people and said, "During the days when the kid was away, the family bothered you. ”

Wang Weiwei said: "What is this called, this family is not your alone, what are you bothering about, have you bothered?" ”

"I don't, I don't want to go to the underworld to report on this immortal life, it's too late! My body is not strong. ”

Lu Zifei helped Wan Ming and said, "Are your bones good?" What nonsense, let's say okay, you can teach my son kung fu? How can you be a man without trust, I brought back a lot of good things in the south this time, you will pick and choose by yourself in a while, and there are many supplements, I will make up for you to live a long life. ”

Wan Ming smiled and shook his head, still so childish, he asked, "Did you find the things you were looking for this time?" ”

"Have a lot of three-cropping rice come back a long time ago? Don't you know? ”

Wan Ming said: "I only know that the grain you got back from the south has been disaster relief, could it be that the grain for disaster relief is three crops of rice?" ”

Lu Zifei said as he walked: "Yes, don't think about how amazing it is, it's no different from what we eat, I brought back some unusual seeds from a distant place, to give you a word of truth, it plus sweet potatoes Ten years later, the Great Song Dynasty still said that there was a shortage of food, then all the people in this world will starve to death." ”

Wan Ming said: "This is not the place to speak, you wash up and go to visit your master first, Huanniang gave birth to a junior brother for you, their husband and wife are good to you, don't let them misunderstand." ”

"Great, the senior sister is older, and there are no twists and turns when I give birth to a junior brother! Wang Lao. ”

Wang Weiwei rolled his eyes and said, "I thought you couldn't see me?" Once out of the sea, his eyes and head went up. ”

Lu Zifei smiled and said: "This is not to tell Grandpa Wan whether the main task of this time has been completed, don't be angry, I have found you several good medicinal materials, all of which are the rarest kinds." ”

Wang Weiwei smiled at this time and said to him: "Huanniang gave birth very smoothly, the child is also very healthy, I am not jealous of Wan Lao, go quickly!" They are also worried about you all day long, so give them peace first. ”

Serving him in the bath, Lu Zifei has been accustomed to this kind of evil good thing for two years, sitting in the bucket, enjoying the massage of Banxia, making him moan comfortably, or his personal maid understands himself.

"Banxia, I see that the outside of Zhuangzi has become a small market, and you haven't found a wishful Langjun for you when this person comes and goes."

"Childe, don't you want me anymore? Banxia did not do well there, and asked Gongzi to say that Banxia would definitely correct it. Before he finished speaking, the tears had already come down first.

Lu Zifei turned around and leaned on the edge of the bathtub and said, "I said you didn't do well, can you stop crying first?" Grandma, I don't want Huzi and Su Mu to be together, are you lonely on weekdays? ”

Banxia let the tears flow down, and said in his mouth: "I will serve my son in my life, and I will not marry." ”

"You let me say what you are good about, good girl's family, whatever you want! Don't blame me for regretting it that day. ”

Banxia said: "I'm happy, I'm happy, Childe must take me with him next time he goes out, you see it's all black like this, I used to be a white and pure person, I want to follow you to take care of you." ”

Lu Zifei could do anything but sigh, and he didn't know what he thought one by one. What kind of gift is more appropriate for the junior brother to bring, the boy should bring a piece of jade! When I apprenticed last year, the master also gave me a piece of jade, and the gentleman is like jade, that's right.

"Banxia, you go to Miss Pei and ask her to find out the piece of jade in the Bagan Palace for me, and get another tiger skin."

Go to Shao Yong's house Lu Zifei did not ride a horse, nor did he take a carriage, he wanted to see his territory, feel this familiar land, swayed to the door of the house, the big dog since Lu Zifei rectified once, saw him with his tail into the kennel, the house came from the teacher's singing and the brother's crying, this sound sounded so wonderful.

Pushing open the door and entering, Lu Zifei shushed Huzi who was guarding the door, Huzi stood up excitedly, and Su Mu's voice came from inside and asked, "Who is it!" You're not going to be light and noisy. ”

Because Shi Niang was out of confinement, and it was broad daylight, Lu Zifei opened the thick door curtain and saw the master drinking tea by the stove, Shi Niang, Senior Sister, and Su Mu chatting on the kang, Shao Yong's tea jar fell on the stove and woke up all the people in the house.

Lu Zifei knelt on the ground and kowtowed, Shao Yong sat as steady as Mount Tai, Huanniang got down from the kang, helped Lu Zifei up and said: "It's dark, when will you come back, why don't you even give a message." ”

"I just came back, and the master and the master are all right! The younger brother is not well-behaved. ”

Huanniang said: "Are you all right? I've suffered a lot along the way! You calculate how many days you are at home this year, bastard, you just don't listen to the teacher's words, so what's so fun on the sea. ”

Lu Zifei said: "Isn't this good? Let me see my junior brother first. ”

The flesh was spitting bubbles in Master Li's arms, and suddenly a stranger appeared in his eyes, why haven't I seen it? Then call for help with your own high octave, mother, come and save me, there is a bad guy here.

Huanniang took her son from Master Li's hand and said to him: "This is your brother, don't cry, good meat." ”

Lu Zifei's heart melted when he touched Master Li's gaze, how could the beauty be haggard like this, he blamed himself in his heart, and if he came back a few months late, the beauty might be lost, and he must spend more time with her before the test.

Shao Yong knocked for a moment, and the two crazy men and women staggered their eyes, Lu Zifei took the jade pendant in Banxia's hand and put it on the neck of his junior brother and said: "This piece of jade has been worn by several emperors of Bagan, I heard that there is dragon qi on it, let the junior brother dip it." ”

Shao Yong came over to take a look and said in a low voice, "Aren't you messing around?" Bagan is also an orthodox country, how can you wear the emperor's peiyu, how can your junior brother wear it, take it off quickly, it will not be good for people to see. ”

Lu Zifei teased his junior brother and said: "What is orthodox or unorthodox in a country with a big needle, what's wrong with the junior brother wearing it, there are many small countries there, doesn't it mean that the used things worn by the emperors of those small countries must be handed over to our emperor, only he can wear them, and there is nothing to do, so let the junior brother wear it, and the tiger skin is just cut to make a mattress for him, warm." ”

Huanniang heard that this was the emperor's object, and it was also a nervous six gods without a master, Shao Yong said: "This thing is not easy to come by, and it is useless to wear it on children, so you should keep it for yourself." ”

"Isn't it just a piece of jade, is it used like this? Master, do you remember the Buddha's tooth in the study? ”

Shao Yong thought for a moment and said, "Is it the one from the Lion Country?" ”

Lu Zifei said: "Yes, that's it, I have something to do this time through the Lion Country, and there are too few people to see that the Buddha's tooth is placed there to worship, so I brought it back, no one in our family believes in Buddhism!" If there is, I will stay, and if not, I will give it to the emperor. ”

Shao Yong was speechless for a while, and then pointed at Lu Zifei and said: "You bastard, you brought it back, you snatched it back 100%, it is a holy relic of Buddhism, let those bald heads know, you will become their public enemy." ”

"The public enemy is the public enemy, I don't care, senior sister, what is the name of the junior brother."

Huanniang said: "The big name is Shao Bowen, and the small name is Rourou, you heard it." ”

Lu Zifei said: "Who gave this nickname to the junior brother, how can it be called meat." ”

Lu Zifei said this sentence and caused the matter, Master Li was like being stung by a scorpion, stood on the kang and said: "What's wrong with me, why can't I call it, the meat is so cute, people will be fleshy when they hear it, you say, what do you dislike." ”

Lu Zifei shrunk his neck, this is a powder keg on fire! I was already at a loss, and if I tried to quibble, I wouldn't want to have a good life within a week.

"The meat is very good, call it a few times and have some catchy charm, let the senior brother hug it, and teach you to soak all the girls in the world when you grow up."

"Bastard boy, how old is your junior brother, and he hasn't been in shape for a day."