"Alright! Then move on! I said with a sigh. After speaking, I returned to the main control computer again, and then directly opened the video of the skydive, and then turned my head and shouted to Xiaoling: "Xiaoling! This one is even more exciting! You pay attention, you can't stand it and shout, I'll give you a pause! ”

"Okay young master!" Xiao Ling replied.

With Xiaoling's answer, I saw from the surveillance screen that the picture in the video had begun to enter the aircraft cabin, and the equipment cabin began to slowly tilt.

"Alas! I don't know what kind of action this stimulation will make Xiao Ling do! I subconsciously glanced at Xiaoling......

Sure enough, Xiao Ling made the same move again......

"Huh! I really don't have the eyes to look at it anymore! I glanced at it again, then quickly covered my face and stopped looking.

Finally, after Xiao Ling finished watching the movie, with my help, Xiao Ling walked out of the equipment cabin, and then she said to me with a satisfied expression: "Young master! This is really exciting! Let me see next time! "I was almost stupid when I heard Xiaoling actually play a long voice to me, this is the first time! In the past, Xiaoling has always been close to me. But she's always looked like she's serving and taking care of me, and it's the first time she's been so coquettish! It seems that the stimulation she gave just now was really great! Wait, if you watch the award once, will you have a similar expression? It's not the kind of shyness she pretends to be when she wants to beg me, but the real coquettishness?

When I remembered the shyness of the prize, I realized that I wanted to take a look! "Alas! It's a pity she's still asleep! Well, if you have a chance, you must try it! ”

Xiao Ling, who was holding my arm next to me, found that I was wandering and thinking at the same time, she pursed her lips, gently pinched my arm, and said, "Young master! What do you want that? I just asked you if you can do that! ”

After being pinched by Xiaoling, I was startled, and then quickly said, "Ah! Oh! Good! Ok no problem! ”

Although I answered her like this, I suddenly mixed the image of Xiaoling and the award in my mind. "Huh! Why are these two more and more similar now? Strange! ”

After I coaxed Xiaoling again, and took out the lollipop in my pocket and handed it to her, this was the dismissal of Xiaoling.

"Oh yes! Xiao Mouzi is still waiting outside for me to fool him! After thinking about it, I hurriedly asked Xiaoling to get in the car, and then I went to call Dugu Mou in and said to him: "Brother Dugu! I've kept you waiting! ”

Dugumou walked up to me, and after glancing at the equipment cabin next to him, he didn't care about my question, and was directly stunned. Then he opened his mouth wide for more than a long time, and then he turned to me and said, "Ah! This! This is ~ what is it? What a strange box! Is this a box? ”

Hearing Dugumou's words, the corners of my mouth twitched, and I secretly complained in my heart: "Box? Forehead! You think this thing looks like a box? Are those two eyes of yours for stepping on? Where does this look like a box? Even if he had a lid, I would have recognized him as a box! You can't say he's like a bed! Chairs! What a sofa! Although I said so in my heart, but after the corners of my mouth twitched a few times, I decided not to complain about him like this, in case he said that he was in a hurry, what should he do.

"Huh! Ahem! That~ what that! Let's go up and try it first! After a dry cough twice, I crossed the topic and guided the cargo into the equipment compartment.

"Little black! Is this what you call the ritual that will put me to sleep? Ha ha! Isn't it the same as the 'sweet dream of yellow sorghum' in the ancient books! Oh yes! Speaking of this, Dugumou reached out and took out a small bag from his arms, then handed it to me, and then said: "This wild rice is for you, I don't like to eat small rice, so don't steam yellow rice!" Let's just make carved hu rice! ”

After I took the pocket, after listening to Dugumou's words, I was directly shocked by the brain hole of this thing: 'Oh, I'll go!' You're thinking too much! Still dreaming? Forehead! Wait a minute? Are sorghum and millet a thing? ’

"Huh! Xiao Mouzi! I'm not going to make steamed sorghum rice, and what you're going to do is not a 'beautiful' dream of sorghum! I gritted my teeth and accentuated the word 'beauty' and said.

What does this thing want me to make for him? Kill him! Well? Wait a minute? What is this carved rice? It's the first time I've heard of it! He said it was wild rice? What is this? I opened the bag and saw that it was full of grains that looked a little like black rice, but were longer than black rice. "Huh! It's the first time I've seen this thing! Forehead! No, how did I get rhythmized by this thing! Now is not the time to think about it! ”

After I coughed a few times again, I directly pushed Dugumou into the equipment cabin, and after roughly fastening his seat belt, I directly brought the helmet to his head, and then said: "Huangliang and carved rice or something, don't think about it." Hurry up and fall asleep! ”

"Ah~" Dugu Mou screamed, and then said: "Xiao Hei! Are you going to kill a sheep? What are you tying me up to here? Tap, tap! Yes! To be finished, to be finished? Xiao Hei, hurry up and untie my baby! I haven't married yet......"

"Huh? What the? "Hearing Dugu's screams like a murderous pig, I'm a little confused? Am I tying it up too tightly? I thought as I looked down my seat belt.

As a result, when I saw Dugumou's lower body, cold sweat flowed directly from my head......

"Huh! I'll go! This! I shouldn't be blamed for that! "When I looked at the weakest part of Dugumou's lower body, I saw that the seat belt that was supposed to be wrapped around his waist was being tied to Dugu's lower body in a herringbone shape, and the most vulnerable part of the man was being tightly strangled by the seat belt......

Forehead! No wonder he screamed so loudly! After I quickly helped him untie it, I saw that the black cauldron was not a seat belt, but this thing actually had a short sword pinned to his waist, and the scabbard of the short sword happened to be strangled by the seat belt, and the bottom of the scabbard, coincidentally, was inserted into a hole in the seat normally, which looked like a simulated air outlet. So under this coincidence, this short sword was directly stuck in Xiao Dugumou's position, and when I tied Dugumou's seat belt, it was too hard......

"Huh! Brother Dugu! I really sympathize with your misfortune~~~ Hahaha~~~~~! "I couldn't help it, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this thing directly touching such a little back, I don't know why.

"Huh? Uh~~ Brother Li, if you keep laughing, you will lose my friend! Dugu Mou said while hunching his waist and covering his bottom, while gritting his teeth and looking at me who was laughing.

"Hahaha! It's really not like I want to laugh! Ha ha! It's just ~ just an accident ~ poof~ haha! "I couldn't stop laughing as if I had been poked in the spot, and although I knew it wasn't good to laugh in person, I couldn't help it!

After I finally couldn't hold back my laughter, watching Dugumou gritting my teeth, I had to take out a lollipop, then handed it over and said, "Why don't you try this?" A lick should make you a little happier! I took out the candy to tease Dugumou and said.

Dugu Mou snatched it away, then stuffed it directly into his mouth and said, "Come on, you don't know that this is what you used to coax the little kid!" ”

"Then you still eat!"

"I can't taste it!"

……

Finally, after I gave him half a bottle of wine in the car, this can be regarded as coaxing poor Dugumou to no longer look angry.

"Huh! That's it! Are you still asleep? I asked when I saw that he wasn't out of breath.

"Of course! But you tap this time! ”

After I put Dugumou into the equipment cabin with a smile again, and helped him strap on his seat belt and helmet, he said, "It's okay this time!" Well, don't think about it, relax your mind, and watch it with your eyes wide open! ”

After Dugumou, who was sitting in the equipment cabin, heard my words, he asked suspiciously, "Open your eyes?" Isn't it a dream? Why keep your eyes open? ”

Forehead! This seems really hard to explain! Do I need to explain the principle? But I'm going to use him as a guinea pig experiment! In this way, if there is no one who wants to question my 'teacher in my dreams' in the future, I will let him go up and experience it like this and fool around!

"Huh! Just listen and do it! I couldn't figure out how to explain it, so I had to prevaricate, and then I just clicked the play button on the main computer.

"Huh! Looks like a mistake! This is the last parachute jumper Xiao Ling saw just now! "After I opened it, I saw from the monitoring screen that what was shown to Dugumou was not the Forbidden City scenery that I had just picked out with great difficulty, but the skydiving video that Xiaoling wanted to watch just now......

"Eh~ misplaced! If this is paused, it seems that it is easy to show the stuffing! Well! Forget it, I wanted to scare him just now anyway, huh! After a while, let's talk about what kind of test or trial this is! Well! Just fool him like this for a while! "I moved the mouse to the pause button and hesitated, thinking that after Xiaoling helped me press the pause button just now, the big word 'pause' appeared on the screen, I decided to let Dugumou watch this film first, and then I thought about the reason for fooling him for a while, just say that it is the first trial exam, and I should be able to fool him! Well! Anyway, I was going to play a prank at the beginning, so I thought it was a change of order, scare him first, and then put a landscape film to fool around!

When I made up my mind, something even more interesting popped up to me.

"Hey, hey! Skydiving! You say, won't this thing be scared to pee! Well! It's kind of interesting.,By the way.,If I take a picture.,It should be this kid's black material! ”

Thinking of this, I took out my phone from my pocket, which I have always used as an alarm clock and a mirror and a flashlight, so it has always been in my pocket, not the old man who used to take pictures secretly, but a brand new phone with the best pixels that I pulled out of the digital counter. After all, I still use it as a mirror.

After I took it out, I glanced at the surveillance screen and Dugu Mou sitting in the equipment cabin, and found that the video was now playing the plane taking off, and according to my experience when I showed it to Xiaoling just now, it should be time to skydive soon. Look at Dugumou's kid again, the person is sitting in the equipment cabin, although the person has been shaking back and forth with the equipment cabin, but because he is still in the take-off state, the shaking degree is not large, and Dugumou didn't make any movements, but I saw that his mouth was thinking about something all the time. Although I was curious and wanted to hear what he was saying again, I decided not to approach him to eavesdrop on his thoughts for safety reasons.

After I turned on the camera function of my mobile phone directly, I aimed directly at Dugumou and began to shoot.

"Hey, hey! I don't know what Dugumou will be scared into for a while, Xiao Ling was stimulated just now, but just now, Xiao Ling still experienced the baptism of a roller coaster movie in front of her, and then increased the difficulty, look at this skydiving, if this is directly let Xiao Mouzi, who has never been in contact with it at all, come to see it, there should be a very interesting scene in a while! Hey, hey, hey! I thought with a wicked smile as I took the shot.

"Hey, hey! Here it is, start jumping! "After I glanced at the surveillance screen, I immediately turned my attention completely to Dugumou. Then I saw Dugumou, first with the shaking of the equipment cabin and then with the shaking and fragmentation of thoughts, followed by that, I saw the equipment cabin suddenly raised up, and directly came a 180-degree big roundabout, followed by a 360-degree big rotation, and then, Dugu Mou's scream in his throat was directly shaken with the rotation of the equipment cabin and floated over.

"Haha! That's so funny! "I don't know why, I heard Dugumou's screaming voice, I laughed directly as if I had been poked to laugh, and I almost threw my phone out of the way.

Then, I saw that the main screen of the skydive began to rotate faster on the monitoring screen, and the equipment cabin also rotated rapidly 360 degrees.

"I'll go! This device is too exaggerated, no wonder there are so many seat belts on the device! In other words, today's high-tech is too good! But luckily I didn't try to see this skydive! If I put it on the back burner, I wouldn't have shaken out my high blood pressure directly! Eh~ I'll go! It's even more powerful! , no wonder Xiao Ling looked like she was after the climax just now! This! That's exciting, isn't it? ”

I was amazed as I watched the screaming Dugumou in the equipment cabin while shooting.

"Hey, hey! I'll have to look for it later, maybe there's something even more exciting! ”

It didn't take long for the film to finally finish, and after the equipment cabin stopped, I didn't hurry up to help him unbuckle his seat belt like I did with Xiaoling, but directly turned off the film and said to Dugumou: "Xiaomouzi! How's that, surprise or not? No surprise! It's exciting enough to be enjoyable! ”

“…… Vomit~" After listening to Dugumou's words, he didn't answer, but directly lay down in the equipment cabin with his head tilted and was silent for a while, and then vomited directly~ It was still like a fountain, spraying directly on his back to the sky......