The eunuch yamen of the Song Dynasty is mainly to enter the inner province and the inner province, which is called the "inner two provinces", of which the inner province is also called the "former province", and the inner province is also called the "back province", generally speaking, the "back province" is higher than the "former province", the reason is that the "back province" is closer to the emperor or concubine.

At the bottom is the ordinary chamberlain or called "sprinkling the courtyard", and then after being promoted, it is called the "little yellow door", and then promoted is called the "inner servant yellow door".

The Inner Servant Province is known according to the left and right classes, the left classes, the right classes, the left classes, and the right classes. The inner east head worship officer, the inner west head worship officer, the inner servant palace head, the inner servant high grade, the inner servant high class, the inner servant and other grades are promoted.

And the entry into the inner service province is promoted according to the ranks of the capital governor, the capital knowledge, the deputy capital governor, the escort class, the inner east head worship official, the inner west head worship official, the inner service hall head, the inner service high grade, the inner service high class, the inner service Huangmen and other grades.

Generally speaking, those who are promoted to the rank of enshriner or above have a very high status in the palace, and at the same time they have great power.

It's just that generally speaking, in order to prevent the eunuchs from being autocratic and causing trouble in the harem, the inner servants will be kicked out of the palace when they reach a certain age, and at the same time give them a generous salary to support their old age.

At this time, the person who stopped the carriage of Duanwangfu was the official who entered the west of the province and served the inner chamber, surnamed Liu.

Liu Youduan stopped the carriage of Duanwangfu and said sharply: "The rest of the tributes can enter, but calligraphy and paintings cannot enter." ”

"Why is that?" The palace servant, who was carrying the tribute and preparing to enter the palace, asked in amazement.

"Why?" Liu Youduan sneered when he heard this: "There is something hidden in the painting, can't we see it?" ”

"Why did the Pavilion Chief say that?" The servant argued: "Is there anything hidden in the painting? The little one wants to know what is hidden in the scroll? ”

Hearing this, Liu Youduan snatched a picture scroll and sneered: "If our family is clear, it won't hurt King Duan's face." ”

Liu Youduan then threw the scroll back to the servant, slowed down his tone and said, "Take it back, our family only treats this painting as if it never appeared." ”

Seeing this, the servant was immediately a little anxious, and wanted to open his mouth to continue arguing, but was stopped by another servant who came with him.

"So, thank you, Chief." This famous domestic servant is short and sharp, the clothes on his body are tight, and the eyes under the thick eyebrows are particularly bright, and the shining eyes turn around and say: "You go back first, and I will send tribute into the palace." ”

When everyone heard this, they had no choice but to put the calligraphy and painting back into the carriage.

"Go, go, don't be delayed." The elite servants then beckoned the rest of the servants to carry the rest of the tribute and prepare to enter the palace gate.

"Wait." Seeing this, Liu Youduan stretched out his hand to stop the servants and said, "Tribute can enter, but people can't enter." Put them down, and let someone carry them in. ”

"Chief, Chief." When the elite servant heard this, he suddenly became a little anxious, and said again and again: "On weekdays, the small ones are sent to the palace, and the small ones know where to send them." ”

"If you don't get in, don't go in, where is there so much nonsense?" Liu Youduan glared at the elite servant, pushed him away and said.

"He can't do it, can the old man do it?" At this moment, a middle-aged man who came together and had not spoken spoke up.

"M... Mr? What are you doing here? What are you going to do? Liu Youduan recognized this person, this person is often in and out of the palace Mi Fu, so he asked.

"Slap" Mi Fu slapped Liu Youduan's face, fanned down Liu Youduan's square hat on his head, hung it on his cheeks, glared at Liu Youduan and said angrily: "The old man entered the palace, do you still need to tell you this slave?" ”

Mi Fu's slap was very hard, a palm print was immediately printed on the right side of Liu Youduan's face, clearly visible, while Liu Youduan felt greasy on his face, it seems that Mi Fu's hands are still stained with oil. . . , which made Liu Youduan nauseous and vomited.

"You... How do you hit someone? Liu Youduan covered his right cheek and asked in great shame.

Mixed with the eunuchs on this, even the queen mother, the emperor and others are not said to beat, scold, scold, on weekdays to him is also more polite, where like Mi Fu like this stretch out your hand to hit, open your mouth to scold?

Especially being humiliated in front of his subordinates, Liu Youduan was even more embarrassed and indignant.

"It's you dog minion who hits you, what? Defy? Go, go, follow the old man to the Queen Mother to judge it, and go to Your Majesty The old man is not afraid of you. Mi Fu stretched out his hand and grabbed Liu Youduan, dragging him to the palace.

Mi Fu since the Emperor Shenzong years in the palace walking, and to the Queen Mother and others are very familiar, at the same time Mi Fu calligraphy and painting, although he is crazy, but the Queen Mother and others have never been with him, but some like Mi Fu straight to the straight character.

It is said that even the first emperor Shenzong Emperor has not bothered with it, how dare others deal with Mi Fu? 5200

Of course, Liu Youduan knew who Mi Fu was, so he just struggled desperately and said: "Hey, hey, Mr. Mi, you let go, if you don't let go, we're not welcome." ”

No matter how you have anything to do with Emperor Shenzong, but after all, Emperor Shenzong is gone, you are already angry, aren't you? How can you be so arrogant? Liu Youduan thought angrily.

"Ouch, you dog slave, you dare to push the old man? The old man is not finished with you today. Mi Fu is shorter, a few points shorter than the second year of high school, and Liu Youduan is not only younger than Mi Fu, but also half a head taller than Mi Fu, so the two were in dispute, Liu Youduan pushed Mi Fu to the ground.

Although Mi Fu has reached middle age, but his skills are also dexterous, sitting on the ground and bounced up, and then grabbed Liu Youduan, and punched Liu Youduan's head.

Of course, Liu Youduan refused to admit defeat, so the two scolded, pushed, and shoved, and became entangled together, and everyone on the side looked at each other, not knowing how to persuade each other.

The forbidden troops guarding the Gongchen Gate have long been dissatisfied with the eunuchs who are pretending to be tigers and making good fortunes, and at this time they are happy to see Liu Youduan being beaten, and they are all giggling and standing aside to watch the excitement.

"Do what?" At this moment, a person from the palace shouted: "How can the palace be so noisy? What kind of system? What should I be guilty of disturbing the Queen Mother and Your Majesty? ”

This person is wearing a cyan official robe, his voice is majestic, not like the sharp voice of the general chamberlain, and at the same time, his body is relatively strong, although he is middle-aged, but the muscles on his body are strong, there is no trace of fat, and he walks with a tiger's style, very majestic, and his face is cold, with a trace of majesty.

"Tong... Offerings, what are you here to do? Ouch... Liu Youduan saw that the inner servant in the west of the province enshrined the official Tong Guan came over, and quickly let go of Mi Fu, but Mi Fu took the opportunity to slap Liu Youduan's left cheek.

"Stop!" Tong Guan walked quickly in front of the two and stretched out his hand to gently separate the two.

"Tong worship, you've seen it, our family is on an errand, but he... He's just too much of a bully, huh? There is no such person in the world... Liu Youduan's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he cried to Tong Guan.

Tong Guan is an enshrinement official, and Liu Youduan is also an enshrinement official, although the two are of average grade, but Liu Youduan is the enshrinement official of the inner service province, and he is the emperor's close attendant, and Tong Guan is only the enshrinement official of the inner service province, so Liu Youduan's status is slightly better than Tong Guan.

However, Tong Guan grew up in the palace since he was a child, and he was the elder of the three dynasties of Yingzong, Shenzong, and Zhao Xu, and at the same time, Tong Guan followed the master of the Great Inner in the palace since he was a child to practice the art of war and martial arts, not only the body is strong, but also the martial arts are outstanding, if there is a dispute and a fight, any eunuch in the palace is not his opponent, so Liu Youduan is a little timid at this time.

"Liu Xianfeng" Tong Guan snorted and said, "Mr. Mi is also something you can stop?" ”

Tong Guan's disdain was overflowing, thinking that when the Shenzong Dynasty was in the past, Liu Youduan was just a little yellow door, and Tong Guan was already a provincial attendant at that time. At that time, Liu Youduan was extremely flattering to Tong Guan and served Tong Guan as his own father.

But when Zhao Xu became the emperor, Liu Youduan was a villain, and gradually got Zhao Xu's favor, and he actually climbed on Tong Guan's head on weekdays to and pee, which made Tong Guan hate this person very much in his heart.

"Our family is on an errand... Liu Youduan said hatefully.

"Ordered?" Tong Guan interrupted Liu Youduan's words impatiently and said, "Where is the Holy Purpose?" Take it out and show it to someone. ”

"You..." Liu Youduan was speechless when he heard this, and looked at Tong Guan for a while, speechless.

Zhao Xu was critically ill at this time, where was the holy decree? If you want to talk about the holy decree, there is only a decree issued orally to the queen mother, ordering the palace to be strictly guarded, and not to leak the slightest news that the emperor is critically ill.

"What are you? Dodge somebody. Tong Guan scolded.

Liu Youduan did not dare to stop Mi Fu's way at this time, Liu Youduan did not dare to stop, and his subordinates did not dare to move, the guards guarding the palace saw the eunuchs infighting and were elated, of course, no one stepped forward to stop them.

"Mr. Mi, please come in." Tong Guan then respectfully invited Mi Fu into the palace.

Mi Fu tidied up his robe, was turned hands, proudly glanced at Liu Youduan, who had a greasy handprint on each cheek, blue nose and swollen face, and followed Tong Guan to the palace, completely forgetting that his right eye was already blue. . .

"Daddy..." At this time, outside the Gongchen Gate, a small yellow door flattered Liu Youduan to help tidy up his messy robes, and asked while tidying up.

"Pass on my words, this person is not allowed to leave the palace, let alone bring any objects out of the palace, whoever dares to disobey the order will be killed immediately." Liu Youduan said angrily after pushing open the small yellow door.

"This..." The little yellow door surrounding Liu Youduan was all embarrassed.

You Liu Da can't stop people from entering the palace, where can they stop them, everyone is in their hearts, isn't this embarrassing for them?

"If you find that this person is out of the palace privately, take it down immediately, and my brother will be in charge if something happens." Liu Youduan saw that everyone was embarrassed, so he said angrily.